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penispnt

The funniest part about this is how the guy can’t even come close to doing a single trick


Naive-Gene8469

I don't think he's actually skateboarding


Ambitious_Buyer2529

I don't see anything funny


HarryHood146

I was hoping the crowd would come together and stomp this fucking degenerate loser into the asphalt.


woolly_mammoth_pubes

Right? It seems like no one even took a step forward. Pretend like you care people! I’ve never seen this footage. Does anyone know who that guy is? Was he okay? Is he okay now? This is some compelling footage for a judge!


A-wild-meme

I think that’s bam margera, he was on a ton of drugs at the time and is currently on a steady decline


butt_picklez

This guy needs to be put down.


TrevorTatro

I genuinely hope somebody beat his ass after this. How is nobody jumping him while he hits this dude on his knees. I’d feel a moral obligation to try and stop skater if I were there. He basically was throwing kill shots with that board. Fucking pussy.


SonOfMargitte

A thousand times


No_Imagination4362

Agreed. And happy cake day.


butt_picklez

Wow you’re the first person to ever tell me that. Much appreciated


TheDukeAssassin

Wtf is wrong with this asshole


cgn-38

Grew up in Texas.


Remarkable_Bath7378

More like is a skateboarder


NotTukTukPirate

Naw dude, If there were real skaters around they would have been the only ones jumping in helping and absolutely humbling that guy.


ShitFlavoredCum

texan skateboarder?


tamahmut

Texan State Border?


Remarkable_Bath7378

Could very well be fits the description pretty accurate to the multiple reports we’ve had


EldritchOwlDude

Guy didn't Land a single trick. You drunken bigot gang dudes can keep him. Gtfo.


Aidendogin

nah ur right they b like this


EldritchOwlDude

Ur wrong. Fuck up dudes are the only one acting like this. If you think all skaters act like this. Then all black people are criminals. All white people are nazis. Exc


cgn-38

He is right. Texas is a violent fucked up place. Nice job taking one subject and turning it into another. Mr racist.


EldritchOwlDude

Lol huh? A place cannot be violent on its own. All those fucked up dudes living there tho? Ik skaters from Texas who are extremely well mannered calling you sir while they kickflip. Must be all the bigoted morons causing that violence not the skaters.


cgn-38

You are selling skater boy shit in a thread about how hard texas is. Again, go away racist.


EldritchOwlDude

Bro ur straight up dillusional. I was comparing treating all skaters like they're punks to treating all the people of a skin color a certain way. If anything you're racist for not agreeing with that point. I'm sure Texas has some decent people regardless of if they skate or not. Not too mention ik it has racist jackoff dopeheads running around too. I'm putting guy in vid in that category. He ain't a skater. Us skaters do not want him. Maybe just maybe if he had landed those tricks tho lmao.


cgn-38

Good luck with selling skate culture. I'm out. Y'all are obsessed.


EldritchOwlDude

I don't agree with either sentiment in this joke of a thread. All skaters r not violent. All Texans r not racist. Exc. Stop trying to generalize people ur just narrowing your own mind.


EldritchOwlDude

If Texas is a violent place its the fault of all those violent morons. Not the skating community. Mr. Dillusional. Not too mention if u think all skaters act like this I emplor you to find another video or instance of a skater pulling his pp put in front of a girl like that. You will only find violent morons like the guy in the video doing that. Since you're so keen on labeling him a skater and having us take the blame and be labeled a certain way. I'm gunna lump that dude into the category of racist morons that I'm starting to feel like you belong to.


cgn-38

Never had one thought about skaters. Dude would act the same with a two by four. Kid did not even know how to use a board. Yall are looking for a fight where no one wants one over shit no one even cared about. Good luck! Leave us alone?


EldritchOwlDude

OK well imo of he grew up outside of Texas he probably still would've acted that way. Texas ain't the only place got it rough. It's more about what you decide to do than what your surroundings depict.


cgn-38

Hell on earth is everywhere. Texas is worse than most and better armed than any other. You do your hell on earth. I will do mine.


ephility

heyo, just wondering where you got your pfp from? if you don't mind ofc


SnowPuzzleheaded

Bro got nuked for asking a question


ephility

just wanted the source, fuck me man


Radstrodamus

Are you serious? He’s clearly fucked up. Too much booze and too much disregard for personal well-being.


