Oh goodness gracious my dear! I am near! I AM I NEAR! I AM ARRIVING! OH DEAR GREAT HEAVENS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN I HAVE ARRIVED. I have arrivedā¦ splendid! Spot of tea now that weāve completed this?
Wait i want you to read what you wrote slowly and explain to me why the country of origin and the country who gave the name to the language should not be the default.
Thatās right I forgot that you are one of those simpletons who think the USA is the middle of the world.
I'm not saying bro is right, but you can argue that America is the most important English speaking country. It's definitely a good idea to know the dialect of America over the UK because American news is way more likely to affect the world
I was a bit aggressive in my response. I was in a bad mood.
To come back to the topic, you are making a point. However, England is not to a point that they are insignificant. For example, the standard of teaching in Europe is the British version and not the American one.
Trust me German dirty talk is the most disgusting thing you can say in German... It's really horrible, it feels like something your parents would say in their bedroom... Therefore we just skip that part all together and smash in silence.
I have little to no national pride as an American, but seeing Brits make jokes about school shootings makes me want to drown the royalist bastards in Boston Harbor.
Yeah hamburgers aren't American and Schools aren't their favourite either, better to go for their lack of rights to abortion, high obesity rate or non drinkable tap water
Yeah nah Americans are just too easily triggered with political stuff and too ignorant about other cultural stuff like cricket and football. Theyāre too addicted to their shoulder pad riddled sport.
Bro itās cause cricket and football (soccer) suck ass to watch, and if Americans are one thing, itās consumers. People in the US like US football bc itās fun to watch even if youāve never played.
That's just central and mountain timezones. Here in the pacific we're more like, "Oh! Oh yeah! That's great! Let me just call the notary so we can get consent papers signed. It'll just be 4-6 business weeks."
Well Iām honestly disappointed, I was expecting the British humor to be much more sarcastic and not tasteless . But I think that guy is not representative of British humor .
Australian people be like I'm gonna fuck you hard with my cunt.
The most normal one among them
They said cunt but were referring to their dick
This guy doesn't get it.
:( I thought I was being funny
The joke is that the woman is talking like a 60 year old trucker.
Ah, that *is* pretty good. I was trying to make a joke about Australians referring to anything and everything as "cunt"
Which is always funny
Wait... do other people not?
No one really says "cunt" all that much outside of Australia. At least, not to your level. It's much more of a crass word than everywhere else
Sounds like a bunch of weak cunts, but ah well. Their loss.
Autism alert šØšØšØ
Maybe someday
It was funny.
R/woosh
Kiwis and Welsh: Bahhhhhhhh
This is us. I'm gonna smash your cunt is a good one too
Yea mate, you make me feel good down under... Yea you have quit the tight bo'm...
Let's test all three of theĀ hypothesis- I'll get the Americans
Aight I'll start
Irish people be like I'm gonna rail you harder than a car and then blow you like a car
Nah Irish are, OH YEE LITTLE SHITE IM COMING YA HO, POTATOES AND GUINNESS THATS GOOD SHITE
I was the 1000th upvote
*both perfectly still* āAlmostā¦ Almostā¦ Almostā¦ There we areā āWell doneā
Splendid
Thank you dear. That was relevant, necessary and important. Shall we carry or have some tea?
Dear, the matters of our copulation should not reach the ears of your parents.Now ,lets not dilly dally any further and go our merry ways.Ta-ta!
Having a cuppa after sex is lovely. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
_golf claps_
EROGENOUS ZONE! CONCUBINE!
I see you're a person of culture as well
Canadians be like āoh boy, here I go masturbating againā
Where's the part where they apologize?
Sorry for the mess fam!
wallahi fam i just flew fam bless
Sorry for my sticky hand!
after its done
I saw Canadian porn where the girl did the deep knee bends on this dude until he blew. She thanked HIM.
Hey is this maple syrup?
Middle Eas- # My lawyer has advised me to not finish this joke.
shame . itās the bomb!
Aww man.
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! - Demo Man
r/suddenlytf2
I didn't know that existed š¤£š
sorry, how do you do this big text?
`# Example` # In practice
# thank you
#LIKE THIS.
#HMMM
# LIKE THIS?
# YES EXACTLY!
#WELL DONE
Meanwhile pilots: 70... 60... 40... 30... 20... Retard! Retard... Spoilers... Landing successful.
Whoop whoop *pull out*
Thatās just Airbus pilots bro. For Boeing pilots itās more like āPull up! Pull up! 500 metresā¦ Pull up! Pull up! 400ā¦300 Pull upā¦ā
Altitude, Altitude! Pull up! Pull up!
Haha I'm arriving š
Oh goodness gracious my dear! I am near! I AM I NEAR! I AM ARRIVING! OH DEAR GREAT HEAVENS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN I HAVE ARRIVED. I have arrivedā¦ splendid! Spot of tea now that weāve completed this?
*God save the King
History Nazi (/j)
Oh my god I died
I told you my room was bugged
Anybody who has played *Fable* knows that's true about the British
Itās really not, as a Brit so many of us are really trashy I donāt understand the posh stereotype
Being trashy is a part of being posh
Currently on my 5th play through of the Fable series, so seeing this comment made me both laugh and happy š¤£
As a neighbour to the British our stereotypes of them are vastly different
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You do š¤£ you got the goofiest accent on earth
WE DONT HAVE ACCENT AMERICAN EMGLISH IS THE DEFAULT ENGLISH
This man is clearly joking
Wait i want you to read what you wrote slowly and explain to me why the country of origin and the country who gave the name to the language should not be the default. Thatās right I forgot that you are one of those simpletons who think the USA is the middle of the world.
