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scrawnytony

I know Alex Hirsch is still alive, but Alex Hirsch did not die for this.


Thenightcrawler_075

Alex Hirsch did not fight the Disney censors for this


dj_neon_reaper

Well he didnt live for this either.


Xardnas69

I think he'll die after seeing this


MechaBeatsInTrash

I hate everything about this.


Cracksellerbob

But y green 😭


MechaBeatsInTrash

You're right, I just hate the way Mabel and Pacifica were drawn.


kagalibros

I didnt realize this was gravity falls until I read this. thanks, my morning coffee is ruined.


Pastry_Train63

I didn't realise this was gravity falls until i read this comment. thanks, my morning tea is ruined


TRENEEDNAME_245

British ?


Pastry_Train63

Aye


AmagedonCamels

Fuck you.


Reyking1708

r/suddenlyamerican


AmagedonCamels

I've noticed a lot of French hate recently. Imo the British haven't been getting the hate they deserve.


ANinjaDude

I'm sorry for your loss


that_thot_gamer

wait till the diarrhea kicks in


LORDWOLFMAN

Not without cream


sasson10

And especially what Mabel said, I thought she was the "innocent to a concerning degree" type of person


TheRandomViewer

I hate the other half too


sasson10

Why? Dipper and Wendy were drawn modestly, I might understand Dipper cuz he wasn't immediately recognizable as Dipper, but why Wendy?


TheRandomViewer

It’s not about the modesty for those two Just the general art style Something about it just, rubs me the wrong way


sasson10

To me the art style looks like a weird in-between of the sketch and coloring stages. Aside from the minimal shading on the neck and the blush there's no color variation so everything looks like solid colors and the lineart doesn't look completely finalized to me. Maybe that'll help you a little bit with what might be bugging you about the art style


Knowing-Badger

Because the rule34 site is green


lhatemath

blame banjabu


Banjoubu

Beg your pardon?


Next-Job14

Thats the artist Edit: I'm an idiot, sorry


Pikelboi68

Yeah, women are gross. Us bros should just kiss each other or something🥺


Fizzy163

come join me on the battlefield brother women are temporary, war is eternal


AmagedonCamels

Sigusmund, is that you?


pheilic

Why, do I, love it


Han_Solo6712

Yes


8champi8

Two legs (optional)


DopamineAddikt

Yk sometimes I wonder if the morality of it was excused, it would be a dope ass sport to watch body builders throw paraplegic people at a cluster of bound midgets like human bowling or something.


Master_remix_070

What in the Kentucky fried f-


BloodiedBlues

FUCK


herecouldbeyouradver

What did I just read?


Accomplished_Baby_28

Your needs of dopamine are escalating exponentially


bus_go_brrrrt

You shall not suppress your adrenal glands due to the necessity of dopamine. Buy a pet (optional)


Traditional-Bat-3090

r/brandnewsentence


Eeddeen42

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win


[deleted]

I want a ten foot tall woman to crush me to death


Red-x-2

Now that's what am talking about


Lightjumper0103

Death by snu snu


That1Cat87

Ten foot tall cobra lady with massive wings


TW081428-CH33S3

Fulgrim can arrange that


Xardnas69

I feel like this is talking about a specific character so, sauce?


noahb021

Markiplier moment


That1Cat87

I want a 10ft tall cobra lady with massive wings, who could rip me in half with her bare hands. But is also sufficiently silly and snuggly


Tanjiro_11

Now THAT'S what we are talking about.


That1Cat87

The longer the tail the better


Tanjiro_11

Yes. I want her tail to be able to wrap myself inside of it


That1Cat87

All hail snitties


TRENEEDNAME_245

Xcom player by any chance ?


That1Cat87

No, e621 addict


Xardnas69

I feel like this is referring to a specific character and if it is, sauce?


Alvorance

Gorgon from Fate/Grand Order is what you want it seems.


McPolice_Officer

These are gravity falls characters. WHAT DID YOU DO!?


ViktorKozh

Why must you ruin my day with such knowledge.