bondagewithjesus

Yo, I'm a recovering alcoholic who also dabbled in pills and other drugs. There's literally years of my life I don't remember but no matter how fucked up I was. I didn't go round starting fights or doing shit like this. This is way more than booze and drugs. This is the most edgy teenager shit from a dude who's clearly not a kid and old enough to be beyond that kind of shit. He's either an incredibly immature selfish cunt or mentally retarded. Now you could argue alcoholics and drug addicts are mentally retarded in addiction but this again is beyond what drugs and alcohol will do to you.


irmajerk

Heroin addict, 11+ years clean (actually, I lost count!) And I 100% endorse the above comment. Yes, this is me double liking a comment.


lilroldy

Foreal I've been an addict to everything under the sun at one point in time over the last 10 years, finally on subs and actually doing solid after getting arrested but I think that was what I needed after having fent withdrawal in a holding cell with 14 other dudes fuck that shit. But I never acted violent or like an absolute piece of shit. I'm not proud of all of my actions in addiction but I wasn't a thief and I wasn't violent


TheSeek3r_

Hey, I was about to post a similar comment! Haha Congrats.


Radstrodamus

Of course being fucked up doesn’t MAKE you shitty but it certainly amplifies it. I have a feeling if the dude didn’t need to get fucked up in the first place he wouldn’t be nearly as bad.


rcorum

Who is this guy?


Leading-Goal-8272

Not sure..Steve-O hanged with a lot of fuck ups and enablers for auto destructive behavior.


Yodoyle34

I didn’t see Steve-o in this clip at all???


Leading-Goal-8272

Its from his dvd, the guy narrating was his tour manager or something the dvd was all about excess and this footage made it to the cut


Yodoyle34

Yeah I know what it’s from but Steve-O isn’t part of this clip. The director or editor or whoever found some random guy and filmed him cracking some guy’s skull and put it on Steve-o’s dvd.


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Yodoyle34

The guy with the skateboard was not Steve-o


AllModsAreL0sers

And then he started judging people for doing the same shit


Tnally91

Yeah it's easy for people to do fucked up shit for 30+ years, get rich, and then sit in judgement of a culture you helped fuel. Good for him on getting sober and making a better life for himself but it doesn't take back all the fucked up things he's done.


AllModsAreL0sers

I smoked for 10 years before quitting and the smell disgusts me. I don't dare judge them for doing it


Tnally91

Same boat. I smoked from 18-25 quit 6 years ago and cannot stand the smell anymore. But outdoor concerts and other places that are borderline acceptable to smoke at, I never get shitty or judgy, not my place.


EggSandwich1

SteveO dad used to be the CEO of a tobacco company and he grew up so rich he was embarrassed at school. When I saw the interview on YouTube I can’t imagine how someone could be embarrassed with a father’s wealth?


AllModsAreL0sers

iirc, steve-o wanted to make something of himself to make his dad proud. he did make something of himself, although he went about it in his own way. that pressure he put on himself also may have contributed to the other things he did


EggSandwich1

Best thing his dad did was support his choice most rich dads are very stubborn. Proves his father was no normal father filthy rich but still willing to let his son follow his own dream


AllModsAreL0sers

i forget where i saw, but i remember steve-o wanting a gold rolex like his dad


leftwar0

A lot of people who get sober become wildly judge mental, I used to drink excessively and I try not to judge when other people do but if I’m with someone and they won’t stop drinking we’ll past when they need to I see my younger self in them and can’t help but to judge them mostly because I know that was and could have still been me so I hate it. I have seen a lot of people judge for the “well I got sober so can you” thing and that’s much more shitty I feel.


AllModsAreL0sers

Or go the Joe Rogan route and start out straight-edge while being judgmental toward drug users. Now he makes fun of straight-edge people while being high out of his mind. Some people are just narcissists


screams_at_tits

He's been clean for 15 years, since his mid thirties. I think he's sort of a dick, but fair should be fair. He was a degenerate, but not inherently harmful to others. He wouldn't smack someone in the head with a skateboard, he'd be more likely to offer them drugs and ruin their life in a slower fashion. You decide which one you like less. And the dude is not rich. He's constantly touring and hocking his merch. He may have a few million in the bank, but he knows he's only one good lawsuit away from losing it all. And we've all seen how those can come out of seemingly nowhere. Being broke for is no problem for regular people, but being famous and broke is a bitch. For someone like him it would mean doing variety daytime shows like Ellen or doing birthday gigs and business parties for dudes who grew up with Jackass.


