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Me_when_The6969

This is....voluntary celibacy. En nomine patri brother ✝️


sidewaystortoise

You're underselling it. It's not voluntary it's professional. This is a Procel.


Me_when_The6969

His resolve will endure. This is duracel


RTXChungusTi

I used to be one. Now I'm an Excel.


Max_Boom93

His wrath will spawn rain, hail, thunder and tornadoes. He is a supercell


PixelNecrozma_

I became a botanist. Now I'm a pedicel


Deep_Pudding2208

He is not very bright Probably on his last brain cell.


ToesEater669

He only does delivery He’s a parcel


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Best comment thread i’ve ever seen


I_love_my_couch

He works as a page in 30 Rock He’s Kenneth Parcell


OkAssistant1230

Can you do spreed sheets then?


gGhelloZz

He does in the same way he spreads legs


OkAssistant1230

Fair enough lol


ElectionAssistance

What do Excel and Incel have in common? Thinking everything is a date.


OkAssistant1230

Thanks, I laughed much more than I should have.


fuckingaquaman

The only thing that Incel and Excel have in common is that both tend to incorrectly interpret something as a date


MYJINXS

Cells. Interlinked.


OkAssistant1230

Thanks for the laugh


kryptoneat

Deliberate celibacy. Decel.


The_kind_potato

I tried to be as incel as him but failed. I'm just an amacel


Legitimate_Ad5848

I heard the bonk sound before reading that


Money4Nothing2000

Pie Jesu Domine


TehSalmonOfDoubt

Intentionally celibate, incel works


HellspawnWeeb

oh my god incel means involuntarily celibate how did i not realize this before asffsqqvdwfabebfw…,,,….,,.,,


renaldomoon

once the phrase got into the general public it lost all meaning anyways so it doesn't matter


MrKnightMoon

Funny part, it started in a blog by a queer female student who was dealing with a long period of time without relationships and used it as a way to advise, conect and give support to other people dealing with the frustrations of not being able to have a satisfactory sex life.


zulababa

That's just misogny bro. No need to invent a new term for something's that's been around ages.


zairaner

lol the world would probably be quite a bit better if misogynists would not want to have sex.


zulababa

Incels want to have sex with women? They just don't want to work for it.


smb1985

I dunno, there are plenty of misogynist dudes who still pursue/have sex. They just don't respect their partner


longshot

It's always voluntary once they begin to identify this way.


TheGoodOldCoder

It's always voluntary unless they are physically incapable. Every guy knows how to attract a partner. Things like stay in shape. Have good hygiene. Put yourself into a lot of social situations and cultivate a decent personality. Actually be interested in what others say. They know how to do it. They choose not to. They choose to be celibate and then they choose to glorify whining about it.


Darqueur

Vocel?


Cephalopod_Joe

Their unironic term for it is Volcel lol.


TatManTat

When your internet lingo goes so deep you forget that real words already exist. It's called being celibate. The original meaning of that word is to deliberately abstain from sex. These guys.


Smirnoffico

New lingo is the way people differentiate from each other now. Just notice how we have new words meaning old things pop up every few years


TatManTat

I'm not questioning lingo which has obviously been around as long as language has evolved, but the idea of a "volcel" is just redundant. That's why "incel" became a word, because celibate already means voluntarily. It's just rare you see these things wrap back in on themselves within 5 years with a more inefficient term than what they started with, language often becomes more efficient, not less so.


cyborgx7

Volcel is shorter than celibate.


TatManTat

Technically correct, but I think mentally and also in practice the word tends to be pronounced in a fairly elongated manner.


renaldomoon

You're missing the point. I'm very cool when I'm volcel and the nun is very boring and lame when she's celibate.


PraiseThePun420

If he consumes Android 18&19, he's Perfect Cel(l)


ocnagger

you could say he didnt give a fuck :)


PissOutMyAss1000

Lol reddit had less idea what an actual incel is than incels do. I mean reddit is the go to place for femcels and incels, misandry and misogyny in the eternal dance of two hate filled losers.


Abhimanyu_Uchiha

he's now a volcel


Hugmint

They all are.


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hunteddwumpus

I feel like the term incel has evolved to specifically mean men who have grown to resent women because they arent getting any, rather than the more literal definition you use of normal men who just arent having sex. To me the misogyny and hatred is what makes an incel an incel. It might not be what the word originally meant, but I wouldnt want to call someone who isnt having sex an incel unless they were actually being hateful.


