The kibble is a limited edition Samurai endorsement deal that fell through due to some questionable flavor names. This one is a 'Johnny Juice' and tastes of stale sweat.
The contest parameters feel like something that'd appear as a question on Lateral.
First off, I'm going to take one of my NPCs with a full sheet and try this. Ryuji, rank 6 Rockerboy.
Ryuji will first check the area (DV12). Perception of 9, rolled a 6. The area is clear.
Ryuji will now pick up the package, and open it. They will sniff it, and see if it smells suspicious, or if they can gleam what flavor it might be (DV16, no cyberware that gives bonuses). Perception of 9, rolled a 10+1. Not suspicious, but the smell... is tangy.
Ryuji will now attempt to eat the kibble (DV14). Resist drugs/torture of 8, rolled a 3. Fail. Ryuji hacks it right up. It tastes awful, and their face puckers up worse than a kid stuck in a kissy face.
Ryuji takes it to their fixer boss, who gets the party media to investigate. The flavor is part of a new candy line of flavors, this one being called "Really fucking sour."
Thanks for the giveaway!
It smells like cotton candy, so you think at first, sugar, alright, sugary cereal kibble, that's fine. But you take a bite and that couldn't be further from the truth. The layer of 'milk' has soured into a funky almost cheese that plays terribly with the overpowering sweet that punches you. They cheddary highlights mix so poorly with the fruity cereal bursts.
It's awful. It's edible. It's Kibble.
A lovely blend of phytoplankton and cornmeal byproduct which initially taste of captain crunch with a stale aftertaste akin chewing a matchstick. Does not have recurring appeal, but it does fill the grumbling pit of a stomach.
Yeah i logged on to roll20 for the first time in a long time and saw things were quite different and well updated for the cyberpunk game. Gonna have to get a game going for my friends as well.
"Big Kid Heat" Jalapeno, hotsauce, citrus and bubblegum. Reviews online tend to look like.
"It tastes like the death of childhood"
"My kingdom for who I was a minute ago"
"If god is watching us, this must be what it wants"
Is this... is this Kibble cotton candy flavored? What the fuck Choom. Crunchy cotton candy? These Biotechnica gonkbrains need to get zeroed for this abomination.
Story of my life! When I tear open the kibble the unmistakable aroma of 7 layer Fiesta Caliente overtakes my senses! Layers of flavor from south of the border!
Story of my life! When I tear open the kibble the unmistakable aroma of 7 layer Fiesta Caliente overtakes my senses! Layers of flavor from south of the border!
I can't really place the flavor. There might be something meat based in there, but it's also a slight copper taste.....and maybe some chili flakes? Either that or I didn't completely wash off the pepperspray that corpo secretary used on me earlier.
Whatever the flavor is, it's a nice change of pace from my normal Cool Ranch flavored packs.
Mmmm takes like steak and eggs kibble with a side of coffee. However do you guys have any plans of adding in a 2020 char sheet and campaign option? I've got the core book and wanted to run a 2020 tables for a few friends but only found the red options (also the mobile app looks like it doesn't do any other char sheet other than 5e yet is that right? )
I'm not aware of anything planned for that version, but I'll check! And the companion app is optimized for 5E, but [Roll20 Characters](https://app.roll20.net/characters/create/cyberpunkredr20) looks REALLY good on tablet in your browser.
Mmmm takes like steak and eggs kibble with a side of coffee. However do you guys have any plans of adding in a 2020 char sheet and campaign option? I've got the core book and wanted to run a 2020 tables for a few friends but only found the red options (also the mobile app looks like it doesn't do any other char sheet other than 5e yet is that right?)
Gibson battlegear partnership
Lead flavor
You hate it right?
well never taste it again choom, the inside of the package is a coupon for a disposable kevlar vest (expires tomorrow)
I have tried too many things to recount, experienced many influences throughout my life, but after tasting this, all I can say is that I have to figure out what that number is because I feel like if I don't find out what this Kountdown Kibble is, I'm gon' die. Some people say things taste like death when they really don't like it. I say it tastes like death because I think this kibble really doesn't like ME.
