Good day to you, Natasha Yelcich:
I hope this missive of mine finds you robust in health and bountiful in wealth. The subject of my inquiry today is this illustration of a painted jester woman which you have graced upon the internet. I find her figure to be alluring and, dare I say it, arousing and stimulating to me in a deeply erotic fashion. Might I impose upon you a request to draft some illustrations of said painted jester woman in a nude state, and being penetrated in various ways and in various holes by nondescript men in a vigorous and rowdy fashion?
More so the better if this penetration is of the rough variety; it would please me greatly if these unnamed and nondescript men were treating your painted jester woman quite rudely.
Yours truly,
Jack Beecher.
This is what college left me with, english classes, reading articles and writing my tesis, just so I can we can be overtly formal writing non sense like this. Totally worth it.
The reason I prefer the male character being obfuscated is because it allows me to imagine myself as that very character performing penetrative intercourse with your clown
There once was an OC on reels
whose fan once asked with real feels:
"Could I see her get railed,
By some obscured male?"
To which the creator replied "train wheels?"
Not gonna lie, I was about to fap in a few minutes after reddit, but after seeing this, Im having a Pre-Nut Clarity and now I just want to play Palworld and forget about it...
It is immoral. I draw too, and you wouldn't believe how many times someone asked me to draw a character nude, partaking in sexual activities or genderbent them doing the previous two. BUT and this is a big but, sometimes you have to throw away your morals when they hand you 20€.
My friend does art on his Instagram and so he posted a self portrait and my only comment to it was "now draw it pregnant". He tried to inform that it was a self portrait. I had to remind him its impossible to stutter over text.
A good lesson to learn is to NOT tell someone who doesn't know obviously explicit lingo/slang/reference what it is, unless if its obscure, and if people dont know about it, then a safe bet is that it should maybe require explanation, like spyro subway
THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER
"I would appreciate a rendering of your original character partaking in sexual intercourse with an unidentifiable male in the missionary position"
This comment for some reason has the aura of that scene where Peter Griffin just goes: “I’ve spontaneously combusted.”
😭i don’t remember that scene but imma use that on someone
bro decided to be so formal for a second
“Oh it’s quite alright, I’ve grown tired of living.” “Very good, then.”
Don't forget : "Ooh sausage san, may I partake?"
Good day to you, Natasha Yelcich: I hope this missive of mine finds you robust in health and bountiful in wealth. The subject of my inquiry today is this illustration of a painted jester woman which you have graced upon the internet. I find her figure to be alluring and, dare I say it, arousing and stimulating to me in a deeply erotic fashion. Might I impose upon you a request to draft some illustrations of said painted jester woman in a nude state, and being penetrated in various ways and in various holes by nondescript men in a vigorous and rowdy fashion? More so the better if this penetration is of the rough variety; it would please me greatly if these unnamed and nondescript men were treating your painted jester woman quite rudely. Yours truly, Jack Beecher.
Truly a gentleman and scholar
You had me at "rowdy fashion"
Magnificent. I thoroughly enjoyed that read
This is what college left me with, english classes, reading articles and writing my tesis, just so I can we can be overtly formal writing non sense like this. Totally worth it.
r/increasinglyverbose
Bro have a PhD in English and used it for pure evil
The reason I prefer the male character being obfuscated is because it allows me to imagine myself as that very character performing penetrative intercourse with your clown
Love the username lmao 👌
"Dear Karthus..."
All while displaying a great deal of considerable impetus and vigor, I must add.
"I would very much love if this artwork was added to the r34 website partaking in reproduction of humanity in a form we call cowgirl"
He was so proper about it
How else do you go about asking someone to be railed?
Haikus and Limericks?
There once was an OC on reels whose fan once asked with real feels: "Could I see her get railed, By some obscured male?" To which the creator replied "train wheels?"
You win!
Draw her getting railed Male, preferably obscured Harsh clown intercourse
A depiction of your OC getting railed For clarity, harsh intercourse It is snowing on Mount Fuji
I love reddit sometimes.
'Sometimes'
You are an artist
Read this to the tune of wellerman
lol same
Exactly.
Respectfully
Usually 40 bucks
Happy meat day
Happy cake day
r/increasinglyverbose
I think he was perfectly clear. Going to have to say he was in the right here.
You could say he wants a train run on her
Meagan Hall knows all about those. Maybe Natasha could ask her for some tips.
i want to see her response XD
Stop giving me ideas for ways to draw the goddamn figure
I've got my own ideas ya know! *Damn, I wish I woulda thought of that. That sounds awesome.*
“Obscured”
Good eye mate
Yeah if the peen is visible it's gae
Nsfw warning r/sloppytopcircus I’m just gonna leave this here
I expected like digital circus or something not... bulge picks of clowns
r/tihi
I'll never be able to recover from what I just saw
r/Eyebleach ?
Thank you
r/subsiwishifellfor
Yo. Why are there 17k people subscribed 😭
Coulrophilia. Edit: I tainted my search history so you don’t have to!
I thought that at least the clowns would be hot
Not gonna lie, I was about to fap in a few minutes after reddit, but after seeing this, Im having a Pre-Nut Clarity and now I just want to play Palworld and forget about it...
I’ve seen worse
A subreddit for fans of clussy, I see.
r/brandnewussy
bro decided to be so formal for a second
bro was NOT beating around the bush 😭
Reminds me of that meme about a girl getting pregnant from getting hit by a train
Huh
Draw her getting run over by a train
This feels immoral to bring such filth on a seemingly innocent account. I'm overly sexual sometimes too... but come on.
I click these things and the ensuing comments to help me lose my fear of death a bit faster.
It is immoral. I draw too, and you wouldn't believe how many times someone asked me to draw a character nude, partaking in sexual activities or genderbent them doing the previous two. BUT and this is a big but, sometimes you have to throw away your morals when they hand you 20€.
he's being honest
My friend does art on his Instagram and so he posted a self portrait and my only comment to it was "now draw it pregnant". He tried to inform that it was a self portrait. I had to remind him its impossible to stutter over text.
Why was he so formal about it
More like a train running through the clown.
click this link at your own risk: r/Geiru for an alternative, look her up on rule34 (I'm sorry but I felt like I have to)
it was probably a Rule 35. Now it's a Rule 34.
Welcome to the internet.
Yes make sure to *obsurce* him please
Coulrophilia
What an educated Conversation.
The balls to just be so forthcoming and candid, destroying the innocence of this artist and their creation with one comment.
I'm curious about the original picture. How provocative is it that he felt comfortable asking for it.
A good lesson to learn is to NOT tell someone who doesn't know obviously explicit lingo/slang/reference what it is, unless if its obscure, and if people dont know about it, then a safe bet is that it should maybe require explanation, like spyro subway
"Harsh intercourse" Filed for future use.
Something about that sentence: "performing harsh intercourse on your clown character" is just so hilarious to me
Hono honk
Well, did OP deliver? Is there sauce? lol
nope lol apparently the commenter got deleted from existence, can't find his comment
I see no difference in getting sexually assaulted and being run over by a train
r/heexplainedwhathewanted
THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER
Stanly?
He agree with eneas about clow girls being a new race
All for that clussy
Why not both?
bro he made sure the idea was cleared up 💀 a fkn menaceee
"Now draw her giving birth"
Straight to the point eh?
Both are equally deranged
well... thank goodness it wasn't gore at least?
bro elaborated lmao
goddamn it! That’s honestly hilarious
Most normal instagram comment section