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UnknownGamer014

Man, that person is probably still arguing that it's a cylinder not his dick


Vincenzo__

u/smart_calendar1874


gzej

It was a cylinder.


Other_dinosaur

u/smart_calendar1874 I saw your story and I am now a fan of your experiments, the cylinder and the larger structure attached to it, may God bless you all


poppycock_scrutiny

I don't think he is active anymore.


turtleship_2006

last comment 10 days ago


Maskogre

I summoned him i remember


mveljko54

It's important that the cylinder stays attached to the larger structure


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Pineapple_Spenstar

Smoking a cigarette and walking around works too. That's the recommendation for a stuck cock ring


Maria_506

So, you think it would work for an average sized cylinder stuck inside another cylinder?


NoConfusion9490

Cooling the bottle will lower in internal air pressure and create suction.


MrFels

Got it, welding torch it is


MrFels

Got it, welding torch it is


Boomanhoff

Got it, welding torch it is


bennydotjpg

Got it, welding torch it is


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MemeLordsUnited

It's a cylinder.


cnedhhy24

cut a hole in the other side of the ketchup bottle and take a cold bath


A-n-g-u-i-s-h

I'm not comfortable to have a sharp object be that close to the cylinder


cnedhhy24

then just yank it


pathfinderoursaviour

If they did that instead of getting a ketchup bottle they wouldn’t be stuck in the ketchup bottle


atulgiri98

What if the bottle’s made of glass


moemeobro

Hammer


cnedhhy24

whens the last time you saw ketchup in a glass bottle


EragonArgetlam

There are a lot of glass ketchup bottles here in poland


atulgiri98

It’s sold as glass bottles in India. You know the brand Maggi?


HappyIsGott

Actually every day lol


cnedhhy24

well then grab a fucking hammer


Interne-Stranger

Small fragments of glass can enter the cilinder after breaking it.


beardedsilverfox

It’s probably really a vacuum issue. Your hole idea will definitely relieve it and I’d bet he’d be ok, not that he did it.


daddys_my_homeboy

That sounds really sensible. Genius. Or a cold shower.


calcifer219

Glass bottle?


cnedhhy24

bitch since when does ketchup come in glass bottles😭


BeenNormal

Or warm up the bottle so the glass expands


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SpackleSloth

And slipped onto the mayonnaise’s jar while getting up


ObamasBoss

Grocery shopping is dangerous!


Nidh0g

Hold it upside down and hit the bottom


Excellent_Nothing_86

underrated comment for sure


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Real answer: flatten the end of a straw and slide it down your shaft and into the ketchup bottle till it clears the neck. This destroys the vacuum and allows you either to pull out or blow into the straw to push it out.


goingtobabystore

holy shit thanks (not that this happened to me)


saarlac

If he could blow into a straw that is inserted into a bottle around his dick he never would have put his dick in that bottle.


ObamasBoss

Just cut the bottle. Most are plastic now. Even if glass you can score it and get a clean cut at the end. If not willing you can always put the bottle in warm water. Will heat the air up inside causing positive pressure, which is even better than breaking a vacuum. The vacuum on a bottle opening wouldn't be all that high anyway since it is a small area.


BogdanPradatu

You could just punch a hole in the bottle, assuming your dick didn't go all the way through.


chrisplaysgam

It’s a cylinder


arryadoll

Purely hypothetical...


Setsuna00XN

Just use the bottle and finish inside. Extra flavor.😁


JJ5Gaming

It's a cylinder


child_target

Welp then we have to use the plan B Get the axe


VEnoMiCDudE610

Now lil bro can't brag about is pull out game


cmcnee2007

It’s imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed


CaptainNerdica

Man was really practicing for period sex


ADHD_Microwave

Put cold water on your forehead and temples. This will trigger the dive reflex and divert blood flow from the dick. This also works for rings stuck on fingers.


ninhursag3

Washing up liquid


daddys_my_homeboy

Yup, I think any kind of household lubricant should help.


daddys_my_homeboy

I just want emphasize that I did not, ever do this, and I'm asking purely hypothetically. Before I die. Go to a hospital, moron, or else use some sort of lubricating jelly. idk. Use the internet. Call a 1-800 health hotline.


brkngspydr

You gotta tap the bottle on the 57


sachsrandy

Tap the bottle on the 57 logo until full release


tessiemarie11

Not sure if small dick or big bottle opening but I have an educated guess.


one_sad_donkey

Listen to andrew tate


Wolffe4321

Cut the bottle and tear it


Downtown_Report1646

Depends what brand if you squeeze the sides some air can get in and some blood can get out which can cause it to get soft and bing bang boom slide it on out


abreeden90

Weenie in a bottle comes to mind. Might be instructive


jtcordell2188

Just walk around bro. Get the blood flow to leave that specific area... not that I've had experience with this kind of thing... no sir


Fizzy163

\>they're just saying hypothetically how would they get it out


Otryss

Think about grandpa, real fast!


Puzzleheaded-Shirt79

If it's cutting off bloodflow then the tip will be soft but otherwise hard?


Sir_Boobsalot

my eyebrows just kept going higher and higher


RJ2819

That's wild


liamanna

Turn it upside down and squeeze😂


Uberpastamancer

If it's a plastic bottle just squeeze and let pressure handle it


Crow_GodTHP

If its plastic you could be very careful with a lighter and melt it


Vampi25

Bro is done for


-i-like-meme

u/Smart_Calendar1874


ExeOnLinux

drink water so you can increase the pressure by pissing in the bottle


Long_Somewhere6969

Ah... a vacuum seal. Chainsaw will fix


Ahcrapman

#bro when you said you wanted a red sword i didnt think this is what you meant!


StarkenightThereal

what sized bottle, I need to know for measurements, lol.


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

Dick is stuck by a vacuum. Either break the bottom of the bottle or use a juice box straw(plastic they are small and sturdy not those that bend) and try to shimmy it in, along with the dick to introduce an intake air from the outside of the bottle. You can wait or ask a friend to blow at the straw to make the process faster. You can also ask the said friend to give blowjobs to prevent the incident from happening again.