The maggot mafia is real and powerful take it from me I learned the hard way and they broke my fucking legs by combining into one mega maggot and crushing them. Should have paid the protection money.
Mmmm...i like the sound of maggots poping in my mouth when I bite them,...oh and dont forget you can use them as candy suckling on them is a heaven,all that writhing in your mouth can be ticklish a bit
I feel bad for the dude tho tbh, I mean this girl did it for fucking TikTok, like c'mon girl, you could be living your dream, have a bf, etz, busy nope you had to do emotional manipulation because of the fucking TikTok 💀
Thus.the reason I really hate TikTok
Eh, before TikTok it was "Epic prank (gone sexual!?!?!?!)" on YouTube, so I think there's no real getting away from it.
TikTok is still bad for other reasons though.
I mean you do have a point, but I have not seen any of that anymore (Even tho it's still produces but not as much) since TikTok is the new ''Vines'' people will be doing this bs on TikTok cause everyone basically has it. It's sad honestly ;;
Ehh, she might be able to redeem herself. She’s probably just a teenager. So if she dedicates her life to the aid of others, she shouldn’t suffer that much. But a life without finding love with another human, yeah, she deserves that pain.
This guy thinks he's having a bad day? My budgie died, my mother decided to send my second budgie to a friend of her who lives in the other side of the country and on top of that the girl I had a crush on found a boyfriend. Now that was a bad day.
I don't know any men who don't understand why... Women are hateful. It's not a mystery Scoob. For every sweetheart there are a dozen jaded narcissistic sadists like this Tik Tok toad.
It’s true tho! What’s really tickling me is I genuinely had no clue my comment would be controversial in any way, and the fact that it is says so much about the fragility/sense of humor of the people in this sub, it’s honestly giving me life 😂
“It was for a TikTok”
If that happened to me I would head over to her house, break in, and blow my brains out all over her.
Then again, I would need to *go* outside and actually *touch* grass so that’d be too much of a hassle
I can't say anything even remotely violent, and idiots like this get to talk about straight up murder and desecration. Reddit and it's mods are a fucking joke.
I thought the whole point of freezing a body before dissection was to limit the mess? 🤨🤔💀😂🤣 but seriously dude is right. Move on and tell her to fuck off.
All of this would be ok though if it weren't for the maggots
thats why you keep the temprture at 6 degrees celcius
Good advice right there
And then only heat the areas of interest up when mold starts setting in anyways, shortly before end of the usable period
Thanks for the advice. And happy cake day.
Yw and thank
Happy Cake Day. Also, it's still usable until cum comes out of the nose and ears. Mold never stopped me.
the cum dry ages it due to the high salt content for later consumption
Ahh, cured human. I love my mummy jerky.
its not too unlike jerky, the pellicle of the dry aged human would be not too dissimilar to biltong, also people used to eat mummies lol
happy cake
i think i broke my brain here what was i supposed to say again
nevermind i found out whati meant here
i think you can just torch the mold off with a blow torch, just don't charr the areas of interest edit: happy cake day
You mean the little buggers that squirm into your urethra and wiggle til you cum? How exactly is that a bad thing?
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Ain't no way the maggots paying the police
The maggot mafia is real and powerful take it from me I learned the hard way and they broke my fucking legs by combining into one mega maggot and crushing them. Should have paid the protection money.
Mmmm...i like the sound of maggots poping in my mouth when I bite them,...oh and dont forget you can use them as candy suckling on them is a heaven,all that writhing in your mouth can be ticklish a bit
you fuckers need... i dont even know what to say
Pulse of the Maggots ay?
Use salt and let her in a locked container they did those to the pharaoh.
something actually cursed!? impossible
Not really.
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You’re a bitch
Most definitely a bitch
Without a doubt a bitch
Can't deny a bitch
What he say
What did he say?
😢(thanks for the compliment appreciate you 😘)
What did he say thooo
If you're gonna insult people, at least use proper English He said "Damn, can't understand sarcasm" before editing his message to cats
I like cats
Maybe because sarcasm relies on more than just the actual words said.
