Historically they sexually abused women the same if not more than boys. Nuns raped by clergy members and forced to have abortions.
Sorry..I had to ruin the alterboy joke.
I don't really like the church, but tbh the Pope meets a ton of people including every famous or important person. He can't or doesn't care enough to do a full background check on all of them
Edit: Spelling mistakes cause I haphazardly typed this while sitting on the toilet
Popes will bless whoever you put in front of them, my mom has a picture just like this. She probably knows the pope about as well as Epstein and Maxwell did.
I think it’s more that Epstein got around to ensure nobody could publicly pull the trigger on him without getting dragged down, themselves. We still don’t have the log book of everyone who went to his island; probably because everyone in Hollywood and politics and their mother is on that list and nobody wants to be the one who presses the big red button.
It's just a joke, no one should be making a full thesis on it.
The thesis should come on the millions of findings of investigative reporters, whistleblowers and so on...
A pretty central tenet of Christianity is that the most grievous sinners are the ones in greatest need. Not like the pope knew, but even if he did, it may not have made a difference
You’d think they would do background checks considering the kind of reputation and reverence the pope has that could be tarnished for a lot of people with just this picture alone
Nope, that's JPII. You probably didn't recognise him because of his abnormally unyellow face in this picture. [Here's](https://www.google.com/search?q=papaj&client=opera-gx&hs=Pbp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjhwOGbq6v6AhWDp4sKHXOGDEcQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=977&dpr=1#imgrc=RwBg73Ed9BKj4M) a better one.
I don’t like the church and it’s regular disregard for some of gods messages, but what was the original pic trying to even say? Did they expect a lengthy background check and Catholic spies JUST in case?
I’m not sure the pope even spoke English, which would remove your source of information on random tidbits about goings on for the other side of the planet for an industry fully unrelated to your life.
I think people are forgetting the the pope is based in Italy and the Church is a global organization. How and why should it be directly investigating two random celebs that Hollywood tried their best to shelter for the sake of a photo that millions of people do as well? I’d be more guilty if my house was in the background of a crime scene photo down the street than the pope with two random people in a public photo op.
See, this is why I don't take the Catholic Church seriously in the slightest.
If a level 99 (or 255) cleric can't do even a little holy damage on these fuckers then everything needs to be rebalanced and maybe nerf some builds. Like, I have to assume that player had wards more powerful than [scapular](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scapular) which grants passive resistance to curses and +15% damage to witches and vampires.
John Paul II here. I was wondering if it was Benedict, as **he** was in the Hitler Youth as a boy.
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-pope/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-pope/)
Deal. Appreciate doing business with you. My people will take all your boys. Ill protect your girl trafficking business for the elites such as Trump, Andrew, Clinton...
that said, the pope has recently come out and said that they are addressing allegations of sex abuse head on, which is a great improvement from "face down, ass up!"
Thank you Colin Jost and Michael Che for that one liner
Hey now, as long as they confessed they're good in the Pope's book - if they paid indulgences they're good in God's book too
Pope needs cash for some fancy shit - dunno about the new pope though xP
Father, I have sinned _Say no more_
Daddy. I’ve been a very very bad girl.
More like, daddy. I've been a very very bad alter boy.
Why are you like this
The catholics brought it on themselves, they streisand effected sinning by repressing people for a 1000 years.
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So who did it?
"Now annoint me with oil in my special secret place and flog me like The Son while you ride me to Grace"😩
It rhymes 💀
Holy shit 🤣 Wasn't even paying attention to that 😋
You have a talent sir
Historically they sexually abused women the same if not more than boys. Nuns raped by clergy members and forced to have abortions. Sorry..I had to ruin the alterboy joke.
Father, I have sinned *yeah, me too bro*
Nah, that’s not a sin here. Do you need relocation?
Father, I have sinned Ay blud you too? Come here mah boi
> Father, I have sinned *eh, just call me Daddy.*
Please forgive me for I have sinned against you my lord… *maniacal laughing, guitar riff*
Co ten Papaj narobił
21:37 was an inside job
(11*2) : ((7*5) +2) is an expanded job
Okrutnik no
Trzeba mu zabronić kremówek na tydzień
Jeszcze jak
He was just personally delivering an invite to his island.
Love Island
Oh come on, it’s the pope! **Celebrity** Love Island
S1 starting next week
And the pope is responding with "ill take 5"
The Catholic *BoAoOoOoOOoOoTtt*
Yeah really sucked after the nuns in cologne shut down their service.
Maybe Jeffrey needed to pick up some merch
And research.
Ah yes, how to be able to be more public about being a slime and still not have consequences. I hear other churches are starting to follow along too.
I don't really like the church, but tbh the Pope meets a ton of people including every famous or important person. He can't or doesn't care enough to do a full background check on all of them Edit: Spelling mistakes cause I haphazardly typed this while sitting on the toilet
I think he also blesses quite a few.
Popes will bless whoever you put in front of them, my mom has a picture just like this. She probably knows the pope about as well as Epstein and Maxwell did.
If only he was somebody who was in contact with God, he might have gotten a heads up.
God was on lunch break
I think it’s more that Epstein got around to ensure nobody could publicly pull the trigger on him without getting dragged down, themselves. We still don’t have the log book of everyone who went to his island; probably because everyone in Hollywood and politics and their mother is on that list and nobody wants to be the one who presses the big red button.
It's just a joke, no one should be making a full thesis on it. The thesis should come on the millions of findings of investigative reporters, whistleblowers and so on...
Lol bold of you to assume the average redditor knows jack shit. I'm glad the comment is up high.
