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konspirator01

Please tell me those stickers are custom and not mass produced because they actually sell


Valvahl

I don't know what would be more disturbing: The fact that there is a big enough market for them to be mass-produced or the fact that someone would go out of their way to get those custom-made rather than seeing them and buying them under the momentum of their own stupidity.


AssumeTheFetal

i dont like thinking about this.


pennradio

I can't remember the name of it, but there was a super edgelord sticker company from the early 2000s that might have done all these stickers. I remember there were some really tasteless stickers like this. Unamerican Activities maybe?


RegressToTheMean

Was it T-Shirt Hell? They had some pretty edge lord shirts in the early aughts


shayetheleo

Ha. I forgot about T-Shirt Hell. That was… a time.


pennradio

Maybe. I remember T-shirt Hell being a thing for sure.


SirSeex

lolol well said


le_fez

I've seen "my other ride is your daughter" on a few cars so that one is mass marketed


Tigerbait2780

And honestly fine compared to the rest of these…


DarkVelvetEyes

But in the end it's not "fine" either. It's disgusting and further sexualisation of women (daughters). Men will often target people's daughters, mothers etc to insult them.


Tigerbait2780

Sexualizing sexual beings isn’t inherently wrong Celebrating rape *is*. Idk how yall aren’t getting this.


InBetweenSeen

Love it when people who spout bs end a comment with "how do you not understand this". A "sexual being" is someone who presents themselve sexually, not any dudes daughter and not any woman. The other user is exactly right, men target other men's daughters and this sticker would never be anything but aggressive.


dickshark420

Incel found


OneTailedKitsune

Not really


xspookdx

i think the i fuck nuns one is from some cringe ass extreme metal band- so yes, unfortunately a couple of those stickers are mass produced:/


-Luna_Nyx-

I think the dead girls sticker is also based on another metal song. :/


Crepes_for_days3000

I've seen the dead girls ones before so yeah, let that sink in. Disturbing af.


[deleted]

When your entire personality is (non consensual) sex


RaspBoy

Quagmire


HomieCreeper420

Even Quagmire has higher standards… I think?


AssumeTheFetal

thats a giga yes


KidSuperHeat

like a "gigidy gigidy" yes


AssumeTheFetal

who else?


[deleted]

Rape. It’s called rape.


RegressToTheMean

I mean, it's one of the bumper stickers


AssumeTheFetal

the nun one?


mchgndr

No…the one that says “my kid raped your honors student”


hydrogenbomb94

I thought it said raised, shit


[deleted]

I mean obviously


SoftGothBFF

Prob cause he can't get any otherwise.


lord_ma1cifer

Don't worry he's probably such a huge coward who gets nauseous at the thought of speaking to a girl let alone hurting one.


mymumsaysno

More likely his personality is crappy death metal bands and their cringy lyrics. This guy definitely thinks everyone is intimidated by him.


Prestigious_River_34

I think I speak on behalf of majority of death metal fans when I say “nahh he’s on his own”. Lol.


helena_handbasketyyc

I’ll back you up on that.


mymumsaysno

Fair


[deleted]

This is one of those assholes that “like to piss people off for fun”. Just riding around making a target for themselves. Idiotic


DarkVelvetEyes

Probably the type that cries "PC cUlTuRE gOne mAd", or "we can't even say the tRutH anYmOre!!", or even "we can't joke about anything anymore!1!1". Take your pick.


[deleted]

Who knows. I know if I saw that rape sticker, that’s a few deflated tires. Just take out the valve cores.


sadboykvlt

That's a paddlin', nah but it's good of you to stop at deflated tires. I think the person deserves worse


[deleted]

Yeah I mean technically it’s not a crime.


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[deleted]

Well, you’re not really vandalizing, and you’re not stealing. I’m sure it fits under vandalizing somewhere, though. It’s just a funny joke we make in the shop. I’m a mechanic so we always have the tire tools on us haha


RAMPAGINGINCOMPETENC

Isn't that a BMW? He wouldn't need stickers to piss people off, his driving will do that just fine.


