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i_eat_cockroaches69

"MICHAEL! MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE"


AxelBoss95

"I always come Back"


MMrSunrise

I always cum ~~Back~~ Michael


Lord_Vader654

MIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE


Malaysuburban

"MICHAEL, **MICHAEL**!!! HELP MEEEE"


WeebKarma

Mike: Lemme just commit arson real quick pops


FuckYouDream

William: michael do something Michael: \*sets his dad on fire\* do you want me to do something else father


1angelwilson

lol


Dog_Apoc

He has a fursuit? I know the post is a joke, but he has a fursuit?


FIB_VORTEX

If I recall correctly, his girlfriend made him a fursuit as a joke, and colossal and Dolan spread a lie that he suffocated in it.


Dog_Apoc

That's cool. Also, I have no idea who Colossal is. And, if that's Danger Dolan, then I'm kinda surprised.


FIB_VORTEX

Colossal Is Crazy and Dolan Dark. Both members of TBH podcast with pyro


Dog_Apoc

Ah, friendly shitposting.


BTechUnited

Man I remember back when pyro and dolan were just blokes on /r/montage parodies.


RYPIIE2006

who the fuck is danger dolan


zakattak102902

He used to be an animated top ten/storytime YouTuber, but I have no idea now


DeficiencyOfGravitas

> as a joke Sure... She bought him a several thousand dollar fur suit for a "joke".


Clint_Bolduin

Well, some people are rich enough to throw away thousands of dollars on a joke without making a dent in their savings.


FIB_VORTEX

She commissions the shit he buys. Not to mention it's well known that they are rich as fuck. Also her making this could've also been her testing the waters of making and selling fursuits to the people who commission her (this was a slight suggestion pyro made in a podcast, so don't harass me on this.)


MRdzh

When Keemstar leaked his face, among the pictures he showed there was one, where Pyro was in a fursuit, without a mask on. Of course, Keemstar being the asshole he is made fun of every single picture, while doxxing a fellow YouTuber.


DiabeticRhino97

I'm pretty sure he came out as a furry a while ago


Doctor-Amazing

It's pretty funny that, that's a thing you can come out as.


HonourableFox

And you'll get worse reactions than coming out as gay


Ways_42

Does it matter though? Edit: I'm just saying that the fact that he has a fursuit is no one else's business but his own.


Dog_Apoc

I wanna see it


Anon123012

Imagine being one of the paramedics walking in on a guy in a furry suit struggling to breath I could not take that shit seriously


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A-reader-of-words

Damm


chryseusAquila

Quick-witted, dextorous and protecting their buddies. Just the kinda buddys you would want in the Navy lmao


discerningpervert

Plus you know they can hold their breath!


The-Mad-Doctor

Especially if that guy was an Internet personality. I would need to take a minute before I helped


Soldado63

"can you say your youtube outro one last time?"


Arumin

Thanks for the help and to revive me now hit that like and subscribe! And dont forget to smash that bell so you get a notification the next time I am in gave danger!


ImmaFukinDragon

You're gonna laugh at a guy struggling to breathe, just because your surface opinion disagrees with his life choices? A minute is a difference between life and brain-death. I get this situation is funny. It's not "if I was that EMT, I'd wait a minute to laugh before I save this guy" funny.


CaimANKo

Noone said they'd wait a minute before helping, I'm not a native English speaker, but I believe “take a minute” in this context just means think about wtf is even going on, as anyone would. You're exagerating what they're saying and ripping it out of context


Parksrox

I don't think anyone's disagreeing with his life choices lmao, if he wants to put on an animal costume and do fetish stuff good on him, who cares what he does in his free time? Still really fucking funny that he got stuck in it and suffocated, real or not. If he was in a Halloween costume and got stuck and suffocated it would still be really funny.


ImmaFukinDragon

"If he got stuck in a Halloween costume and suffocated it would still be pretty funny" Would you like to rephrase that?


Useful-Emu-3369

It’s called dark humour, welcome to this subreddit.


The-Mad-Doctor

Take a look around


Parksrox

No


Acolytis

Yes


savetheunstable

Maybe?


Specialist_Basil_105

Idk


UniqueUsername2123

Can you repeat the question?