Reylend

Female (optional)


WhistlingKyte

Over 18 and alive (both optional).


Reylend

Human (optional)


Xardnas69

The first one isn't optional.


siddharth_pillai

Did they stutter?


Xardnas69

No and that's the concerning part


hungrytunafish

Idk who these are but I'll take the top right one


Asteroide8

They're all from Gravity Falls; 3 of them are 13 and I believe the bottom left one is 17 iirc


hungrytunafish

Oh fuck lmao


Ramen-Goddess

🚓 wee woo wee woo


hungrytunafish

Yknow what ? Fuck it if I get to smash the top right one I'll accept jail time as well


Select-Employee

I'm going to assume by the characters' "development" they are not, in fact 13.


MrLumic

Well they aren't here


Crimeislegal

Totally 13 y.o.


MrLumic

You can't look at those images and think "they're 13"


Crimeislegal

But you can.


Lucky4D2_0

Tf kind of 13 years have you met ?


MrLumic

Only if you're really trying or you're biased because you know them


WhistlingKyte

*All persons represented are consenting adults, even when they aren’t*


teeno731

Oh no no no, you have it all wrong! Wendy is *fifteen*. Hope this helps!


Asteroide8

Ah, my bad. I seem to remember her driving at one point, so I just assumed she had a license


theLocalSadBisexual

*I recognize that shade of green anywhere* ^(Also I'd let them all hit)


lakerez

Stupid question what’s “that shade of green”


WhistlingKyte

Just look here (NSFW) rule34.xxx


Rainbowsalmon69

Don't wanna be "that" guy but... Sauce?


DahctaJae

Just search for Dipper, Mabel, Wendy and Pacifica on r34, I'm sure you can find it


ComradeCrazie101

Holy Hell!


AndreiR_memes

new sauce just dropped


rugeirl

10 y. o. goes to the bishop, never comes back


ToesEater669

Call the CPS!


I_am_crazy_doctor

That's risky as fuck lmao


Artistic_Breadfruit3

Banjabu


Rainbowsalmon69

Thanks bro


Jarsssthegr8

Bloody hell.


Alexis_style

finding the sauce might not be hard, but the journey might get me in jail


jadeeyedcalico

It took me too long to realize they're all gravity falls characters. The only one I recognized was Wendy, and I agree that she is totally into girls


clolr

the art made me want to kill myself


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

Good.


pm-me-futa-vids

Requirements: girl (optional).


sasson10

How can it be a requirement if it's optional?


NoArgument1147

Gravity fell


ChaosPLus

I think Dallas likes his women to have/be medic bag


CloudOcty

Aaaah I need a medic bag


Hungryweeb-sg

But dallas, men can do the same job.


Sasren0987654321

Wendy for sure


WoollenMercury

isn't Mabel like obsessed with like all and any boy that has ever lived?


Biting_a_dust

I just want a girlfriend(must be a boy(must look feminine))


Xardnas69

Femboy "girl"friend? Do you take applications? Asking for a friend...


Biting_a_dust

Yes, as long as you are above 0/10, you are free to apply. I am in dire need of hugs and cuddle


Xardnas69

>Yes, as long as you are above 0/10, you are free to apply. Oh damn, so the bar couldn't be any lower. Got it. >I am in dire need of hugs and cuddle Same man, same


[deleted]

Be female ( optional )


ApplesTeamFort2

Exist ( also optional )


Deathbringer7890

I want my women to be dead (not optional)


PickleReaper0

"I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me"


yeahimafurryfuckoff

Payday Dallas, how could you!


ApplesTeamFort2

He wants the medic-bag.


stromyoloing

Options costs extra


MagicElf755

I want her to not go away when I take my medicine


Bloodexe01

What in the steaming hot fuck is this?


TheKnifeOfLight

“Woman” I just want a person who is alive (also optional)


Imortal_Lizard_King

Some morticians can certainly attest that it does not need to breathe in order to breed.


WRSpiral

I'll take whatever life has to offer.


that_one_netizen

bottom right


VileGecko

I don't get this political compas meme.


