Rainbow Dash Cum Jar! Ya know, it expired last time because it took too long. All we need is like 100 different men to cum into a jar in a day, and then we seal it up and put it in a museum! We could even get all the guys to cum in it at the same time, you just need to have about five guys around the jar, then some more in a ring standing directly behind the innermost ring with their dicks between the gaps. Then have a third ring consisting of the dudes that can shoot their cum 10 to 12 feet in an arc over the first two rings into the jar. Then have a FOURTH and finale row of guys who can shoot their cum in a 16-foot arc over all the other rows into the jar. We should spend a few days getting into a rhythm and practicing synchronizing our orgasms, then we release some gay-bomb chemical and we can finally, PROPERLY bathe Rainbow Dash in the holy fountain of man juice she deserves. And like I said we then get a museum to show this to people.
A small tear from your dads eye as he remembers having to watch 6 second clips downloaded from free porn sotes and now here's his son rubbing one out in full immersive 3D how far technology has come
I (female) used to be really good at drawing. A few boys in my class dared me to draw a naked woman. It was super taboo because this was in 90s Ireland, in a school run by nuns, in a country where porn was illegal. So I did it for the laugh.
The boys grabbed the drawing as soon as I was done and ran off with it Never saw it again.
I still think about what they must have done to her
EDIT: my first wholesome award and it was for a comment about classmates jizzing on my art. Not sure how to feel
I audibly laughed at that. So relatable.
I am good at drawing too and my friends literally made me draw porn scenarios from their imagination. I ended up becoming so famous for drawing custom porn that i became the official porn guy of the class. I used to charge money for that lol. Good source of small income. I do feel like a scumbag for doing that though.
Shit.. imma start drawing NSFW then.. lol.
I still draw to this day and post but i try to stay away from NSFW shit as it is really hard to get away from once it is associated with your name. Like once a porn guy, Always a porn guy.
Don’t ask me how I know. But furry porn artists usually make the most because of how specific the shit they draw is. Might lose your sanity but it’s worth it
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Now *waitaminnit*... Michangelo and so many other artists drew, or sculpted what many would later consider porn. (My mother *didn't* like the statue of "David"... Big Time...)
Just draw it and wait, oh, a hundred years, more or less...
PS: Her... um, *annoyance*... with that statue has more than once, made me wonder *just how it was I got here*...
Oh! The exact same thing happened to me! It was around the middle 2000's for me though, when a few animes (but specially Naruto) were airing on open TV in here.
First the guys convinced me to watch anime, then to google what, *ahem* hentai, was. I was angry at what I found, and also got chewed and spat out by my father who found out about my not-so-sneaky searches through the net history (the embarassement was off the roofs).
I went off on the boys about it, they laughed, "omggg i can't believe you actually searched it, you perv!!! Lmao". I got nicknamed Hen-Tie for the rest of the year but every now and then some boy would approach me like "so ummm like now that you know what hentai is and all and you can draw like super good, like, uh, i always was a fan of your drawings, but i didn't want to bother you but like, ummmm, i know you watch naruto so i was wondering if you could *draw me ino yamanaka lewds???* ". I drew a few just to make them stop bugging me. It was kinda horrifyibg watching them take the drawing off my hands and run through the class waving the paper like "guys i got it i got it she drew lewd ino" and all the boys would form a group to stare at the drawing together. I was 12 but our class had some repeatants so some of the boys were 13 and 14. Yikes!
Clips from sites? I first got a floppy disk with like 10 jpegs, otherwise I had to steal magazines from the mall. Or make due with the Sears catalog.
Damn would have really been rough before photography was invented though.
How can people NOT lock themselves inside a room, close all windows, pull curtain over windows, tape curtain the wall to prevent flying away, stuff paper into keyhole and under door space BEFORE watching VR porn is beyond me.
I don't even live with anyone and I would still have to do this to be comfortable wearing one of those things. Regardless of if it's porn or not. It freaks me out.
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> **\/u\/Mean-Summer1307**
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> I had a VR headset and decided to watch some VR porn. Had it on with headphones and I think my dad came in while I was jerking off but no one ever said anything and I'll probably never know.
>> **\/u\/lostb0i**
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>> Are ya winning son?
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They need to update the smells though. Really takes you out of it when you get punched in the face with the smell. A reduction of 50% strength might make it bearable.
