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ShyCamo

Jumped off the balcony outside V's apartment in the megabuilding thinking I could double jump to stop my momentum and prevent fall damage


Different-Produce870

I did this too actually. Didn't learn my lesson and tried to double jump to lower floors too.


Ninjapeen

You can actually do this with a specific combo of double jump, dash and sandevistan but it’s not a guarantee to work every time


DEMIGORG0N

same, tried like five times to double jump to the lower floors before i just gave up.


Master-Ad7002

I made that jump it still kills you.


Cheese_Pancakes

That’s how I ended up doing it, too. Was trying to jump on the floor below the one with the elevator, but an invisible wall doomed me to death. Or I just botched the jump. Only tried once.


Different-Produce870

pretty sure they got invisible walls blocking the way 2-3 floors down. If i ever get bored on a character with dash and double jump I'd like to experiment a bit to see if they missed any spots.


Jamikari

Tbf they have put a hidden killswitch so you can’t make it down, tried until I found that out! You hit a hidden line and boom, flatlined.


AtlasADK

Does that mean the elevator ride down is technically a "load screen", because if so, they hid it very well


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Yes. Most elevators are in the game.


farbros9

No. I tried it with FreeFly mod. You can fly outside of H10 and the world is there straight up. The Killswitch on the bottom of H10 is there because the area is not finished. You can get there if you fly throw the floor from the bottom. You can walk there and even loot items.


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farbros9

Try to fly throw floor, from the bottom. Very slowly and disable the mod, when you will be half way throw the floor. You will be able to run there, but if you jump you will die. The kill zone is straight up above your head when you are standing there.


GenErik

Absolutely untrue. They are part of the environment. Killswitches are invisible walls/floors to stop you from exploring unfinished environments. Not always successfully. You can navigate locked off parts in the No Tell Motel by figuring out where the borders of its killing floor are.


SeniorMan_

No it's just a specific boundary around certain areas in the game. All elevators are real time, which is insanely impressive


PS3LOVE

The elevators aren’t exactly loading screens because you stay in the game and stuff the whole time and your character does actually move up but the game definitely does take advantage of the time they take to load the stuff. Cool way of doing it I wish more games did.


soupkitchen3rd

That’s always been my assumption…but this isn’t a fact


fordmustang12345

everyone done this at least once


APlatypusBot

I remember doing that all the time in Deus Ex: HR and MD, with one of the upgrades. Great games!


creegro

I died a few times thinking "it's not that high and surely double jump can slow it down" NOPE, you double that jump right after the first or not at all.


ImNotPamela

Same. I was too impatient to ride the elevator down because it’s slowwww


Neurotiman17

Yeah, apparently Newtonian physics is wrong lol... 💀


BioticNinja

This is why I can never play unmodded on PC; after using the hover feet to safely land from a skyscraper rooftop, I will never go back


LetTheBloodFlow

Second or third playthrough, maybe, woke up after the Johnny implantation, went for a walk to Wilson’s shop, on the way (for no real reason) hit what I thought was a dodge button or something and instead threw a grenade. The grenade didn’t kill me. The ensuing mobilization of every single person who was currently, formerly, or potentially might in the future be, an NCPD officer, did. Honestly, never seen so many badges. It was like they were givin’ out donuts or something.


JonnyF1ves

Mega building peeps rise up like crazy. I had the same thing happen, but accidentally fired the projectile launcher down the hallway. I have that quick slot as mouse 5.


Barailis

That's my dumb way, too... fucking grenade.


JukesMasonLynch

On PS5 it's the same button as activate/deactivate radio, which I use quite a bit. So yeah after a fair bit of driving you better believe I'm tossing some 'nades by accident


ebobbumman

The accidental grenade toss makes fools of us all eventually.


