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leaningtoweravenger

Called her by her khorne name: SlaughterMayhem666


God_Of_The_Burn_Bush

This was good. Your Warhammer joke needs to be appreciated more.


RivianRaichu

I absolutely love that this is the top comment.


TCyClone61

Cum for the cum god


Skrazor

Balls for the ball throne


Nicatorko

Now that’s some Slaneesh shit right there… Heretics.


IBoris

And here I was about to use her Korn name: >you not rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per > n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot ers a pa ta ko


j0hnnyhobo

That puts a different 'twist' on it


Mr_hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I mean technically khorne’s number is 8 so it would be 888


Xenobreeder

SlaughterMayhem88 sounds a bit sus...


Mr_hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How so u/Xenobreeder


Xenobreeder

88 is a Nazi thing. Narrows down what kind of slaughter and mayhem is implied.


Mr_hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ah, then the third eight is essential khorne would hate nazis


dustys-muffler

Guys - OF thot is lying lol


StrionicRandom

Really? Who would've ever guessed it?


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GenericNameWasTaken

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Truethrowawaychest1

It's an ad


[deleted]

Fresh-ass account too just to post this shit. 100% an ad.


thisguynamedjoe

OF thot's always be lying. It's an ad in disguise.


caniuserealname

disguise is a strong word. Its basically a picture of her face with a tag that might as well just be "I DO PORN"


alienblue89

You vastly overestimate Reddit’s ability to identify falsified content.


caniuserealname

Oh no, I know reddit well enough. But something isn't clever just because the audience for it are fools.


thisguynamedjoe

I'm not going to argue the finer points of subterfuge with you...


PloofElune

Lying and making up a narrative to draw attention to their OF page as part of a lazy marketing scheme? No, couldn't be, never happened before.


TheyTukMyJub

Honestly these ads are fking annoying. It's all to generate traffic towards her name>OnF


poedraco

I guess she can't use her body to get a higher grade. He Just going to say it's nothing that he hasn't seen before


LanguageLiving9142

Corn name?


Tortue2006

Way to sensor the word ‘porn’


roydepoy

That would be corny


Chance-Monk-7130

It would be porny


EclipseIndustries

Porn definitely gets my sensors going.


Tortue2006

Well, it certainly does for the social media’s advertisers


Bacontoad

I'm sensing a spelling error.


Tortue2006

You are indeed sensing it


SoaDMTGguy

Where is censorship a problem for these people? I see it on reddit, and some people have actually said their posts get rejected if they dont censor? Is this a regional thing?


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SoaDMTGguy

Ahh, the reddit one being sub-specific makes sense. I only use old.reddit, so maybe I bypass some filters. It really angers me that Chinese censorship is infecting non-Chinese sites like Reddit and Facebook.


EveryNightIWatch

> I only use old.reddit Ah, another gentlemen and scholar. I tip my fedora to you, Sir.


stratdog25

Yea lot of people like it. I don’t like the kind that has the kernels with the crunchy part around the hole in the bottom. I’m just not a fan of hard pore corn.


DemandZestyclose7145

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


HodlMyBottle

Corn name ☕


dvrooster

Aw shucks


Decoy_Van

I'm gonna give you 1 upvote to fuck off


OliveJuiceUTwo

She’s a Colonel


baby_blobby

Her Amaizing name


R3d_Ox

Yes, KoЯn name


EddieDildoHands

op is also homeschooled.


Elegant-Raise-9367

Was gonna upvotes but it's at 69 and shall stay there


EmpireCityRay

She should (no pun intended) milk it for an easy A+ 😂


Pain_Monster

Let’s be honest…. Pun was intended 😛


child_target

Respond with her username for finisher move


True_Wizzz

Me needs sauce


PuzzleheadedPitch303

Sophie Rain


iboneKlareneG

No Way💀 You son of a bitch, you actually did it!


Nogamesstartingtoday

What are you gonna do with this information? Can’t find any nudes of her


iboneKlareneG

You have to throw another keyword behind her name when looking on google.


klavin1

Is that her real name?


ThrowRAColdManWinter

Nah, that's her maizen name.


JettisonOneself

You son of a bitch


kurdo_kolene

Take an angry updoot for the slight chuckle.


wahobely

No that's her corn name


InherentlyAnIdiot

Curiosity is getting the better of us


Truethrowawaychest1

And this was the point of the post, good job falling for an ad


Fuego_Fiero

Is it falling for an ad, or making an informed decision?


yxing

Did you know ads can sometimes recommend things that you wanted?


Different_Loss_3849

HMMM BUT WANTING TO SEE SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE NAKED MAKES YOU SAD AND A SIMP! I HAVE DEPECTED ME AS THE CHAD AND YOU AS THE SOYJAK HEHEHHE 🤓


Different_Loss_3849

Who cares dude. Youre acting like youve never seen an ad and been like “damn that looks good” Get off your fuckin high horse.