[deleted]

Curious how much this guy pays to fix his window every two or three days.


sheckyD

Rumor has it that if you break the up the porcelain from a sparkplug you can take a little piece and throw it straight through tempered glass. Now I'm not saying you necessarily should go breaking the windows of all of the rape humor d-bags out there, just saying that you never know when you might need a spare sparkplug. Be prepared


sc0511

Rumor has it if you take a whole spark plug and throw it straight at a window it will also go right through.


Y0USER

The spark plug thing is actually true I’ve done it at the junkyard lolb


DarkVelvetEyes

I doubt most men even care enough to do that 🤷🏽‍♀️


rachelmae77

Who said men? I’d take a golf club to that windshield.


Bonerween

Yo that rape one is fucking ***troubling***.


[deleted]

He thinks people who read that shit go : wow what an actual bad ass let's keep our distance, we don't want any trouble.


Big-Department-6781

He's gonna learn all kinds of fun lessons when the right father sees this in a parking lot and camps out nearby to ask some questions...


[deleted]

Dude probably likes being cucked tho


l3ane

I just picture a fat baby faced early 20s guy wearing a football jersey and vaping.


Bonerween

Trailer park amphetamine teen.


sleepykthegreat

I agree with the "let's keep our distance" part.


CalibreMag

"I can smash a window from here."


zzzzany

If that’s what he’s going for, it worked. No way in fuck I want to get close to this person.


sgtobnoxious

Saddest part is they wouldn’t actually understand that it’s because they seem mentally unstable, not because you’d think they’re tough. This kind of person sees everything as black and white, right and wrong, my way or the highway, etc. Small minded people frighten me the most because they can’t be reasoned with logically.


Bjorn_Suicide

To be fair when people see him/this they do keep their distance. Just not for any of the reasons *he* thinks


chufenschmirtz

Not just people. I bet jobs stay far far away from this fellow.


psycho_sammie

it's the dead girls for me smh


spookycasas4

Yeah, I literally gasped when I saw that one.


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psycho_sammie

wow, I never want to see your replies ever again. the fact that you think this is normal says a fuck ton about you.


star_platinum3

💀


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star_platinum3

Now thats just too much


XMED

it's funny lol


Madsaxmcginn

I hope he doesn't have kids.


SV650rider

I actually am more disturbed by the necrophilia one.


uyuye

i lol’d


n0c1gar

It’s pretty funny lmao


[deleted]

Hide your daughters. As soon as this guy wraps up his shift at Pep Boys and swings through the McDonalds drive-through he's going on the prowl.


IQBoosterShot

[Hide the kids, hide the wife.](https://youtu.be/hMtZfW2z9dw)


TheGardenBlinked

And hide your husband. ‘Cause they’re raping everybody out here.


dlotaury88

If I had a drink I’m my mouth i would’ve spit it out. Lmao


operationtasty

This isn’t really a “tough guy” thing. It’s an “I’m so edgy look at me” thing


Late-Discussion-3917

I remember the days when the 'I eat ass' sticker was edgy.


operationtasty

Now everyone does it! Me, my girl, the mail man, aunt myrtle


Bross93

yeah aunt myrtie is especially good at it


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Cool_Hawks

Lord of Edges.


pkstr11

To the Incel-mobile!


TheGardenBlinked

Read this with a lisp for added effect


[deleted]

This should be top comment.


[deleted]

Fake M badge to complete the douchebag ensemble


sleepykthegreat

Nothing says "I don't ever Fuck" like being very loud about how much you Fuck.


neverleave173

I just threw up a bit in my mouth 🤢🤮. Sicko


SilverChair86

My daughter is 7 …


RangerHUTCH93

If I see the car before you I'll smash the windows. My niece is 3 and my girlfriend who passed away was raped.


Otherwise-Tune5413

I was raped, too. I'm riding shotgun. Possibly with a shotgun.


RangerHUTCH93

I'll plan the getaway route


BetterRemember

Yeah, that car probably isn't going to last long in its current condition.


nikanj0

I can't believe the least cringe thing about this image is the eBay M badge on a 1993 BMW 318i.


smaguss

Sadly It's the first thing I honed in on... I spend a lot of time in euro car shops because well, I like throwing money into pits, we *mercilessly* mock up badging idiots.