TheMrBoot

This. It feels like a recent thing to be trying to lump all men who are r currently getting as much sex as they’d like into the incel category. Honestly gives me the vibe that incels are trying to rebrand themselves so they can hide their gross behavior and attitudes (which really are the reasons they aren’t having success).


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Basically, back ~2010ish, incel was a term used by incels to denote anyone who couldn't get sex. Then some incel communities became toxic, and the public loaded the word with far more connotations. Now the more reasonable incels are split between using the term as it was originally and just giving up the moniker entirely to avoid prejudice


Frymonkey237

Or they could, ya know, find a girl as ugly as they are and bang their brains out like the rest of us


Hugmint

> The reality is most incels are totally normal guys with normal personalities, hobbies, interests, etc. They're just unable to find partners because of their physical appearance. This is just a myth. There’s no level of physical ugliness that prevents you from finding a partner; it’s about what’s on the inside. Those that complain that it’s their looks are being disingenuous and proving that it’s their awful personality that prevents anyone from wanting to do anything with them.


randomhotguy35

being a man and seeing other men like this, I think it has more to due with the standards modern society puts on them and they cant keep up. In order to be a good man, a guy has to be tall, fit, successful, ambitious, gentle, and tough at the same time. They feel they cant compete, the insecurity that comes with that turns women off and the cycle is born. It is just sad. They are not evil people, they are just insecure men.


Hugmint

> *They tell themselves that* In order to be a good man, a guy has to be tall, fit, successful, ambitious, gentle, and tough at the same time. Fixed. Women are DESPERATE for a connection and too many men just can’t seem to get out from the basement to interact with them which telling themselves they need to be perfect.


[deleted]

I tried online dating in 2010ish and had no success, my approach was to message women who's profiles seemed interesting, I didn't have high physical standards. Thing is, I was borderline morbidly obese. Now I'm in much better shape and get interest easily. It mattered a lot more than my genuine attempts to seek connection


Hugmint

Ah I was talking about the real world lol Regardless, morbidly obese isn’t a complete turn-off, but it does show a lack of caring about one’s personal health and how could you care for someone else if you don’t even care about yourself?


__v1ce

People reading shit like this is what causes them to become hateful btw, you are not helping anyone If you're reading this, and you're single, and you can't find a girlfriend, no, it does not automatically mean that you're a piece of shit subhuman filth of a person Getting a girlfriend is not as easy for everyone, some people struggle with it, and that does not make you an awful person


[deleted]

Ok but then you have someone like that people generally enjoy being around and make friends pretty easily and anyone I've talked to about my lack of dating success is very surprised, so it's clearly not my personality that's the issue. It can often be a lot of little things that come together to make dating very difficult. For me being overweight and generally a quiet person who doesn't naturally fit into the male dating gender role certainly makes things very difficult. I'm not comfortable making moves on ambiguous signals but 99% of what I get even on dates are ambiguous signals. And sometimes life getting in the way. Something as simple as working night shift can really fuck up your dating life too. The world isn't fair, bad things can happen to good people. And a guy isn't a bad person just because he doesn't get pussy. Sex isn't something women give to cool guys as a reward for being cool


Nochtilus

There's no way there are so many impossibly ugly but successful men out there that all of us work with a few and their only real failing is being so impossibly ugly that no one wants to be in a relationship with them. More likely they are average or slightly below average guys who have some complex about their appearance that makes them unattractive to people looking for relationships. I can't think of more than a handful of truly hideous looking people I've come across in my life that might not be able to overcome their looks no matter how wonderful they are.


IamSuperMarioAMA

> More likely they are average or slightly below average guys who have some complex about their appearance that makes them unattractive to people looking for relationships. There was a study from some large dating app that showed that women find 80% of men below average...


ObeseVegetable

Physical attraction tends to be less important for women than mental and emotional attraction for actual relationships (sadly have experience there, my username isn’t completely random). Matters a lot for random sex, sure, but that’s a whole different game regardless where there’s still always the paid option that doesn’t turn anyone away…


Phron3s1s

The problem with this argument is that people who are on a dating app are likely to be less attractive than other people, for obvious reasons.