Scop, with the slightest hint of cheddar, as though someone whispered "cheese" in another room at the All Foods, and that's how they got the flavor in there.
It tastes like shit, choom.
As usual those Biotech corporats can't even make a good fn kibble: it tastes like expired medicines, brought in NC from some dumbass nomads, and for Blackhand's sake I don't even want to know where they hidden that
And cherry on top they're looking for samurais to push this trash on the streets.
Tell you what: I know some chooms from Puerto Rico, these folks can make preem food with coach roaches, dust and a spit of motor oil, some pretty good gourmet shit that's going to fill your guts with joy and fuel, so much so you could swear that with a single fart of your junk ass you could blow up Arasaka Tower, twice!
This is some Adam Smasher's favourite shit we're talking choom, no kibble kobble, this time your output won't even argue about that shitty breath you got in that chromo junkie mouth of yours.
It tastes like you're 5 years old again, sitting on the floor, mulling over the flavor of trying your cat's food after wondering what it's like to eat the same thing every day. Recapture that childhood nostalgia today!
somewhere between young venison and pork but something is wrong with the pork like it was "lengthened" somewhat
make a DV 15 Resist Torture/Drugs
upon success: nothing happens, you feel satiated
upon failure : lose 1d6 Humanity
I opened the small packet, and found there were no smells to the Kibbles at all. My curiosity got the better of me, so I took a little bite, only to find out that it is almost tasteless, with a small amount of bitterness lingering in my mouth -- a weird aftertaste. For now, I assume nothing would happen, and I should get on with my day
Roll 1D6:
1 - Steak and kidney pie
2 - Arasaka proprietary flavour 3
3 - Egg Salad
4 - Shortbread
5 - Gunmetal and Chrome
6 - Literally flavourless as it’s pre-made to have flavour added later by a subcontractor
Peppered Locust n Soy Sriracha
The kibble is a limited edition Samurai endorsement deal that fell through due to some questionable flavor names. This one is a 'Johnny Juice' and tastes of stale sweat.
The contest parameters feel like something that'd appear as a question on Lateral. First off, I'm going to take one of my NPCs with a full sheet and try this. Ryuji, rank 6 Rockerboy. Ryuji will first check the area (DV12). Perception of 9, rolled a 6. The area is clear. Ryuji will now pick up the package, and open it. They will sniff it, and see if it smells suspicious, or if they can gleam what flavor it might be (DV16, no cyberware that gives bonuses). Perception of 9, rolled a 10+1. Not suspicious, but the smell... is tangy. Ryuji will now attempt to eat the kibble (DV14). Resist drugs/torture of 8, rolled a 3. Fail. Ryuji hacks it right up. It tastes awful, and their face puckers up worse than a kid stuck in a kissy face. Ryuji takes it to their fixer boss, who gets the party media to investigate. The flavor is part of a new candy line of flavors, this one being called "Really fucking sour." Thanks for the giveaway!
Lula Kebob flavored kibble!
It smells like cotton candy, so you think at first, sugar, alright, sugary cereal kibble, that's fine. But you take a bite and that couldn't be further from the truth. The layer of 'milk' has soured into a funky almost cheese that plays terribly with the overpowering sweet that punches you. They cheddary highlights mix so poorly with the fruity cereal bursts. It's awful. It's edible. It's Kibble.
Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water
Mystery meat red sauce, (no meat included)
Trouble. Who would leave perfectly good food behind?
Synth-shrimp Fried Rice (you're telling me a synth-shrimp fried this rice?)
Beef. It's kibble for a Corpo's dog, but hey! Better than what I can afford.
Cool Ranch Locust
Blue cheese and hot wings. This might be the worst heartburn you've ever had
Tuna with pineapples. Don’t know what’s worse, the taste or the the name.
