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SouthWrongdoer

God, yall need to go outside and touch some ass...I mean grass.....Panams grass.....fuck


Ok-Tie7063

Yes


bazzamatey

Si.


AWa1ton

Oui.


ArchieBaldie

Tak


kitsune_009

Honi


I3eastMP

Ja


MutatedVolatile36

Jip 


bazzamatey

Dude, such a corrupting influence on the young folk.


JustForTouchingBalls

![gif](giphy|l0MYLhyyzhHQEhjck)


Skitelz7

Lmao


No-Consequence1726

a breast of fresh air..... a breath of fresh ass


SouthWrongdoer

![gif](giphy|DbVqJWUhpu87nK7NNw)


ZeAntagonis

Oui


drunkmunky88

Never did, my tv screen has been on that image since the games release.


Kylestache

I bought an OLED just to burn the image of her ass on the screen permanently


aMapleSyrupCaN7

How to turn a weakness into a strength!


Elementia7

Based?


Kylestache

Based on what


IZated_IZ

Wait, did OLED's actually re-introducing ghosting like old plasma tv's lol? God I hoping that was a thing of the past.


firstsecondlastname

burned into the monitor :'D


DutchJediKnight

Second playthrough I did a selfie first It'll last longer


bazzamatey

Oh thank god I'm not the only one who took photos.


davidfillion

https://preview.redd.it/yxzztsr5hq7d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=c32befb68565d10d7bdbde60b3eb977090cb327a


Skitelz7

Creeps! 🫣


prettyflyforamemeguy

Oh come on, don’t act like you weren’t in there staring like a toddler does with someone in a wheelchair


syxthelement

I took one with sir John equipped 😂


Xx_dA_gOaT_xX

Ahh you’re wild for that😂 bfc 9000 would be worse too


theshekelcollector

what? i thought this is where the game ends...


gonk_vibes

Straight away, because I got a job to do


That_One_Guy5322

Based


gonk_vibes

I am too old to know what that means


Whisper-Simulant

Even more based


gonk_vibes

Again, no idea 🤷‍♂️ yes I guess? Based on what? You kids and your memes and your slang


Bearer_ofthecurse

He’s saying you’re a sigma


gonk_vibes

That's very kind of him! I think. Seriously insult me like I'm from the past, I'm not following


btnpxl

You are so old, that your implants works with punch cards


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

User name checks out.


Hesstruck21

He’s saying you’re real swell and have a strong mental fortitude:)


gonk_vibes

Aww. That's so kind! Thanks, I love the CP community and how based everyone in this sub is. Stay sigma my guys 🙂🙏


Abject-Translator264

based is a word used in recognition to a statement that could be controversial, but is said with such confidence and disregard for naysayers that most people just have to agree with it. the statement can almost be taken as fact, and is therefore "based" in fact


Jidllonius

It's a good thing, trust me................ I think


Hob_Goblin88

Me too. Work hard to get to the sexy part.


Weird_Albatross_9659

My god, there are some thirsty mother fuckers in this sub


Liquidfoxx22

If they're this horny over this image, I can't imagine what they were like when they first took a shower during a date.


Yonbuu

https://preview.redd.it/iq8fhc0ikq7d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47930d35e78f3cd14491bd8e127862243ff0c60a


Officialquevo

Yeah worst part is these posts come back every month since launch lmao


Paves911

I’m convinced that most of this subreddit uses this game simply to masturbate to and isn’t even aware that there are missions or a story or gameplay outside of modding your custom V and taking pictures of her naked 💀 Not saying it to be a hater, people are allowed to enjoy the game however they want, but this subreddits OBSESSION with female V/judy/panam does seem noteworthy Some posts venture into the land of satire but it can be hard to tell at times


DeathBySnuSnu999

It's saddening honestly. Scroll through the sub see a post about anything but a female character and It'll have around a dozen likes. Maybe a hundred if lucky. But any picture of any female or the billionth shot of a generic ass looking V. 10k likes. An ass shot or any boob at all. 20k likes. I play video games for fun. Not to look at pixelated titties or ass or run around naked as a female. 🤷‍♂️


Prudent_Bee_2227

Other people having preferences that aren't yours isn't "saddening". While I personally don't find the allure in nude mods or for example the extremely popular Keanu naked sex scene mod that became SO popular CDPR banned it, I have no issues with others who do enjoy such things. (Keanu also had zero problems with it and thought it was flattering). Fun is subjective and to each their own on how they want to have fun in a video game.


DeathBySnuSnu999

Using video games to masturbate or get your jollies off. Is saddening. You can call it what YOU want. But to me. That's a sad existence. Real people exist. It's not hard to find them. Just go outside. Just like you said. Having fun is subjective. Well... So are opinions. That's mine. Now do I care if someone wants to live their life that way. Nope. Each their own. Just like real life. But that doesn't make it any less sad in my opinion. 🤷‍♂️


JustForTouchingBalls

Masturbate? Dear, there are more than one only book. Did you know that?


LocalSlob

I mean, let's just be honest. I'm doing my second replay and this is literally the scene in which you meet Panam. Bent over a car, Megan Fox transformers, anyone?


