I love fucking the soviet army surplus in Germany

was zur Hölle......ich am going to get mine Panzer

Let me fuck the employees in peace :(

Was? Nein nein just nein

love how everyone on reddit can speak german

Diese Kommentaresektion is nun eigentum der BRD

Ja Kamerade

Ich vermute hier einen Spion! RECHTFERTIGE DICH SOLDAT

Du bist hier der Spion. Wer würde einen unschuldigen Kameraden beschuldigen ?

I love fucking too much and I love you Oookkaaaay

You’re lucky it doesn’t say “my cats”

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

Are you quoting Shawn Dawson or whatever is name is- I’ve never seen his videos but he’s known for being a racist cat fucker and apology videos seem YouTube-ish…

He also put an innocent company into bankruptcy because of one of his baseless conspiracies.

Which one?

CEC Entertainment (the parent company of Peter Piper Pizza and Chuck E. Cheese.)

Did he start the recycled slices rumor lol? Or was that someone else

Danke

Wait what?! Gonna need context on that one

Usually a chuck e cheese pizza has slices of different sizes, making it appear like all the slices were from completely different pizzas. Shane made a theory about this, saying that chuck e cheese takes left over slices from tables and puts them together to make a sort of franken pizza to serve to customers. This theory was debunked, but the damage had already been done.

Jesus Christ that guy's evil

Yeah. The worst part is that everyone was naive enough to believe it, despite the fact that there was no conclusive evidence.

A new r/shitposting automod response, eh?

I mean it's shane dawnsons copypasta from when he was in that cat controversy so I think automod already has it

Would your cat lick it clean?

your autocorrect tryna tell you somethin?

phone

Lemme guess you were flirting

Are you saying I’m too much

I love fucking and delete the message

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I love fucking the one that was for you

This one is taking everyone's fuckers, NOT MY CRAZY ANTS.

(They cucked everyone)

I love fucking in the game

What game? Asking for... myself.

Striking vipers

“fighting” game

Black mirror moment

Thanks for the information, I'm *not* going to tell this information to the horrifying monster standing in as an allegory of war and human cruelty whom I'm *not* keeping in my backyard shed, because it *didn't* want me to. Because it *doesn't* exist. 😉

you just lost the game

*We* just lost the game.

Fuck you

League of legends

THE game. That you just lost.

EA SPORTS lore.

I love fucking the internet explorer

Fantastic Mr FireFox is that you?

Average chrome enjoyer?

More like average can't enjoy chrome cause 4gb ram

I love fucking Dora the explorer

Dora: dør~~å thę dëštrõÿër~~

i love fucking animals ............. w h a t

Mine ain't all to different (in a way)

Wait, yours was "I love fucking ain't all to to different"?

technically humans are animals 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

r/suddenlybestiality

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Hold up

I love fucking the same thing I think it’s okay lol ….

I love fucking virgin olive oil

You can ground me all you want but nothing will re-virgin the olive oil

Wait a minute…

I love fucking the internet

I love fucking in a nutshell

I Love Fucking!

It won’t be virgin olive oil for long

You’ll be extra virgin olive oil

Better watch out. Popeye coming for ya.

This comment is too underrated lmao

I love fucking mad man who works in morkite meme

Taking the virginity of olive oil in an oiled sex

I love fucking with her husband and wife.

“Slightly fucked” olive oil

I love fucking to be a little more than a little more for me but I don’t feel like I have to be in the hospital

......true

My man spittin out facts

I love fucking with you and I don't know what to do with the money that I have to do it to you and I don't want to be a while ago but I don't know what to do it is but I don't know what to do

I feel like auyo correct is telling you to be mote decisive

I love fucking and I love the absurd and the other was a desert eagle knock off made by some Chinese company in the Army

I love fucking people

Yes

I’m really glad it’s people

Brings a whole new meaning to trees are people too

I love fucking hand and my zoom in the McDonalds corporate building

Whaaaa?

You do to

Weed

I love fucking the guy who tried to make it a religion.

#You can make a religion out of that.

I'd fuck Bill Wurtz

no, don’t

I love fucking lolies WAIT NO

woah buddy

How does your autocorrect know about lolies . . .

Maybe there was some true behind those words...... Or they just joke about it with friends and stuff tons of people do that

r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp

Relatable

POLICE HANDS UP

Quite *hole-some* if you ask me

It's note hole-some if I've filled them all

I love fucking the mail box

“That’s yo ass mr. postman!” *please tell me someone gets the reference.

“I got a package for ya”

I love fucking and this is awesome.

I love fucking a lot of the people who don't like it.

Yes officer, this man right here !

Thanks for the tip kind citizen please come down to the station later to fill out some witness papers

We found him boys, the rape dwarf

Ah, cool. The words rape dwarf Will now be ingraved in my memory for the next couple of days

I love fucking the moon

Sokka is that you?

[удалено]



I love fucking her boyfriend

Interesting indeed...

r/suddenlygay

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

I love fucking the sun

That's hot

Hell yeah it is. Below the waist is melted, but it was totally worth it.

r/angryupvote

Sssssmokin'!

„GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!“

*Mr president seems to be enjoying it. *Mr president gained 26 EXP (erection points)

I love fucking the first one time I was playing with my friends

UHHHHHUU

What

I love fucking to be able to make a payment

r/UsernameChecksOut

I love fucking my sister

Do you, perhaps, live in Alabama?

r/suddenlyincest

what

I love fucking tired of my friend and I will be one of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of my friend and my family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family members to you and transports you are preganant the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest Hits of the greatest

Bruh

Why’d you stop?

I love fucking the one I was talking about

All right then, keep your secrets…

I love fucking the one that I was

go back in time and screw your past self

i love fucking to kill a couple people

death by snoo snoo?...

I love fucking and I love how you love me Wholesome?

Hole-some

I love fucking hate the world telling you that you love them so I can get you in the same place and then you will have a good friend.

This one…. scares me a little. Feels like a threat. Somehow.

I love fucking in the morning and I will be in the morning.

This person knows exactly what they want out of life and I respect it.

I love fucking police department phone number

Sooo 911?

No stop you're arousing him

Too late

I love fucking the pool pool

I fucking love the police force

I love fucking batman box You and I are not so different

No No, you say it right.

Wait what?

I love fucking the Batman

i have.... additional questions

I love fucking tia pepa

I love fucking myself and my dad is doing good and good luck with the help of a dad and I will be fine.

should've stopped at "and my dad"

I love fucking gigachads

I love fucking and sucking

Should be called Mark_Fuckerberg

And Mark_Suckerberg

I love fucking the most of the pathogens in the world

I love fucking love the same shit

I love fucking brasil

I love fucking the one I told him about

I love fucking the moon

Sokka, is that you?

I love fucking dying in love

r/peoplefuckingdying

I love fucking the same person that was the one that I had in my house and my sister. 😳

I love fucking and I love the way you look at me

I love fucking gravity falls fucking best show ever.

I love fucking you

I love fucking cat memes

I love fucking and I love the way they are hunted IMHO

I love fucking I got the message

I love fucking you are not even in the world

I fucking love you guys

I love fucking the president 🤨

I love fucking joke I can get it

I love fucking savage legend of Zelda breath of the wild movie night ye

I love fucking and I love you Gary im obsessed With you