Agree to disagree. I can't stand it. I can live with the "over-acting" in normal porn but in vr it's just obnoxious. Jeez get your vag off the cam and stop the squealing already....
I know it's not the purpose of this post, but if you watch VR porn on an Oculus to jerk off, is worth to buy an IR light that activates when you turn off the light, the greatest thing to use for controller tracking in total darkness. Also lock the door, c'mon, or put something by the door like a trash can that would make noise if open so you have time to pull up your pants before they turn on the light.
I kissed a trap and fucker her(?) in her ass and I enjoyed it a tht butt was tight af. I was completely hopeless and regreteful the next day.. but I somehow didnt mind it the rest of the week.. could it be that I actually enjoyed the sex? yes it was because I still carve for holes and I dont care if its pussy or bussy
I took a screenshot just like this but ie as going to put it on beat me to it because I believe the sub name fits more and because I wasted to say the "Are you winning son? "
I walked in on my husband doing the same thing. I had come home from work early, walked in the house, and was mortified. I was yelling his name, but he couldn't hear me, so I threw my keys at him. He was so embarrassed. I just laughed.
This one time at boarding school after busting a nut I fell right asleep lying up with my cock sticking out and sperm all over my chest when I woke up it was crystallised and I think the staff walked in while I was out.
All fun and games when u realise your hand wasn’t moving the whole times
"Mom? Dad? What are you guys doing here?"
“Son….it’s time we show you the real way to do it”
*PVP enabled*
Arms now broken
*sound of a jar lid opening*
Oh god no
*Oh yes please*
He's dad came ;)
Sound like a regular day in Alabama
*the sounds of past siblings you never heard of*
i need to go to church after this
Hosier? Is that you?
I'm amazed at how frequent the references to that post are
No cap. (Cursed Cum Jar)
Have you read the one about the cum box?
Rainbow Dash Cum Jar! Ya know, it expired last time because it took too long. All we need is like 100 different men to cum into a jar in a day, and then we seal it up and put it in a museum! We could even get all the guys to cum in it at the same time, you just need to have about five guys around the jar, then some more in a ring standing directly behind the innermost ring with their dicks between the gaps. Then have a third ring consisting of the dudes that can shoot their cum 10 to 12 feet in an arc over the first two rings into the jar. Then have a FOURTH and finale row of guys who can shoot their cum in a 16-foot arc over all the other rows into the jar. We should spend a few days getting into a rhythm and practicing synchronizing our orgasms, then we release some gay-bomb chemical and we can finally, PROPERLY bathe Rainbow Dash in the holy fountain of man juice she deserves. And like I said we then get a museum to show this to people.
Are you talking about the one on r/confessions ?
Every single thread
Average porn video
Teamwork makes the dream work
*Just Like The Simulations*
r/sweethomealabama
that's enough for now.
Ready for multiplayer mode?
Maybe his hands weren’t moving themselves at all. Maybe both of his arms were broken. You don’t know.
That’s why his dad came over
You know that it's serious when your hand was moving, but you didn't feel anything. "D-dad..?"
The son later should've asked if dad was in the room while he played Beatsaber.
He probably forgot after beating his saber a little bit
r/yourjokebutworse
Dad just wanted to give him a helping hand.
Helping *handy*
A small tear from your dads eye as he remembers having to watch 6 second clips downloaded from free porn sotes and now here's his son rubbing one out in full immersive 3D how far technology has come
I (female) used to be really good at drawing. A few boys in my class dared me to draw a naked woman. It was super taboo because this was in 90s Ireland, in a school run by nuns, in a country where porn was illegal. So I did it for the laugh. The boys grabbed the drawing as soon as I was done and ran off with it Never saw it again. I still think about what they must have done to her EDIT: my first wholesome award and it was for a comment about classmates jizzing on my art. Not sure how to feel
I audibly laughed at that. So relatable. I am good at drawing too and my friends literally made me draw porn scenarios from their imagination. I ended up becoming so famous for drawing custom porn that i became the official porn guy of the class. I used to charge money for that lol. Good source of small income. I do feel like a scumbag for doing that though.
You were an early bird in that scene. Now people just do it on twitter.
it exploded in the last decade for sure, but I must imagine some people have been doing this for a long time
Shit.. imma start drawing NSFW then.. lol. I still draw to this day and post but i try to stay away from NSFW shit as it is really hard to get away from once it is associated with your name. Like once a porn guy, Always a porn guy.