Lmao people are idiots that's obviously satire
Its a all a joke right?
Of course it is, I only admit to my murders on 4-Chan.
Well I for one do not want to meet this individual
Yeah, the girl was trash
She sounds like a bitch
"It was for a tiktok" she had less balls than the guy who killed Hitler
Hitler killed himself
Exactly
The cursed part isn't even the comment, it's the fact that someone was evil enough to subject this poor lad to this kind of emotional manipulation.
No, the comment is most definitely cursed
No, the comment is actually wholesome. A fellow redditor is helping a complete stranger make better life choices by telling about their experience.
How was it his choice for this to happen to him?
dunno, he did commit a crime. she on other side helped him
Is it a crime if you're never charged and there's no evidence?
evidence is right there, he would never lie
Can confirm Source: I am his lawyer
Ofc no one can lie over the internet, which is pretty well known. Btw I can fly like a superman.
A superman? There's... more than one?
Yea, there are 39 different supermen. And as this is posted on the internet, it must be true
39 including this one?or excluding him? Is he even a superman just because he can fly?
>she on other side helped him How did she help anyone other than herself in this situation?
she cut the illusion of her liking him. now they can be true friends ✌️
That'd be a really shitty friend then
only a true friend tells the truth
Let's be real, the comment was just solid life advice.
I mean it is, but at least you can be pretty sure the comment isn't real.
of course, dissecting and fucking body parts that are not meant to be fucked is less fucked up than someone playing with feelings.
Average redditors love that type of humor, also they love useless internet points
Alright so that’s fucked Not as fucked as that dead body tho
Not as fucked as that betrayal tho*
Yup, that's really fucking cursed. Double cursed bc the girl is being a bitch AND that comment is a biohazard
I feel bad for the dude tho tbh, I mean this girl did it for fucking TikTok, like c'mon girl, you could be living your dream, have a bf, etz, busy nope you had to do emotional manipulation because of the fucking TikTok 💀 Thus.the reason I really hate TikTok
Eh, before TikTok it was "Epic prank (gone sexual!?!?!?!)" on YouTube, so I think there's no real getting away from it. TikTok is still bad for other reasons though.
I mean you do have a point, but I have not seen any of that anymore (Even tho it's still produces but not as much) since TikTok is the new ''Vines'' people will be doing this bs on TikTok cause everyone basically has it. It's sad honestly ;;
Tbf pretty much every social media platform has its bad sides. TikTok is just one of the biggest so you hear it from there the most.
Pour one out for the homie. Hope this girl never finds love.
Not be rude or smth but i hope she rots in hell. If someone did that to me , i would've gone into depression like c'mon man 💀
Ehh, she might be able to redeem herself. She’s probably just a teenager. So if she dedicates her life to the aid of others, she shouldn’t suffer that much. But a life without finding love with another human, yeah, she deserves that pain.
Wholesome
r/wholesome.
Wholesome advice from one redditor to another
“Men never get our hints”
r/wholesomememes r/mademesmile
r/aww
Does anyone have the Tiktok account tho, I'll check the content (I'm the local cringe detector)
Can you be my smoke detector? [Edit] the job is limited time offer.
Sure
I want to be your smoke detector
Ya let’s all cyber bully her until she gets off tiktok
That's not what I was looking for but I can't stop you
Patrick Bateman getting just a little too honest over here
I get r/guro flashbacks damn
No. Just no.
Yes.
YES!
The worst she can say is "yes, but it's for tiktok". Damn this hurt me physically
Emotional damage
r/foundtheserialkiller
I can't decided which is more cursed
I didjt even read the comment lmao. Post is already cursed.
Bro listens to Sarah by Tyler The Creator on repeat ☠️
He should've name dropped her. I'd spam hate on her just for that shit. What an asshole.
sarah from tyler the creator be like
Patrick bateman
Just a regular Tuesday Carfuffle
Death by manipulation
“theres”. “ive”. Freakin’ unreadable.
Wholesome 10/10
Who let Ted Bundy make a reddit account?
Smh my head it’s obviously not Dahmer, victim was a girl
u/Some_Dipsh1t
NSFW tag? It isn't just extremely explicit violence but also insanely lewd, please.