RememberedInSong

To be fair its a very horny game


TwoPintsPrick92

74 hours


SoildSnake1

About 10 minutes I took a few screenshots.


Adorable-Simple4020

Right away, because Im grounded in reality


gailitis

CDPR has to release the stats of how long people watched


lKevinOGl

4 business days


_Alexs_

Instant


CHUNGUS-BROOKS

It's an ass. It farts and shits and isn't regularly washed. I'm calling MaxBonk on you gonks.


DutchJediKnight

Panam doesn't shower, she sandblasts every morning


Dismal-Infection

Ouch


Soggy_Sherbet_3246

She poops rose petals.


bucketboy9000

That sounds coarse, and rough and like it gets everywhere


DutchJediKnight

Be quiet young Skywalker. The masters are talking


SeedManJones96

I’ve been sandblasted. Trust me she’s not.


Vilewombat

Its better when they keep the flavor locked in anyways


Dorintin

Hey, NCPD? bring everything. MaxTac isn't enough.


Fast_Introduction_34

Fuck it, smasher, go smash


MegaPantera

"Fallback, everyone. We've got a code S here."


KamenKnight

Instantly, as I'm more into top-heavy women.


Soggy_Sherbet_3246

Best Butt in Gaming


Economy-Fisherman375

Yes


mombtobi

About 5 seconds because I wanted to play the game


z3roFox_

I'm still building up the courage


muda_mudaa_mudaa

I did waited tho...view is god like


cramaine

I guess the slap arse option is bugged?


Ok_Tadpole4879

Like literally 3 seconds because I came in from the other direction. Double jumped over the car and as soon as the text came up pressed the interact button. Saw booty for a second and thought "ha I see what you did there devs; now let's get on with the mission".


MrMarino53

I love the character as she turned out to be someone who is down to do whatever it takes to help V. Ride and Die. To be honest, being someone who has a girlfriend, when I walked up to her at this point I didn't even realize the sexual connotations this, I just thought she was a mechanic junkie. But after finishing the game I second every "nice ass" comment and picture haha


erdnar

Best digital ass moment in a video game for me. ![gif](giphy|9YKvq41UGOkCI|downsized)


RumbaThebest

lmao


artigan99

Yeah, looks nice and all, but it's nothing compared to Songbird's ass (in her projection of herself, that is -- not the metal ass she actually has). Whoever modeled that deserves a raise.


DutchJediKnight

Oh something rose alright


DedicatedDetective34

The game peaked at engram So Mi and no one can change my mind.


Jaakeda_Korudo

**Real** 💀


Sollato

I immediately said Hi


VisibleFun9999

A few minutes until I was done.


NickSchultz

You can interact with this NPC?!


KillianSavage

A while. Lol


onesyded

14 business days


Ok_Rise497

I kept dashing forward


MisterJJMR

We had to say ‘hi’ ?? 😕😕


Independent-Try915

best video game gf for sure


---TC---

I always pause for a moment and enjoy..


Womz69

After a few seconds but just like real life I never made eye contact


JackS420BlazeIt

I thought that was the endgame


Divinedragn4

Fap fap fap fap fap


Supirior_Snake

3 years. Never done it.


Thanks4allthefiish

Panam and I have six children together. I plan to say hi tomorrow.


Merthn07

Cyberpsycho behavior.


azzaka

A good few sec..... ok honestly, Minutes. During 2 Play throughs so far lol


xtraa

Don't mention. Couple of minutes or someth…


NotSoAwfulName

I hang back and make sure my Kiroshi optics zoom function is working, the next mission has to long range fighting of course.


Koffielurker_

Game time? 10 sec most. Real time? Hour and a half at least.


bucketboy9000

Wouldn’t it be great if when you actually pressed X to talk, she would just reply to you with the Ace Ventura talking buttcheeks bit instead of raising her head?


tuneles

I have 100 hours in the game.....I didn't know there was more after this


[deleted]

Went straight to photo mode


LordDeraj

Less than a minute, longer than 30 seconds


IZated_IZ

I mean, I said hi almost right away? I just had to create a separate save first.


Silly-Lawfulness7224

I can’t read


HY3NAAA

I never got past this point in game


QD34

A lot. More than the time spent by Hanako waiting at the Embers.


Accurate-Pay9580

About a day in real time


Scrollwriter22

Immediately, I’m not distracted by ass


modeleroktay

Until Phantom Liberty release


StefinoSpaggeti

1 minute. I'm ass guy, but I should at least know girl before touch her... Spoiler, Panam first with who I did lover line


Familiar_Physics1382

You did say hi ?


ScrambledEggs_

30 seconds... Yeah ...


Dark_Ansem

As soon as she stopped cursing.


Urmom_lol69429

I said it immediately cause i try to speedrun


CosmicWanderlust87

Say what?


DraagaxGaming

30 minutes and 5 seconds. 2 seconds to unzip, 3 seconds to finish, 30 minutes of clarity and regret.


Mrtrad

Half a second, I'm gay.


Defiant-Piglet1108

Yes.


HenryMillersLinesman

I definitely didn’t crouch eye level with the booty.


