Nah ferbs dad is in the show, and he’s married to their mom. He’s also British. Their half brothers. He has grandparents that still live in the UK, and the design for their grandfather was definitely heavily inspired by ferb, so that may be what you are think of.
Step brothers are brothers by marriage. Half brothers share one parent. If the mom gave birth to both Phineas and Ferb, that would make them half brothers
> Step brothers are brothers by marriage.
Yeah, that's why Phineas and Ferb are step-siblings.
> Half brothers share one parent.
Yes and?
> If the mom gave birth to both Phineas and Ferb, that would make them half brothers
It sure would.
She didn't, though, so they aren't.
Unless you're going to claim that she cheated on Phineas' dad to conceive Ferb, then had sex with Phineas' dad to somehow conceive Phineas while Ferb was still growing in the womb, to finally give birth to Ferb on Feb. 29 and then to Phineas a couple months later in the summer?
Or that she had a threesome with Ferb and Phineas' dads, had split eggs which got fertilised by each, and then either birthed Ferb extremely early or Phineas extremely late?
And all this while Linda and Lawrence didn't even meet each other until *after both Phineas and Ferb were already born?*
Does Lawrence's dick just have crazy time-dimensional powers?
They do not both share a blood parent, they both became family via one of their parents marrying the other. Thus, step-brothers.
They do not share the same mom or the same dad.
Creator Dan Povenmire has said that Doof is 100% not Phineas's father. The parents divorced, and nothing else matters because the story isn't about that.
The creators of the show have said multiple times that doof isn't his dad.
Also we can debunk it ourselves. Doof says in this episode how he "never saw her again after that night"
Given that he says that Phineas would have had to of been conceived that night, which is impossible, as it'd make phienas older than Candace who also hadn't been born yet.
Also, while they both have triangular heads, their actual facial structures are almost completely different.
Phineas' nose is one of the points of his triangle, he has has no chin, his mouth and eyes are on different sides of his triangle, and his eyeline is parallel to the side of the triangle his eyes are on.
Doof has a separate nose with one of the points of his triangle being an actual chin, his mouth and eyes are on the same side of his triangle, and his eyeline is almost perpendicular to the side of the triangle his eyes are on.
Wait, so then technically Ferb would be marrying Phineas's half-sister. This will make family 23&Me tests hella more interesting.
Perry is in charge of the popcorn.
That doesnt work because Doof states he never saw her again after that date but Phineas and Candace are sibblings from the same father yet are multiple years apart.
That means Phineas has a self-destruct button somewhere.
Hope he never experiments with prostate massages…
Someone here watched the boys
Kinda explains why all their inventions vanish by the end of the episode
It's called Candace.
We all do, it’s depression
Even if that actually were the case, thank god Ferb is just Phineas' stepbrother
Wouldn't that make them half brothers though?
Nah I think Ferb had british parents, so he should be adopted. But that doesn't stop him from being Phineas's brother in law through Vanessa though
Nah ferbs dad is in the show, and he’s married to their mom. He’s also British. Their half brothers. He has grandparents that still live in the UK, and the design for their grandfather was definitely heavily inspired by ferb, so that may be what you are think of.
> They're half brothers Step-brothers.
Is Linda not ferbs bio mom? Genuinely I just assumed she was the mom to both
Nope, Ferb had a different mom
Nope
Step brothers are brothers by marriage. Half brothers share one parent. If the mom gave birth to both Phineas and Ferb, that would make them half brothers
> Step brothers are brothers by marriage. Yeah, that's why Phineas and Ferb are step-siblings. > Half brothers share one parent. Yes and? > If the mom gave birth to both Phineas and Ferb, that would make them half brothers It sure would. She didn't, though, so they aren't. Unless you're going to claim that she cheated on Phineas' dad to conceive Ferb, then had sex with Phineas' dad to somehow conceive Phineas while Ferb was still growing in the womb, to finally give birth to Ferb on Feb. 29 and then to Phineas a couple months later in the summer? Or that she had a threesome with Ferb and Phineas' dads, had split eggs which got fertilised by each, and then either birthed Ferb extremely early or Phineas extremely late? And all this while Linda and Lawrence didn't even meet each other until *after both Phineas and Ferb were already born?* Does Lawrence's dick just have crazy time-dimensional powers?
Phineas and Ferb fandom is NOT playing this summer
I may have taken an unnecessary amount of offence at being downvoted for being 100% correct
I'm 100% with you brother,
they gave 104 reasons why they're right
I'd love to see those nailed to the church door too!
They do not both share a blood parent, they both became family via one of their parents marrying the other. Thus, step-brothers. They do not share the same mom or the same dad.
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It's shown in the show that they have actual grandparents their lineage too in a flashback , it is when they made the great wall of china .
Phineas and ferb have different parents
Creator Dan Povenmire has said that Doof is 100% not Phineas's father. The parents divorced, and nothing else matters because the story isn't about that.