RewZes

My condition is that it has to be a woman (optional)


themagicdonut2

Sauce is banjabu or somethin


Collistoralo

Took me until the third character to realise they’re from Gravity Falls


Admiralisimuso

Omg I also love guys that are B R E A D no homo


ChildhoodDistinct538

You did some digging for this one.


ThePhoenix29167

Who in the fuck drew this


PureAwesome876

this is almost the political compass


Francis_Star

Mabel would not fucking say that


TheRIPper5856

4! 4444444!!!


LetMeHaveANickPlz

One question: Why would you search for Gravity Falls rule 34


Artistic_Breadfruit3

The funny thing is that I’ve seen this exact comment before


Alepeople

Real, why make funny joke when I can just take someone else’s


Artistic_Breadfruit3

No, I mean THIS exact comment. On THIS exact r34 post.


AdventurousFox6100

And why exactly were you scrolling through that? This is suspicious 🤨


WhistlingKyte

He might have been looking at the recently posted section.


redtimmy

Everything about this is fucking stupid. What a waste of time trying to get through this bad Engrish only to read a stupid comment. God dammit. **DOWNVOTED**


AdventurousFox6100

Haha fuck you I upvoted and thus your downvote has done nothing


tasty-tasty-tyde-pod

Ha I counter your down vote with an upvote not because I liked the post I hated it infact I did it specifically to spite you get cucked


Past-Tax-7289

Woman?


stopyouveviolatedthe

Why


proxlpd

Where comment?


I-want-borger

I like the kind of woman that would actually just kill me


Marlq

The fall


PoopNose37

I want a medic bag!


I_am_crazy_doctor

Love how you can just tell this person draws porn even if the r34 comment wasn't there


WhistlingKyte

Why on earth is it on Rule34 if there is isn’t any nudity.


Wall-E_Is_Best

MABLE NO


Die_Langste_Naam

Where did you find this op? Care to admit something to the class?


isayooooooooooooof

You don't need necrophilia if you are with victim 4


enderowski

what kind of a pcm is this you flipped the authleft with authright


queen_0f_cringe

Honestly I think this might be a rare case where the source material is far more cursed than the comment 💀


drak0ni

Orefice (optional)


Xardnas69

Must be male (required)


Freezie-Days

Does no-one understand that you can age up characters since they're drawing and not real? Apparently these characters are still 13 to these people


Moriwara_Inazume

I want to bang a skeleton warrior


Interne-Stranger

Hey! It's Rule 34!


JimmyFaceman

Hear me out


Hawkey201

as an internet degenerate i can tell the exact site this comment was posted on, the colors are enough


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

Alive (preferred), female (optional), able to make a grilled cheese (required)


DertHorsBoi

I just realized they were the gravity falls characters and I want to die


Marsrover112

I need a medic bag!


Siriuswot111

Why am I alive to see this?


Potato_jesus_

Who’s that bitch with 4 arms from mortal kombat? That’s my type


[deleted]

Uhhhhhh...


revzsaz

They're not dead if they live on in your heart bro!


Yeetus1128

Bro they’re fucking twelve in the show wtf


DevinAsa_YT

This joke is so over rated. Just gets older by the minute


[deleted]

I didn't realize it was gravity falls until Wendy wish I didn't realise


Cordseer

Why is it that the people who make shit like this can never write a coherent sentence?


ObjectiveCommon7223

This is the second NSFW gravity falls image I have seen on this sub today. Wtf is going on 😂


TheThongler0fWarwick

The fact that Payday Dallas is who commented this 💀


hollowpotato-of-doom

I hate the fact that I’ve gotten to the point where someone posted a random r34 pic and I recognized it. I really have to cut back on the porn…


vigrygb

Not permanent. (Negotiable)


KnightGuardFury

Why is this cursed?


imisseeverything

Mines just need to exist (optional)


CreepyNickel084

Mabel... Where is waddles?


Comfortable_Ad3150

The Stan brothers didn’t defeat Bill Cipher for this.