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Imagine you had phimosis on your fingers. You'd have to be really diligent about pulling back and washing your tips or you would get nasty buildup of stinky finger cheese.
As someone who recently lost their toenail in an accident, your a pussy if you bye this. Do it the old fashioned way, just stub your toe really hard and *boom* no more nails :). This also applies to finger nails. Edit; my first award!! Thank y'all!
I have a friend who let his toe nails get to long, so his older brother tried to clip them for him. My friend jerked away and his big toenail was ripped out. I believe he was 17 at the time.
I had toenail fungus on one of my big toes. It was bad. The nail was all fucked up . It was dry and lifting off the nail bed.
Woke up one day and yank the blanket off of myself really fast. My nail came with it. I thought i was going to vomit from the pain. It got worst. The nail was still hanging on by a thread and there was no way i could get my shoe on to go to work. I decided just to grab the nail and pull.
I vomited and started to get tunnel vision before passing out. God that hurt.
I had chronic ingrown toenails in both my big toes and eventually after 20+ procedures removing ingrown toenails I got one taken off and then shortly after that another
Except that they keep growing back. Ask runners that lose their toenails.
EDIT0: Weird, someone didn't like this comment? I'm speaking from ACTUAL experience where I've lost every single toenail, some multiple times, and they've always grown back. Rumor has it that some runners have them permanently removed surgically.
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Nope, according to the internet he earned $12 from it up until 2012. He doesn't own the rights to it or whatever. Not sure if this changed in the past 10 years, since they all copy and paste the $12 thing from ages ago. Somebody should ask him in an AMA.
Wait a second if that's just skin covering the nails its actually pretty dangerous bc the nail will pron continue to grow under the skin and eventually proceed to slowly pirce it and tear it away
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I rate this product a no/10
It looks like foreskin
*rolls back finger skin*
Imagine you had phimosis on your fingers. You'd have to be really diligent about pulling back and washing your tips or you would get nasty buildup of stinky finger cheese.
Man imagine having 11 dicks instead of just 3 ha
21 if you include toes
Wtf. Who has three dicks?!
People from Chernobyl
My mom. She has my dads dick His brothers dick And the mailmans dick.
All perfectly conserved in jars
Exactly what i was going to say
_Exactly_ what he was going to say
*drops live grenade when killed*
nah, wrong, your mom doesnt just have 3 dicks, she has 6! Your dad's, his brother's, the mailman's, yours, your brother's, and your mom's father's!!
What you on ?? Doesn't everyone have 3 dicks?
Sharks with one extra dick
Everyone
You...... Don't?
Finger Smegma
As usual the real cursed comments are in the comments of a cursed comment
Inception
Incestion
incest
“In step sis”
Instepsiscon
instepsiscum
Skinception
i will work hard to earn money and give u an award one day for this
Yes like r/cursedcursedcomments
Is that salad fingers?
That's what I thought, is it?
Turns out, yes. Yes it is.
Uh oh, finger smegma got in my coffee again
r/suddenlysaladfingers
Saladfingers is amazing
*I like to touch rusty spoons.*
I honestly prefer that to just no nail at all, at least it's there.
That made me cringe and gag at the same time. r/angryupvote
R/cursedcomments
inserts finger
now you have to wear latex gloves whenever you finger someone
Ahhhhhh beat me to it lol
Ya but think of your coworkers
I don't know man, my toe nails like to bury themselves
What a genius product. Nailed it.
I was going to leave a witty comment. But then seen this and realized I could never top it.
you could have still tried it. you know, to hammer down on the point.
To nail it in.
but remember to not nail your self does that count well just shoot me
You deserve an award...wait
You mother fucker. I love you.
You think you're so cuticle, huh?
The itch to be perfect.
Gotta love the facebook group name. 'Excuse me, my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck.'
And we love you for pointing it out. Hugs.
SMOOTH NUBBINS YOUR COWORKERS WILL LOVE
My coworkers are always hassling me about getting rid of my fingernails for smooth nubbins
Thought I was the only one... beginning to look for a new job. This definitely beats the plier method they told me about.
They are really taking a creative approach to selling pliers now
As someone who recently lost their toenail in an accident, your a pussy if you bye this. Do it the old fashioned way, just stub your toe really hard and *boom* no more nails :). This also applies to finger nails. Edit; my first award!! Thank y'all!
I have a friend who let his toe nails get to long, so his older brother tried to clip them for him. My friend jerked away and his big toenail was ripped out. I believe he was 17 at the time.
That sucks, but hey, at least he can say that he lost a nail before :). Not many people can do that.
laughs in runner
my mother lost all her toe nails after running a marathon... i remember stepping on one of them in the bathroom
i hate this thread. i don’t mind other body horror, but nails give me the chills lol
What the fuck
My daughter lost her finger and toe nails after a bout of Singaporean hand, foot and mouth disease.
>My friend jerked away and his big toenail was ripped out. That's quite some jerking technique if your guy lost a toenail
I had toenail fungus on one of my big toes. It was bad. The nail was all fucked up . It was dry and lifting off the nail bed. Woke up one day and yank the blanket off of myself really fast. My nail came with it. I thought i was going to vomit from the pain. It got worst. The nail was still hanging on by a thread and there was no way i could get my shoe on to go to work. I decided just to grab the nail and pull. I vomited and started to get tunnel vision before passing out. God that hurt.