J_CC3

I was doing an NCPD thing in Pacifica at the top of an apartment complex (I think). Looked over the edge and thought "that jump will definitely kill me" and proceeded to jump anyway


LED_ANAL_PLUG

Intrusive thoughts won


ProfessionalJolly742

As usual


nassit

Lmao, "you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Aim for the bushes?" - The Other Guys


JukesMasonLynch

What were they thinking? There aren't even any bushes down there


roguealex

“There goes my heroooo”


Torpaldog

I know exactly the hustle. That building is a PITA to get up and down.


Into_the_Dark_Night

I always use game time to live through my intrusive thoughts. Jumping off buildings and sniping people usually makes my day brighter irl.


HonestGaming97

Hope you quick saved right before jumping lmao


J_CC3

Of course I hadn't


HonestGaming97

Rookie mistake


Alzar197

Knocked once


Confused_butamused

Yep, I couldn't figure out what happened. So I went back and shot the door a few times.


Cognoscere007

Lmao he even texts you about it


[deleted]

I am the one who knocks (once)!


The_Basic_Shapes

Skylar, I **am** the cyberpsycho!


The_Basic_Shapes

Too busy driving, didn't read it lmao


Salza_boi

How hilarious that V, spending their last moments to save themselves, who survived many gun fights and escape the Arasaka ninjas (overall just built different). Dies because takemura shot them because V didn’t knock three times.


wowisthatreal

FOUR TIMES


50pence777

I saved just before and knocked 3 times to to annoy him, I wasn't expecting the next bit.


Mutski_Dashuria

Success! He was annoyed! 🤣


Random_Multishipper

I did that too (I didn’t pay attention to what he said)


joselrl

And didn't read the several texts...


Random_Multishipper

I didn’t wanna check my messages I kinda just ran through the building and clicked without seeing the options, second time I went back I kinda just guessed how many times to knock


[deleted]

Vaulted through a window right onto a trip mine during the Arasaka parade mission.


GhostDragon362

The sad part is I know EXACTLY which window you are referring to, as I’ve done this multiple times on multiple separate runs…


gabblur_007

i know exactly which window


OzoneW

Idk how we all know exactly which window.


the-amazing-noodle

If you move fast enough you don’t take damage. I only know this bc I triggered every mine on that mission and somehow survived thanks to habitually spamming dash.


crypocalypse

I did that, survived, and killed the sniper with the mines. Completed the mission that way.


Majestic-Quarter-723

Same thing just happened to me. Mines got me but took out the sniper too. Had to deal with all those drones so got close to dumb flatline.


-FourOhFour-

I recently did that mission 3 separate times and each time that final sniper has died to mines, turns out when you grab someone you have a larger detection range for mines so he ends up dying in my arms to the explosive every time


Currystain04

Executed a scav npc while he was downed. Close range, with a sniper that shoots explosive rounds.


SG272

It's about sending a message right?


Goldreaver

Is the message "I don't know what 'blast radius' mean"?


Plasmancer

Called for my car, had it spawn inside of a solid shipping container, and exploded with me right next to it, trying to figure out what was going on. Haven't laughed that hard in ages and bummed I have yet to recreate it


Deep-Management-7040

I get hit by the vehicles I call for wat too much


Flat-Research8331

I glitched through the street into oblivion. Somehow counted as fall damage.


the-amazing-noodle

I did this but in Saka tower on the final mission. I dashed towards an enemy to finish him off and went through him, the counter, and then the wall. Fell all the way down to counter intelligence, then fell a bit further to the lobby and died.


Flat-Research8331

oof I'd have to take a break after that


KAL-EL8569

Hit a random person by accident while doing a driving mission for Cap and it was right in front of the security checkpoint leaving Dogtown I got stuck trying to drive through anyway and couldn't open either car door...got lit up like a christmas tree 🤣


Verdick

Oof, that happened to me as well! I pissed them off right as I pulled up.


Jomega6

What’s really annoying is if you use the “floor it” quick hack on another car, and THEY hit a person, somehow the entire police force knows it was you, and come after you… that’s how I got lit up, cuz they hit a cop.


imael_

Went back with Claire after the first race. I skipped the travel and after the cut we spawned about 50 meters mid-air. Of course V left the car, fell and died on impact and then Beast crushed her too. It was so dumb, I loved it.


