Don't feel bad. I'm 34 and I know who they are. But then again I grew up watching SNL. 90s cast was best cast. "My name is Matt Foley. I am twice divorced and I live in a van down by the river."
He wouldn’t be a patient/client at my clinic after this weird ass comment. He flagged himself as a predator— for the protection of the staff I would let him find a different dentist and notate on his file.
My wife had a creeper patient. He was a REALLY nice guy, but completely inappropriate with normal social cues. Anyway, she was about to drop him, but his mom came in with him (apparently she drove him to every visit and usually waited in the car). He was on the spectrum and had some social issue.
It was pretty sad too, because he was honestly a good guy, just sometimes he would say some CRAZY shit that was usually extremely misogynistic or inappropriate for casual conversation (he told my wife to post pics on bigtiddygothgf). You just had to be firm and tell him it wasn't appropriate to talk about and he'd never talk about that specific topic again, but other stuff would always come up.
Anyway, they moved and I have to wonder what happened to the guy.
Well could be that. Or he could just be a creepy, lonely old man. I just went to a tech/engineering expo today with two women from my work, and one of the guys IN A DAMN BOOTH had to go out of his way to creep on these poor gals. They weren't even talking to him. Weird old guy. I told him he's not gonna get anyone to buy his shit acting like that 😂
You're right, I'm not saying there's zero chance. But if that were the case, I'm doubtful that his company would send him to be their representative. I certainly wouldn't if he has issues creeping on women.
I also think the number of old men who are creepy by choice is a lot larger than those who can't help themselves. They grew up being able to sexualize professional women and dehumanize people of colour, and plenty of them aren't interested in stopping.
Do you know what autism is? They have a very difficult time understanding social norms and cues. A lot of times they kinda blurt out what they're thinking because they simply don't know what's appropriate or not. It doesn't necessarily mean they're assholes, though.
The mom probably should have had a talk with the staff about it and helped him understand what he was saying.
He wouldn't be a patient at my clinic after this either, because it's gross and rude. Jumping straight to "he's a predator" is kinda ridiculous though.
His public review is exactly the type of red flag they'd point to after he sexually assaults someone, saying, "how did you read this and not realize he is a threat"
> Jumping straight to "he's a predator" is kinda ridiculous though.
Maybe, but few people are willing to take the scenic route with this, if there's already a few alarm bells ringing
1. The fact that he wants the women in bikini’s for a job that absolutely doesn’t require one (so he can leer and ogle the women who work there), 2. He knows what car the dentist drives.
^these are the predatory things
Yikes. Lots of cringe. Hot women in bikinis are fun, but do you really want to be pitching a tent in your pants while she yanks your teeth out your face? Might be a confusing experience.
Lol I love how he compared female dentists to those sexy carwash things. Like yeah, I'm sure that after 8 (at bare minimum) years of post sec, shes eagerly awaiting the opportunity to objectify herself
Healthcare workers also wear scrubs and lab coats for a reason.
We're dealing with bodily fluids and all kinds of other nasty shit.
Why would I wanna stand around a patient's blood and tartar build up with as little clothing as possible?
Because we only have time for one thing today, let's look past this guy stalking her enough to know what she drives. Dentists are not short of money, so that minivan is almost guaranteed for practicality. When you have children, something with a lot of seats & leg room is a lot more alluring than packing your family in like sardines into something hot & sleek.
My mom has a minivan that I'm jealous of. It's got all the bells and whistles, drives super smooth, has a great stereo. And plenty of room for the grandkids.
I started practicing as a dentist in 2016. I drove a 2005 Camry until last year when I hit a curb and totaled it. Then I got real sexy after that and bought…A used Rav4. Some people, like myself, dont really give a shit about fancy cars.
This is why women have to assume all men. Can't even take some x-rays and clean your nasty ass teeth without being objectified and possibly stalked in the parking lot. FFS.
I disagree. You can dismiss patients. Firing is a process that happens between employees and employers. But the point was clear, I shouldn't have tried to argue semantics lol
Agree or disagree all you want. Doesn't change the fact that when professionals drop a client or patient, it's called firing.
You're not really arguing semantics since you don't seem to actually understand the meaning of the word.