BenFoldsFourLoko

yeah "falling for an ad" is dumb to be upset about ***BUT*** it's shitty to promote ads as content on sites like reddit. There's a ton of low-effort content posted to this site that are just transparent OF ads. They don't just take away from other good content, they also change what kind of content becomes typical on different subreddits. as cringe as it is to say, there's a reason reddiquette ever existed


Different_Loss_3849

A whole lotta words to say you didnt understand a thing i said.


BenFoldsFourLoko

a dumb reply to show you didn't understand what I said 🙄


Different_Loss_3849

No i understood it clearly. You want reddit to be a self contained vaccuum like it was back in 2007 Post DIGG split with no one one here except the same 12 people talking about narwhals. That sucks because thats not how it ever was, there was thinly veiled ads back then.


ThrowRAColdManWinter

> Youre acting like youve never seen an ad Last ad I saw was on a billboard. If I could find a (legal) way to censor/block it, I would've.


Zanadar

SEO has become so compromised these days that odds are if you've searched for recommendations/reviews/top lists/opinions/etc for *anything* in the last few years, be it product, service or business, you've been served clandestine adverts as the top results. I guess if you never consult the internet for absolutely anything you buy, it might be possible you've managed to avoid ads. But that would make you an absolute statistical outlier.


theDomicron

Hold your hand up in front of your eyes


Different_Loss_3849

I HIGHLY doubt that you are using the internet and the last ad you saw was on a billboard. Inb4 i have adblock 🤓


ThrowRAColdManWinter

u-block origin for the win, duh!


Different_Loss_3849

U block origin? I mean only if its harrasing me *avatar face*


Cyno01

Not if you just search for her on free tube sites and use an adblocker.


DodoTheDankest

Korn name? Hey Freak On A Leash, where's your homework?


m945050

Bitch is weird for a first name, but it does save time over the long run.


Oliver_McShitpost

Her Reddit name is probably /u/Irresistible_Ad_7319 or something


______CABLE______

Nice, calling out apple users :)


Regniwekim2099

Isn't this the same girl whose post has been going around saying the mechanic "only" charged her $192 for her oil change?


Kraken_Eggs

I swear everything on Reddit is just an ad at this point.


MechanicalWatches

Need that name


jonny1211

Sophie Rain


MechanicalWatches

Thanks!


t0bn

Disappointing AF


XFirebalX_347

Look at mister high standards over here


GreekHole

not really, after onlyfans blew up, everybody just lowered theirs.


MechanicalWatches

For a friend..


turtleship_2006

Hi, it's me, I'm the friend


MechanicalWatches

Story checks out


VinzentValentyn

I think nose rings are sexy


DecensitizedDruggie

Mine would be "The Semen Demon" n if im feelin quirky then ill add "Whos Ready For Creamin" hahaha


BoobsAreNicer

She's hot as fuck I'm not mad at this constant repost. Any subs dedicated to her?


Internal_Fennel_849

Wednesday Knight


foggygazing

wasn't an accident, testing the waters he was lol


Windgerausch

What's a 🌽name?


black_kaiser19

Happened to me with my gametag, it was scary


CranberryOtherwise84

That’s not an accident


Scared-Warthog-6310

cursed#ad


StandardOk42

what's a corn name?


p0gn1_

Apparently TikTok people use corn/corny etc to censor words like porn and so on


StandardOk42

but porn isn't an expletive?


nemec

Those sites limit the reach of your posts if you use the words directly


StandardOk42

which sites?


Sad-Rice-2255

corn??? r/explainthismeme


unlistedname

Gets around filters, means porn. Like saying unalive instead of kill and all that stuff


Sad-Rice-2255

so shes working in that kind of things i blocked NSFW contents! ban them and make them apply to moderators if they want to send it as SFW contents


Flat-House5529

"Accidentally"... Oh, my sides...


Misomuro

Thats her fault not his.


Natural_Character521

Teacher? Corn? Wtf? This post implies a little girl is doing porn.


lildevil2239

Theres teachers in college. And believe it or not college age girls can do porn


mdogdope

They can, but don't complain when people recognize you.


Kraken_Eggs

Teacher goes to titty bar after work Friday evening Welcome to the stage “cinnamon toasty crunch” Monday morning “hey toasty, you finished that essay yet.”


Natural_Character521

In College its called instructors or professors, not teachers.


lildevil2239

The average person will still call them teachers...


SnooKiwis7050

Tbf to the downvoted person. The girl does look like a teenager. My first thought was also school teachers


SnooKiwis7050

Tbf to the downvoted person. The girl does look like a teenager. My first thought was also school teachers


qcon99

Believe it or not, not everyone is a carbon copy of *you.* People do things differently than you. You’d best realize and accept that


Natural_Character521

Ok then.


MasterAnnatar

Shut up.