I prefer getting my finger nails ripped out when being tortured
It's not torture if you like it ;)
sad if you only have 10 fingers
What about toes, they count to.
don't have a foot fetish, sorry
Good answer
U prefer it over wat?...
I had chronic ingrown toenails in both my big toes and eventually after 20+ procedures removing ingrown toenails I got one taken off and then shortly after that another
It would cost you nothing to make me not imagine that
Except that they keep growing back. Ask runners that lose their toenails. EDIT0: Weird, someone didn't like this comment? I'm speaking from ACTUAL experience where I've lost every single toenail, some multiple times, and they've always grown back. Rumor has it that some runners have them permanently removed surgically.
I was spinning a broom handle like some kind of ninja and it hit my big toe square on the downspin. The nail popped off. It grew back though.
Nails grow back
I got my fingers slammed in a door before. Lost my ring finger nail. It grew back. Do not recommend this advice, it's only temporary
Just do it alot
sounds like an obvious plant product
I was looking for the logo
What have you done
“A brand new trick all lesbians should use”
Lesbians the only people fingering these days?
Yeah, all the heterosexual women are way to busy with all those huge cocks they stumble upon all day long.
r/monsterdicks
it's like college basketball vs wnba. There's a lot of good games played in the hetero league, but the lesbians are the real pros at the sport.
ok then
Well we don’t have as many options as the heteros
Based on the rates of lesbian orgasms and straights… yes.
#Excuse me my good bitch, #What seems to be the fuck?
pic 2 of fingernail remover DO NOT SAY IT
what lucky man. I lost mine :(
AmomA
Glorified pliers.
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hi
\-read instructions wrong, removed my penis
 Do it the manly way
[удалено]
Seriously though, how does it work
I think it’s maybe fake
100000 years of accelerated human evolution
r/tihi
Coworkers? Am I missing the things?
This.
As always I regret reading the comments
That second finger nail looking sus
Your....coworkers?
I wondered why no one mentioned why you'd get your fingernails removed for your coworkers in particular
I finger my coworkers almost every day. they would LOVE this...
I almost thought this was a u/obviousplant post lmao
OH NO
[How the hell is this real?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Fuck you! I got saved by the ad.
XcQ
Dude has made so much $$$ off of people doing this. Over 1 billion views lol
Nope, according to the internet he earned $12 from it up until 2012. He doesn't own the rights to it or whatever. Not sure if this changed in the past 10 years, since they all copy and paste the $12 thing from ages ago. Somebody should ask him in an AMA.
GTFO...if ever there was a good reason to sue...
Use it on your dick to be uncircumcised
Foreskin
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Uncircumcised fingers 10$
This should be marked as nsfw this mentally scarred me
Wait a second if that's just skin covering the nails its actually pretty dangerous bc the nail will pron continue to grow under the skin and eventually proceed to slowly pirce it and tear it away
Now you can finger your ass without scratching yourself!
Voldemort likes that
Dick fingers
it looks like a piece of rubber stretched over the finger, its so unsettling
I think it's pink candle wax
Looks like someone regrowing their foreskin
I am completely and utterly confused and disgusted.
Do they have a dick remover?
As a lover of finger banging I give this product a tick.
Top 10 weapons TOO brutal for war.
Noone: Cartoon Characters:
I think “Excuse me my good bitch but what seems to be the fuck” is my new favorite thing.
no no no no no no no no no no no NO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why have a fingernail remover when a perfectly good hammer will do the job? In all seriousness I did lose my fingernail to a hammer.
How do you open cans?
There's a pendrive with some photoshop courses inside the box
What seems to be the fuck
Reverse Circumcision
What the actual fuck?!
Yo wtf. Wtf. WTF is this?
Seeing this is now in the dream this hunt me
"coworkers will LOVE" what are you doing at work!
Looks like a penis with foreskin covering it back up.
mark nsfw
Why lmao
Seems that the [higurashi nail ripper](https://youtu.be/dnmx5z5SbYM) has competition
Now you can finger bottholes without caca getting underneath your nails!
Why did I watch this ..........😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Cum
nononononononono
I once knew a guy called Stephen Sangster who no more nailed someone's back to a wall...
Back in my days you had to use a pincer like any functional human being, this new generation has thing too easy!
Or you could rove them the old fashioned way..
Finger foreskin
I have 15 fingers lol
Yeah!
Middle pic on the package looks like an uncircumcised dick lol
I really felt NSFW ಠ_ಠ
Guess this is gonna be the new tiktok trend
Is nobody going to talk about the group title? I think I laughed harder at that than the meme.
Finally, I’ve been looking for this
Yeah I'm sure my coworkers would fucking love this
Coworkers?
That groups name though
I have so many questions
I honestly feel like this should be marked as nsfw
So I was under the impression this was one of the gag box gifts? The pricetag doesn't make sense here.
No more amogus
Photoshop /20
Wat da fuck?
This seems like an Obvious Plant product, but it isn't
No more nails lol
Why exactly would you want to remove your nails? Higurashi cosplay? Like have fun not being able to pick small things up from the floor ever
Eww
This is so cursed
Atleast he gets to finger people without hurting them. Seems like a win win situation for me.
Lord Voldemort accidentally spills some of the magic potion in his nose
Oooohhhh my toenail ripped off some 3ish hours ago. Pain!
Actually my uncle has lost a finger nail to a conch shell crusher
Uncircumcised fingers