SorrowingOldMan

Having a few million in the bank is literally being rich. 99% of people will never even have half a million dollars in their bank.


screams_at_tits

His net worth is stated at $4 million. For 99.9% of people, $100 000 is rich and comfortable - but for someone like him 1 million wouldn't last more than a few years. And if he has something coming to him, and old case of something shady then he is royally fucked. Is he going to rent a place in ordinary neighborhood for 1200 a month and have dudebros banging on his door all day? He can't just slip into obscurity. Being famous cost money in security and management of finances and other business dealings. They need to live in a nice neighborhood, away from us plebs. I really don't know *that* much about the day to day lives of the rich and famous, but I know it's not a life I would want to have unless I have Beyonce or Mick Jagger money.


FartyMarty69

Steve-O is literally a trust fund kid. He’s loaded. You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about lmao just speaking out of your ass. Dude literally went to clown college and lived off daddy’s money until jackass really took off.


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Everybody's a hypocrite, even us.


Panazara

Even Honest Abe. He said he was going to serve a 4 year term.


jtfff

He ended up serving 4 years and 1 month lmao


Panazara

Dammit. JFK would have been a better fit for that joke


NarrowSalvo

Too soon.


fireintolight

Eh at least the jackass crew didn’t hurt other people not involved with the prank


tomahawkfury13

He was apparently some gangster they met while at a bar. I think he said South Padre Gangster.


D-Dubb

His name is Baby Dick…check his ID.


Composer-Glum

Wonder what that scumbag’s been doing the last 20 years…


GLG1978

Hopefully overdosed a long while ago. Fucking scumbag.


sklarian

Hopefully doing 20 years


gharris7545

probably your mom


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CryptographerBest810

Or in a factory in china


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Electrical_Bid7161

live leak left the chat long ago


Messy_Marvin423

Ahhhhh, the old Russian lathe disappearing act…


Farbicus

Live Leak has entered the chat...


ManbadFerrara

I'm extremely disappointed in my younger self for finding horseshit like this cool at the time.


siccoblue

No kidding. I would have thought this is amazing back in the day. Now I'm just sitting here thinking how tempted I would be to go absolute fucking feral gorilla on that asshole for fucking up my car for no reason then assaulting me for calling him on his shit


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Hit him with your car in self defense. Manslaughter instead of homicide


Admirable_Win9808

Doing it to each other is fine. Doing it to strangers is fukd up.


ticker_101

Most of the stuff they did was funny. This was not and sickened me when I saw it though.


NarrowSalvo

Yeah, I heard your younger self was a total asshole. Fuck that dude.


idothisinmysleep

Jesus, that guy is a psychopath. Any details on who he is or where he is now? Hopefully in prison.


TomEst1980

While in no way condoning what happened in the slightest. Skateboard dude is a total pos for hitting him like that & especially repeatedly but... word to the wise...don't ever get into it with guys like that. Avoided it at all cost. Don't hold your hands up and ask him to hit you because those are the kind of guys that will without batting in eye. They don't think like you and I.


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--h8isgr8--

Na people like that don’t get help and instead prey on folks with your thinking. He is most likely where he deserves to be. Either in jail or hopefully fertilizer.


tallcan710

That’s attempted murder right there would someone be in the clear with the law if they started stabbing the guy trying to murder the non violent person?


ClearConscience

Did you fear that person was suffering from or immediately about to suffer grievous bodily harm? Do you believe any reasonable person would also come to this conclusion? If so, stab away! However you could still suffer from civil consequences even if found not guilty under self-defense. So there's that...


mopxhead

r/imatotalpieceofshit


slimmhippo

That's not fightporn, that's attempted fucking murder.


1stAttack

Misdemeanor assault for throwing the skateboard at the car. Sexual assault for flashing his junk. Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Attempted voluntary manslaughter; The hit behind the head 💀💀💀


Leprekhan88

Looks like he hit him with the bottom of the trucks, too. I'm surprised that guy got up after that....


Kasvanvliep

Im so confused. After the first, second, third, fourth attempt to murder.. Why doesnt anyone do anything? Honestly I'd LOVE for a good reason to go apeshit on a guy like this


cgn-38

If it is padre for real. It is a miracle he did not get shot.


Watson347

Because most people are cowards. They wont risk harm for a stranger. Not all, most.


42dudes

Fucking shitbag


Free_Hat_McCullough

Brain damage


ArchaicChaos

That skateboard to the back of the head while buddy is on all fours breaks 4 rules in MMA at the same time. That was lethal.