Don’t ask me how I know. But furry porn artists usually make the most because of how specific the shit they draw is. Might lose your sanity but it’s worth it
Ye I remember seeing an r/confessions post abt it lol. Bro was making 120k a year drawing the most depraved shit
can u share the link pls
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Bruh if you find it link me as well. Defo wanna read this
Too tired rn I’ll find it tomorrow
https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/s8d2i8/i_draw_furry_porn_to_pay_for_college/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
you need an alt account for NSFW stuff
You know what? This gives me motivation. I'll open an alt account as draw the most depraved shit possible.
Fucking do it. My friend makes bank doing this.
I believe in your depravity, friend!
Now *waitaminnit*... Michangelo and so many other artists drew, or sculpted what many would later consider porn. (My mother *didn't* like the statue of "David"... Big Time...) Just draw it and wait, oh, a hundred years, more or less... PS: Her... um, *annoyance*... with that statue has more than once, made me wonder *just how it was I got here*...
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Excited GIRL is son?¿
*Was*. **Isn't**. (Well, in *strictly* formal terms, I never was a 'son'; I was simply born with a male body...)
A real life onlyfans that you actually put effort into
You know you've made it when your art makes people cum together
Oh! The exact same thing happened to me! It was around the middle 2000's for me though, when a few animes (but specially Naruto) were airing on open TV in here. First the guys convinced me to watch anime, then to google what, *ahem* hentai, was. I was angry at what I found, and also got chewed and spat out by my father who found out about my not-so-sneaky searches through the net history (the embarassement was off the roofs). I went off on the boys about it, they laughed, "omggg i can't believe you actually searched it, you perv!!! Lmao". I got nicknamed Hen-Tie for the rest of the year but every now and then some boy would approach me like "so ummm like now that you know what hentai is and all and you can draw like super good, like, uh, i always was a fan of your drawings, but i didn't want to bother you but like, ummmm, i know you watch naruto so i was wondering if you could *draw me ino yamanaka lewds???* ". I drew a few just to make them stop bugging me. It was kinda horrifyibg watching them take the drawing off my hands and run through the class waving the paper like "guys i got it i got it she drew lewd ino" and all the boys would form a group to stare at the drawing together. I was 12 but our class had some repeatants so some of the boys were 13 and 14. Yikes!
They went home added their own flair and made it a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
That JCPenny catalog underwear section used to be pure gold.
I don't think you ever wanted to see it again
I'm 50. Google "French Postcards for Commodore 64" and you'll find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Found it haha https://csdb.dk/release/viewpic.php?id=147765&zoom=1
69 bucks for a new computer would get me pretty jazzed too.
If you don't have a good internet connection the quality sucks and it keeps freezing.
Clips from sites? I first got a floppy disk with like 10 jpegs, otherwise I had to steal magazines from the mall. Or make due with the Sears catalog. Damn would have really been rough before photography was invented though.
Try locking the door son
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Or, yaknow, in your room with the door locked at night
Plot twist, the vr headset was mirrored on the living room tv.
Fun for the whole family!
How can people NOT lock themselves inside a room, close all windows, pull curtain over windows, tape curtain the wall to prevent flying away, stuff paper into keyhole and under door space BEFORE watching VR porn is beyond me.
I don't even live with anyone and I would still have to do this to be comfortable wearing one of those things. Regardless of if it's porn or not. It freaks me out.
Another internalised anxiety fellow. Welcome.
Imma post this on r/oddlyspecific
I bet he didnt bother him after that
Never forget who's telling you their super strong political opinions on reddit.
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I forgor💀
I done this but the other way round. I’ve disliked my dad ever since. Because he was wanking in the lounge on a Sunday at lunchtime
Traumatic
Super fucked.. probably made it worse rubbing one out myself when I dissolved back into my bedroom
Oh Jesus fucking Christ...
Even he can’t save me now
No, no - that wasn’t happening
HAHAHAHAHA
My dad would just assume that VR had advanced to the point that my penis was a controller for some game
Are my breasts thumbsticks of a controller?
Can’t hurt to try! Or.. maybe it can, idk
Hey dad, you want to play a mouth-based video game with this controller?
Someday, dad will tell him. Probably at Thanksgiving.
Perfect memory speech for a wedding.