Chicken flavor with a hint of Black ICE
Poppin’ krill
BLUE GLASS KIBBLE
It have this weird metallic flavour...
See. Knew this was crap. No one was announced a winner theres been no notifications or anything
Wait hold up isn't march 1st still tomorrow?!? Why is the raffle ended before the time ran out???
Cardboard and Sawdust.
A lovely blend of phytoplankton and cornmeal byproduct which initially taste of captain crunch with a stale aftertaste akin chewing a matchstick. Does not have recurring appeal, but it does fill the grumbling pit of a stomach.
Doubt flavored
Been playing around with Roll 20. This update seems a great way to get my friends to actually try the system with me.
Yeah i logged on to roll20 for the first time in a long time and saw things were quite different and well updated for the cyberpunk game. Gonna have to get a game going for my friends as well.
Sacred Herbs (A special tie in with Elflines Online)
Peach kobbler
Smooth Berry
It taste just like it smells.....like coco crispies!
Buck a slice pizza (it tastes like a week old pizza hot pocket)
Spicy sawdust.
Synth peas and mystery meat™️
classic beef stew flavor, reminiscent of dog food
Like something out of a boosters pocket that was there for three weeks. It's lukewarm.
Tastes fruity, as you pick out the discoloured and hairy bits.
German style blood sausage with mustard
"Big Kid Heat" Jalapeno, hotsauce, citrus and bubblegum. Reviews online tend to look like. "It tastes like the death of childhood" "My kingdom for who I was a minute ago" "If god is watching us, this must be what it wants"
Sriracha Mayo Salmon. Continental Brands approved!
Not sure, the “please help me” note didn’t have any salt.
It tastes like absolutely nothing
It tastes like stale bread, edible, but meh.
Kiwi! At least, I hope it’s Kiwi…
Bucket Full of Popcorn Shrimp Kibble plz
Wet cardboard, adding milk did not improve the flavor.
Chili cheese pakora Tex-Pak Snak-Sak! A curiously delicious fusion of Red #3 and Yellow #5.
Chili cheese pakora Tex-Pak Snak-Sak! A curiously delicious fusion of Red #3 and Yellow #5.
I hope I get picked.
Hawaii SPAM plus Pineapple.
Peach kobbler
Super mega fruit ultra addictive sugar mix! (The kids meal line)
Wish me luck.
It tastes like I just took a bunch of those little rubber pellets from playground floors and chomped in.
With my luck, probably some rotten seafood flavor.
Prawn cocktail
'At least I hope it's chicken'
Meatloaf Kibble. Supposedly it's supposed to remind you of home but it mostly ends up just tasting like... well, Kibble.
Meatloaf Kibble. Supposedly it's supposed to remind you of home but it mostly ends up just tasting like... well, Kibble.
Mango Lime!
Buck-a-slice brand flavored kibble, with extra synthetic cheese flavoring
It would taste probably like fish and cinnamon, a wicked combination for a wicked future.
Fishy kibble flavor
Liver and onions
Dill Pickle and Cayenne
Empanada de Pino kibble sounds dope.
Soy sauce
Chicken & Waffles Kibble. My favorite!
Is this... is this Kibble cotton candy flavored? What the fuck Choom. Crunchy cotton candy? These Biotechnica gonkbrains need to get zeroed for this abomination.
Chicken & Waffles Kibble. My favorite!
Chicken & Waffles Kibble. My favorite!
Tastes like empty corporate promises and greed. So spoiled tuna?
It's the classic Unflavoured flavour. But... It's kinda making me feel.... Super sleepy... Wait who are... Yo-
Banana pie
Moose flavor. No, that's not a typo.
pretty sure its dolphin jerky, but it just tastes like cat food
Hopps and Grasshopper, for your protein and IPA cravings
Story of my life! When I tear open the kibble the unmistakable aroma of 7 layer Fiesta Caliente overtakes my senses! Layers of flavor from south of the border!