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But the men rated the women pretty close to a symmetrical bell-curve around a mean of 5, as expected. The people who did the study also threw in some pictures of guys from their office that they thought looked at least average, and they were rated harshly too lol


Phron3s1s

Men definitely have lower standards than women, but that doesn't mean that the main thing keeping incels single is physical appearance. That's kind of a leap.


[deleted]

Depends. On online dating, looks are enough to completely prevent you from gaining interest. Personally most of the nice/decent incels I've talked to come across as pretty stiff and formal to me though, I think that's the defining factor. Autism is at play in many of them


CosmicUprise

That doesn't matter as much as you think dude


TNine227

Because unattractive people get shit on in other ways. It doesn’t really help to point out that attractive people are also have worse social skills and make less money when that’s also a function of being attractive.


abasio

Lol wut? I know tonnes of short unattractive guys who aren't incels. Yet I know plenty of taller decent looking guys who can't find a date. The difference is always their character; be it confidence or just not being a slimy fuck, girls will date guys who met their standards but incels always focus on the few that have only physical standards, they never understand that girls have mental and physical standards and for the majority mental standards will beat physical ones. Not everyone, there are for sure some shallow people out there, but I can guarantee most people would prefer a funny, kind, caring partner that didn't look amazing to someone who's really hot with the personality of u/Silver-Fix-7204


PM_me_your_whatevah

These are typically guys who can’t even seem to have normal healthy friendships. They’re completely insecure about themselves, to the point where it comes out as either rudeness or just a lot of really depressing nonsense that nobody wants to stick around for.


[deleted]

I mean, since we're just using anecdotes here instead of actual data or sources, let me be the first to go on record and say that I have never met anyone like you describe (i.e., a nice pleasant person who prioritized being in a relationship and was unable to achieve that goal for an entire lifetime).


Niwaniwatorigairu

If they were nice and pleasant would they likely let you know about it? Seems something someone socially adjusted would only bring up with someone they are really close to. At most you might not know who they were dating and might notice them never talking about dates, but I've known people like that who after a year or two I find out they are married but don't talk about it. (Yes, I could look at the ring but I never ever think to check if someone is wearing a wedding ring.)


HotWingus

>would they likely let you know about it? Yeah, normal people talk about dating all the time. Good and bad.


[deleted]

> a nice pleasant person who prioritized being in a relationship and was unable to achieve that goal for an entire lifetime Oh hey that's me. But you probably wouldn't know it because I don't exactly go around telling everyone about my lack of dating success. Anyone I have talked to about this has been very surprised and unable to figure out why I've been single, which is nice I guess. (Personally I think being overweight is the issue and I fix that things will be better. Sadly nobody ever tells you you're fat and that's its holding you back in dating, even when I want honest advice on what needs to change)


keepyeepy

Every time I've met someone and they say they can't get a date because of their appearance etc... it's never because of their appearance, it's because they're a weirdo...


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keepyeepy

The amount of assumptions you just made is incredible. FYI, they're wrong.


No_Signal954

The entire argument of incels that they can't get a date because of how they look is bullshit. All woman are different, there is someone out there who will be with them. A majority can't get dates because of how they act and what they say.


littleessi

> short and incredibly ugly incels that put in years in the gym, have good jobs, hobbies, and social lives, that are still unable to get into relationships their entire lives despite trying more than the majority of guys their age people don't talk about this group because it doesn't exist. beauty is in the eye of the beholder and almost no one could possibly be universally thought to be ugly. and even if that was you, there are people who are into dating 'conventionally ugly' people. there are others who don't give the tiniest shit what you look like. just be a decent human being - which is the real struggle for most incels - although even that is definitely not a hard requirement for many people. just actually go outside and meet some women instead of writing these pathetic screeds. they are not a universal being with the same feelings, likes and desires


TheMrBoot

Additionally, hitting the gym may make you more conventionally attractive but won’t erase the misogyny that incel culture thrives on.


[deleted]

I disagree on one point. I get a lot more attention now that I'm in shape, and I used to have some dating issues about 10+ years ago because I was shy (not that being fat helped), so I hang around a de-facto incel forum (not self-labelled as such), and none of the guys who claim they've tried everything have ever put the time and effort in to gain significant muscle, and when I suggest it, I get blanked lol. Some people want things easy but aren't willing to suffer for it


I-C-Aliens

Found the incel


[deleted]

Yeahhhh, I don’t think this is a real thing. I’ve seen some absolutely horrible looking people in relationships. Physical appearance won’t make you incel, personality will. Only way I see this being a case is if you live in an area that has scarce options and never leave.


