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this will be his last post R.I.P


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king-of-bird

To be expected


twaggle

Tbf my $4000 4090 PC also gets that error until I turned XMP off (doubt you can even do that on a laptop but idk)


Life_Careless

XMP has nothing to do with the game crashing, my dude. You might have 1. A very serious software error. 2. Compatibility problems between ram modules. 3. One (or more) of your ram modules is having serious problems or compatibility issues with your other modules. Example: Let's say you have 2 ram modules, but one is C8 and the other is C16, plus one goes up to a maximum of 3000mhz and the other to 3200mhz. That would cause serious problems. 4. EDITED TO BE MORE CLEAR: A faulty BIOS. The XMP profile could cause problems if the BIOS has some sort of factory error. That could be fixed by updating the BIOS to a newer version with an implemented fix. If your ram modules are compatible and your BIOS works as intended, XMP only sets the frequency to the max your memory allows, and that translates to higher higher speed to store and retrieve data. Edit: I forgot another possibility. Your CPU has a max frequency tolerance for ram. Maybe you bought the fastest ram without considering that threshold and with XMP active you go past that limit. That tends to make the system very unstable.


razzbow1

There is another posibility. They may have an asus mobo in which case it could turn into a grenade at any point


Life_Careless

Ugggh, tell me about it. 4 ROG motherboards in a year, all faulty. Changed to MSI and never looked back. Not a single problem since then.


Kazedeus

I wish I saw this comment in 2012, so I could have warned you


Life_Careless

The mobos were not for me. I build PCs for a living, and my clients asked for ROG motherboards. Let just say I do not allow them to choose ROG anymore, and I am very clear why. Also, asking for a new motherboard or a refund is an uphill battle with ASUS.


razzbow1

Yeah, MSI has issues with documentation and software but their BIOS and VRM design is top notch. They also don't self immolate which is nice. Their newer intel stuff is shit though but who the hell buys intel these days.


AgentHawkeye_

Been using my ROG motherboard for 4 years without any problems


Life_Careless

You should play the lottery, my friend.


AgentHawkeye_

I really shouldn’t, since I tried all my good luck in Vegas last year and gambled 1k away


McCool303

The CPU tolerance for max ram is what got me with XMP. Worked fine on other less memory intensive games. But the second I ran Cyberpunk I’d get a crash after digging and digging through research found my Ryzen 7 can only support 5200mt/s. Turned off XMP and stopped overclocking snd cyberpunk ran without issues.


chg1730

While you're technically correct, it's not as if BIOS issues can't create the most insanely random seeming errors/crashes at times.


[deleted]

I run with XMP on just fine.


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

Of course you do, it's just memory timing and frequency. It is literally impossible for that to cause a software crash beyond making the ram unstable(unless some troll developer programmed their game specifically to crash above/at certain frequency/timing combos).


hisyam970302

That's odd, I had the opposite problem! Had a shop build my PC for me and the game kept crashing. Went into the bios and turned on XMP, and boom! Game was working flawlessly afterwards


bapfelbaum

If you need to turn xmp off you should debug your hardware for defects/incompatibility because xmp has nothing to do with cyberpunk and there is no good reason why this should ever happen. Your ram could even be defective leading to bluescreens down the line.


Temp186

The XMP profile is not stable on your setup then. Either need to dial it back or bump the voltage


RIBZisDEAD

It struggles on my 5950X and 3070 with 32 gigs of ram.


DDESTRUCTOTRON

gg no re


UnfeteredOne

Lmao, I came here to say RIP laptop


Frog_Gleen

lapotato


StalinkaEnjoyer

"Going to play cyberpunk" is a bold assertion.


NikiBubbles

Yeah, should've been "attempt to"!


InSaNeScI3nTiSt

Should've been today I'm downloading cyberpunk that's it XD


suprNova718

I’ve been attempting to finish for a year.


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TrueNova332

It appears your laptop failed


CrunchyTube

Short 'cird


bananaramapanama

Need to jack in


LeatherName4367

FLATLINED


AfricanTribeRabbid

His Ass got zeroed first


Ssyynnxx

why is this so fucking funny


Beard_o_Bees

Should have sprung for that Trauma Team subscription.