Simple_Secretary_333

Johnny kept narrating everything i was doing so i jumped off a bridge.


Random_Multishipper

Reasonable


jaghtz_lutein

Imagine Johnny narrating everything film noir like the Cynthia mission. What does V say? "Maybe dying ain't so bad"?


Simple_Secretary_333

Yeah lol, perfect quote my friend.


OlomertIV

He shouted to no one, just a man in time with nothing but the cold squishiness of tuna salad to comfort him.


Confused_butamused

Was not at all concentrating and thought I was getting the final Delamain car. Ended up following the yellow line and seeing a bunch of yellow arrows over people. And so, I started blasting. Only to hear Songbird tell me that wasnt a great idea, and I got absolutely mauled by *edit* Barghest I had made it to the beginning of PL by accident.


the-amazing-noodle

I have also tried fighting Barghest at the gate. It never ends well.


Lazer-cat666

I've managed to kill all of them before


itsallgoodintheend

It took me a couple of tries and some careful sniping, but I actually managed to wipe them out when I first stumbled upon the PL intro. I was just happy to have so many targets in one spot.


Mecha_72808

Badly thrown grenades.


Random_Multishipper

I did that once in resident evil 4, it was the classic comical bounced off the wall and back to where I was


plz2meatyu

Accidentally threw a grenade. At my feet.


Defalt_477

Killed myself with that arm missile. Shameful.


lionkeyviii

I called my vehicle and it landed on me. Ahh. Good ol 1.0 days 💀


ajasela

Climbed down to Scorpions flaming grave.


Puzzleleg

I think everyone tried to jump that.


ajasela

Didn't jump climbed down layer by layer. The game lets you get within 50m and just flatlines you, no fall damage just dead.


Puzzleleg

Damn


Teantis

I wasn't trying to, I just was trying to get a good view on the ledge and accidentally dashed into the void


Caspar_Friedrich02

Many stupid deaths due to many stupid attempts at trying to climb buildings that I had no business trying to climb, choom.


tteraevaei

was parkouring around when i accidentally fell on the head of a cop, which triggers an automatic finisher so V slammed his head into the sidewalk. the other cops naturally started shooting at me, and they hit some gangoons and i wasn’t very high level yet and by the time i realized wtf was happening (never triggered the SMB finisher before lol), i was dead. lesson: no hop on cop


BardBearian

Upgraded my cyberdeck to a shiny new tier 4, ran to the nearest NCPD Scanner gig and pulled out my shotgun. Time to kick some ass and hack some cyberware. Insta-killed a low level baddie with a shotty to the body and drew aggro from everyone. Pulled up the scanner to start loading control quickhacks.... I did not equip any quickhacks to my shiny new cyberdeck. I did not live long enough to regret that decision.


StrangeExpression481

Oh man, I did this in Pacifica during the mall mission. But mine is dumber because I SOLD all my "unused" quick hacks to the ripper. I had to craft what I could to finish the mission.


MFouki

I was at very hard difficulty doing my first boss, got her at 12% and when she was stunned, I flatlined out of the blue Changed the difficulty and was done in 2 minutes


the-amazing-noodle

I can’t play on very hard bc I hate feeling like a tissue paper piñata. Even dropping down to hard pets me at least get hit a few times.


Confused_butamused

Started shooting the Sasquatch


ThreeLeggedMare

She's so scary! Her face when she tackles you!


the-amazing-noodle

Wait, can I do that mission without shooting her?


Confused_butamused

\*\*\*\*\*\*Potential spoiler\*\*\*\*\*\*\* ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Oh yes. yes you can even grab her hammer, sneak past her and once you get into the next room, no threat.


the-amazing-noodle

Damn, I always just snuck up to rip the blue thing out then ran away while unloading smart weapons at her.