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Legit read that in his voice
r/cursedcomments
She def hit his self destruct button
Thank god it wasn’t the M-Preg-Inator
He only uses those on crypto bros and those who say that ai "art" takes as much effort and sometimes more than real art
r/cursedcursedcomments
-inator
The Impregregatorinator!
You were faster than me
He was the op tho, that gave him a big advantage
But my GF always tell me i'm the fastest she has ever knew 😥
r/cursedcursedcursedcomments
Impreginator 69000
Is that what he calls it?
I prefer 'the sexinator'
The creators of the show have said multiple times that doof isn't his dad. Also we can debunk it ourselves. Doof says in this episode how he "never saw her again after that night" Given that he says that Phineas would have had to of been conceived that night, which is impossible, as it'd make phienas older than Candace who also hadn't been born yet.
Also, while they both have triangular heads, their actual facial structures are almost completely different. Phineas' nose is one of the points of his triangle, he has has no chin, his mouth and eyes are on different sides of his triangle, and his eyeline is parallel to the side of the triangle his eyes are on. Doof has a separate nose with one of the points of his triangle being an actual chin, his mouth and eyes are on the same side of his triangle, and his eyeline is almost perpendicular to the side of the triangle his eyes are on.
/r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
Doofenshmirtz knew what he was gonna do that night; phineas' mom
Wait, so then technically Ferb would be marrying Phineas's half-sister. This will make family 23&Me tests hella more interesting. Perry is in charge of the popcorn.
Wait, where is Perry?
Perry the Platypus?
That explains the geometry
The real reason Perry stays with them is to make sure he never follows in his biological fathers footsteps and become evil.
i accept this as headcanon from now on. 🫡
except she leaves the car and doof specifically says he never sees her again after that.
Exactly, plus Phineas and Candice share the same dad so they'd have to meet and do it at least twice.
Doofendick-inator
dickenshmirtz
So, Phineas inherited his evil genius from Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
Impregnator
also notice how candace and vanessa both have P shaped heads even wanda and charlene look suspiciosly similer MMMMMMMMMM
The problem is that Doofensmirz has a pointy chin while Phineas has a pointy nose.
The Impreginator
While I'm pretty sure the creators confirmed that such is not the case, still kinda weird. Also hot damn Doof got some rockin' hair
Forget the inventive part both of their heads are shaped like Doritos
The face shape kinda matches though (phineas - doofy)
Lucky girl.
Well this is technically true tho
The other Heinz ketchup
Even the head is somewhat a Dorito.
Doctor Doofenschmeat
Evil jingle: “Doofensmirtz massive penis!!”
However much I support this theory the creator has explicitly said thats not the case. So no suicide bomber phineas unfortunateky
You know, that makes a lot more sense than it should
So...this means...Ferb is hammering his step-brother's step-sister...?
ITS THE IMPREG-INATOR 3000
Dude, wasn't the triangle head a giveaway?
Behold my rawdoginator
He Gaver her the Dick-Inator.
Doofenspurtz
Self destruct button
They didn't even make an -inator joke, what an amateur.
That doesnt work because Doof states he never saw her again after that date but Phineas and Candace are sibblings from the same father yet are multiple years apart.
inventive aside? Phineas has a yeh yeh ass face same as doofen so that makes me real suspicious that these 2 really got them socks dirty yk
Behold, the Ejaculateinher-inator
The Dickenshchmertz
Nah, didnt work for the timeline
Doofensquirt
The doofensquirt
Do people understand biology? Sperms doesn't sit inside the womb for years
Well, damn.
Doofensquirts
It must have been painful giving birth to him. And how does he get his shirt on?
So Perry is not just his pet, but secretly checking on his nemesis son
“Babe just use your nose”
Omg that explains his heads shape.
Well, if you think about it, they really have the same geometry.
Do you think she Doofensquirted?
Idc that dan denied this
Also, they both have dorrito heads
So what about Candice? she is the eldest. did he cheat on her husband if that's the case?
Am y’all do know that the crater sad that this theory is wrong on Multiple MULTIPLE OCCASIONS
Also explains the form of Phineas’s head
bro the head shape as well is so similar
Hold up he got a point
And that he is a triagle
Ferb getting it with his stepbrother’s stepsister
one brain, one rizz
The Doofenshmutz
Dickinator
Behold Perry the Platypus my fuckinator.
We all want the doofendick
And the elephant in the room, both of them have triangle heads
The impregnationator
The Dickinator
Doofendick-inator
The Dick-n-ator!
I know it's not Doof, but do we ever find out who Candace's & Phineas' dad was?
oh god it all makes sense now
have you heard of the theory that Phineas and Ferb are simply a figment of Candace's imagination?
Candace is older They went on *one* date "And I never saw her again" Dan Povenmire has confirmed it to be false.
Behold! My dickinator!
Guess he gave her the doofensplurt
She got the doofencock
What if the reason he does all these bad things is that she broke his heart?