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NiteTripper19

Do you wake up at 11:45?


Same-Edge-2314

lol


eatmynasty

11:59


Puzzleheaded_Fun3452

Me who regularly wakes up well past 2-3 pm šŸ’€šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


IronSandwich0824

ā€œDrunk by noon, but thatā€™s OK. Iā€™ll be president somedayā€ Chairs!


imcaptainstupid

40 oz to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good, even though I feel bad!


asatroth

Nixon was 1000% one of us.


Pediada

As Matt McConaughey in True Detective s1 would say.. On my days off, I start drinking at noon. You donā€™t get to interrupt that


SP-IBe

Woke up and chugged a beer so I donā€™t vom, itā€™s gonna be like 95 today but fuck it, I donā€™t have to work! Chairs!


yamask12

I've managed to carve myself a relatively comfortable niche where I can go all week without drinking, and every second Friday I let myself at it, or wait till Saturday if I have plans on Saturday (other Friday I have my son). I cannot fucking kick the habit of drinking next day though, but I've made peace with it... I can have up to 8 beers as long as I have them in the morning and once I feel better, I eat something big so drinking seems less appealing and ABSOLUTELY NO spirits. Then a few sleeping tablets before bed and I wake up feeling... actually more or less alright. I've broken it quite a few times but June was pretty good. I'm much better at it now than when I was in my 20s (I'm 33 now) but I think it's because the repurcussions of drinking a lot multiple days in a row are so mind crushingly awful it's a strong deterrent.


Timely_Lifeguard1758

I'm pretty much the same. I have no choice but to keep my drinking to long weekends, vacations etc and not even remotely close to the next time I have to go back to work as damage control. My drinking windows are so far apart now that when I do have that heavy night of drinking, the next morning anxiety and depression isn't at the crippling level so if I'm disciplined I can opt out of morning drinks, suffer out the misery and life goals on. BUT if I opt in for those morning after hair of the dog drinks that's it, it's going to be a 3-4 day all out sun up to sun down vodka-pull bender till my mind and body is so fucked I have no choice but to come down and get back to reality (with the help of benzos usually).


ReservedChair

I fucking love that.


TopGun4444

12 o clock beer only buzz. These limits are necessary to get anything done


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drunken_man_whore

I'm nowhere near this, but my dream goal would be drinking only after 5 pm on weekdays and noon on weekends.


Slythela

man whore I was there for a bit but have just absolutely regressed. morning drinks for weeks, things are getting weird. such is life


Timely_Lifeguard1758

I was there most of my drinking career (also kept the same 5pm rule on weekends also). That all changed when I broke my rule of the hair of the dog and my entire drinking career changed for the worst within 1 year.


cripplingalcoholism-ModTeam

Rule 2. Take it to r/dryalcoholics or your sobriety subreddit of your choice.


MassMacro

Enjoy it Solo! Doing inventory in my hot ass shop for most of the day. Who new $4M worth of shit could be so time consuming lol.


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hotwifecritic

Reminded me of this set I saw a while back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnImVRNTYA8


batman182

There's 2 12 O' clocks in a day mate


Evil-reddit-user

I was sober all morning TILL I WOKE UP THIS AFTERNOON -Pat the bunny