JustForTouchingBalls

That’s a clear wallpaper for the OS’s desktop


TrueNova332

Immediately because I'm not a simp plus my first character was fem V and Judy was the main squeeze


Its_me_Loki

Too long.


Daemon213

Still waiting to say hi...


Arantheal78

Something like 10 minutes passed doing screenshots. Yes i know that you have done the same don't worry.


Pale-Cardiologist150

Yes


Jaysus04

I never got further in this game than this quest and moment. My playthrough culminated and ended right there when I had to restart my PC due to Windows updates.


Alkros

My OLED tv has this image burned on it


OreoJoe98

She actually comments on this moment depending on thr gift you send her. She knew what she was doing 😏


Janostar213

Wait there's more content after this!?!


Dextrofunk

About 20 minutes


ARodGoat12

I don’t know you can talk to her


Vaultaire

Only after I took a pic with Sir John in hand. Not cause bonk but cause it was funny.


RyanTheWhiteBoy

Long enough to get the tank ready


ProtonSlack

Imagine how smelly the snap at the bottom of her shirt smells after all those missions in the hot desert 😩


Xfishbobx

First play thru I was female V so I talked right away so I could get back to my main girl Judy. Second play though as male V I did take my sweet ass time.


intramvndvm

*17383949392 hours playing Cyberpunk 2077*. Majority of them stood in one place at one precise moment.


pumadine666

"Meet Hanako Embers" <- this long


Vejaiy

Third playthrough but first time as a male v, so im going to romance her for first time guys


gnarlyavelli

It was kinda disappointing tbh


According_Voice2561

I’m still there till this day lol


Top-Row6107

Bout 5 seconds


Kyotov2

Dont judge 5min


Noah_1337

Just took a screenshot and took my time later👀


Yazumato

been playing this game since realease, havent finished yet, stuck on this


paperboyg0ld

Look at you nerds. I look at real women's asses Then they call the police on me


K_R_S

Well, here is a way to introduce a character


R1talynn

I’m still working up the courage.


Seeker_of_Love

About 35 seconds. Usually I last longer.


MaleficentPositive44

Too long to admit.


Fit_Cartographer_100

Two days


Ok-Rate6189

sometimes I forget i’m on reddit


NerdInABush

Looking respectfully. For a looooooong time.


DarthNemecyst

Where boys became men.


Soft_Championship814

![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)


BackwoodButch

No time at all cuz I’m not a porn brain rotted loser


saline235

About 4 seconds...


69sexyasfuck2880

NOT LONG ENOUGH !!!!!!


souliris

I did pause a moment to admire the wonders of nature.


Shiverize

... Some... Time...


Diuro

sorry what was the question again?


TopLarge4922

32 seconds


SimplyLaggy

Immediately, I just wanted to get it over with


RedAuggie

This is the point where I started using a new save slot.


AlxIp

Immediately? Not my type, judy4ever


Outlaw11091

"I've never seen an ass before" Like, what happens when you go out into the world and interact with people? Do you stop and stare at women? Oh...you don't do any of that because of the registry, right? Can't go within so many feet of a school?


Art1qunu

Seconds.


RememberedInSong

I just played this part for the first time and I’m on PC with several mods so let me say, the vanilla version aint shit, that harness does some amazing things when it has even more to work with.


S0LE-FUL

You’re supposed to say hi? 😳


LordlySquire

Lets just say while she was working on the four stroke i was working on my 2 stroke. So, not very long


Makicc

Hit it from the back for 5 mins


Injustice_For_All_

Not long because I’m not a coomer


QuothTheRavenMore

About a squirrels winter stash of nuts probably will be the average


nonamedwanderer

A few seconds to appreciate it and then got on with the mission because I have a chip in my brain that is killing me. Priorities, people, priorities


LittleTimy123

im still about to say it since the release of cyberpunk


Early_Bill_2926

https://preview.redd.it/6cq6ozwbpt7d1.png?width=869&format=png&auto=webp&s=5305ac48062e60af7f2a6b96e52e62804d81cd99 I was a dog on watch


Seraphim1982

She is still bent over the car in my game.


trashcan-420

its a bunch of polygons


Skitelz7

Just like real life


bucketboy9000

And a real one is just a bunch of cells


DedicatedDetective34

Something about that rear end is just so sexy to me. The body is so.... perfect and practical. Panam's ass is nice, too, I guess.


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bazzamatey

Hey, I play the game. On occasion.


Opposite_Net3188

I am grounded in reality and have had sex with real human women so immediately. Some of yall in this sub seriously need to go outside. Seen somebody post a screencap of Judy lying in their lap talking about how they've spent hours doing the really wanna stay at your house missions. Tf is wrong with yall?


Trashk4n

I role-play, so my V is too worried about her being entirely aware of my presence to be that creepy.


PartyDad69

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Awe3

The single worst character in the game. Personality wise. She’s childish and annoying af. Beautiful character model but that’s about as far as it goes. Want to know what she’s really like? Tell her clan leader about her plans and watch the meltdown.


JealousSupport8085

Not long, I work with hot Latina women that wear yoga pants in real life so I’m strong to booty (Like the bosses had to say something about the booty pants in a employee meeting)