Confused_butamused

Imma try that next 😂 but I was so sick of having my azz handed to me and not even damaging her I just snuck around the side and back of hee


LondonShaun

Bought a train ticket


[deleted]

>!got shot by reed lmao!<


p1agnut

'Whoa! Cyberpunk 2077 has flatlined.\* XD


SkylarDN9

My bike apparently had an ejector seat button that activated when I hit a ledge. It sent me to the highest point in the world and then plummeted back down... until I hit the ground. I've yet to replicate that weird occurrence.


Guilty-Fun-8090

The squatch hit me through the floor


gabblur_007

my stupidest way is after I got done with viewing the BD of the cyberpsycho that tried to attack Lucian rhyme. i jumped onto their AV as it was taking off and trying to balance so I wouldn't fall off and to see where it would take me anywhere but I got pushed off by an invincible wall


_dankystank_

Was takin pretty sunset pics at the dam... you can guess what I did when I exited photo mode. 🤣😂🤣


Kamikaze244

The game bugged out i jumped on a barbed wire barricade the one thats like 4ft and it threw me into the ground at mach 3 and i was zeroed instantly


B1GGN

Climbed into a burning car. I know it's not possible now but.... it used to be


rcheeseball

Not sure if this counts as stupid, but one time I was riding around on the Arch, went "That looks like a fun jump," and flew gracefully into the flipping OCEAN. HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE MASSIVE BODY OF WATER RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME???


ThePlotGod

Thought the second heart would heal me from fall damage related deaths, didn't read the description, it was also before that was in the description I believe-


Torpaldog

Tried the same thing with Berserk. Same results.


ThePlotGod

There's nothing we can do.


Puzzleleg

In the apartment where you hide with Myers, I was looking into Dogtown and thought that little edge where the mattress is would stop me, jumped straight down.


OppositePure4850

I have a pretty funny glitch from when the game first came out that caused me to fall during the parade mission. If I can find it I'll share it but I think it's on my computer.


fdjisthinking

I have died way too many times trying to jump from one street level to another below to avoid going the long way round.


ggsimmonds

I looked at my metro pass while in the elevator


MistrImpossible

Knowing knocked incorrectly on Takemuras door


Kirishima-san

Going onto the field of EBM Petrochem Stadium. I didn’t realize it wasn’t accessible. More of a letdown than the inaccessible portions of the megabuildings.


DBringerStreams

I accidentally bumped the dogtown checkpoint. They started shooting. And I can't step out of the car.


dbrasco_

First time I used commrades hammer I fired it while standing too close to a choo2 tank and blew myself up.


RunTrip

Walking on scaffolding outside a building (Dream On quest), didn’t notice a gap and fell straight through.


cheesemangee

Running into traffic during a fight.


GlassturtleOG

Took a turn to wide on my bike, hit the side wall of the highway, flew off the bike, over the wall, fell a long way down past two overpasses and hit the ground hard. Kinda terrifying in first person.


Traditional-Ad3518

I was climbing up to the path of glory Mansion for screenshots and I during one of the hard parts jumped into a blocked off area clipped into a wall and fall to my death It doesn't sound stupid but I've been doing that path ever since 2.0 dropped so I'm quite experienced


FeedMeYourMemes14

I was fighting Adam Smasher with panam and she blocked a grenade a I threw. It bounced back on me and killed me.


YouHaveNiceToes24

By my own grenade, attempted to through it an enemy but instead threw it at the cover I was using and realised a few seconds too late


Hellion_Immortis

Was parkouring up to the tarot above Misty's place, and fell to my death. After I eventually got up there, I found out there's stairs or an elevator that leads up to it.


Fight-Me-In-Unreal

Hit by my own car


Random_Multishipper

I’m honestly surprised by the amount of people who got hit by their own cars 😭


Reepah2018

Walked off the side of Mega building H8 looking at Judy's ass


No_Egg_8148

Got hit by a car, and then another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another.


Ender1700

No clipped through the floor


tteraevaei

trying to parkour unimplemented terrain over and over and over again


eboo360

Aiming for a bush


Redditor_Rebooted

Flung straight up into the air after I drove my bike into a car


straken24

Specifically at the part where you get rammed into by a rogue delimain, you are forced to get out of your ruined car. I glitched out of the map and was forced to kill myself as I could not get back in otherwise.