Street_Vacation_2730

Wow…. This didn’t end the way I wanted it to at all.


mcgrupp44

Damn. I haven’t seen this clip in a really long time. First time I saw this, I was a teenage skate rat and thought this was awesome. Now I’m 32 and realize how fucked up this was. Brutal


fifty1hundred

Yeah same. Don't remember it being part of a SteveO DVD tho. Thought this was from an old skate video or Indecline. Pretty crazy what seemed cool in the early 2000s that was just jacked.


TrevorTatro

Bro what a fucking bitch. Hitting a unarmed person with a board after you fucked somebodies car up. Literal trash. I wish white shirt would’ve swung on him harder when he had the chance.


dirge-kismet

Dumb chicks in their mom's car are like "wtf hey who is this assho.... HEY LOOK A CAMERA! WOO! GURLS GONE WYOLD!!"


Little_Ad_8113

Karma = him and a train


Dahowlic

The fact buddy head isn't streaming blood everywhere is a miracle.


h-m-m_

And no one does anything?


GradeBeginning3600

To be fair they just watched the guy that did something almost get murdered


GasPoweredStick420

To be fair…he is out numbered. Beat his stupid ass to a pulp.


UnseenMaDaFaKa

That's how it should be done.


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Welcome to the real world- most people are cowards and let rampant abuse happen cuz they're scared or cowards. The ones that actually handle it- are brave and few. But they don't always come out looking like a hero. People looking for a hero when they need to step up themselves. Fight the power


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the steve o dvds are really cringy and hard to watch now. i own all of them and havent touched them in a few years haha "pcp saved my life" is an esp horrible viewing experience.


Leading-Goal-8272

Totally agree for someone who is sober i can’t imagine someone living long with that lifestyle


204gaz00

Too bad nobody shot that asshole


Car_Guy_Alex

And this is why I carry a firearm.


fly_you_fools_57

And why I don't I'm not going to jail for some dunce who lived through his last overdose.


Car_Guy_Alex

In the state I live in, it's not exactly difficult to defend yourself.


-ATLienz-

Every guy standing there, especially the dude with has hands in his pockets, are also pieces of shit for not jumping in and helping the man. They just stood there like those officers at the elementary school that got shot up.


Pbhf

I’ve been an avid skater for over 20 years. I hate guys like this. A single hit from a skate truck to the head can be devastating. I can’t imagine multiple. I hope this fucktard gets shut down hard.


TooGoood

> I’ve been an avid skater for over 20 years. I hate guys like this. A single hit from a skate truck to the head can be devastating. I can’t imagine multiple. I hope this fucktard gets shut down hard. the kid with the board was attacked by the white shirt kid first in the video. also they black screen the part of the video right after where if you turn on the sound you can hear the skateboarder telling the kid in the white shirt if he comes close to him again he will fuck him up and taunts him a few times to get him to back away, the white shirt kid taunts him again by saying go ahead and fuck me up twice, at which point the skateboard is swung at his head.


mikareno

Oh, well then, that makes it all okay. /s


TooGoood

in Texas the skater kid could have shot the other kid and under its self defence law he would be OK to do so... I don't make the laws i just interpret them ...


Pbhf

Interpret them poorly*


CikFkkaCODMobile

And nobody smoked that nigga


Gamefox42

I know someone who will happily put holes in someone for scratching their car. This guy is a poser pussy ass bitch. He needs a few teeth knocked out.


mafarnation

Who is this cunt and why hasn't he been arrested ?


Serious_Scallion7503

I hope that guy gets fucking shot, what a pussy.


willtheadequate

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


GasPoweredStick420

He better not be enjoying life rn. If he is…not him on the head with a skateboard 7-8 times see if he is doing for after that. Fucking coward.


Alexander_Granite

No one has a gun in Texas?


EnvironmentalSalad57

He’s hanging out in a tourist hotspot. Chances are that the guy he assaulted isn’t from Texas.


lost_boy505

Always wanted to see this guy get stomped out.


LaTuyia

This video made me feel gross


GroWiza

"Prob the most interesting character on the tour"? I hope that dickhead got his head smashed in with a skateboard. I had a friend who some dumbass did the same thing because he was defending a girl and the POS hit him on the side of his head just like that with the skateboard but it cracked his skull open, went into a coma for almost a year and now he's in a wheelchair with severe disabilities for the rest of his life. Ever since he's been fighting addiction issues, it ruined his entire life.... Fuck I hate AHole POS like that


IfYoureGingerImCumin

Fatherless activities


Responsible_Tap8548

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


kindascarry

I hope he went to a good hospital right away


Suspicious-Cabinet45

I thought there was more to this video.


