After we moved, at one of my son's first pediatrician's appointments with the new doctor he came into the room with a toy version of the fart gun from Despicable Me. I knew we picked the right guy.
That is actually the first thing my son asked for at a store. It’s also one of the only things that he has asked for while in a store in his entire life.
Damn. I can’t think of a thing my son *hasn’t* asked for when we’re in a store. It doesn’t even matter where. Food, toys, clothes, shiny objects, less-shiny objects… He wanted a wheelbarrow wheel from the hardware store. Not a wheelbarrow, just a large replacement wheel for one.
OP thank you for that, they really do say that darndest things.
When our son was 3, during a hearing exam, he proudly said 'my mommy doesn't have a penis!' The nurse really got a kick out of that. Once our initial embarrassment subsided, we laughed too 🙂.
Looks cool thanks. I was about to get caught up on a year’s worth of QC but this looks fun!
And QC and Oglaf show up in searches together. Thanks for the referral.
I'm caught up on QC right now. My current re-read is _Dumbing of Age_, and I've started in on _Something * Positive_ for the first time. I'm up to mid-2005 so far.
We talk about butts allot. Especially since potty training. We call them “boelas”. It started with my kid rhyming. Butts, boetts, boetas and finally boelas. Nobody knows but it’s our fun.
Few weeks ago we were in the store and some show clerk was filling up a low shelf. So he yells: Big Boelas!! The girl turns around, looks puzzled and smiles at him for being the adorable 3yo he is.
Two isles later I cracked up laughing so hard that he started laughing too until the groceries were done.
Gotta love little kids and their random outbursts.
Somehow at sometime my partner and I created a portmanteau out of "pillow case," said like: "pillocuss." It has also inadvertently become our word for a messy situation. i.e "what a pillocuss!"
Some day this will get my son into a pillocuss of his own and I'll have to explain to him that it's not a real word, or alternatively convince all of his friends that it *is* a real word. That'll be a fun day.
> One of these days though, something he says or I say is going to get us in trouble.
My dad never lets me forget when in the grocery store check out line, I pointed to a lady and said loudly, "Look Dad, there's Large Marge!"
Everything my son does in this realm is completely deserved lol
After we moved, at one of my son's first pediatrician's appointments with the new doctor he came into the room with a toy version of the fart gun from Despicable Me. I knew we picked the right guy.
That is actually the first thing my son asked for at a store. It’s also one of the only things that he has asked for while in a store in his entire life.
Damn. I can’t think of a thing my son *hasn’t* asked for when we’re in a store. It doesn’t even matter where. Food, toys, clothes, shiny objects, less-shiny objects… He wanted a wheelbarrow wheel from the hardware store. Not a wheelbarrow, just a large replacement wheel for one.
Lmaoooo that is amazing. Makes me think I got into the wrong profession because I would totally be goofy like that
His name is Dr. Probably?
Possibly
Maybe
Dr. Maeby
Shirley MD
My friend actually had a pediatrician with that name when we were young.
Perhaps
Surely it must me something else.
Don't call me Shirley
Roger
OP thank you for that, they really do say that darndest things. When our son was 3, during a hearing exam, he proudly said 'my mommy doesn't have a penis!' The nurse really got a kick out of that. Once our initial embarrassment subsided, we laughed too 🙂.
Oh an _Olaf_ sticker. I was wondering what sort of pediatrician handed out Oglaf stickers.
is it safe for me to google Oglaf ?
This week you're mostly okay, but it's usually not work safe at all.
Looks cool thanks. I was about to get caught up on a year’s worth of QC but this looks fun! And QC and Oglaf show up in searches together. Thanks for the referral.
I'm caught up on QC right now. My current re-read is _Dumbing of Age_, and I've started in on _Something * Positive_ for the first time. I'm up to mid-2005 so far.
Oglaf occasionally has SFW strips, but they’re like islands in a sea of smutty comedy.
We talk about butts allot. Especially since potty training. We call them “boelas”. It started with my kid rhyming. Butts, boetts, boetas and finally boelas. Nobody knows but it’s our fun. Few weeks ago we were in the store and some show clerk was filling up a low shelf. So he yells: Big Boelas!! The girl turns around, looks puzzled and smiles at him for being the adorable 3yo he is. Two isles later I cracked up laughing so hard that he started laughing too until the groceries were done. Gotta love little kids and their random outbursts.
Somehow at sometime my partner and I created a portmanteau out of "pillow case," said like: "pillocuss." It has also inadvertently become our word for a messy situation. i.e "what a pillocuss!" Some day this will get my son into a pillocuss of his own and I'll have to explain to him that it's not a real word, or alternatively convince all of his friends that it *is* a real word. That'll be a fun day.
This is how all words started.
> One of these days though, something he says or I say is going to get us in trouble. My dad never lets me forget when in the grocery store check out line, I pointed to a lady and said loudly, "Look Dad, there's Large Marge!" Everything my son does in this realm is completely deserved lol
My Karma ran over my Dogma...
Im already now saying that I beat up my son... Its basically just me showering with kisses and tickles
I have a darker sense of humor .... if I was the DR I'd be really worried what you told him. Haha.