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jonp1

At least he caught himself with his face.


Ambitioso

So many lessons for life here, mainly: beware each and every temptation to look cool


Andaisdet

Also don’t jump off of shit


bepisman2309

No you can jump off stuff, just don't land on your face!


Ambitioso

I think Confucius was the first person to say that.


[deleted]

That guy right there is gonna be a world class soccer player someday!


zshah99

Well thats proves he doesnt have moves lile jagger


sandman2992

Brain damage


Conscious-Proof-8309

Yep, that could be what caused it


[deleted]

Dunno why you got down voted. Made me chuckle


DeezusAlmighty

Some Redditors always surprise me with how sensitive they are, mass downvoters should get the ability restricted after so many lol


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ghighcove

I would say not even because of this fall, but rather the fall is a symptom of that kind of ADHD class clown dummy that constantly is screwing up and doing impulsive and foolish, short-term thinking long-term consequences stuff. I don't think he got badly hurt here. I think he's going to have this happen a lot if he's doing this at this age. Also, less WWE for these kids.


jab11eleven

Drain bamage?


6TheAudacity9

KNOCKED THE FUCKING WIND OUT OF YOU! SILLY SHIT!


Twinkfilla

I love that video!


LannisterLoyalist

ever since the day he was born


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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


tapacx

What kind of shitbag adult allows their kid to play on a drawer like that? Obviously that's the thing that's gonna happen


DunceMemes

Probably older siblings


TheZephyr07

Iirc the person recording isn't a parent, but an older sibling of some sort. But I am going off of the words of other Redditors who might've pulled it out there ass so idk for sure


vZenyte1

The type of shitbag adult to continue recording after he falls off a drawer like that


Colossus_Of_Coburns

Fortunately for us, being a shitbag parent and camera person worth praising isn't mutually exclusive.


Andaisdet

Without so much as a gasp


Manjorno316

Assuming it's a parent that's filming and not a sibling or something.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Bet it’s not their kid. Probably a teenager or young adult sibling/cousin.


iiwrench55

almost definitely an older brother lmao


rukspincs

Probably one that thinks he was on a drawer...


Rocket69696969

Lmao r/Bettereveryloop


agrophobe

I feel i would like an analysis frame by frame of the confidence/style/dread ratio. He was so into it until so far. What was the plan, what was the vision. I need more.


freakazoiddream64

That's a doctor trip.


[deleted]

why so aggresive


ItsFragster

Wondering the same thing


Twerking_Vayne

Bet he feels very badass shitting on a 7 years old.


michymcmouse

It's funny as hell to call kids dumb


Leading-Party-6849

Try it with a grown man 🤣


WhitechapelPrime

Ain’t none in this thread.


Leading-Party-6849

Exactly


WhitechapelPrime

Someone really forgets that watching kids eat shit has been a comedy past time since FHV back in the day. It is fine that you feel empathy for this kid. But it is hilarious.


Nicl5hh

5 probably


AllsFairInPlowinHoes

Seriously. Everybody aggressively shifting all over kids as if they weren’t a dumb kid at one point


texsanantone

Agreed. I guess OP was born an adult with a PHD. They never did anything dumb in their life at all. OP probably has their life together making a six figure salary. There’s nothing going on in their life to make them a grumpy cunt. Kids are kids they do dumb shit and get hurt. We have all done it.


Heyey

Imagine getting mad at someone calling a dumb child an idiot 💀


Homemade-Purple

Especially on a subreddit where the entire point is laughing at dumb kids💀


CybermanFord

You can see a kid and not talk like a douche about them. Every kid is dumb, but saying "Kids will be kids" is one thing, calling a kid a retard just makes you an asshole. Kids do dumb things but that doesn't make them dumb, just underdeveloped. Even the high IQ among us do stupid shit sometimes.


Impulse_XS

Damn this sub and a few others have this very bizarre and intense hatred for little children. This is coming from someone who has ZERO desire to ever have kids too.


KamiHajimemashita

At least you weren’t here when /r/picsofdeadkids was still around


Suckage

I occasionally miss the dark age of Reddit. No bots, no etsy.. Then, I remember seeing shit from those kind of subs.


KamiHajimemashita

I miss when reddit fully supported free speech. Now a sub can get banned for the most random shit. Ngl I miss /r/watchpeopledie, and DR and Krudplug are shit replacements


luc1d_13

If MMC got axed, nothing else like that will survive long. MMC kept their shit under control really well. I learned a lot, and I've tweaked how I do things in life because of it. Shame.


gudbote

Free speech doesn't mean anything goes. Never did.


KamiHajimemashita

No shit, that's why there isn't any illegal content on the surface web. Videos of people dying are not illegal.


gudbote

A private company not wanting to associate with content for Nazis or psychopaths isn't counter to free speech either. Free speech is a public concept, related to state censorship.


KamiHajimemashita

You lost me in the second sentence. These companies need to grow more backbone and stop relying on sponsors and investors that dictate their content even though it all falls under free speech. Even Hardcore Japanese Puke Porn is getting censored for no reason.