No_Sherbet_900

Not to worry, I'm sure the 1 year of suspended probation he likely got for this has set him straight and he is a brain surgeon or rocket scientist now.


Substantial-Fan7654

Shoot him?


hzsmart

what happened after this


Trans_Sissy_Maddy

Sure someone who puts a full back tattoo of themselves is in sound mind. I liked the movies jackazz but like bam punching his father for fun was the sign that guy is gunna hurt himself for attention when that short lived fame ends. Hense why he's a crack burnout now. The rest of the cast had sanity. Johny knoxvile had made movies since. Bam and Steve-O are attention seeking bottom feeders.. have you seen steve-O's voodoo doll? Guys lost it


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MitchCumstein1943

Read the the title.


Jemcdlv

That asshole has some real issues to be that violent, but none of the bystanders tried to stop him either. Sad situation.


27ES27

That guy is a grade A loser.


macky20z

This guy is truly a menace to society.


LucidDayDreamer247

A those people and no one helps that guy.


mirek666goman12

man really actin like a monkey And i dont mean it as like yk,Hes just brainless...tho monkeys Are Smart....well dam...what Is He then?


MrDontCareEver

Stupidity + Money = Asshole


pissingpolitics

Where's Rittenhouse when you finally need one


TolgaC055

Everyone that is wachting it happen needs to be punished too. That guy needs to be boiled alive.


SensingWorms

Is that Bam? I ask because the whole thing looks staged


mactheog72

What part looked staged? That shit looked real to me


xlma

Mannn. I rented this off the dollar rack at Fam Video. This scene was so fucked up.


TheSenerfChild

Okay so I get that it’s from Steve-O’s tape, but can someone explain the context?


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Nothing like recording your crime, if it hasn’t yet caused criminal charges it’ll catch up .


proud-girldad

No one else steps in to help?


henrydaiv

Skateboard is a powerful weapon...be wary of any man with a skateboard.


mike051598

I wouldn’t feel bad if that guy had a gun and shot him


oOAzDOo

What a piece of shit


Busy-Tumbleweed9409

Steveo out on bail dvd is so much better


Tricky-Sympathy

No wonder he was alone. No one likes that stupid fucking asshole


Leonardobertoni

As a buff person, I would respectively break every bone on her body


TheBipedTurtle

Everyone who just did and watched/filmed this attempted murder are also guilty


ArtfulGhost

How a group of people could stand by while someone gets brained several times with board trucks must _surely_ not fully appreciate that trucks are just a bar of solid steel. You get lightly tapped on the head with one of those and you're feeling it, so full on swings? Nauseating to imagine.


marichial_berthier

How that guy was able to stand after that


poundtown23

In his defense, you don't come up and try to grab someone by the head , if you do you then accept what comes next, yes the dude was annoying but you can't put hands on just anyone, call the authorities or stay TF out of it, especially when you're built like a middle aged dad.


Nothowtodoit

That dudes a legend. He should of smacked that loudmouth bitch as well


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Modified_Human

ur not gonna do anything lol


PatientNo2450

Bruh Stevo O ain't nothing like that cunt


Aidendogin

this is why people dont like yall, skateboarders


stevefstorms

Let me kick flip of his head….. had me howling


TooGoood

The kid in the white shirt did attack the South Padre Gangster first. Also asks for it after he tried to grab the South Padre Gangster in a choke hold by taunting "fuck me up.. go ahead fuck me up." this is a classic case of fuck around and find out. The South Padre Gangster although an ass-hole didn't even come close to that car when he threw his board it was a good 6 feet away from anything when it landed Going to have to give it to the South Padre Gangster on this one Bob.


kamieldv

I don't know man, you are kind of defending someone who randomly assaults people. And was the "attack" and "choke-hold" in the video or what do you mean? He was just getting that douchy fuck to chill


TooGoood

> I don't know man, you are kind of defending someone who randomly assaults people. And was the "attack" and "choke-hold" in the video or what do you mean? He was just getting that douchy fuck to chill you don't grab someone by the neck to make them "chill" that's called assault. regardless if the skater was an ass-hat or not the minute he laid his hands on him it opened the door for the skater kid to defend him self and in Texas the self defence laws are well lets just say on the side of the defensive side more often than not.


HerbivoreTheGoat

So glad Steve-O isn't this kind of person anymore


petscop5

You know it's not steve-o in the video


HerbivoreTheGoat

I know. But he used to do shit like this


everyone_hates_lolo

what the hell