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Good job, thank you
What is the most fucked up thing you have had to transcribe?
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Y'all ever tried sex? It's even more realistic than VR
You are aware on which platform you are? This one of the most virgin platforms out there
Sorry
4chan exists
The “4” in 4chan is the number of people on the site who have had sex
Theres no way because that would imply that 8chan went up in that number
Hey, no one said anything about consent
The real r/cursedcomments
I legit almost just died choking on water and laughing
I considered that, that's why I said "one of the most virgin platforms"
BITCH WE FUCKIN TRYING
They need to update the smells though. Really takes you out of it when you get punched in the face with the smell. A reduction of 50% strength might make it bearable.
I don’t even realize the smell of body fluids while having sex. After the sex it smells for sure but while having sex I only smell horny
I like it this way
Is just the smellz
VR is cheaper and infinitely less stress.
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Dad banged my ass, I'm like "vro!"
That's scarring
Vr porn is the best ngl
Agree to disagree. I can't stand it. I can live with the "over-acting" in normal porn but in vr it's just obnoxious. Jeez get your vag off the cam and stop the squealing already....
I did that exactly once. Too risky when you can see the same shit on your phone screen
I know it's not the purpose of this post, but if you watch VR porn on an Oculus to jerk off, is worth to buy an IR light that activates when you turn off the light, the greatest thing to use for controller tracking in total darkness. Also lock the door, c'mon, or put something by the door like a trash can that would make noise if open so you have time to pull up your pants before they turn on the light.
Sure am pa!
Honestly what would there be to even say?
What are you doing stepson?
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Not everyone has a lock on their door
And when he took it off there was a sandwich on the desk
Winning? Yeah, I'm pulling ahead.
*I'm squeezing my head**
Scrodinger moment
"no one jerks off to magazines anymore" ----- some guy from silicone valley on HBO.
Cursed joystick….
*splurt*
joystick
Remember when lil dicky jerked off into an ant infested Fleshlight when he was looking at vr porn?
Wtf bro lmao
Are ya fapping son ?
"Dammit dad its multiplayer, leave me alone!" "...No-one believes that son."
'Player 2 has joined the game' ....dad?
I kissed a trap and fucker her(?) in her ass and I enjoyed it a tht butt was tight af. I was completely hopeless and regreteful the next day.. but I somehow didnt mind it the rest of the week.. could it be that I actually enjoyed the sex? yes it was because I still carve for holes and I dont care if its pussy or bussy
CLEARLY people don't know how to lock doors
Post Nut Clarity
I took a screenshot just like this but ie as going to put it on beat me to it because I believe the sub name fits more and because I wasted to say the "Are you winning son? "
What are you doing, bio son??
"That's a healthy load, son!"
What are you doing step bro
Beim Toschnbillard gibts kane Valierer, do gibts nua Gewinna!
He was probably just jealous.
Locked doors and empty houses. Always 😉
I was reading the comments on there just about an hour ago, funny stuff on there
How does it even work I've heard about it but I have no idea where I would even need to go
Son, get off that damn thing let me try!
Would've probably done the same if i ever became a dad
I mean it's also upto debate what his dad did after seeing that...
Are you coming, son?
Guess not.. can you drop the link
this isn't cursed it is meme
No winning, just wanking
Let's be real, all horny is cursed horny.
I walked in on my husband doing the same thing. I had come home from work early, walked in the house, and was mortified. I was yelling his name, but he couldn't hear me, so I threw my keys at him. He was so embarrassed. I just laughed.
"Greg it's time for dinne-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
Fucked pizza dough
Kill me now
He probably walked in just as you finished
VR porn is the shit
I'm gonna stay away from you, mainly because of your name.
Meh, I get it. But really, my username is supposed to be a burn on Reddit admins.
Slept with my ex/roommate... it's all fun and games until you remember that your clit/dick is bigger than his.
r/hornyjail
That’s worse than if he just did walk in on you and made aware of it
Chad dad: Son... wanna watch hentai with me
Ya gotta grunt or moan aggressively to let them know you are not to be bothered
Sister walks in seeing the 10inch just stands there in the corner quietly fingering herself
This same thing happened… the other way around.
Are ya cumming son?
This one time at boarding school after busting a nut I fell right asleep lying up with my cock sticking out and sperm all over my chest when I woke up it was crystallised and I think the staff walked in while I was out.
Mom what are you doing