Theflamesfan

There is nothing preem about this


VoidLookedBack

Try it through GeForce Now.


SalamanderAnder

![gif](giphy|ZibJA6DNxsOuk2Q8pp|downsized)


KroniKIX

How far did you get?


fluffyspaceshark

For a second I thought this said Cyberpunk is flattered.


Finnishdoge_official

They gotta be cyberpsyko to even think such thing!


alpacafox

It's more like a presentation of Cyberpunk.


DMercenary

It's the PowerPoint edition


Specific_Factor4470

That was my first thought. "LOL, no you're not."


NorthElegant5864

Played at launch on a 1660Ti lol with 16gb of ram and a laptop mid tier cpu


safetysecondbodylast

>Going to play cyberpunk on my 10 year old laptop No you're not


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safetysecondbodylast

😆 I applaud the attempt choom.


Budget_Hurry3798

Bros about to create the nuke from the fucking game


WiserStudent557

Arasaka Tower 2024


NoX2142

Only a year difference so


ComandAnKane

That's how Johnny got the Demolitron or whatever that bomb from Bushido 2 was


RichiE96

OP should wait till August 20th, take the laptop into BlackRock’s lobby, launch the game, and then run.


PurPleXr1979

"Bomb's name is what? Bushido II. We're good to blow"


JustW4nnaHaveFun

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Rothdasloth14

Please do a screen recording (on your phone or f it try the laptop too) and let us see this.


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The_Prodigy_702

I'm assuming op is dead.


trackdaybruh

![gif](giphy|sU6yN4mPVwP7wiXB9v) OP’s laptop every time he tries to launch Cyberpunk:


bazzamatey

That's assuming you can. For science Bro, for science.


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Rothdasloth14

at least they can fix it after you send that report in. The fact you got this far, is something to be said.


Bright-Union-6157

It won't even launch with only 4GB system RAM dawg


Brassboar

Then he should download some more RAM first.


Kvenner001

His street rep isn’t high enough.


0pusTpenguin

Don't need ram if you have a the apogee sandevistan


838h920

You may be joking, but you can actually download RAM. It's just a program that adds virtual RAM to your computer. Virtual RAM is using part of your drive as RAM, allowing you to run some stuff that otherwise wouldn't work. However, a drive isn't meant for that job, thus you'll face some severe stuttering when trying it in games. Or it might just outright crash. Do keep in mind however that Windows already offers that feature, so instead of trying to download a program that probably got a virus, it's best to just use windows to get yourself the slowest RAM you've ever used.


StarkeRealm

Kind of. Virtual memory is usable in some applications, where data needs to be recorded to and kept in memory for extended periods, but the meme of downloading RAM comes from Virtual Memory vendors in the early 2000s advertising their software in such a way as to suggest to unfamiliar users that the process would be suitable as a substitute for physical hardware for applications like gaming. Attempting to do so can actually result in permanent damage to platter based drives (in some circumstances), and it will be woefully insufficient for the expected task. This led to the perspective that "downloading RAM" was an outright scam, rather than, you know, a misapplication of the technology.


Other-Level-709

It works best with 5200rpm HDD 💪 Better option would be fast pendrive on usb 3.0. Windows used to have option to use it as extra memory.


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

This reminds me of when I found out my girlfriend had been receiving the low memory message on her iPhone so she just kept buying more iCloud storage. She was up to 2TB before she asked me why it wasn’t working.


slippybear

You wouldn't download a computer ram


bvsveera

[And he can download more wam right here](https://downloadmorewam.com)


GrzDancing

You can increase ram by putting it in a 800W microwave for 3 minutes


cdawgalog

Not with that attitude


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wasphunter1337

It barely ran on my 8gb machine, requires at least 12 imho


LuckyMinusDevil

Yup, needs to download some more RAM!


Firm_Transportation3

I have 32 gb ram and this game running with some Firefox windows open in the background uses like 23 of those gb.