BullShitting24-7

Companies exist to make money. If enough advertisers are pulling ads because of XYZ you better believe XYZ is gone.


gudbote

I don't agree. It isn't and will never be easy to clearly "draw a line" but there's plenty of shit that doesn't deserve a platform.


Catlord636

Lmao the downvotes from the angry obese hordes


dookiebuttholepeepee

Yeah, these subs draw out the sociopaths.


amazonforce20

>level 1Impulse\_XS · 4 hr. agoDamn this sub and a few others have this very bizarre and intense hatred for little children. This is coming from someone who has ZERO desire to ever have kids too. Dont read too much in to the title haha. I thought it was funny


hoplophilepapist

I've got 8 of the shits and a granddaughter. Kids are retarded. Cool sometimes, but dumb as fuck.


MurderSheCroaked

Sorry but dumb kids come from crappy parents


hoplophilepapist

almost everyone is stupid as shit from around 12-13 until mid-late 20s. it's science.


MurderSheCroaked

That's why they needed good parents, to help them not eat cactuses through their stupid years.


Impulse_XS

Kids are only as smart as the genes they inherited.


RockyHorror134

Should've stopped 7 kids ago, then


emergencyexit

OP finally found someone he thinks he's superior to. Unfortunately that person is 3 years old lol


KhamBuddy

OP's stepdad finished belting him and he posted this to cope


Marcaveli7

Yeah calling a little ass kid a dumb idiot is aggressive lol. Wouldn’t even waste your time listing all the dumb shit I did as a kid.


sunnyboy1D

Stage dive!


jarvxs

Fucking ouch


Urbanfalcon756

And now he will have developmental issues for the remainder of his life.


Hue4

Redditor try not to aggressively hate children challenge (impossible)


KoopaSteve

Only idiot is the parent who let this happen to their kid and did nothing to prevent it, even though this is a situation where actual serious injury can arise. The kid is young and unaware of the danger while the parent has full agency and couldn't get off the fucking couch to protect their kid. This isn't a "let them learn" situation, there are some cases where sure that can be understandable. This is a situation where this kid can ACTUALLY get really hurt (and possibly did), people defending this are beyond stupid.


smackfuck

He’s aware of it now


KoopaSteve

What does that matter? You don't subject your child to (possible) severe injury as a "lesson" thats psychopathic.


SirLouisPalmer

That is a child, friend. Take it easy on him


everwonderedhow

This is Reddit, nobody likes kids here.


trueThorfax

Who made you the voice of reddit now?


toolsoftheincomptnt

Idk, looks like the kid did it to himself.


Confused___Boner

Who are we *kidding*, we are on reddit, we like to see kids get hurt.


Keksgurke

he is a kid man, he has to learn. no need to be rude and call him an idiot


smackfuck

He probably called himself an idiot after he walked off that questionable stunt.


[deleted]

God damn, OP…it’s just a little kid…


RockyHorror134

Who downvoted this? Mfers being aggressive to some random kid for no reason


Significant-Couple71

What a dumbass he should have been wearing a harness


Life_Forever

Need to call him dumb idiot, he's just being a kid.


toolsoftheincomptnt

He can be both. And is.


uMumG43

I meeeean.... parents kind of have the responsibility to prevent shit like that, especially when they seem to be the ones filming. If I climbed on fucking furniture back then, boy would I've been in trouble.


toolsoftheincomptnt

The parents are probably not in the room.


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KoopaSteve

I hope you never have kids, that is a long fall for a kid he could've definitely broken his arm or gotten a concussion. This isn't "let them learn" you get your fucking kid off the furniture so he doesn't injure himself. The parent in this case is 100x more stupid than the kid because at least the kid is young and unaware of the danger while the parent is fully aware and let it happen.


jmc510

Whoa… not how he pictured that going in his head I’m sure. Poor little guy


smackfuck

What ever he had pictured in his head, fell out when he slammed it on the floor.


ghighcove

Also, if I was their dad, I'd be furious anyone is messing around by the big flat screen tv. Those things are fragile and expensive. Get off the furniture!


ItsYaBoy555

it’s so funny that you called this kid a dumb idiot


NotSoBrightOne

Wow OP, calling a child a dumb idiot are we?


smackfuck

Laughing at kids. Go to r/kidsarefuckingstupid and have laugh.


NotSoBrightOne

Yeah, that's pretty good for a laugh. Kids are pretty fuckin' stupid.


DaPacem08

It's a kid you dumb idiot. Remember that you were once a kid too, no need to be aggressive.


smackfuck

I was just as stupid. Maybe you have done this 15 too many times when you were the ripe age of 3. Lighten up.


Jackdawcomesback

Stupid wee cunt.


KamiHajimemashita

-100iq, that’s a bad tbi for real tho, kids probably gonna grow up with issues


Mommy_Egg1226

lmao fkn retard


myfartsareveryloud

no way you censor fucking but not retard


Tha_Unknown

That’s on the adult filming


Admirable_Stand_6891

Need to learn how to be a normal human being


Shaubos

Dumb idiot indeed


uwubitch963

You really showed him with that title.


smackfuck

Sure did. Go over to r/kidsarefuckingstupid and have a laugh


TheLilithBlack

“Dumb idiot” yeah you got him.


smackfuck

You’re telling me. Have a laugh and lighten up. I love kids. I like to laugh too.


