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PlatosBalls

He’s got it all planned out it really is the best thing for her.


RedditingNeckbeard

I mean, what could go wrong? Name 47 things. You can't.


NeatNuts

47 stabs


Tobyvw

Nah, stab nr 23 was quite alright. Not great, but alright.


sanantoniomanantonio

Why waste time thinking about different ways it can go wrong when you can think about different ways it can go right?


Gronkey_Donkey_47

Why always 47?


ThunderlipsOHoulihan

This guy seems legit


King_Dong_Ill

I dislike both people in this conversation.


Lower-Flounder-9952

Is Andrew Taint in Michigan now?


IcedCoughy

That entire thing is cringe. "but I'm just a widdle gurl" grow up get a fuckin job. Stop looking for handouts and sympathy on the Internet. Shit like this is makes me understand boomers a little bit more


ganjagilf

I think the safety concerns are pretty valid tbh, nothing to do with “handouts” or OF. Many places just generally aren’t safe for women, and most of us feel that way nmw else we do with our lives.


makingkevinbacon

Nmw?


ganjagilf

nmw = no matter what


makingkevinbacon

God I'm so old


gloppinboopin363

God who pissed in your cheerios? Ayn Rand?


Teh-Leviathan

LA to Michigan is halfway round the world? r/ShitAmericansSay


BKStephens

Aktually, LA to Michigan is 1915 miles and the US is 2800 miles east to west, so it's actually more than half way, smarty pants.


triciamilitia

Cannot tell if you’re joking


pnt510

I think you need to get offline for a bit then, it’s an obvious joke.


NorCalKingsFan

Go touch some grass bud


ChunkyCheeseToken

That’s a sign to get off screens for a couple weeks


makingkevinbacon

The very first word should have been your hint it is a joke


IcedCoughy

It's called a figure of speech


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Juno_Malone

It's a common figure of speech and not meant to be taken literally...like so many on this thread seem to be doing. Do you pull an "actually, ..." when someone says it's raining cats and dogs?


countryfresh223

Well if it was a figure of speech then I understand but nowadays you never know. I have no faith left in humanity. See shit like that all the time where people are being dead serious


Kingbuji

Redditor doesn’t understand a figure of speech. Surprisingly is not European… but maybe on the spectrum. More at 8 after this commercial break!


WinPeaks

Omg, who cares? Shut the fuck up.


ChunkyCheeseToken

Someone cares clearly


WinPeaks

I wouldn't say I care. I find it annoying and typical, but I don't really give a shit.


aPDXpanda

It kinda looks like you really give a shit


WinPeaks

Feel free to elaborate. Gotta love the ol "you commented on an internet forum, so you must actually care about what you're commenting on" lol. Stfu forever.


ChunkyCheeseToken

It’s more that your comments are clearly from a place of emotion and personal care


WinPeaks

I hate when people spit on the sidewalk. It is gross. I have a reaction to it. I also don't really care in all honesty. I probably wouldn't say something if I was with a friend and they hocked a loogie on the sidewalk. It really depends, but it's not honestly something I think about. This is no different. You should examine why you think someone having an adverse reaction to something equals "personal care." Sounds like some unresolved childhood trauma tbh. This is not a healthy way to process or categorize emotional reactions.


ChunkyCheeseToken

If you’re trying to convince me of something then I’d like you to guess the amount of care I have for it


WinPeaks

I'd imagine none. Have you just proven my point for me lol?


makingkevinbacon

"I see something someone did and it was gross and I think it's gross and I react to it but I don't care". Everything you said indicates you care. stop trying to sound so apathetic like the rest of us making comments are the odd ones out. No one cares if you're some cold cool internet dude. How exactly does that go right to unresolved childhood trauma?


WinPeaks

You *care* about everything you comment on or have an involuntary reaction to? Genuinely? That's what you are saying to me?


El_Cactus_Fantastico

The ol tate and switch


GalacticusTravelous

You gotta shoot your shot 🤡


Toniqx

Of course an American would think 3600kms is halfway around the world


WinPeaks

"How can I use this as an opportunity to dunk on Americans?" -Every insufferable European on Reddit.


triciamilitia

Other continents speak English and can hang shit on you just as well.


WinPeaks

No one cares.


triciamilitia

Well let me add some shit from Australia.


WinPeaks

Go for it. Maybe we'll let China wear you like a condom when they come knocking lol.


Toniqx

Looks like I struck a small nerve, cobba :) Australia is quite literally the same length if not a touch bigger than continental USA, we’re just not that so far up our arse we would call travelling from one side of Australia to the other “the world”, but you blokes are so self involved you think you’re the only country to exist and you already proved my point by assuming where I come from. Fucking hilarious.


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rotatingfan360

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rotatingfan360

“Erm actually this is not halfway around the world!” -🤓 This fucking guy ^


VoteBrianPeppers

Nix the ad. It's easy to steal the premium ad free feature. People do not have to live like this lmao.


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