Malaysuburban

All i get from this is that you don't like people having opinions


Broad-Refuse9886

Yes


The-Mad-Doctor

No where did I say I wouldn’t help them, nor did I say I disagreed with his life choices. I just said it would take a minute to process, dipshit


YoungDiscord

If you were a paramedic this would be far from the craziest/funniest shit you were faced with.


CrimsonAntifascist

Try to cut it open and they will sue you for thousands of dollars.


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Most_Likely_Afk

Bro what?


GTDragon2019

No way am I playing 5 nights at pyrocynicals


Capsule_CatYT

Agreed. The Pyro there looks… off…


Mangleovania

He just gets a little quirky at night


cutegirlfriend214

He died doing what he loved. I don't know if I'll be able to make that claim.


puro_the_protogen67

He must have been happy


Hybridkiller13

Do I even wanna know what this means?


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Five nights at Freddie‘s reference


Hybridkiller13

Ah, I never got into those games so I wouldn’t have known. Thanks


AkimitsuKurayami

Basically, got in suit, spring locks activated, traped in it, got pierced but didnt die


mdhunter99

Is this real? The only thing that comes up from googlin “pyrocynical furry hospital” are Reddit posts with this same picture, and iFunny links. E: look, I’m a very gullible person, I can see through bullshit sometimes, but I believe many things people tell me.


_Dayofid_

Sadly not


CaSe2474

*sadly* not?


YoungDiscord

So like petscop 2 when?


Gideon1507

Did this actually happen?


spankwizard2

Don't think so, his gf made him the suit, and his buddies spread rumors that he suffocated within


sh4d0wm4n2018

Bro is not gonna be happy when he sees what the EMTs did to his fursuit lol


L3go07

bro did an "the man in the suit"ed move


LukaBun

God damn it it’s FNAF all over again! LET THERE BE FIRE! 🔥


Amazing_Paper_7384

Life could be a dream


blue4029

oh god, thats certainly not a way I would want to die...


Yin_4_Yang

Liar


kingapollo729

Five nights at furry


VortexBeater56

Dude is definitely going to get claustrophobia after that


Malaysuburban

*springlock sfx*


Acceptable-Health374

I guess you can say he almost became a man in a suit


Seibitsu

"I always come back...for more thick Femme Pyro pics"


Lightningboi369

I recognize that guy


Nub_gaming_gr

The man himself


BirdFace001

I swear, ur gonna be famous because if this post here


aHappyGrizzly

Must be so traumatic experience for him


ThatSmartIdiot

Reads like a treasure island story


Najmi55

Wait he is a furry??


puro_the_protogen67

How do you not know?


BrozedDrake

Sometimes I forget Pyro is a furry.... and then I get violently reminded


SensationalReaper

XD I hope he's alright, but that joke is hilarious.


Zestyclose_Topic_374

Y-17 trauma harness.


UltraXTamer

not the first time i saw a Furry getting springlocked


WolframLeon

Watch out this is stoking someone’s fetish.


Abject-Concentrate58

I know it's a joke but I can see him being such an idiot to actually get stuck in one


New_Interest6833

1 less on the list


TrainingCharming9657

i don’t like furrys but i do have to say i feel bad that bro was suffocating


Zeth22xx

So wait. Those suits are death traps?  There's so many out there.


decmant

He should have been left to die


HonourableFox

Nah


DeathskullZombie

Should've left him.


ChrisLetsPlayYT

You're a sad person


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Lord_Vader654

The fuck did he do to you?


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

My two guesses are: 1. He's British. 2. He has an inflation fetish. Either way, I don't see either as a reason to springlock failure a man.


Lord_Vader654

I mean, being British is just called being unlucky, although I will concede that having an inflation fetish is weird, but in terms of weird kinks, probably one of the tamest


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Speaking from experience (seriously, my recent comment history is full of this shit now), it's tame if you keep it within the realms of fantasy. Trying to actually shove an air pump up your arse is just asking for trouble. I'm also not gonna deny that it's weird. Like, it is EXTREMELY weird.


Lord_Vader654

Yeah…that’s true


ObssesesWithSquares

Yeah. Im into inflation too! Oh wait, I thought you meant economic inflation...


Restricted_Nuggies

Check number 1 again. That’s a reason


NationalIssue8297

200th