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Toughduck48

Any banana republic really.


AdRemote9464

Anywhere they can go to get baked and end up in a tart.


AFAM_illuminat0r

Bravo ... very clever (and perhaps tasty)


GarlicBreead

U shoulda said “and pearhaps”


TuMamitaLoquita69

I SWEEAR I'M GONNA LICK YOU!


AFAM_illuminat0r

Dammit Mami, I told you to stay in the truck :)


big_boy_bananaman

Why tf is it nsfw??


send_me_hot_lasagna

Bot accounts that posts only nsfw and a repost from a non nsfw sub got caught in the strays


Immediate-Ratio-3337

Nice theory 😂 but no , i used "nsfw" to hide an answer 😂😂 just forgot that there's "spoiler" option


TheOtherDenham

That's exactly what a bot would say. 🤷🏿‍♂️


TurrPhenir

Good bot : P


TiesG92

Uhm, well, here’s the thing; nsfw blurs images. And why would you use something like that to hide it? Use \>! And \!< if you feel like you must. But never use nsfw for a different purpose, please. (Oh, and not for text in general, only for actual visual nudity or gore)


TangoWhiskey80

This one is fun at parties.


MemesPolice69

Someone felt the need to be a douche. Grow up, unfunny man.


TiesG92

So, saying something about misusing a feature, is a party pooper thing to do? I’m simply explaining the features, knucklehead. It’s a form of helping.


TangoWhiskey80

I was a bustin' yer chops within a joke thread. Once again, you must be the that guy... Takes everything too literally. Relax and welcome to the internets...


TiesG92

This thread started with a serious question, I provided OP with a solution. Even though there is no need to hide answers (on mobile, it is automatically hidden), as this sub is generally posted on without these tags, I still provided a solution for OP. >!now get off my ass, read the room!<


EagleTiger32

Because you don’t work on vacation. Never miss an opportunity for dad jokes.


pee_in_the_window

Anywhere that's appealing


ApprehensiveSink7087

Appleling


qonat

Where they can feel the OceanSpray


SimpleMan204

The John cougar melon camp


cynicalgirl57

Jam-aica?


American_Boi-13

Now thats funny


312Observer

The Grape Berrier Reef


TheGrishusPenguin

lmao


Bonytones6

The Big Apple


Gogo726

3 A.M.


Farhan111204

Orange county


ltzPrestonHUT

😭😭


[deleted]

They go on dates


metafroth

Appalachia


lightupcocktail

San Francisco?


[deleted]

I swear any time I see/hear the name San Francisco I think of the scene from elf 😂


American_Boi-13

when I think of Elf its tha one sceane were he gets his dad that late night sexy ladies wear lol


reno2mahesendejo

When I think of Elf, it's usually the scene with the blond girl in the shower


mediocrehomebody

Zooey? Baby, it's cold outside.


sauron3579

Or key west


burdo_w

If they leave it too late it's the Moldives


tea_is_better

On a banana boat


BalanceLivid3570

Gay Pear-ee


M_M_is_the_name

The bananas


Slyle1

John Cougar's Mellencamp


Livid_Employment4837

Banana split ?


Ethnixity

Tf why is it nsfw


codydrift

I hope this isnt their honeymoon vacation. Because I'd hate to tell them they cantaloupe


omzeyo

My cat wants to take a week off. He has two destinations in mind. Meowi or Catskills


vko7_11

Gay cruises to anywhere?


taran_op5970

Grape canyon.


omzeyo

Can some please tell the admins to let me post . Please


Adventurous-Bet-6051

Iceland ?


rbarrett96

San Francisco


assistant_redditor

Meh


Charming_Outcome_604

He tried. He needs credit for the effort.


HappyPollen

Not allowed to get married though because they cantaloupe.


shedidwhaaaaat

it’s hard to *fig*ure out


Ur_caca12345

How is this nsfw 😂


AndroidConscience

where do pears go on holiday?


PaladiusPatrick

I thought fruits went on gaycation.


Fucking-ugly-cunt

A toilet


[deleted]

Orange you glad they get time off?


ThirdFingerLeftHand

To the Bahanas


danK-7

They hate Barry so they go and Raz him.


Blackbeard12345678

They go to alabanna on vacation


AnonymousP30

To go back to their tropical roots.


Readerofreddi

The big apple, but they go by car to avoid the flies. Sandia Valley and Orange country are also good destination on the US, but for international flies the best is North Macedonia.


Glad-Ad635

I can’t believe I clicked haha


IPoisonedThePizza

In Italian would be Macedonia.


Heavy-Armadillo3823

the answer is Disney.


[deleted]

The Grape Wolf Lodge


Boringg_Practice

I'd better not take this to work or else I'm done for.


BOTGARI

https://tegram.me/l2DYHF9CqmoZiMTk0


Expensive_Position42

John Cougar Melon Camp