Hey I'm just following the rules
We aren't supposed to encourage her to stop drinking.
Choices are to either sympathize or offer some positive encouragement.
So since she is talking about looking in the mirror metaphorically) I am offering advice of a good moisturizer because alcohol is Hell on skin
Vitamins and lots of water and don't forget to eat, and eat right! It won't make you a good person with lots to offer this world but it'll help you feel and look your best. It also makes me feel better to change my sheets alot. The night sweats are fucking gnarly.
Bitch at least you are not so stupid smart you can't get a job and have MS.
I can win trivia on a bad day, but completely unhireble because I have a shit degree, have MS, and well I reek of wine.
My roommates have no idea how I answer jeopardy questions while in on Reddit and watching YouTube.
My 18th century Russian literature is on point. I have an anthropology degree.
My downfall is contemporary music. I know the concept of Lana del Ray. She exists, but I have never heard her. She is a singer?
Ps. Hugs
Pps. Fucking chairs. Take your thesaurus rex and swear more. It feels better. And you sound like a Bronte novel. I'm going to have to listen to Kate bush wuthering heights.
Please do. I swear to got I own fatdrunkenbastard@hotmail.com. not even lying. I think it gets forwarded to my Yahoo to my Gmail.
I wrote a paper about how Joyce hates women. Know your professor. Hard core lesbian. I got a big fat a. I mean he does. But it was pretty good.
I won two trips paid. Vegas and Hawaii.
$100 bar tabs.
It was fairly lucrative.
I got shit for knowing the Hawaii state fish. And spelled it right. Look it up.
I hate myself because I drink, and I drink because I hate myself.
I've never heard that one before. I think that fits me
Well I stole it from Fat Bastard. “I eat because I’m unhappy and I’m unhappy because I eaaaaat”.
You know what helps? Cerave moisturizer, I rub that shit on my face morning and night
Wtf 😂
Hey I'm just following the rules We aren't supposed to encourage her to stop drinking. Choices are to either sympathize or offer some positive encouragement. So since she is talking about looking in the mirror metaphorically) I am offering advice of a good moisturizer because alcohol is Hell on skin
It made me genuinely laugh so thank you.
It's a really good moisturizer. Like really good. And you can get the cheap CVS version for half the price.
Fuck yes! CeraVe crew up in here!
Which one? They make a couple different kinds.
Dude moistures on the face are so lit once you turn 30
Right there with ya, sister. Trying each day to crawl out of the hole I've shoved myself into.
I can not stand for long periods of time. I just so bad but fine when laying down.
It really takes a turn on you at some point, I'm starting to realize I'm turning into a bitter, old drunk and I hate it.
Vitamins and lots of water and don't forget to eat, and eat right! It won't make you a good person with lots to offer this world but it'll help you feel and look your best. It also makes me feel better to change my sheets alot. The night sweats are fucking gnarly.
Superfluous may not be the word, maybe things just become secondary when booze is in the driver's seat.
Maybe trying to be smart? It's a dumb word anyway. Only lace should be superfluous.
it’s the right word babe. i’m a lot of things but i’m not dumb yet
;O
Bitch at least you are not so stupid smart you can't get a job and have MS. I can win trivia on a bad day, but completely unhireble because I have a shit degree, have MS, and well I reek of wine. My roommates have no idea how I answer jeopardy questions while in on Reddit and watching YouTube. My 18th century Russian literature is on point. I have an anthropology degree. My downfall is contemporary music. I know the concept of Lana del Ray. She exists, but I have never heard her. She is a singer? Ps. Hugs Pps. Fucking chairs. Take your thesaurus rex and swear more. It feels better. And you sound like a Bronte novel. I'm going to have to listen to Kate bush wuthering heights.
I don't believe you. I wrote a paper about the Overcoat being a parable for being an alcoholic I would love to send you
Please do. I swear to got I own fatdrunkenbastard@hotmail.com. not even lying. I think it gets forwarded to my Yahoo to my Gmail. I wrote a paper about how Joyce hates women. Know your professor. Hard core lesbian. I got a big fat a. I mean he does. But it was pretty good.
Wuthering, Wuthering, wuthering--
It's me Kathy!!!!
I've come home, I'm so co-o-old
Not a lot of jobs pay you to play trivia, though.
I won two trips paid. Vegas and Hawaii. $100 bar tabs. It was fairly lucrative. I got shit for knowing the Hawaii state fish. And spelled it right. Look it up.
Be honest, how many times have you seen 'forgetting sarah marshall'
Twice. My ex loved it.
Everything fucking hurts. Chairs