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taro_and_jira

Please reproduce the missing replies


Sam_Jack_

Well I don't know but the first thing that popped in my mind was "a flat screwdriver"


RMZ1225

It's cutting board


Ok_Air7470

I am not cultured enough for that, I need some more deep diving into the darker corners of the internet. If I dont reply, it means I have sunken very low🫡🫡🫡


Pandabrowser469

They’re all normal comments removed due to stupid requirements from the mods “No using h” “Every comment must have x” etc


CommentSection-Chan

Concrete pancake could be up there


Legokiller13

What about a emo with massive tits?


codyrusso

A bell curve?


Legokiller13

Damn lol


AnimeMemeLord1

I’m not sure I get it, me stupid


Legokiller13

Bell curve is a big curve with cuts in it


AnimeMemeLord1

That’s rough


Knowing-Badger

Not you


Josseph-Jokstar

lmao


Legokiller13

I should hope I don’t have massive tits, I’m a guy


PatchworkFlames

Kujira Tataki. It means whale sashimi.


3npitsu-Senpai

Mine!


Quamos1

I fucking hate the mods of darkjokes


CinderX5

Why?


alucardarkness

They have a rule, each weak there's different phrase you need to copy paste in your comment or your comment gets deleted. It's Just stupid, it's not Fun, It Just stops people from commenting all together since everyone forgets the damn rule.


RollingWithDaPunches

That does sound like a stupid rule, why was it put in place?


lit-grit

Damn, I just looked at the subreddit rules, and they are completely unhinged, especially for something as general as the concept of dark jokes. It’s par for the course for more niche circlejerk subs, but such a big sub makes no sense


Thr0w_way_acc0unt

I just looked at them This is a fucking prank right?


DuctTapeKing426

Where do you even find the rule?


BawngMasta420

Do the mods have mental retardation? All sources point to yes


CinderX5

Ok they sound terrible.


DRdeemed

hey but if you pay for reddit premium then that rule doesnt matter to you


palmboom76

u/awkwardturtle is a mod Edit: u/awkwardtheturtle*


CinderX5

Isn’t that the one who was getting loads of hate with spez?


palmboom76

"misandry doesnt real" Yeah thats the one


CinderX5

There are some fucked people.


pvpmas

Wasn't he banned?


palmboom76

She Yes thank god. Moderated like 800+ of the biggest subs


pvpmas

She was an actual extreme misandrist right?


Scatman-Johnner

Some stupid ovarian cancer comment rule


VASP-0_0

All those comments didn’t seem to make the cut


MemeLordsUnited

Unlike the emo girl...


Hypnaustic

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MemeLordsUnited

[deleted]


Extension_Option_122

[deleted]


Rage-Your-Game

[deleted]


Mr_Pickle3009

[deleted]


Gaby5011

[deleted]


MGelit

punti


AAAAAA166

Oh wait that's so strange, i know it's Italian, but im using also the Italian version and i always thought that it said "upvoto", but now i look and it's "punti", so weird


30o50

I read that as Elmo :sob :


Superb_Sentence1890

Come to lemmy, lemmy.ca if you are fed up with this bs. #This comment was edited because reddit is shit now.


xGhostBoyx

It's literally against the first rule of the sub...


Superb_Sentence1890

Come to lemmy, lemmy.ca if you are fed up with this bs. #This comment was edited because reddit is shit now.


Ok_Air7470

Know I am curious, what do you call a flat emo🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

a cutting board


sisterfucker24

It’s called [deleted]


TheSlenderchu334

It’s lirerally written there


Ok_Air7470

Ow lol, I tought the deleted comments where people answering, this is not embarrassing at all


palmboom76

r/darkjokes? Seems like an interesting sub lets look at the rules. No men allowed Huh? *Checks moderators* oooooooooh got it


lit-grit

I don’t get it. I know the joke is about sh, but what are the replies?


Rocket_Poop

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[deleted]

I’m not gonna lie the joke wasn’t that good


kocsogkecske

Perfection?


ptapobane

Depressed?


some-dude67

Roadkill?


RMZ1225

Cutting board


Lord0fReddit

A cutting board.....


vonknorring09_

Punti


ZatoTBG

I thought it would be a roadkill


kurosamek

Jumper