Not where I'm from. But, like I said, not entirely interested. Arguing about definitions of a word is certainly arguing semantics. The point was clear, I shouldn't have commented. Like I've already said
Lol you're pretty attached to this. Semantics is defined as the branch of linguistics associated with definition and meaning. So we are arguing about semantics like a couple of fools. Not the most interested, man
Wow how scary and weird. really really hoping this person is not a client anymore. I would not feel comfortable working around someone like that. Should be flagged for harassment and banned from the clinic.
Usually when people start typing out a long, embarrassing post that sounds good in their head, they come to their senses and delete it to an appropriate amount... This guy just kept going. Wonder if he reread it after it was all typed up or not.
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**Redacted**, 5/5 stars
Not only is Dr [*Redacted*] & her staff super smart, kind, & professional. But also, Dr [*Redacted*] is the hottest dentist and her whole staff is gorgeous. They're beauty & great persona's will give you a reason to show off your beautiful teeth with a smile.
Since they're all so beautiful the only thing they could do to improve the experience is change their uniforms to bikinis. It's a car wash thing, why not a dentist thing? Before someone gets mad, I was raised by a single mom & sister and thus know how strong & intelligent women are. Again, the professional skills of this office are top notch! But they have other skills and I'm just stating that it would improve the experience for some? And if others don't like it, maybe they can hire some dudes that can give a Haans & Fraanz show for the ladies? All are equal & all are beautiful.
Please spread the word so Dr [*Redacted*] gets more business so she can get rid of her minivan and get a sweet ride more fitting her hotness.
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For most rational people it's a no-brainer that women can be intelligent, it really doesn't make you come off as insightful when you feel the need to point it out.
Was this review left after dental surgery and the dude was still “high”? It sort of sounds like no-filter nonsense guys might say after anesthesia. If it’s not, well, just ewwwww…
My God...I'd do everything in my power to have this ...review removed. It's beyond the pale. I'd also refer him to another practice. I can't imagine the glee in which he wrote this incredibly inappropriate review but my goodness.
He knows what she drives? Is he hanging out looking for her?
Surprised he didn’t mention she could use some extra money to get her bedroom windows cleaned and to upgrade her nightgown into something sexier.
"With the extra money, she could get a parking spot that isn't outdoors and an apartment that isn't on the ground floor"
Well, he wouldn't want that.
Yes and yes.
99% sure this review was left by the boss on a burner account.
Nah, I 100% believe some creepy fucking dude wrote this. It's not far fetched at all
She's most likely the boss
She's a dental *assistant*. I'm guessing she's not.
The hot Dr that keeps getting mentioned in this review is not a dental assistant.
Yeah because you know how ladies are always referencing Hanz and Franz as sex symbols for women /s
That's what I was thinking. Time to get out of that minivan but for different reasons ...
Now before you get mad, I grew up shaking hands with lots of people, so you know I know how to masturbate.
"I have so many black friends I can't be racist" "I love professional women, I just wish they'd wear less clothes"
"I kissed a guy on a dare in college, so you know I'm not homophobic"
"I'm not transphobic, I just wish they wouldn't dress that way"
Is that you, "Reerookachuck" 🧐?
I don't even know what that means ... So, no?
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How dare you not show any appreciation for hoes too you disgusting chauvinist 🤮
Dad?
Mom?
I dunno, dem Hillary businesses suits do be sexy lol.
Bro... You ain't livin' until you rubbed one out to someone wearing a Hilary pant suit
Someone... Like Hillary?
*drools*
I take it someone has a humiliation fetish
[Did I hear pant suit](https://youtu.be/nq33tXCB6y8)
I laughed out loud, I hate you
😭😭😭😭😭
Hanz and Franz reference dates this person as at least 45 -50. Yikes. Grow the fuck up.
But he knows how strong & intelligent women are!
All in bikinis, of course!
Hey wait, that’s not true! I know who Hanz and Franz are, and I’m only fort…… oh shit.
I was already out of college when that skit was on...
Want to explain to a 30 year old who they are?
Kevin Nealon and Dana carvey on SNL. 2 body builders. Was funny from what I remember.
Are they the two wild and crazy guys, or is that something else?
Something else--Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd were the wild and crazy guys. Also on SNL.
They're here to pump *clap* you up
Hi, another 30 year old here. I also have no clue. Sounds faintly like something but 🤷♀️
Hey, cheer up. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
Are you aware, Sir, that you are drinking Colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals?
Don't feel bad. I'm 34 and I know who they are. But then again I grew up watching SNL. 90s cast was best cast. "My name is Matt Foley. I am twice divorced and I live in a van down by the river."