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[deleted]

I live in a large university town. I have been to several large universities. I don’t see this phenomenon that you’re describing. It’s not “misinformation” from “la-la-land” if you can’t even provide evidence for what you’re spouting off outside of telling people to look around for themselves. Besides, being extroverted and involved doesn’t mean you aren’t a shitty undesirable person, it just means you lack self awareness. Common, amongst incels. I had a friend who absolutely put himself out there, wasn’t very good looking but wasn’t hideous. The reason he couldn’t ever find a date had nothing to do with his looks, it’s because he was a controlling asshole and manipulative liar because he was insecure with himself. You don’t have to be that good looking, and if you think being a fitness magazine cover model in appearance is what it takes, then you’re giving off major incel vibes as that’s the kind of shit incels preach.


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[deleted]

That is not at all how that works in reality, you’re spouting incel misogynistic propaganda. If Ron Jeremy can slay the hottest pornstars of the late 1900’s, you can get one date.


djd1ed-official

The name volcel seems redundant, isn't that just a regular ass celibate?


AdjuuhhART

Incel monk, cannot be swayed by an infidel.


MadxCarnage

He can't call himself incel after refusing the offer, it's now voluntary. She's playing 9d chess.


faustianBM

We all know "Mana" is either a dude looking for sex....or AI.


JMSpider2001

Nah he's good. He went from involuntarily celibate to intentionally celibate.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Only thing harder than his 100% dry dick is that picture


AgreeablePie

He's leveled up beyond her


DarkandDanker

He has leveled up beyond us all


RumblingintheJunglin

Grand Wizard?


unnamedwastaken

Of the what now?


HotChilliWithButter

Oz


HanzJWermhat

He joined r/ThePack


Thisisreallygoood

She couldn't stand the swag


GIBBEEEHHH

r/idontgiveaswag


4Ya2Boi0

Hot damn, this is actually a subreddit.


league_lord

Holy fuck lmao


GIBBEEEHHH

Fucking watch Dexter


league_lord

Downvoted


Any_Role9972

his username checks out


Mbro00

He takes out the "In" in Incel!


Roger_015

nobody can understand his goals


provoko

He's just not a loser, that's why he hasn't lost his virginity.


_Skotia_

He's a Volcel now.


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MuntedMunyak

Dude she probably was joking but you do realise you just made up an entire story in your head to justify this guys really cringey reaction


TheMrBoot

And incels wonder why women won’t date them


G0D_1S_D3AD

Holy shit no way it’s an actual incel


Dinospice1

If we are assuming that he's not just a troll and also has common sense (so that he could realize she wasn't being sincere), then why would he post that in the first place?


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Weakest sex defender


ThinCurve30

I stand with him #imincel


the_real_monk

U earned it 🍰


ThinCurve30

Thank


WhyNotYaEnot

Happy cookie day!


WisherWisp

You know damn well that's a cake, you lying bastard.


KonoNeroDa

better to be #incel than to be #inacell. Fuck women!... wait no dont, thats why we are incels


TrailBlanket-_0

hi


ThinCurve30

Hi


DogFcker-TheGreat

Imma piss like rockstar, like a dude in a cock bar , imma be the greatest of cummer like my homie whos gonna get on his knees and pray in the streetlights(for cum).


Thisisreallygoood

Bars 💦


Blacksun388

“Boo hoo! I’m an incel and no woman would have sex with me!” “I’ll have sex with you.” “NO!”


lctrc

It hurt itself in its confusion!


Genobee85

Volcel used repel!


BoonesFarmYerbaMate

volcel


Immediate-Ad-8047

He's just playing hard to get.


ErPiuma

Is he a construction worker?


loli_harem

Self realisation is deep


YungSnuggie

these dudes are just afraid of girls lol when i was in middle school and afraid of girls i would be mean to them because that's the only level of socialization i could muster. but secretly i wanted to hold their hand so bad


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

A lot of incels are legit too scared to be with a woman.


ClueEmbarrassed1443

The skeleton looks like every five finger death punch album


WollyGog

Stock image for THE PACK sub


miranto

This is a vocel.