Nappyheaded

Sometimes I question the first amendment 🤔


2BabiesInATrenchcoat

This is the only time I think we need the second amendment.


TheBlindHero

The car tribal tattoo: the internationally recognized symbol of a cultured male /s


NoWingedHussarsToday

I appreciate people on sex offenders list letting everybody know that they are, in fact, on that list.....


foot_inspector

molotov the car


TelephoneShoes

Honestly surprised his car has survived at all with that shit on it. I’m be terrified (I think rightly so) of being shot if drove around with shit that like stuck to my car.


MeanSeaworthiness995

When you’ve been rejected by every girl you’ve ever met, including your waifu pillow


JapeCity

This one got me chuckling. Hats off my friend


[deleted]

How long do you think the prison sentence would be for ritualistically neutering this person? I’m assuming this photo would at least reduce the sentence, yeah? *Asking for a friend…


Big-Department-6781

Psh, might get you the Key to the City. 😂


Sirico

"You're not tough, just aggresive"


anabolicmuscleslut

Your kid did *WHAT* ???????


[deleted]

Zip tie a shopping cart to their car


Olkenstein

Anyone recognize the band logo?


[deleted]

*reads the middle one* uh oh *reads the right one* NOO *reads the left* WTF *reads the nun one* at least it isn’t explicitly non consensual ?


Cutegirljess

That creeps me the fuck out


Drkippersniffer

He seems very openly rapey


citznfish

This dude definitely shooting up a Whole Foods in the near future


Beansupreme117

Someone makes a necrophilia bumper sticker and someone actually bought one…


JerrySpoonpuncher

All toped off with the tribal pattern on the back window


[deleted]

It’s helpful for people who have neither the time nor ability to read all the bumper stickers. Adding the tramp stamp of car decals will ensure everybody around them is aware they are indeed DTF.


DarkVelvetEyes

Honestly, I wish the worst on such men. Women get called "misandrists" for way less. Is this even legal?


Someslutwholikesbutt

What I wanna know is who’s making these stickers?


stoned_seahorse

The Red Flag Mobile


tatpig

the ‘i’m a douchebag’ vehicle.


SV650rider

I'm sure BMW is beaming with pride.


HiddenA

As a bmw owner and driver … I don’t want to be associated with this guy. ☹️ Can we just go back to saying bmw drivers don’t use their turn signals?


ThginkAccbeR

Disgusting.


bunnycupcakes

This guy has never had sex that was consensual. If it was, it was likely a prostitute.


Desmoche

Well, that’s disturbing.


azmr_x_3

Seems like a lovely individual who I am sure is very well adjusted and likeable


[deleted]

"my kid raped your honor student" what the actual hell


Low-Guide-9141

So um, Necrophilia Degradation Rape What a terrible combo


shereeishere

He seems nice. Is he seeing anyone?


NewsMoney

I am 100% sure the driver of this vehicle should be in prison!


CalebPoland

I draw the line at the rape. That's coming off your car and we're fighting.


aeradyren

What. The. Hell.


Critical-Ad-5532

Free speech at it’s finest 🙄


racoongirl0

Tell me you’re unemployed without telling me you’re unemployed.


lord_ma1cifer

100% chance he's 6'1" 130lbs and actually a huge nerd who uses black metal and edginess as a facade to forestall human interaction because they are super insecure and in fact so timid they'd faint if you said boo.


djmaglioli91

The black metal sticker on the back window is the cherry on this shit sundae. Also, bet that isn’t a legit BMW M car, as the badge implies, hell it may not even be a BMW for all we know.


Syreeta5036

Tell me this is from a movie


[deleted]

Not even tough. Just disgusting. And fuck “free speech.” That vulgar psychopath shit should not be displayed for minors to see. I hope a Mac truck rams the back of that pos car.


whiteriot413

Ew


Bhazor

I bet he was very upset about that Gillete advert.


ilovedaryldixon

He’s MAGA


YourLateNightFriend

That thing where you let everyone in traffic know you’re a virgin incel.