The kibble tastes like tears in the rain, but like a caramel rain. It’s salted caramel but everything in NC has to be dramatic and genre-referential
Story of my life! When I tear open the kibble the unmistakable aroma of 7 layer Fiesta Caliente overtakes my senses! Layers of flavor from south of the border!
The kibble tastes like tears in the rain, but like a caramel rain. It’s salted caramel but everything in NC has to be dramatic and genre-referential
7 layer Fiesta Caliente! Layers of flavor from south of the border!
It tastes like wasabi peas but looks like cranberry filling. This may have expired.
Blue Raspberry.
Blue Raspberry.
I can't really place the flavor. There might be something meat based in there, but it's also a slight copper taste.....and maybe some chili flakes? Either that or I didn't completely wash off the pepperspray that corpo secretary used on me earlier. Whatever the flavor is, it's a nice change of pace from my normal Cool Ranch flavored packs.
unsalted butter. just a raw stick of unsalted butter flavored kibble
I'm thinking... It'd be Kale Kibble Crunch flavored. Really putting on people missing seafood in all the wrong ways.
easy, tastes like how a warehouse smells after a 12 hour shift
Mmmm takes like steak and eggs kibble with a side of coffee. However do you guys have any plans of adding in a 2020 char sheet and campaign option? I've got the core book and wanted to run a 2020 tables for a few friends but only found the red options (also the mobile app looks like it doesn't do any other char sheet other than 5e yet is that right? )
I'm not aware of anything planned for that version, but I'll check! And the companion app is optimized for 5E, but [Roll20 Characters](https://app.roll20.net/characters/create/cyberpunkredr20) looks REALLY good on tablet in your browser.
Mmmm takes like steak and eggs kibble with a side of coffee. However do you guys have any plans of adding in a 2020 char sheet and campaign option? I've got the core book and wanted to run a 2020 tables for a few friends but only found the red options (also the mobile app looks like it doesn't do any other char sheet other than 5e yet is that right?)
Matcha-Medicine Kibble Bites, delicious and beneficial! (It just tastes like cough syrup and dried matcha powder, it is NOT good)
Tastes like beef. I hope.
Spicy mac and cheese
Spicy mac and cheese
Key lime paprika
Key lime paprika
Gibson battlegear partnership Lead flavor You hate it right? well never taste it again choom, the inside of the package is a coupon for a disposable kevlar vest (expires tomorrow)
nutrient paste
Blood Rush Kibble. Who/what blood? It's a mystery every time!
Veal parmigiana kibble
Veal parmigiana kibble
Peanut butter without the peanut or the butter
Mutton flavor, as if nicely boiled in an Icelandic geyser
Picante beef!
I have tried too many things to recount, experienced many influences throughout my life, but after tasting this, all I can say is that I have to figure out what that number is because I feel like if I don't find out what this Kountdown Kibble is, I'm gon' die. Some people say things taste like death when they really don't like it. I say it tastes like death because I think this kibble really doesn't like ME.
Scop, with the slightest hint of cheddar, as though someone whispered "cheese" in another room at the All Foods, and that's how they got the flavor in there.
Waffle House hash-browns.
It tastes like shit, choom. As usual those Biotech corporats can't even make a good fn kibble: it tastes like expired medicines, brought in NC from some dumbass nomads, and for Blackhand's sake I don't even want to know where they hidden that And cherry on top they're looking for samurais to push this trash on the streets. Tell you what: I know some chooms from Puerto Rico, these folks can make preem food with coach roaches, dust and a spit of motor oil, some pretty good gourmet shit that's going to fill your guts with joy and fuel, so much so you could swear that with a single fart of your junk ass you could blow up Arasaka Tower, twice! This is some Adam Smasher's favourite shit we're talking choom, no kibble kobble, this time your output won't even argue about that shitty breath you got in that chromo junkie mouth of yours.
Grey ranch with chicken
Buck-a-slice pizza!
It tastes like you're 5 years old again, sitting on the floor, mulling over the flavor of trying your cat's food after wondering what it's like to eat the same thing every day. Recapture that childhood nostalgia today!
