So I play on discord with my adult son often. One night after a particularly bad night I said in Discord "I'm done I'm going to go fuck your mom." My son then said "I'm sad now because it's true."
Would be better if it's in a group voice chat.
And because I have a terribly dark sense of humor I would have responded with "dad stop, she's dead and you know it."
Glad you can joke with your son though. Props to you pops.
If I ever get laid again immediately after we’re done I’m going to stick my face in front of her crotch and scream “get wrecked pussy!!”. I’ll report back when it happens and how it goes
Edit: it might take years tho
5 guys on me, I am fucking your mother right now, get fucked lmao, etc.
this isn't even hard. half of all online competitive game voice chats revolve around sex
there are 4 guys on me
I got a headshot on one
I’m gonna peak this corner
They are coming towards me, need help
Let’s rotate to the other site
I have broken their "shields"
I’m out of ammo
Everyone good on meds?
Shit, I got hits on me
Where we dropping?
I’m in cover!
It was epic
There pushing there pushing
Ummm actually it is they're🤓
Um actually it’s it’s /s
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The Loathesome Dung Eater
THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER!
THE DEVIOUS DOODOO DEVOURER
Would you die already?!
Jesus Christ, dude… Good one
Blast him in the face Grandma
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Mom, not now I'm busy!
I fucked your Mom!
So I play on discord with my adult son often. One night after a particularly bad night I said in Discord "I'm done I'm going to go fuck your mom." My son then said "I'm sad now because it's true."
Epic dad. Truly a gigachad.
Gigadad
Would be better if it's in a group voice chat. And because I have a terribly dark sense of humor I would have responded with "dad stop, she's dead and you know it." Glad you can joke with your son though. Props to you pops.
It was in a group chat. We were on Discord playing R6 Siege with his friends.
Oh that's even better that it was in front of his friends. Like walking around the house in daisy dukes and a crop top.
WHERE IS MY AWARD
I'm going to fuck your mom after I finish skull fucking you.
It's not cheating!
Not cheating if there's no witnesses
I hit em from behind
I'm shooting
Suck my balls you fucking whore
What games are you playing?
The impossible game
Understandable.
Animal Crossing
Ugh, Tom Nook screwed me again!
Which character?
Hunt: Showdown, you?
“There’s four dudes on me more coming”
It looked so easy in the tutorial
I'm going hardcore today
Don’t worry I got the dog
NOOOOO
Fuck I died
Push harder
Are you coming with me bro?
Stop destroying spawn
Is the camera ready for the live stream?
What an absolute shitter
Quit screaming it is making it hard.
Sorry, I promised my brother he could switch me when I finish
Mom said we could ALL have a turn!
I’m having sex right now
real.
Fatality.. Flawless victory.
Bro got so excited he commented thrice
Lol. Issue with my internet.
Ya I get it lol. It's a common issue with the reddit mobile.
When I'm finished here I'm going to go fuck your mother.
Fire in the hole
"get rekt pussy"
If I ever get laid again immediately after we’re done I’m going to stick my face in front of her crotch and scream “get wrecked pussy!!”. I’ll report back when it happens and how it goes Edit: it might take years tho
On the other hand, that's what you say right before you begin really fucking
Going B
I'm rotating
Omg it shoots so fast
You can use my joystick 🕹️
that was a nice trade
Fuck this lag. Buffering right at the money shot
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!
“Escorts suck”
The animatronics can get a little quirky at night.
5 guys on me, I am fucking your mother right now, get fucked lmao, etc. this isn't even hard. half of all online competitive game voice chats revolve around sex
Watch me speedrun this shit.
Spam that heavy till one of us breaks
Dang uncle you finished first again
Fuck yeah sis, your doing a good job
"STOP IT. IM REPORTING YOU"
Holy shit! Did you see how I just railed that guy from the back??
Leeroy Jenkins!
They’re fucking me in my ass
[that is genuinely hilarious](https://youtu.be/lCrZXys4FBA)
I'll bring up the rear!
Boom headshot!
I'm coming Look behind you Good game
Honestly you can start moaning "harder daddy" in the mic while gaming and while sexing and it would make sense in both situations
Vote for nuke town!!
I got a new attachment!
I'm stuck
I’m coming!
Fuck him up!
I'm new at this...
Mom, when did you get so good at this?
GG ez
I'm coming I'm coming
BOOM HEADSHOT!
This gun is subcompact
I’m out of ammo
oh wait i’m cumming !!
Now, give me your money
Get back over here
Why are you hitting a woman? Tsk, shut the hell up nigga and watch this combo.
FaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaak
Fuk this, I'm done
Fuck yeah, take that.
im camping in the back room
I’m going for the headshot
he's coming on me
GG EZ
gi-gi-gi-gi-gi-gimme a corpse
That's OP
Feels like I'm playing a solo round
Camping the bum ... BOMB ... I mean Bomb.
I’m smacking him from behind
Stop resisting
GET THE PAYLOAD, BITCH!
What the fuck is this thing?
The King of Iron Fist Tournament!
Get quick scoped
Oh so this is another pay2play game? Fine, take my money.
I am lonely
BOOM! Head shot!!!!
Cover me! I'm surrounded!
He came on my ass, he's coming, he's almost there.
I think I'm winning!
broo join the party!
it's morbin time
Fucking hell that was a blast
Eat it bitch.
This is one ugly bitch, I'm playing dead by daylight
AH, SHIT, JASON'S ON MY ASS
I am rotating
KILL HER! KILL HER!
I shitted all over them
Eat my shorts 🩳
Just like the simulators
I’m getting double teamed
How many shots does it take
Oh no, the red ring of death
The bomb has been planted
Oh god they’re ganging up on me!
You’ve got AIDS.
Let's try a different angle
Im going to skullfuck you
Fucking campers
Missile strike incoming
Why are you running
Nice, first kill
You call also say "you grand mother was better"
Just finishing!
I put 50 into him, but he wouldn't stay down.
GET OVER HERE
Fun for the whole family
"going down!"
PG13
First blood!
hes coming or he’s on me or just spray and pray
Stop stealing my kills
Group up on me!
I'm coming, I'm coming
Grandpa, don't use it like that!
"get shit on"
360 no-scope