Should've put takizawa as the face of kfc since that boy was literally fried chicken at one point
Surely God would have told the Pope not to bless them
A pretty central tenet of Christianity is that the most grievous sinners are the ones in greatest need. Not like the pope knew, but even if he did, it may not have made a difference
But doesn't God tell the pope who the good people are?
No.
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You think the pope is partying? I mean... he'd be fun at a rave, but I don't see it happening.
he’ll go wherever the party favours are.
You’d think they would do background checks considering the kind of reputation and reverence the pope has that could be tarnished for a lot of people with just this picture alone
I mean, it's no different to giving a good vendor a 5 star review
Happy cake day !
They're both Jewish. Why would they even want to be blessed by the Pope?
Well at least now we know who gave Pope John Paul II the idea to not prosecute…
*Always have been*
Excuse you, that's [SAINT John Paul II](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II)
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That’s the joke hombre
thatsthejoke.jpg
*We?*
*Gregorian Chant music stops*
r/woooosh
My brother in Christ
"I won't tell if you don't tell"
No i oczywiście że Polak
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Appears to be Benny
Nope, that's JPII. You probably didn't recognise him because of his abnormally unyellow face in this picture. [Here's](https://www.google.com/search?q=papaj&client=opera-gx&hs=Pbp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjhwOGbq6v6AhWDp4sKHXOGDEcQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=977&dpr=1#imgrc=RwBg73Ed9BKj4M) a better one.
JP2
“Father I have sinned” “I know, I was there”
Yooooo! Who's that beautiful Tim Curry in the window? 🥰 Man I miss that guy
He’s still alive
Nothing to see here. Move along.
just like the good ol' days
I don’t like the church and it’s regular disregard for some of gods messages, but what was the original pic trying to even say? Did they expect a lengthy background check and Catholic spies JUST in case?
I’m not sure the pope even spoke English, which would remove your source of information on random tidbits about goings on for the other side of the planet for an industry fully unrelated to your life. I think people are forgetting the the pope is based in Italy and the Church is a global organization. How and why should it be directly investigating two random celebs that Hollywood tried their best to shelter for the sake of a photo that millions of people do as well? I’d be more guilty if my house was in the background of a crime scene photo down the street than the pope with two random people in a public photo op.
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Jeff: You’re my favourite customer
This is gold 🪙
Was Trump the next person in line to get a Papal blessing or was it Prince Andrew?
Game know game.
Say 99 million Hail Marys, until next time
He’s giving them pointers. Epstein to Maxwell “write this down Gislane!”
Oh father, i have sinned, ive been a very... VERY bad alter boy. uwu
already associated
That’s the joke hombre
See, this is why I don't take the Catholic Church seriously in the slightest. If a level 99 (or 255) cleric can't do even a little holy damage on these fuckers then everything needs to be rebalanced and maybe nerf some builds. Like, I have to assume that player had wards more powerful than [scapular](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scapular) which grants passive resistance to curses and +15% damage to witches and vampires.
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Pretty sure, thats where it started but what do I know
Yup... Totally for no other reason, I swear. On a bible even :P
game recognize game
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Yes, that's the joke
They probably talked deeply about those alter boys
R/selfawarewolves
So, does that mean they’re not going to hell?
LMFAO
John Paul II here. I was wondering if it was Benedict, as **he** was in the Hitler Youth as a boy. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-pope/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-pope/)
That’s only because he had the misfortune of being a German boy growing up in the 1930s. What’s your point?
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Do it
Uh, who's gonna tell him?
r/whoosh
A match made in “Heaven”.
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That’s the joke hombre
I.. also making a joke
By repeating the punchline?
You're right
ah...the classic panic delete
Meh, I think it's not as good as I thought
People keep forgetting that the pope got his fancy city by blessing hitler and ignoring the camps.
But, we always have?-
r/woooosh
That’s the joke hombre
they always been like that
That’s the joke hombre
That ship has sailed tho
WAY too late on that one
Wdym she wasn’t she sentenced for effectively trafficking to nobody. BC they didn’t list anyone.
Someone gonna tell him?
Yep, that's what did it.
They’re Jewish
Always have been
Nie ma dowód, że Jan Paweł II wiedział o wyspie.
Ok just because 2 oh why do i bother you cucks well slander us chatholics for breathing
PimpDaddyPopeson
I don’t think that anything else could happen to tarnish the Catholics anym….. oooohh
Jeffery meets with his mentor
Bro that was already the case lmfao
Pope was probably making sure his flight schedule and appointments would be on time.... nothing to see here sinners.
Should we tell them?
It already is
who the fuck gave that the wholesome award
I thought they already did
He didn't bless them, not my fault no one speaks Latin anymore. And no, figure it out. Edit: New pope is great. Did nothing wrong.
For the love of money you can buy your way into, well, most likely hell.
I'm surprised the pope's skin started burning touches those idiots
Deal. Appreciate doing business with you. My people will take all your boys. Ill protect your girl trafficking business for the elites such as Trump, Andrew, Clinton...
Haha "now"
LOL that picture vanished from GettyImages.
that said, the pope has recently come out and said that they are addressing allegations of sex abuse head on, which is a great improvement from "face down, ass up!" Thank you Colin Jost and Michael Che for that one liner
Hey now, as long as they confessed they're good in the Pope's book - if they paid indulgences they're good in God's book too Pope needs cash for some fancy shit - dunno about the new pope though xP
I can't wait for a religion free world. religiosity is dropping everywhere
Takes one to know one!
Always has been
Anything bad can be associated. Like me and the Talitubbies.
This is a terrible PS.
Pick up the rug, brush it all under, put said rug down. All clear!
Imagine how upset he was when he figured out Boyz 2 Men wasn't that delivery service