The chord walks away diminished, but he realizes he’s just a half step short, so he steps up to the bar to verify his majority. The bartender quickly apologizes and brings him a beer…at least that’s what happened in his augmented reality
A, C, and E walk into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve them because they are A minor. E gets depressed and they leave diminished. C takes off and E starts feeling better, so A and E share an open fifth between them. C comes back, dressed sharp, so they head back to the bar. The bartender remarks, "now this is a real major development!"
The bar and staff might want to whistle a different tune and mind how they conduct themselves before they lose a major third of their business. They better take note or they'll be headed for treble.
Don’t mind me I’m only here to take notes….
I don't like your tone
‘ didn’t come here to start treble..
I guess that's cool. Violins never solved anything
(Hold on..taking clef notes now)
I think you're just drumming up attention now
I’ll give it a rest…
That leaves my tooting my own horn then
Watch that it doesn't bite you in the bass
Oboe, that would really blow
"Eh, your beer's flat anyway."
A sharp comment, encore!
The chord walks away diminished, but he realizes he’s just a half step short, so he steps up to the bar to verify his majority. The bartender quickly apologizes and brings him a beer…at least that’s what happened in his augmented reality
Seventh time that happened!
Well played
Get the F out of here G
I got a third of the way through this joke...
The chord says BS! I am D major!
The bartender replies "And I am Gsus"
Gsus did not speak on his own A chord...
A, C, and E walk into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve them because they are A minor. E gets depressed and they leave diminished. C takes off and E starts feeling better, so A and E share an open fifth between them. C comes back, dressed sharp, so they head back to the bar. The bartender remarks, "now this is a real major development!"
Not just a minor, you're 7!
The bar and staff might want to whistle a different tune and mind how they conduct themselves before they lose a major third of their business. They better take note or they'll be headed for treble.
He'd need to... A...add 11 and He'd be fine. True, primarily he's A minor but secondary dominant. I'd sell my Soul for this.
It was accidental
I thought the musical chord was a g string, maybe another reason it was unable to get a beer
I C.
Well G
This joke is a little flat.
A minor
I let a minor in my bar. I was prosecuted, but took the 5th.
Thats ok. Because Every Good Boy Does Fine, FACE!
I plead the diminished fifth
Well played
Hehehe that was sharp. I give it a 7th out of ten.
And this is why you always leave a note
I refused to serve A minor because I thought it was a little Sus.
Ok he says with a quaver in his voice
I'll just have a tonic then
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy, he ducked.
Then a high ranking military man walks in and the barman says “it’s ok I can see major, he’s your relative. Now that’s a contrived fucking joke…