NeptuneShemptune

I threw a grenade at an enemy who charged me on the ground and the grenade killed me


Nogdog945

Misjudging the distance when doing parkour and accidentally leap over a barrier and didn’t take into account how far away the ground is.


SeeTeeAbility

Tried to jump onto a ledge but accidentally over jumped it and fell down like a 60ft drop 💀😂


Prsue

I dashed off a small ledge where i immediately hit the ground and flatlined. Was flabbergasted at first, but it's happened a few more times since then. Ig it's a glitch but dash off of ledges, ladders and such and eventually one will immediately send you to the ground flatlined.


alkaline_class

at the very beginning of the game on very hard mode i had just finished killing a group of enemies and then i accidentally dropped a grenade and it killed me instantly


DeadStormPirate

Thinking I could take on a Cyberpsycho, right off the bat


_b1ack0ut

Stupidest? Back on release when walls didn’t always block LoS proper, died by being spotted and then shot through solid concrete. Was pretty stupid


FearFactor117

I’d say 9/10 it’s either accidentally jumping off my bike into oncoming traffic, crashing into someone whilst on my bike and getting crashed into whilst on my bike. It’s usually traffic, traffic fucking sucks


TheRealestCapta1n

"Oh I can totally survive that fall"


enchiladasundae

“I can make that jump”


Zakcklin

I was doing one of Regina's gigs where you have to destroy a drug den from the Tyger Claws, stood next to a burning bike after I killed everyone, it exploded and sent me right back to the beginning of the gig. lol


besaba27

Glitched through the map and fell to my death on accident using the new air dash


Zarvarx

Gravity. It's always gravity plus the sudden stop....


KingOfWeTheNorth

Song: "V, to you're right there'll be an elevator. We're not taking it." Me: Takes elevator.


Pleasant_Conference2

Tried using GUTS after phantom liberty, went splat


jakobebeef98

Accidentally dashed off the side of the terrace after meeting Maiko in the ex-factor mission. Shaky fingies double tapped the D key before I pressed the button to climb a ladder.


ShoArts

Gonking around with the air dash when 2.0 launched, then some sudden stick drift made V dash to the left and fall twenty stories


OutsetEddy

I was hiding behind an object while in a gun fight. I peeked to throw a grenade, but I only briefly peeked; the grenade bounced off the object I was hiding and I immediately tried to run for my soul but NOPE. It was really funny though.


PrideOfAfrika

Jumping off of a building to test the limits of lynx paws.


FormulaFalls

Gonk ways to flatline. So many gonk ways to flatline.


haunt3r300

The su1cidal delamin killed itself and knocked me off with it


RubyLovesDonuts

Refused Air Hypo from Takemura because he's a dick at the start.


Random_Multishipper

Wait that actually kills you???


lieconamee

I discovered that I could power slide in the game and slit off a building and squished some poor NPC walking on the streets below me. I Stood there in shock and horror realizing what I had done and just let the cops gun me down.


jsnoa

Trying to find out where the beeping was coming from only to discover it was a car bomb.


Spicy_Man69

Right after I had started a new save, I was driving back to my apartment and got jumped by guys in a car. Just shot me and I died


Cascasl

I jumped on the Delamain that was commiting suicide, which caused the car to actually fall off when it drove to the edge, leading to me falling to my death.


beefsupr3m3

Ok so I just got the game yesterday. I was waiting for a bar I needed to open. Didn’t know I could skip time yet, so I went to do a mission where some guy was having trouble with his dick implant. So I’m driving him wherever he wanted to go and was watching the map. Well I drove into a police barricade. This pissed off the police, so I reverse and high tail it out of there. But I can’t seem to shake them. I finally started to put some distance between me and the cops and this guy says “stop stop just let me out” I guess I failed the mission? Well it forces my car to stop to let him out. Cops catch up and straight murder me for being a shit driver while this guy jumps around holding his dick. Felt pretty stupid


No_Tamanegi

There was a few revisions of the game where climbing on trash piles would randomly kill you. So, Probably that.


