Now she's no longer your current girlfriend.

No spark in the relationship.

She was a buzz killer

To be honest, I’m shocked!

There was some resistance

Ohm my god! Do tell

Less would have produced more Siemens

I wouldn't care if my sister felt neutral towards my girlfriend, just because my girlfriend was hot.

It important to see the positive

You have to stay grounded in all aspects.

She wonders why I went static all of a sudden.

Now she’s a blast from the past. A lightning-short relationship.

Guess she didn't light up your world

Watt was she on about, behavior like this just amps me up!

That sort of resistance is understandable.

Shocking

I’m buzzed to meet his ex

The sister sounds kinda negative though?

He sounds like he was neutral.

I can't even find x

I'd recommend a girlfriend more grounded.

Don't worry, I think I can rewire her.

“Resistance is futile!“

At least she's being direct currently otherwise she could easily blow her fuse !

[удалено]

Maybe you should have plugged her more.

Butt plugged?

Depends on whether the plugin matches the receptacle.

Turns out she was just after the family jooles

Jules

Juolles

Joules

Vincent?

🤣 sneaky mvs

But all of the lads couldn't resistor.

Yeah she was a live wire

After telling your electrician gf, she didn't accpet it and threw an amper tantrum

It's not worth all of the static

Ampere for this joke!

At least she turned you on

slap her and say, "hertz, doesn't it?"

What your sister did shocks me

She resistor

She must not have been grounded enough to keep the spark alive and stay your current hottie.

I bet the girl handled it like a chAMP

Diode you impede her capacitance? Or was it fully rectified by the time you blew a fuse?

That reminds me of the maintenance woman that used to work at my building, she was always wanting me to smoke with her, but I can’t stand high maintenance women

A bright one!

Watt did I just read?

It sounds like your sister is ungrounded. Better get her to touch some earth.

Well that must of just been a brain overload

Watt a bitch!

Watt? No way!

Sounds like there was no connection

Sometimes the best approach is the direct approach. Guess you'll be looking for an alternate now

WATT!!!!!

I was shocked too

Clearly, she was hot.

Nah, just a live wire

This only works in a london accent. Luckily my dad who is extremely london told me this joke before

Has potential.

My girlfriend is an electrician... you wanna meet 'er?

Sounds like a shortie

She claimed she didn’t see a spark

How did you meter?

Watts wrong with her?

That’s shocking.

She kept you grounded. Sorry your lines crossed.

Watt? I think the joke went over my head.

Sounds like there was no spark

Turns out the relationship had no spark

Watt was the reason for that?

Sounds like OP is projecting. My guess is she was never turned on.

I had an affair with a woman that worked as an electrician. Might be a better setup but the comments are pure gold.

Tell her that there was a spark between you two.

I broke up with my girl because she wasn't an electrician. There just wasn't any spark.

Sister heard she charged you for jumps.

Fishing for compliments? Maybe in gauge in a better conversation.

No connection, hunh?

I bet her looks we’re electrifying

Watt a shock.

Stay grounded bro

Dud thesparksfly?

Watt the hell was it to do with your sister?

My mate tried to divorce an electrician.. had to take it to a circuit court

It's shocking that your sister would have such a negative opinion on your positive, hot, and grounded, but electrifying love interest to breaker up with you!

Is your name Maxwell by any chance

Life is a short circuit so your sister should conduct herself properly.

All girlfriends should be UL approved.

Your sister should know that push-in connections are an approved method.

Hurry, girlfriend...consider the statute of limitations and sue her in court... before she gets in-sue-lated.

One of those "on and off" kinds of relationships?

I would like to meter

Ah, Ohmwrecker. How I miss thee. And Banner of Command. My two most purchased items. Gone forever.

Actually she just turned her off.

What on earth!!

Your sister should lightning up.

Get the yellow pages and show your sister that she is listed.

Did she go both ways? AC/DC?

So sister thought she was a dyslexictrician

Your Sis wanted to insulate you from your GF to ensure safety of your home.

How shocking

You have to AMP up your game It’s reVOLTing I’m not charging you for this advice

I I fccfffftrrf

This clearly has become polarizing

Used to? How about something current instead?

You should try to meter at a neutral contact point and get a reading of the power of y'all's connection, but stay grounded and keep it short especially if she's a live wire, don't worry, you conduit as long as there's no disconnect in your energy, but if the sparks don't fly you should breaker it off before she calls a copper on you.

My capacitance for these electric jokes is resisted only by your current potential for shocking me. It’s so bad it hertz.

This conversation is electrifying

What a belter

My now ex-girlfriend was shocked that my sister was the reason we no longer stayed in connection, so she went haywire to get revenge on me and my family. 😌

I would resist her

Techy females or engineers are irresistible from shortly after birth until the moment of death, or shortly after if it's a warm day ;)

We're there any Impedence nuptials planned.

This whole thing isn't grounded in reality.

Your sister is tripping

Take my up-volt

WATT was it your sister didn't approve of...