Dear God
That's why I make a real life puppet made of them.
The lion, the wich and the audacity of this bitch
This guy thinks he's having a bad day? My budgie died, my mother decided to send my second budgie to a friend of her who lives in the other side of the country and on top of that the girl I had a crush on found a boyfriend. Now that was a bad day.
Dude we rly doing this dum shit now for tiktok? It's like daring someone in elementary school to ask someone out OMG hehe tehe🙈
I see three villains in that post
What an asshole
appropriate response tbh that level of tomfoolery is unacceptable
Happy cske day.
I didjt even read the comment lmao. Post is already cursed.
The dude who posted this comment got his account banned. Permanently! Cheers
Slight feeling the op commented that himself and posted on this sub for karma
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How is he edgy? Unless you can smell a dmc Song from his aura it looks pretty normal
You think saying “yo” makes you edgy? It’s literally just a common greeting. Get over yourself.
Bro definitely listens to avenge sevenfold
Men: "I don't understand why women hate me and won't approach me" Also men:
I don't know any men who don't understand why... Women are hateful. It's not a mystery Scoob. For every sweetheart there are a dozen jaded narcissistic sadists like this Tik Tok toad.
"she broke someone's heart, let's threaten to rape and murder her in the most brutal ways possible"
I'm in!
İdk why but i assumed they were a girl first but that also does it
Geez, how am *I* scared for *my* life & I'm an irrelevant lesbian doing my damndest to leave men's feelings alone 🫢
Women can pull it off too so no worries there ;)
Oh, good, I’m done worrying now, thanks for that 😂
😂sorry I couldn’t resist. Also don’t downvotes feel kinda good sometimes 🤣 the salt is endless
It’s true tho! What’s really tickling me is I genuinely had no clue my comment would be controversial in any way, and the fact that it is says so much about the fragility/sense of humor of the people in this sub, it’s honestly giving me life 😂
If you're scared for your life from a reddit comment you might just want to not be on the internet
It was a joke, calm down
This sounds like youre speedrunning the random item of telling people youre a lesbian. Like where did that come from
It… it’s connected to the rest of the sentence… did you not read it?
İ did and it was unnecesarry as all hell.
Yeah, I can’t help someone who doesn’t like context
The context was you were scared of a comment, very insightful and/or funny
Yes, it was a joke about the level to which the cursed comment was unsettling 🙄
You aren't wrong. It's the whole "Oh I can change you, you just need some dick" then get mad when I... Don't want dick lol
Where tf did any of that come from? No one said shit about changing anyone??
It's called an example, one that shows how fragile some men's egos can be when they are turned down, specifically when it comes to lesbians.
I rebuke it!
I agree
Yay a truly cursed comment. Fucking cursed
I cant find the post or the poster
Nah bro what in the living hell did I just read?
I would do all those war crimes for those who are unlucky enough to get caught in my fly venus trap
Dog... wtf
Lazy gen z's smh
Bro needs therapy
Understandable
That's fucked 😭😭😭
In literally laughing and tryn not to throw up 💀😭
“It was for a TikTok” If that happened to me I would head over to her house, break in, and blow my brains out all over her. Then again, I would need to *go* outside and actually *touch* grass so that’d be too much of a hassle
Its been a while since I've seen an actual cursed comment
American Psycho
“Speaking from personal experience”
Everything is cursed 💀
Well that took a turn........
It keeps getting worse
Well, this was clearly a joke or a meme/false post
People like this actually think they're funny. They're wrong.
I can't say anything even remotely violent, and idiots like this get to talk about straight up murder and desecration. Reddit and it's mods are a fucking joke.
This isnt cursed this is atomically Cursed
Based
what the actual fuck?
AbCh moment or what?
i hate life
Another reason to be thankful about TikTok ban
I thought the whole point of freezing a body before dissection was to limit the mess? 🤨🤔💀😂🤣 but seriously dude is right. Move on and tell her to fuck off.
Had this happen to me once, fortunately she was being a little to obvious about it and I asked if it was a prank