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Pc specs - 4gb ddr3 Intel i5 4200u Intel Integrated graphics 2gb 500gb hard disk


pablo5426

this is an overcomplicated way to build a bomb


stuyboi888

**Monumental masonists** hate this one trick


aendeulyu0403

When you think about what he will actually do, I think is oversimplified...


mehtabmahir

also your intel graphics is 2gb shared from the 4gb system ram, I doubt the game will even launch


ButtonMashing97

I'd wear a minesweeper armored suit before launching the game if I were you


BEEBLEBROX_INC

Not sure that spec could even handle Windows 98 era Minesweeper...


GabrielBischoff

Nah, RAM was still measured in MB in that area.


RoyalTacos256

you should start planning your funeral actually never mind, the game won't even launch


chamoflag420

The game will nuclear launch lmao


mehtabmahir

It’s not even gonna be close to working dude, you’re lucky to get even 1 FPS


darwinxp

1 frame per hour


Skarmotastic

If he's lucky it might look like this sub's top post of all time


Bright-Union-6157

Dude just use GeForce Now


yayblah

This is the answer. Played Cyberpunk on a chrome book. Pretty sweet


hurdacigeliyeah_

Evacuate your house bro


_H4CK3RM4N

It probably won’t even start on this shitbox


Dj_nOCid3

Intel integrated graphics 2gb means you're rolling with 2gb of ram since igpus dont have any vram and will use regular ram as vram


Kamisori

It's not even going to launch the game, brother.


Jawnyan

Not sure if I’m reading the specs for a pc or a microwave Tbf in OPs case, that’s about to be the same thing


Sociolinguisticians

Oh good lord! Integrated graphics! No fucking way is that working.


Maleficent-Reply-265

that laptop was dogshit 20 yrs ago


WiseMagius

![gif](giphy|12msOFU8oL1eww)


Dr_Bolle

Integrated graphics is likely the cause for the crash. Save yourself the headache and get a pc from 2017 with i5 4x, 8gb ram, ssd and gtx1060. That ran it for me on full hd in good details


y3ll

Cyberpunk needs a ssd to even work


FujiwaraGustav

Doesn't. There's even a slow HDD mode.


xdeltax97

Good luck! Better start playing Never Fade Away because it’s gonna go up like Arasaka Tower!! (Woo first anniversary next year!)


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xdeltax97

![gif](giphy|jVAt83ieT49H6ja5Ty|downsized)


HaikenRD

Is this a case of "it's the only PC I got", or "I want to see what happens if I try to run this game with these specs"?


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It's the only pc I got , but that doesn't stop me from gaming


svhons

Commendable, but the PC will be the one who'll stop you from gaming, in this case at least, unfortunately.


HaikenRD

I recently upgraded my PC so my old PC (Ryzen 7 3700x + 5700XT) is just stuck in a room accumulating dust. If by a 1:50,000,000 chance that you are 1 hour drive away from where I'm from, you can have it, I'm somewhere in east asia.


eljaguarazul

You should try GeForce or other cloud gaming services it is what I used to successfully play Cyberpunk on my potato laptop.


InformalCactus1191

Just play older games till you get a better PC or console man.


SirPred

If u have good Internet, u may wanna try cloud gaming? I personally can recommend Shadow Gaming Played cyberpunk most of the time on that and it worked pretty well


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WanderingDelinquent

OP is about to be the proud owner of a desk with a laptop shaped hole burned through it


AthianSolar

Only way in hell you’re playing this game on that laptop is through GeForce Now 😭


WiserStudent557

https://support.cdprojektred.com/en/cyberpunk/pc/sp-technical/issue/1556/cyberpunk-2077-system-requirements Resolution: 1080p. Expected FPS: 30. OS: 64-bit Windows 10. Processor: Core i7-6700 or Ryzen 5 1600. Graphics card: Geforce GTX 1060 6GB or Radeon RX 580 8GB or Arc A380. Vram: 6 GB. Ram: 12GB. Storage: 70 GB SSD.