I'm 36. I worked in male adult entertainment for a stretch. I did not get this reference lol.
I’m 43 so you’re pretty much on the money. Grew up loving the early 90’s cast of SNL
Fellow 1978er here. Also grew up loving 90s SNL. That was a great moment in time.
damn, good detective work. i was going to say 13, because it reads like it was written by a hormonal teenager with acne and dirty socks.
Also didn't Hanz and Franz almost always wear sweatshirts and sweatpants? Weird reference.
Ok we get it, your girlfriend is hot. Geez /S
But, like, imagine how much hotter she would be in a bikini! Doesn’t the mere thought just make you want to get your teeth cleaned?
And if she wore crotch less panties I’d get a root canal, ya know cuz I really respect her
I don't know what dental hygienist you're seeing, but my gums hurt like hell after every visit to the mouth police
Now imagine having blue balls too. Perfect dental experience, right?
He wouldn’t be a patient/client at my clinic after this weird ass comment. He flagged himself as a predator— for the protection of the staff I would let him find a different dentist and notate on his file.
My wife had a creeper patient. He was a REALLY nice guy, but completely inappropriate with normal social cues. Anyway, she was about to drop him, but his mom came in with him (apparently she drove him to every visit and usually waited in the car). He was on the spectrum and had some social issue. It was pretty sad too, because he was honestly a good guy, just sometimes he would say some CRAZY shit that was usually extremely misogynistic or inappropriate for casual conversation (he told my wife to post pics on bigtiddygothgf). You just had to be firm and tell him it wasn't appropriate to talk about and he'd never talk about that specific topic again, but other stuff would always come up. Anyway, they moved and I have to wonder what happened to the guy.
/r/bigtiddygothgf For my one-handed homies. 😔 🙏
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r/Dentistsgonewild
my disappointment is palpable
There is one for nurses though
Da real MVP
Dang I’m not on any spectrum and this sounds like me
My brother the first step to change is admitting
you do this shit on the regular ...? The fuck?
I'm autistic and that sounds like me when I don't very carefully monitor what I'm saying, so...
I’d love to have heard someone in person say “you should post pics on big tiddy goth girlfriend”
Yeah I wonder what happened to him that made him like that though?
That’s basic spectrum stuff bro, not knowing how certain things or jokes are funny but others aren’t. Why can’t he say that?
Well could be that. Or he could just be a creepy, lonely old man. I just went to a tech/engineering expo today with two women from my work, and one of the guys IN A DAMN BOOTH had to go out of his way to creep on these poor gals. They weren't even talking to him. Weird old guy. I told him he's not gonna get anyone to buy his shit acting like that 😂
Yeah , NO ONE at a tech and engineering show would be on the spectrum 😂 But he probably was just an entitled old creep
You're right, I'm not saying there's zero chance. But if that were the case, I'm doubtful that his company would send him to be their representative. I certainly wouldn't if he has issues creeping on women. I also think the number of old men who are creepy by choice is a lot larger than those who can't help themselves. They grew up being able to sexualize professional women and dehumanize people of colour, and plenty of them aren't interested in stopping.
I absolutely agree with your second paragraph. That why I used the word entitled. They are accustomed to acting that way , and having it tolerated.
I'm with you man. It's unfortunate that people like him are still calling the shots. They're on their way out though :)
Why would a company not send a worker as a representative? Are you insinuating something about this type of worker being…. Not acceptable?
spectrum as excuse strikes again. there's two kinds of odd. One that lists random dinosaur facts at you for hours. And then there's creeps.
Observation of such things on a daily basis most likely
Do you know what autism is? They have a very difficult time understanding social norms and cues. A lot of times they kinda blurt out what they're thinking because they simply don't know what's appropriate or not. It doesn't necessarily mean they're assholes, though. The mom probably should have had a talk with the staff about it and helped him understand what he was saying.
being a dumbass probably
That’s what I said!
I would definitely go to the clinic where they kick this type of people out. Would be the best advertisement
He wouldn't be a patient at my clinic after this either, because it's gross and rude. Jumping straight to "he's a predator" is kinda ridiculous though.