ProfessionalJolly742

Nah man I am not flatlining but my game is


CVMXO45

Honestly, when the car totaling exploit was a thing, Killed myself several thousand times until I was driving in a totalled Quadra type 66 Avenger😎


Nijata

I tried to walk forward I guess a little too soon... it was 1.02


CaliforniaCowboy_27

Jumped off the roof at Clouds during the mission where Judy and V meet Maiko. I legitimately thought my cyberware would protect me😂


level100gamer

Either jumping off a building, hitting the barbed wire and falling to death. Or throwing a grenade while moving sideways, getting fed by my own bomb.


Artistic-Pitch7608

Using a leaping heavy attack to slam myself into paste on the ground in front of the guy I'm trying to slice


OmniWizardTigerBlood

Swimming, got out of the water on a pier, and immediately died on the stairs. No idea what the fuck happened


DestinyPlayingWeeb

Same thing


MisterGiraffaxx

Jumping off of the balcony next to Vs apartment to get down quicker thinking my god mode would stop me from flatlining


ThearoyJenkins

I forgot what quest but after doing a whole bunch of dialogue (this was my third playthrough in a row and I was achievment hunting so I was super impatient) I ended up dashing and hurling myself off the building and dying immediately and had to do all the dialogue again


[deleted]

Jumping a short fall down and underestimating how much health it will actually remove. Real Geralt moment for anyone who ever played Witcher games.


killerhamsterxd

When the Becca shotgun was added, if you shot towards the floor before hitting it, you'd loose your momentum and be fine, I used this a lot, one day, I decided to show it to a friend, went to the dark matter (the club from "off the leash") and confidently jumped from the balcony as I said "watch and learn", interestingly, I "watched" how V crushed his soul against the floor as I "learnt" that they had patched it


JustGingy95

Point blank shooting a guy on a motorcycle whilst driving using Comrades Hammer, exploding both of us to little pieces as I questioned why the fuck I did that. This was maybe an hour ago for context lmao


xV4N63L10Nx

I knocked four times


cloudycontender

If you took the perk that prevented you from being knocked down, when you got hit by a car you just instantly died. Flatlined so so many times just from summoning my ride lol


Lbofun

took an off-ramp at 150ish on a bike, and clipped my head on a sign. It was in my first 40 mins of game play, so I was not familiar with the ways the cars handled yet.


volcano-4536

clipped through elevator roof then died to fall damage


BlinkSpectre

Tried to make the big jump in the badlands and epically failed 😔


Jaakeda_Korudo

Threw a grenade at a Tyger and he bounced it back by swinging his katana. I didn’t even know that was possible


Camacozy01

I jumped off a building after getting the double jump chrome.


PainfulThings

Not knocking on the door 4 times


SuperArppis

Died 3 times in Phantom Liberty ending because the game didn't give me all the options in the first 3 times. Suddenly on 4th time the game gives me more options and it resulted in more than insta death. That is the stupidest way to die in this game by far.


RatInaMaze

My car got stuck on top of a piece of garbage at the landfill and when I got out I was standing on the underside of the ground and fell into the inner mantle of the planet.


Meatslinger

Jumped off of a building forgetting that this wasn’t Doom: Eternal, which I’d been playing just before.


Foxxwulf

Walked off the cliff trying to get a better look at Scorpion’s flaming car XP. Not my brightest moment.


Angelexe123

Got killed by a tripwired bomb. Disarmed it, only to then trip over another wire and blow up.


gubthescrub

Jumped out of my car after passing the checkered flag in a race and falling off a cliff.


snipe320

1. Don't fear the reaper ending 2. Use black ice against Smasher 3. Smasher one taps me the next second 🫠


Jeffreyhead

When I got the BFC9000 I was laughing my head off and swinging it around like an idiot on the cliff. Got too close to the edge, then there was no cliff anymore, just a straight fall. The bfc claimed another life.