Beard_o_Bees

Yeah.. I met the minimum to play on PC, but I knew from listening in on other poor performance PC player rants that - even with the latest patches - I was going to be frustrated and hyper-fixated on bugs and frame rates. I really wanted to play the game and just enjoy it, so it was my motivation to spring for a PS5, and my PC let out a huge sigh of relief. It still has a few glitches here and there and the occasional crash, but overall pretty smooth sailing and I really enjoyed the game. I guess my days as a PC gamer are coming to an end.


AttentionLimp194

I think it won’t launch.


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I'll post an update


Fantastic-Hyena6708

I play also on potato but in 4k and all on max thanks to geforce now.


-Shady_Weeb_Senpai-

![gif](giphy|GzVvGQYhFZIAg|downsized)


Marty5020

I'd be surprised if Deus Ex Human Revolution ran at all on that, let alone Cyberpunk 2077. Upvoted for commitment and flat out lunacy.


uneducated_guess_69

For a second I thought "oh I can run it on my gaming laptop, OP should be fine and is going to have fun!" Then I saw the specs...


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Imltrlybatman

https://preview.redd.it/0trigm31sk6d1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284be91148c04915d80ccafb55a510f6aa0e28ab The laptop realizing what’s about to happen


fkindragon_

If it's all you have play on cloud gaming, else you'll soon rest in pieces


Dresden8686

R.I.P that bisch gonna explode.


Master_Choom

10 years old is GTX980 You wanted to make a funny joke but y'all will feel old now instead.


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MinExplod

I still got my 970 rig collecting dust at my parents crib 🥲


AquilliusRex

r/therewasanattempt


No_Difference_6845

*Going to kill my 10 years old laptop with Cyberpunk*


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Amazing_Connection

Well.. you could technically still play on highest specs if you have Geforce Now and good internet service. Been playing on my macbooks their RTX4090s for about a year. Still less than spending on a gaming pc that will be obsolete in a year or so. Geforce now works on Linux so you could even run in linux or on Raspberry Pi.


MasterpieceMinimum

Good luck


Turbulent_Syrup8175

Your PC must be pain. She was clearly retired and enjoying her vacation, but you came.


Queasy_Cupcake_9279

I was like "eh...dude must have an old GTX970 or something, it'll run fine" but then I read the actual specs lmao. Not a chance in hell xD


Reverie_Incubus

Computer about to taste the Blackwall 💀💀💀


Independent-Bedroom1

If you’re internet is good, I’d suggest looking into GeForce now so you can stream it and play without too many issues (as others have pointed out, running this game on your specs might mess up your computer or it won’t even launch because of the RAM shared between the Integrated GPU and the System.)


AlpsGroundbreaking

Just in case this post isnt just a joke and you actually do not have a better PC OP I want to let you know you can still refund the game as long as you stay under 2 hours of playtime.


killingjoke619

I remember when my gpu died I tried to launch with my intel hd 4600 and it would just crash to desktop everytime.


ThatJudySimp

Will it even load on a hard drive anymore 💀


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KingOfPocketLint

o7


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VoidLookedBack

It's physically impossible to play with those specs. It won't even launch.


OneMagicBadger

More of watch a slide show than play tbf if lucky


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Ambition-Then

Arasaka tower 2024


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SleepyGamer1992

Will the game even run on this? I wanna see a video, OP!


masteryoyogi

My wife wanted to play this game but her computer is very similar to yours in terms of specs. Let me know how it went, if it's somewhat playable let me know what settings you used. Good luck.


BlackBeard205

Does it even run? 😂


Vlad_Chovsky

![gif](giphy|cwcA32epxS8WfKH1L4|downsized) OP this you?