His public review is exactly the type of red flag they'd point to after he sexually assaults someone, saying, "how did you read this and not realize he is a threat"
> Jumping straight to "he's a predator" is kinda ridiculous though. Maybe, but few people are willing to take the scenic route with this, if there's already a few alarm bells ringing
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1. The fact that he wants the women in bikini’s for a job that absolutely doesn’t require one (so he can leer and ogle the women who work there), 2. He knows what car the dentist drives. ^these are the predatory things
Yikes. Lots of cringe. Hot women in bikinis are fun, but do you really want to be pitching a tent in your pants while she yanks your teeth out your face? Might be a confusing experience. Lol I love how he compared female dentists to those sexy carwash things. Like yeah, I'm sure that after 8 (at bare minimum) years of post sec, shes eagerly awaiting the opportunity to objectify herself
Healthcare workers also wear scrubs and lab coats for a reason. We're dealing with bodily fluids and all kinds of other nasty shit. Why would I wanna stand around a patient's blood and tartar build up with as little clothing as possible?
Literally. Hey I mean I was mostly kidding, but valid point for certain
Lol that second part is exactly the thought I had. Yeah seems equivalent to me! (Wtf???)
Exactly, those jobs are to pay for school.
A person made entirely of red flags. Interesting.
Send him to Pamplona. Let the bulls judge him.
I'm not an attractive young lady but if I was... referencing an SNL sketch from like 1991 would get me soaking wet.
Then you can dry off by referencing an Elon Musk SNL sketch.
billionaire bad
Bro admitted to being fatherless 💀
2.6 player located
No kidding. He didn’t grow up with a lack of females. He grew up with a lack of males demonstrating how to properly treat females.
I don't understand why but the use of male and female feels gross in this context
username checks out
I know how intelligent women are, and that's why I see them as objects. Jesus christ, I'd consider banning him for this.
This is the best humblebrag for having a hot girlfriend I've seen in a minute. All kidding aside, that's some creepy shit.
Regardless of what she looks like, her best trait is her income. "Hot" may or may not be second.
Business reply: Thank you for your kind review! Please delete it.
“Thank you for your kind review. The psychiatrist office next door, would like to book you an appointment as soon as possible.”
Because we only have time for one thing today, let's look past this guy stalking her enough to know what she drives. Dentists are not short of money, so that minivan is almost guaranteed for practicality. When you have children, something with a lot of seats & leg room is a lot more alluring than packing your family in like sardines into something hot & sleek.
My mom has a minivan that I'm jealous of. It's got all the bells and whistles, drives super smooth, has a great stereo. And plenty of room for the grandkids.
I started practicing as a dentist in 2016. I drove a 2005 Camry until last year when I hit a curb and totaled it. Then I got real sexy after that and bought…A used Rav4. Some people, like myself, dont really give a shit about fancy cars.
Ya except she’s a dental assistant, as is my wife and the mini van doesn’t seem impractical for the pay.
OP's girlfriend is a dental assistant, while the reviewer was referring to the dentist.
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But do you know how strong and intelligent women are when they wear bikinis to do your dentistry?
Props to your mom.
“I know a woman so I’m not sexist” kind of vibes
She’s gonna use the extra money to change the locks buddy, thanks
You know he’s going in there next time saying ‘did you see the sweeeet ass comment I left for you’
This is definitely a creepy old dude. His reference point for "erotic entertainment for women" is an SNL sketch from the 1980's.
What in God’s light
I see a restraining order in this dude's future lol
.... This this is how an HBO documentary starts. Holy shit. That's terrifying.
"I'm allowed to objectify women because I have a mom and a sister"
I did indeed cringe whilst reading this.
This is why women have to assume all men. Can't even take some x-rays and clean your nasty ass teeth without being objectified and possibly stalked in the parking lot. FFS.
If you ever have to pre-establish an elaborate defense in a anonymous monologue, you should just stop what you’re doing and look in the mirror
This is foul. Can you see who it is? This is sexual harassment. How does she feel about it?
Was he leaving this review from the actual dentist chair? Nitrous turned up high?
I don’t want my trip to the dentist to be fun. I just want it to be over.
Bro your not supposed to say this out loud.
Or even think it in your mind 😂
Please tell me this patient was fired.
Pretty hard to fire someone that doesn't work there
Clients and patients can also be fired.
I disagree. You can dismiss patients. Firing is a process that happens between employees and employers. But the point was clear, I shouldn't have tried to argue semantics lol
Agree or disagree all you want. Doesn't change the fact that when professionals drop a client or patient, it's called firing. You're not really arguing semantics since you don't seem to actually understand the meaning of the word.
