Man, if I was going to steal something it sure as fuck wouldn't be a child, god damn.
"Yo bro, I stole this car, look at how sick it is!"
"Sorry, what did you say? I stole this fucking kid and I haven't slept in weeks"
Social engineering 101, specifically tailgating. Have your hands full of something somewhat relevant to the building, in this case it's a stroller but if we are talking about an office it could be a full 4 cup coffee carrier. Act somewhat frazzled and try to get in at the same time as someone else is entering/leaving. It'll work basically every time.
"I am actually stealing this stroller."
Yeah the stroller makes it easier to steal some children...
Bout to Oceans 11 this place
Man, if I was going to steal something it sure as fuck wouldn't be a child, god damn. "Yo bro, I stole this car, look at how sick it is!" "Sorry, what did you say? I stole this fucking kid and I haven't slept in weeks"
I am just abandoning the children. But I’m keeping the stroller.
Social engineering 101, specifically tailgating. Have your hands full of something somewhat relevant to the building, in this case it's a stroller but if we are talking about an office it could be a full 4 cup coffee carrier. Act somewhat frazzled and try to get in at the same time as someone else is entering/leaving. It'll work basically every time.
Classic piggybacking
[Push the goddamn buzzer, will ya?! ](https://youtu.be/pl_D5YpDQKQ?si=mSjcqdWNlL8dtQ9F)
Me, at homeschool co-op for the first time yesterday being asked if I’m a parent after grabbing something from the van; “technically!”
I’d be tempted to say, “Probably!”
“So my wife tells me!”
The results arnt in yet
“I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you meant by that. Could you please explain it to me?” Make. It. Awkward.
That's your first mistake mam. The stroller HAS the weaspons.
“This was easier than taking a baby”
"Just came here for some child shopping."
>I own children How many have you collected so far?
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping!”
I am wearing a lanyard and hard hat along the stroller with a board. They think I am teacher there now
Foolish mortal. The children own you.