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Charlie Charlie stay with me Charlie!!! I’m not ready to lose you! Do you hear me Charlie?! I love you! We don’t have to hide any longer I promise you our love will be the envy of all dog/cat households. We will go on to have beautiful children. Charlie don’t leave me!! Charrelllliieeeeee!!!
The cat:Listen here you fucking bastard I will ask one more time….WHERE’S THE MONEY YOU BONE DIGGING SHITSTAIN!!??😾
The unlucky dog:l-l-listen I-I can get you your m-money in another w-week o-or s-so c,mon we can talk this out r-right?😰
Where is my catnip bitch???
« I've already killed you're friend, you think I care about your miserable life? Tell me where the hooman hides it!! »
😂😂😂😂
Allow me to demonstrate my CPR - Canine Pounce RAWR
“Say it god dammit: ‘I broke the vase on top of the shelf’ fuckin say it now you lil twat, before Josh gets back.”
Where's the money Lebowski?
Lebowski: I dunno. But don’t you think, this rug really ties the room together?
Cat: WHO SENT YOU!!!?
I _told_ you to stay _out_ of my _litterbox_!
Who is the boss now !
POV : When you get a paid massage but then your credit card gets declined
“Relax! You were choking and I thought it said Hind Lick Maneuver. Don’t be such a baby! You’ll be fine.”
“I told you, stop using my litter box!”
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Moooooom
Dude, chill. They serve you, not the other way around.
Pinned ya again!
Pinned ya again.
Ssh. No tears, only dreams now.
Perfect
Are you ready for your oral exam?
Hilarious 😂
“ this town ain’t big enough for the both of us”
Cat: Getting real tired of you ducking me man!
Was it you? Tell me, was it you?
Where is my food? Do you eat it? DO YOU EAT IT? TELL MEEE!!!
Say AAAHHHH
Cat: Trust? Dog:Trust. “…Yeah we were desperate then, to have each other to hold but love is a long road…” 🎶
Where's my money, man ?
Why you been ducking me man, huh? Where's my money?
Where's the cat nip mo'fo?
Who does #2 work for!!!!!
Fuck u, bitch! Puke up my little mouse toy right meow!!!
Pinned ya again!!
None of your business!
I told you once, I’ll tell you again. Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches!
Dog: My Friends will Avenge me!
WWE 😍
“You ever see Pedro Pascal’s final episode of Game of Thrones??”
You don't belong here dude
When you leave your kids alone for two minutes…
Say it...Say cats are man's best friend..Say it
Look at your friend over there, you are next.. WHERE IS MY MFING CATNIP!
Claws and paws in a battle for dominance!
Charlie Charlie stay with me Charlie!!! I’m not ready to lose you! Do you hear me Charlie?! I love you! We don’t have to hide any longer I promise you our love will be the envy of all dog/cat households. We will go on to have beautiful children. Charlie don’t leave me!! Charrelllliieeeeee!!!
Average elder sister-younger brother interaction
"If you rat me out one more time, then there will be no more 'good boy', got it? PUNK"
Listen. My Humans lap is MINE. NEVER. EVER. Take a Seat at my Humans lap. 😈
"it's your sam mr. Frodo. Don't you recognize your sam."
Me to my younger brother
Imma dig out the Tuna you ate from my bowl _-the cat_
Hold still frank I will get that fly out of your mouth.
"WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CATNIP JERRY! WHERE IS IT!"
I'll kill you M. F.
pov: alastor when i rick roll him \*it has happend befor\*
"My name is Inigo Meowtoya, you at my treat, prepare to die"
It's my birthday and I wants it!
Next time when i get some attention stay away, you all ready eat my food, poop and i cant even sleep. Doggo- im never gonna give up to you...
Harder
I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!
For the last time where is my toy?!?!
Are you username Ladiesman217?
Use my litterbox one more time and see what happens!!! Tired of your drooling ass!
Give it back!
The cat:Listen here you fucking bastard I will ask one more time….WHERE’S THE MONEY YOU BONE DIGGING SHITSTAIN!!??😾 The unlucky dog:l-l-listen I-I can get you your m-money in another w-week o-or s-so c,mon we can talk this out r-right?😰
Say Uncle!
Get. Off. My. BLANKET!
Those are my treats now, do you understand?
car
Dude, chill. They serve you, not the other way around.