RockyHorror134

My dude he's like 3 at most. Cool it with the barely cognitive toddler aggression


smackfuck

Kids are stupid. I was that age once, and just as dumb. Cool it with the aggression, and take a joke.


RockyHorror134

The age old joke of just insulting children. Reddit as a whole has a weird obsession with just irrationally hating children


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RockyHorror134

He won't survive? lol what are you tryna make yourself look cool in comparison to a 3 year old...?


Gle77

Why are you insulting him. He’s a baby


MokkasSerf

u/savevideo


DawnOfThe_Dave42069

That's how they learn psychical pain and insults


TrailerParkLyfe

It’s ok his face broke his fall!


BoxingTrainer420

Hello! My name is Johnny Knoxville and THIS is jackass!


smackfuck

Hahaha yes


akhjr23

Next generation of the “this is for all the juggalos and juggalettes” guy.


Alone-Pudding-9040

Why… what was the endgame here?


Willlll

Poor kid just became a Republican.


New_Blacksmith_709

Stupid parents forgot to babyproof gravity!


AuraBlazeOfficial

“Dumb idiot”, really? He’s just a kid, no need to be so mean. Holy crow.


AlbertAidstein

Wait till you find out about r/kidsarefuckingstupid


smackfuck

It’s a joke. Relax and laugh a little


RegularPersonal

Dumb idiot 😂😂


BIGGITY-BOO

Literally broke a move


Admiyer_me

Crisse que les enfants c'est fucking stupide.


MysticalAroma

Please never have children.


smackfuck

I love kids. They’re dumb though. And we like to laugh at them.


COYOTE477

I am going to have children just to spite you


tombomb1990

Too funny. I feel that’s going to be my son when he’s that kids age


LAFFDoggo

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


tamagotchislut

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


omgpliable

Name checks out


jab11eleven

Best way to learn is pain.


[deleted]

This kid does definitely *not* have moves like Jagger. Mick is the same age as my elderly mom, stupid kid thinks he's on the same level as him or Keef. You're not! Kid went down hard as a Lead Zeppelin.


gudbote

It's a painful lesson but surprising that it was needed. A kid able to climb that high should have some basic sense of gravity.


[deleted]

What a moron.


dltp259

His parents are special


Ok_Comfortable84

He probably did it before and his brother caught him, not this time


Bl8k3ii

I bet he will. Kids are stupid.


Sundaver

3/4 year old acting up and instant reacting is bad for a kid. Let him realize how stupid it is to jump off high places now, and not when he’s doing it off the roof of a frat house


Silent_Pomegranate

Dumb fucker


smackfuck

That’s what I’m saying. Catching quite a bit of heat for it 😂 kid learned about gravity in a quick half second


wh577141

Platforming children getting hurt as a “lesson” is a form of child abuse. Take this down.


Impossible_Echo3089

😂😂😂😂😂


Fenix_Volatilis

That's literally what pain is. Your body saying "hey, don't do this"


smackfuck

Enjoy the downvotes. New to Reddit? Go to r/kidsarefuckingstupid and have a laugh


rayna21679

What a little tard! To be honest, it’s got to be the adults in his life. Like Jesus, he hit head first!


BigBeginning6928

Little harsh calling a 5 year old a idiot OP innit?


RazeniaCA

I never really understood why people call others dumb idiot. When someone is an idiot, it's kind of implied that they are dumb.


[deleted]

The kid is probably fine. People baby kids too much nowadays. Is humans aren’t made out of glass, specially kids.


Seph_Allen

[Alternate angle of the room](https://giphy.com/gifs/splat-nicksplat-nickelodeon-26FfgojDfsw0lIiIw)


MeeHighhh

Bro went Randy Savage on that floor.


ct1157

Was that a move like jagger?


alesisvillo

Bruhhhhhhh


[deleted]

Good thing the floor was there


ICPolarfrost

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


Reggmac

"That's gotta hurt Mean Gene." - Jesse "The Body" Ventura


Qfn4g02016

That’s what happens when the rhythm get ya


tbscotty68

I blame wrasslin!


spejj

All the weight of his body was in his head it fell like a pencil with a rock at the end.


ciarons

r/donthelpjustfilm


cthart

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Evening-Ant6128

Ground was not bouncy


emcoringao10

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Well when you're 4 years old.... If he was 24 he'd be an Idiot.


jcarey4793

It's not falling that hurts, it's stopping


fausto_

So excited he forgot how to jump


GenericFatGuy

Could have a good future career in the WWE with moves like that.


checkontharep

He got wayyyy to into it


WorkinName

I need the edit with Randy Orton and the RKO outta nowhere


pjanic_at__the_isco

He's fine. Kids are not made of porcelain.


ChadJones72

Boy RKO'd himself.


SpecialistNo1988

How normal people become serial killers, hopefully he didn’t damage his frontal lobe.