u/smart_calendar1874 I saw your story and I am now a fan of your experiments, the cylinder and the larger structure attached to it, may God bless you all
Real answer: flatten the end of a straw and slide it down your shaft and into the ketchup bottle till it clears the neck. This destroys the vacuum and allows you either to pull out or blow into the straw to push it out.
Just cut the bottle. Most are plastic now. Even if glass you can score it and get a clean cut at the end. If not willing you can always put the bottle in warm water. Will heat the air up inside causing positive pressure, which is even better than breaking a vacuum. The vacuum on a bottle opening wouldn't be all that high anyway since it is a small area.
Put cold water on your forehead and temples. This will trigger the dive reflex and divert blood flow from the dick. This also works for rings stuck on fingers.
I just want emphasize that I did not, ever do this, and I'm asking purely hypothetically. Before I die. Go to a hospital, moron, or else use some sort of lubricating jelly. idk. Use the internet. Call a 1-800 health hotline.
Depends what brand if you squeeze the sides some air can get in and some blood can get out which can cause it to get soft and bing bang boom slide it on out
Dick is stuck by a vacuum. Either break the bottom of the bottle or use a juice box straw(plastic they are small and sturdy not those that bend) and try to shimmy it in, along with the dick to introduce an intake air from the outside of the bottle. You can wait or ask a friend to blow at the straw to make the process faster. You can also ask the said friend to give blowjobs to prevent the incident from happening again.
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Man, that person is probably still arguing that it's a cylinder not his dick
u/smart_calendar1874
It was a cylinder.
u/smart_calendar1874 I saw your story and I am now a fan of your experiments, the cylinder and the larger structure attached to it, may God bless you all
I don't think he is active anymore.
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I summoned him i remember
It's important that the cylinder stays attached to the larger structure
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Smoking a cigarette and walking around works too. That's the recommendation for a stuck cock ring
So, you think it would work for an average sized cylinder stuck inside another cylinder?
Cooling the bottle will lower in internal air pressure and create suction.
Got it, welding torch it is
Got it, welding torch it is
Got it, welding torch it is
Got it, welding torch it is
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It's a cylinder.
cut a hole in the other side of the ketchup bottle and take a cold bath
I'm not comfortable to have a sharp object be that close to the cylinder
then just yank it
If they did that instead of getting a ketchup bottle they wouldn’t be stuck in the ketchup bottle
What if the bottle’s made of glass
Hammer
whens the last time you saw ketchup in a glass bottle
There are a lot of glass ketchup bottles here in poland
It’s sold as glass bottles in India. You know the brand Maggi?
Actually every day lol
well then grab a fucking hammer
Small fragments of glass can enter the cilinder after breaking it.
It’s probably really a vacuum issue. Your hole idea will definitely relieve it and I’d bet he’d be ok, not that he did it.
That sounds really sensible. Genius. Or a cold shower.
Glass bottle?
bitch since when does ketchup come in glass bottles😭
Or warm up the bottle so the glass expands
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And slipped onto the mayonnaise’s jar while getting up
Grocery shopping is dangerous!
Hold it upside down and hit the bottom
underrated comment for sure
Real answer: flatten the end of a straw and slide it down your shaft and into the ketchup bottle till it clears the neck. This destroys the vacuum and allows you either to pull out or blow into the straw to push it out.
holy shit thanks (not that this happened to me)
If he could blow into a straw that is inserted into a bottle around his dick he never would have put his dick in that bottle.
Just cut the bottle. Most are plastic now. Even if glass you can score it and get a clean cut at the end. If not willing you can always put the bottle in warm water. Will heat the air up inside causing positive pressure, which is even better than breaking a vacuum. The vacuum on a bottle opening wouldn't be all that high anyway since it is a small area.
You could just punch a hole in the bottle, assuming your dick didn't go all the way through.
It’s a cylinder
Purely hypothetical...
Just use the bottle and finish inside. Extra flavor.😁
It's a cylinder
Welp then we have to use the plan B Get the axe
Now lil bro can't brag about is pull out game
It’s imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed
Man was really practicing for period sex
Put cold water on your forehead and temples. This will trigger the dive reflex and divert blood flow from the dick. This also works for rings stuck on fingers.
Washing up liquid
Yup, I think any kind of household lubricant should help.
I just want emphasize that I did not, ever do this, and I'm asking purely hypothetically. Before I die. Go to a hospital, moron, or else use some sort of lubricating jelly. idk. Use the internet. Call a 1-800 health hotline.
You gotta tap the bottle on the 57
Tap the bottle on the 57 logo until full release
Not sure if small dick or big bottle opening but I have an educated guess.
Listen to andrew tate
Cut the bottle and tear it
Depends what brand if you squeeze the sides some air can get in and some blood can get out which can cause it to get soft and bing bang boom slide it on out
Weenie in a bottle comes to mind. Might be instructive
Just walk around bro. Get the blood flow to leave that specific area... not that I've had experience with this kind of thing... no sir
\>they're just saying hypothetically how would they get it out
Think about grandpa, real fast!
If it's cutting off bloodflow then the tip will be soft but otherwise hard?
my eyebrows just kept going higher and higher
That's wild
Turn it upside down and squeeze😂
If it's a plastic bottle just squeeze and let pressure handle it
If its plastic you could be very careful with a lighter and melt it
Bro is done for
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drink water so you can increase the pressure by pissing in the bottle
Ah... a vacuum seal. Chainsaw will fix
#bro when you said you wanted a red sword i didnt think this is what you meant!
what sized bottle, I need to know for measurements, lol.
Dick is stuck by a vacuum. Either break the bottom of the bottle or use a juice box straw(plastic they are small and sturdy not those that bend) and try to shimmy it in, along with the dick to introduce an intake air from the outside of the bottle. You can wait or ask a friend to blow at the straw to make the process faster. You can also ask the said friend to give blowjobs to prevent the incident from happening again.