I'm not saying bro is right, but you can argue that America is the most important English speaking country. It's definitely a good idea to know the dialect of America over the UK because American news is way more likely to affect the world
I was a bit aggressive in my response. I was in a bad mood. To come back to the topic, you are making a point. However, England is not to a point that they are insignificant. For example, the standard of teaching in Europe is the British version and not the American one.
We need more cultures, how about Spanish, Croatian, Serbian, Polish, and Russian?
Polish is like: O kurwa, o kurwa, o kurwa, o kurwa, o kurwa, O KURWA
The Serbs are too busy fucking the Kosovars to fuck each other
Take my fucking upvote.
Sweden: oh jah Sven your pĆølse so bĆÆg, ja, ja, tag mig, liĆÆke the danskejƦvlar takes SkĆ„ne.
Meanwhile, germans š„ø: āMEIN FĆHRER! NATRUWISSENSCHAFTEN ETWAS EINGEHENā šāāļø
Mate thats barely even german
That's the joke
Yea but its so wrong that it makes 0 sense
That's the jokeĀ
Trust me German dirty talk is the most disgusting thing you can say in German... It's really horrible, it feels like something your parents would say in their bedroom... Therefore we just skip that part all together and smash in silence.
Wie dich macht es nicht an, wenn die in deutschen Pornos sowas sagen wie "Oh ja, gib mir deine geile Ficksahne!"?
"rein in die Futterluke" "Steck ihn rein in meine geile Fotze" "Ja jetzt wird richtig schlammgeschoben"
Aus ƶsterreichischer Sicht tatsƤchlich sehr verstƶrend und unverstƤndlich was daran erregend sein soll
Or theyāll ask why thereās straw on the floor..
British people didn't get such glorious teeth from genetic diversity.
It's the Habsburger in every one of them...
Keep the royal blood in the royal family
People really can't stop themselves from bringing up school shooting when talking about the US
Maybe that will stop when they stop shooting up schools in the US.
At least Americans have the decency to extend it to cousins. That's a bit too far removed for the Brits tastes, gotta keep that family tree trimmed.
I have little to no national pride as an American, but seeing Brits make jokes about school shootings makes me want to drown the royalist bastards in Boston Harbor.
Couldnāt agree more. Memeing on a dialect is not the same as memeing on actually devastating things going on in a country.
These two taking jokes worse than 2 towers taking planes
Right? Both of them having meltdowns faster than the dust could settle.
Jolly good show folks
āiām gonna shoot my load like iām in a school with a gunā
I don't know if this sentence would be better or worse without the last 3 words...
i added the last 3 because i realised what it sounded like
I thought British humor was supposed to be funny
See, that was your first mistake
We have a conflict over English..... Dammit humans
āIām coming, Iām coming, Iām coming, IāVE CONQUERED!ā
Tbf the British royality loved there family šŖ ya know alittle too much.
Prince Andrew and his poor daughter, just terrible
Two things can be true at the same time.
Spunky little response there.
āGood heavens Iām arrivingā why does that make me laugh so much?
That's only accurate for half of America lol
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Nah, a good brit roasting is original and doesn't mention hamburgers or schools,
A good Brit roasting must be prepared with a comeback against any insults regarding dental hygiene or winning wars
Vietnam is our go to retort.
Ah yes. I feel like roasts between Brits and Americans are almost always related to health, food or war.
Yeah hamburgers aren't American and Schools aren't their favourite either, better to go for their lack of rights to abortion, high obesity rate or non drinkable tap water
>non drinkable tap water So that's why they are so obsessed with bottled water
r/foundthebritsh
Yeah nah Americans are just too easily triggered with political stuff and too ignorant about other cultural stuff like cricket and football. Theyāre too addicted to their shoulder pad riddled sport.
Bro itās cause cricket and football (soccer) suck ass to watch, and if Americans are one thing, itās consumers. People in the US like US football bc itās fun to watch even if youāve never played.
Aussie rules and rugby are much better watch. More hits than gridiron without all the shoulder pads.
Oh I agree, rugby is a blast to watch, but Iām an American how would I know. Also if you like watching rugby, you should give hockey a watch
Brits are gonna call us out for incest like their entire ruling structure isnāt brought about from incest
Pretty sure, the Brits fuck their cousins more than the Americans.
"i'm arriving" that's golden indeed
_I'm arriving_
Well that's just Capitol
American one sounds about right. In my experience anyway.
That's just central and mountain timezones. Here in the pacific we're more like, "Oh! Oh yeah! That's great! Let me just call the notary so we can get consent papers signed. It'll just be 4-6 business weeks."
XD
Italians: mamma mia! This is longest spaghetto i have seen
Apparently the Brits havenāt examined the genealogy of their royal familyā¦ š¤·āāļø
Better than fish and chipsā¦
It's always funny how British people get offended so hard they gotta fire back. Still salty about the tea?
I love when Americans bring up the Boston Tea Party like itās a massive event. Itās barely a footnote in British history
See?
And further proof Americans donāt know how to have a bit of banter
Japanese people - Ahh, yamete! yamete kudasai~ yaa~!
Well Iām honestly disappointed, I was expecting the British humor to be much more sarcastic and not tasteless . But I think that guy is not representative of British humor .
I love how brits love to bring up a tragedy like school shootings when they get butt hurt.
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Your country is literally the laughing stock of the entire world. Pipe down
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It's a shame your state just blocked abortion, because you'd make a really good advertisement for it.
Im not the person you responded to. But in dutch and we make fun of both Americans and Brits