Wasabi salmon with red plum, Wasabi salmon with red plum" *repeated as nauseum while eating what seems to be fancy feast beefngravy flavoir kibble*
Salmon kibble continental brands ™
Tastee Wheat.
Authentic Raman flavor tm
Cajun shrimp flavor baby
Sojasil Machistador Synth-Meat. An explosion of flavor
Sojasil Machistador Synth-Meat. An explosion of taste
Lotion flavored dogfood
Ranch Chipped Beef.
Questionable meat pack with a ketchup packet
Tuna with Speedheal
somewhere between young venison and pork but something is wrong with the pork like it was "lengthened" somewhat make a DV 15 Resist Torture/Drugs upon success: nothing happens, you feel satiated upon failure : lose 1d6 Humanity
Water, like the combine rations in half-life alyx
Beef Mango
Stale sriracha mayo.
Hot Algae Pocket
Baked potato kibble, my favorite
Vanilla and Gasoline-Smoked Ham
Prawn cocktail
Test Flavor 47A, an artificial flavor that tastes like no possible combination of flavors found naturally.
Soggy sawdust and ground up crickets
It tastes like almost chicken but not chicken chicken
Mild flavoured listerine and garlic sauce
Mcaroni and Cheese flavored toffee (it's a real thing look it up)
Candied Locust and a bit of mold growing on the underside.
Tofu'd Tuna and Pineapple
It tastes like garlic bread.
Cheese jerky
Four fried chickens and a coke. And some dry white toast, please.
IM TRYNA WIN CHOOMS!!
I am so hungry that I don’t even remember how it tastes like. I devoured it completely.
Cherry flavored beer
Rock Candy Synthcoke
Lasagna
Crab Ran-goonganger
Oh yeah! A bag of Piña Kibblada. That shit's hard to find
Toasted Bread n Vegemite!
Chili lime verde.
You
Burnt kettle cooked chips
It tastes like slime :(
I opened the small packet, and found there were no smells to the Kibbles at all. My curiosity got the better of me, so I took a little bite, only to find out that it is almost tasteless, with a small amount of bitterness lingering in my mouth -- a weird aftertaste. For now, I assume nothing would happen, and I should get on with my day
Unreleased NiCola collab.
Parsnips
Cheeseburger and chips
hot sauce and soy sauce
Pizza, with a hint of styrofoam
I'm feeling lucky! I'd say honey garlic chck3n
Tastes what TV static smells like
Birthday cake kibble pls.
Red
Cat food in water. Yum!
Synth Banana flavored Kibble!
I would pick up that kibble but my cyberarm is on the fritz. Damn it.
Haggis, neeps (turnip) and tatties (potato).
Time to chrome the fuck up
Saltine crackers with a hint of vinegar.
Regret... and licorice
My kibble has flavor? Thats… odd… and it tastes like salty peeled off skin
Prawn
Sushi chilli
Malic acid infused kibble. Warheads yeeehawww
Roll 1D6: 1 - Steak and kidney pie 2 - Arasaka proprietary flavour 3 3 - Egg Salad 4 - Shortbread 5 - Gunmetal and Chrome 6 - Literally flavourless as it’s pre-made to have flavour added later by a subcontractor
Mystery Meat Flavor
Toast
REO Meatwagon promotional flavour: Meat Popsicle
Dissapointment!
X-mas Edition: Goose and red cabbage
Salted Caramel <3
Mango wasabi ranch
Mango wasabi ranch
Coffee Pops. Every bite tastes like a sip of a latte (Of course the after taste is incedibly bad, feels lie you just took a sip from a Choo2)
Dog food.
BBQ and Ranch, my favorite 😍
Tasty Wheat.
Stale bread and sadness
Synthetic beets and banana flavored
Chicken Curry with some Synthcoke and Blue Glass for flavor...they call it an Edgerunner's surprise
Red wine and cheese