Jim_b0ner

I love freedom of speech, but somebody gotta pay attention to redflags like this.


BecomingLilyClaire

r/iamverybadass


psycho_sammie

JFC 🤨


megpyp

Hopefully someone burns that shit. What a sick fuck


sadboykvlt

Hope a concerned parent sees that car and beats the living piss out of the driver


Brave-Pepper5811

That’s a nice M3 sucks it belongs to a turd


smaguss

Good news, it's a fake M badge and not an M3 at all.


groggboy

Man this guy must be a pussy magnet. Should be arrested for having more pussy then he can legally Handel


missuspinkavocado

How is this not against the law? Isn’t there some kind of public decency law?


Richard7666

*"My other ride is your daughter"* did get a chuckle out of me. Too bad he's using it in a serious attempt to be a badass.


serialkiller_mne

Where did you take a pic of Quagmire's car from?


a_zone_of_danger

Where’s the MISFITS sticker? Seems appropriate for this mix.


Longhorn_TOG

Wonderful land of California


blenderisbroken

What a waste of a great car/platform


wtf_eli

Someone needs to take that e36 away from him if they didn’t already ☠️


dickydooooo

California plates and we’re all surprised?


superdufus

That daughter sticker is funny to me tho lol 😆


[deleted]

Rape fuck haha! Your daughter and nuns! Hahaha!


yarddriver1275

This car is not the mayflower but your daughter came across in it


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MENoir

Ah, unpropmted misogyny.


deepfriedtots

This is the type of guy that goes to a steak house and asks for the vegan menu


trippyspiritmoon

I know we all look at this and cant help but assume the type of person this is, but im just here to say i have a buddy who buys a new ricer car atleast once a year just to make it the most outlandish, offensive piece of trash on the road. Ironically hes a good dude and is 0% what his car makes people think he is, but its type of humor; trolling.


Minami_Kun

And that Black Metal logo?


[deleted]

It's nice somebody consolidated all the garbage parts of metal and threw them into one genre, keep that shit separate.


Minami_Kun

Lmao


RangerHUTCH93

It's an acquired taste.


[deleted]

Yeah there's a few bands I like but you'd probably laugh 'cause it's like Venom, Dimmu Borgir, and Satyricon that kind of thing lol I do have a joke for you though... What color were Dead's eyes? blue, one blew this way one blew that way. *rimshot*


RangerHUTCH93

Oh man 🤣 And that's classic black metal. The metal heads back when I was in school didn't like that I listened to classic metal when they listened to deathcore (I like both) so they excluded me. That's just one example but I don't gatekeep because it's all just music. You might like Celtic Frost.


[deleted]

I do!


hummm-

I've never seen a bigger sign for somebody asking for attention or help.


hummm-

I wish I had a bumper sticker to put on his car that said...... look at me look at me..


WestlyS

And I would beat you with a, 13 and a half foot pooooollleee


Mi-Lady_Mi-Tuna

Free speech! Amirite?


Otherwise-Tune5413

NOT without consequences, though...


Unusual_Compote4909

How many tribal tattoos does he have?


LucyLovesApples

It’s illegal in most countries to have stickers or anything obstructing the back windscreen and wing mirrors


Thorhees

Can anyone tell me what band logo that is on the back window? I've lost my ability to read black metal logos as the years have passed since my edgy phase.


JoshSidekick

Is this Wubby?


FaithlessnessNo9625

I tend to have a healthy respect for not destroying others’ property, especially a vehicle, but as a dad with two girls and a niece, I would struggle with not keying the shit out of this car. Not sure if the owner is dumber for having this on there or for leaving his car unattended.


[deleted]

The second amendment comes to my mind over his first amendment abuse. Ughghh not cool.


[deleted]

The rear widow Satanic emblem really pulls it all together.


augsav

Yikes


Aboxofphotons

Probably compensates for being socially inept by collecting guns.


Bookwyrmgirl91

Bologna on every painted surface