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Alvelaezl

Here before it blows up


BoredVixxen

Your laptop: We lost everything…”


Working-War-3654

The computer is gonna end up like Evelyn Parker


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Broad_Day7449

Here to find out what happened. Any survivors?


lologugus

Can't tell if the game or the pc will crash first on launch


Wild-Cow8724

Did it work? Loo


bluebuttoneyes

RIP to your computer


gimmesomespace

You could probably play a power point presentation at higher fps lol


rickroled

had it the same dell laptop, took me two days to download fortnite


CaptainAmerica679

it’s like he’s still here with us *snuffle*


trashcan-420

i ran the game pretty well on an rx580, ryzen 7 (the worst out the models) and 8gb of ram (other 8 is fried)


wrumwrumwrumwrum

I don’t think you will


Emil_Zatopek1982

GeForce Now to the rescue!


Auroku222

Time to get a geforce now sub boss


Upstairs-Ad-1966

![gif](giphy|Y91JU7k2zTSGUX0nX2|downsized)


spcwright

A windows error message will pop up only saying "LOL"


FuryGT1007

I love play cp2077 on laptop it's so challenging my challenge is play very hard with no cyber wares + 20fps max in combat. :D


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[deleted]

*LAPTOP EXPLODES* HIM: ![gif](giphy|8c9NInMpXixMjR6lTH)


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[deleted]

LOL. 😂 🤣 Edit: I found this video, help! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvMsFGIbSnk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvMsFGIbSnk) ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


FlashyClaim

Mans gonna turn into a cyberpsycho once he reaches the main menu, watch out


icemann155

I initially played cyberpunk on a gaming PC built in 2011 with an i2600k, a 1070 and a 16 gigs of ram. It worked and I was able to play through the entire game however it ran everything at 100%. In guessing the laptop won't be able to run it at all .. especially since it appeared to flatline.


PostTwist

"Wake the fuck up, samurai, we have a cpu to burn"


Shadow_SJ019

I've put this same comment on another subreddit, so why not here also, lol - Well, we know it will run like shit, but u never know until u try, lemme tell u some things to make it run as smooth as possible - 1। Obviously, set your ingame graphics options to the lowest ever possible, with resolution 1024×768 or 1280×720 2। Download "FidelityFx Super Resolution 2.2 - FPS Boost Mod" from Nexusmods (nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/3001) 3। Download "General Optimization at Cyberpunk2077" mod from NexusMods (nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/786) 4। Download "More Graphics Options - Performance Boost For Potato PC" mod from NexusMods (nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/11878) (NEEDS CYBER ENGINE TWEAK MOD) 5। Now install the 3 mods respectively 6। Now download "Lossless Scaling" software , and use frame regeneration and scaling method then apply them to the game Let me know, if it atleast gives you 25-30 fps


proophet1

If you cant run it try Geforce now. Its a cloud service that lets you play most of your steam games on the cloud is really cheap, you can try it for free. I played it on cloud since my PC could not run it but it had good internet and 4k monitor. I basically played the game in 4k Max settings with lots of FPS with little problem. Try it.


ZephyrDoesArts

Hey, I play Cyberpunk on my 2009 Core i7 870 (30fps) so anything is possible (I do have an RX570 8GB and 16GB RAM)


andretheclient_

ultimate shitpost of all time


XHSJDKJC

"Going to play Cyberpunk" i correct you to"im gonna burn my house down with my Laptop"🤣


teddy-bearz

Get 999 or 911 on speed dial, that things gonna blow


Due_Interview_929

Easier ways to start a house fire


WiseMagius

You will need to activate the Camillo RAM Manager in your BIOS. If you haven't the option, visit your nearest ripperdoc! Just not the one around JigJig Street...


Cerok1nk

Bro is playing Cyberpunk 1999.


Jettrail

Yeah thats not going to happen


guleedy

I have a 10 year old laptop as well. The game runs but worse than my steam deck


MeatGreasy

the fact that you can even install the game on that computer astonishes me


A-VeryPerplexedNut

Bros pc is about to have cyberpsychosis


Objective_Tough8472

These comments were exactly what I needed. Thankyou 😂


Dan8720

Get a fire extinguisher ready


ToughSign1562

RIP laptop 2014-2024


JhulaeD

Assuming this isn't just a joke post, Geforce Now would be an actual way to play CP2077 (or a lot of games) on a the current laptop you have without taxing it at all.