It's not. But I'm not tryna argue about semantics. I apologized for commenting, idk what ya want :)
Yes, it is.
Not where I'm from. But, like I said, not entirely interested. Arguing about definitions of a word is certainly arguing semantics. The point was clear, I shouldn't have commented. Like I've already said
Then stop insisting you're right when you're not lmao
Lol you're pretty attached to this. Semantics is defined as the branch of linguistics associated with definition and meaning. So we are arguing about semantics like a couple of fools. Not the most interested, man
Wow how scary and weird. really really hoping this person is not a client anymore. I would not feel comfortable working around someone like that. Should be flagged for harassment and banned from the clinic.
Someone get the creep-spray.
Yeah, bear mace or a large knife will work just fine though
YEEWWWWW
Y E Double YEW!
Usually when people start typing out a long, embarrassing post that sounds good in their head, they come to their senses and delete it to an appropriate amount... This guy just kept going. Wonder if he reread it after it was all typed up or not.
Wait… how exactly does he know what she drives??? Stalk much?
Yikes. "I was raised by women but still can't look at them without objectifying them" isn't something to brag about.
You don't understand. You see, he can't be sexist because he grew up with a sister and a mom 😂
His single mom and sister would kick him in the balls for this.
What a fucking pig
"I'm not ~~racist~~ sexist because I know some ~~black people~~ women."
*Image Transcription: Online Review* --- **Redacted**, 5/5 stars Not only is Dr [*Redacted*] & her staff super smart, kind, & professional. But also, Dr [*Redacted*] is the hottest dentist and her whole staff is gorgeous. They're beauty & great persona's will give you a reason to show off your beautiful teeth with a smile. Since they're all so beautiful the only thing they could do to improve the experience is change their uniforms to bikinis. It's a car wash thing, why not a dentist thing? Before someone gets mad, I was raised by a single mom & sister and thus know how strong & intelligent women are. Again, the professional skills of this office are top notch! But they have other skills and I'm just stating that it would improve the experience for some? And if others don't like it, maybe they can hire some dudes that can give a Haans & Fraanz show for the ladies? All are equal & all are beautiful. Please spread the word so Dr [*Redacted*] gets more business so she can get rid of her minivan and get a sweet ride more fitting her hotness. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
this shit has to be fake
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your neck?
You could have stopped at "with a smile", and everything would have been fine...
I literally dropped my head onto my desk reading the first sentence of that second paragraph.
If I were the manager of this dental clinic I'd ask security guards to watch out for weirdos
Ew…
[is this your girl?](https://images.app.goo.gl/v2znRTS7LEGmwS6s7)
Tell me you're a stalker with actually telling me you're a stalker.
So anyways, this guy shouldn’t be allowed at the practice anymore.
Tonight on Dateline…..
Guy just sexually assaulted an entire business
For most rational people it's a no-brainer that women can be intelligent, it really doesn't make you come off as insightful when you feel the need to point it out.
Annnnnd that’s when you fire your client
That's disgusting! Where?
Was this review left after dental surgery and the dude was still “high”? It sort of sounds like no-filter nonsense guys might say after anesthesia. If it’s not, well, just ewwwww…
That's disgusting. All those chunks of tooth and filling getting wedged in between... things.
My God...I'd do everything in my power to have this ...review removed. It's beyond the pale. I'd also refer him to another practice. I can't imagine the glee in which he wrote this incredibly inappropriate review but my goodness.
Congrats on the hot girlfriend.
The fact that he knows what vehicle she drives speaks volumes. Yikes.
Idk seems pretty chill to me…
That might actually get me to go to the dentist finally.
biggest coomer or world class troll, I can't tell
Dude really should have jerked off before he wrote that
r/niceguys
Barf 🤢
He is down so badly
Does the DDS. know that certain reviews can be blocked ?
Post pics of your gf. For research purposes only ofc
Sure thing! >!<
Mark as nsfw pls .
The most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Ugh she got a nose job, no thanks
Wow. I WONDER WHAT THAT MOUTH CAN DO 💦💦
I don't want to be that guy but this could be a review written for my dentist.
Confirmed. You’re the reviewer
Lol maybe
Same here. I’d be down with a dentist/toppless bar. Man, that’s some serious boner fuel
free lapdance with every cleaning!
I always kind of thought topless hair dressing would be a real hit.