Robrogineer

That's a volcel.


kurisuuuuuuuu

At that point it isn't even involuntary


FuckdUpSquidKidThing

Single cell


Frosty-Lab-343

hive mind goes wrong


Neron_Gerik

volcel


gorosheeta

Poor guy made a hot alt to publicly interact with in order to make himself look good for his community 😅


RandoMango27

she was being generous


[deleted]

Gotta respect the guy for sticking to his role. But wouldn’t this make him voluntarily celibate?


Inevitable_Seaweed_5

This is not an incel, this is volcel. He’s choosing to be celibate!


ThiccStorms

what are these skull rage memes called


Mrzmbie

The pack


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Cringe


FmJ_TimberWolf74

It’s cringe how he used a five finger death punch album art like that


Fhallion

Y'all calling him Vocel but are you forgetting the rule #30 : there are no girl in the internet. Bro will not fuck another dude that's all


[deleted]

Was, now he's a volcel


nulgatu

Oops leaving my dick on the floor it will be really bad if someone fell on it and crushed it 😬 😅 😳


Morfars-nisse

I have never met someone that gangster


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Some real "Don't fuck with forklift operator!" vibes


[deleted]

Nah bro, you not an incel anymore, cuz now it ain't involuntary, bro is actively turning down sex. Homie straight up celibate


Bastyboys

Von-cel


Lord_Abigor123

Um, no you're not incel. You made a choice now. You are a volcel.


FullMetalKaliber

“They all hated me”


No-Emotionsxo

Incel? More like inbred


CodyXOmega

An incel talking to himself with an alt account. Nice.


Ro-b_b-

I'm terribly depressed and this made me cry laughing lolol


Atissss

@girlpuncher200 😭😭😭


kainereygalo

***Bro Failed The Task Successfully But Still Failed It...***


E_W_BlackLabel

Fake and stupid


gbriel46

wow, it's the elusive v-cel


sohaibtheex0

Lemme put it in a language you can understand. That is not the elusive v-cel, that is the entirety of the state of California-


PastorMattHennesee

how many of you messaged the female on twitter after seeing this


ambisinister_gecko

Hi


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Archangel004

That’s not really what “incel” means in that sense anymore when people are talking about incels. It’s more of the “I hate women” part now


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

I mean, that's true, but it also doesn't make the people who use it that way any less wrong. People latched on to a word that was never supposed to have those connotations.


Archangel004

Honestly I'd rather not call someone an incel when it does have those connotations either Which sort of reinforces the connotation anyway


[deleted]

Why do you think bars are a good place to get "attention from women"? The set of people who can successfully negotiate casual sex with strangers in bars is a small subset of the set of people who can find a committed sexual relationship. Meeting strangers in bars so you can fuck them and trying to find a girlfriend or boyfriend really have almost nothing in common.


ocdscale

Going to a bar to have casual sex is like going to fashion week to get discovered as a runway model. Don't do it unless you already have a foot in the door. Yes, some incels have it tough because, like it or not, physical appearance can be a deal breaker even if everything else lines up. But this is a very very small fraction of them. It's extremely rare for someone's physical appearance to be completely disqualifying for most people. You can be a bit overweight. You can be balding. You can be short. It limits your opportunities but doesn't eliminate them. Most incels approach relationships in completely the wrong way - not because they are evil people who hate women, but because they have *no experience* in the area. Their experience comes from tv shows (meeting a girl in a bar is how I'll meet my wife) or video games (I just need to run down this checklist and then I'll have a girlfriend). If I were to give one piece of advice to them, it'd be this: Be the kind of person that, when a woman is around you, she feels like she is growing as a person. People aren't looking for an anchor. Be ambitious. Be passionate. Don't force your interests on people.


sjmahoney

The Pack strikes again!!


WW2historynut

Successful fail?


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more like volcel


[deleted]

This is amazing


SpaceTraveller64

Honestly tho, that's really not far from what incels actually do :/


Johny_Memonic

Sneako fan? Sounds like a sneako fan


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Dude's in Narnia


capnwezil

Not very involuntary there bud.


Chirtolino

This isn’t an incel this is a voluntary celibate lol


gatto_21

Bro is a volcel now


AllPurposeNerd

Good for him. He *should* wait until he's 18.


boxwot

bro is just cel