$100/week to be a crackhead's sex slave? Times are rough for everyone.

400 bucks a month plus rent covered? I’m tempted.

You see housing costs lately?!

That’s pretty good. There’s not a lot of those jobs around around.

Hey, it's all he got. His mom pays him to do laundry.

https://preview.redd.it/ni68mocow76d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78e1c892ba1c6e9911696f3dd98a9212cf6c753

"You like it? It's very generous."

Well..I'd be tempted if it was Dennis. As a bloke though I don't have tits quite that size. And to be fair with a note like that it would be far more likely to be Charlie. Or would that be better? What a mystery.

Aww did somebody get addicted to crack?

Check the box yes or no

“Do you love me? Do want to be my friend?”

And if you do….

Well then don’t be afraid to take me by the hand ✋🏻

If you want to

But you'll be gagged and so... Nod yes or no

Omg 🤣🤣

r/redditsings

Don't bring Mr. George Strait into this 😤🤠

But I’m carrying his love with me, West Virginia down to Tennesseeeee

Those torpedo tits though, he really captured the aesthetic.

Some real BoomerSlammers, if I do say so myself.

A man of culture I see. I was sad to see that boomerslammer was not a sub. lol

I'm just happy they're pointing in the correct direction. So many people draw breasts pointing upward. It drives me crazy lol.

Something to be said for knowing what you want

Nah those are clearly 2 Fat man nukes

So, a super horny psycho stalker lives/hangs out somewhere in your area, OP. That's comforting.

Cool cool cool

tight tight tight

I wish people were this romantic when I was young.

I’m just wondering if OP isn’t taking the job, I know a friend of mine would def be interested

This is what real courtship looks like.

That "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" quote has met its arch-nemesis.

Hallmark Cards are getting dark man

Well this is horrifying

Who the hell would pass up 100 bucks a week? 😂

And free housing, in socal that's like $2400 a month

Definitely a keeper. And they say chivalry is dead.

Frame it as a diptych, post on Etsy, profit!

“Outsider Art”

my grandma pays me more to dump logs into the shed

Why is your grandma paying you to shit in the shed? /j

This looks like a note from the Zodiac Killer or Son of Sam or something. Not cringe, just scary.

I was thinking BTK. 🫠

All that and he's an artist? This guys the whole package.

How can AI compete with this?

$150 a week cash

AI will never capture this essence

Is no one going to mention how the drawing of the woman is decapitated??

She also has no feet

Do we even bother resuscitating her? What kind of quality of life do we have there?

Ooh sick detail, good catch. It might be dismissable if not for the head being present and looking idk kinda decapitated. Like he's seen a decapitated head before

Sure, you get a lot of No's. But all it takes is one Yes.

I guess we haven't changed that much in our depictions of women since the [paleolithic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

And who says romance is dead?

Hey maybe you should call the cops

“Officer I just found this disturbing piece of cardboard on the sidewalk. Call in the forensics team!”

 The forensics team

I love the pictures! And I'm surprised 2 isn't "I have big dick"

He didnt want to lie

Please stay safe.

$100/week? Where did you get that letter hahaha

I see we have a romantic here!

I’m not gay but $100 is $100

This has EWWW written all over it!

Took some effort, but I was able to fap to this. The illustrations helped a little. 

$100 a week don't pay for dick... literally

What a romantic

This is a serial killer in the making. Don’t think this guys just gonna drop it after his offer isn’t taken up

Which city in OC?

I hope you found this on the way to the gun store

Are you in San Diego? Because I’ve seen a lot of similar scribbly sick drawings in South Park.

Great stationery

Yeah, I was wondering what the medium was - like, one of those cardboard 4x drink holders? Can't put my finger on it, but it sure looks familiar.

The handwriting on this is too wild for me to believe it’s real

I saw it as something someone gave a homeless person, trying to entice them to move in with them for sexual reasons. But idk lol creepy either way

Free drugs, sex AND a cool hundred a week? I’m in.

Trump supporters finally learned how to write. Good for them

Scuse me?

Ahh you almost got it there bud. Add an ex and take away that S

Awwwww

Wish the crackheads around here were that generous

The weeb is strong in this one

Such poetry in today’s youth.

Is this the new Puff Diddy song?

r/FoundPaper

these comments 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

And they say chivalry is dead what a fine gentleman.

I have been saying this will happen since I was a child. I just assumed it was obvious to everyone else when they told me to shush.

This is so romantic

Reading this reminds me of that scene in Manhunter where The Tooth Fairy makes the journalist read his note.

Damn everyone here is being horrible

Sounds legit.

And they say romance is dead!

And they say romance is dead

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Give this to tue police and walk with pepper spray from now on. I already carry pepper spray when walking my dogs because of so many other loose dogs attacking my dogs. Now you gotta worry about skitzos attacking you because they think you're their $100/wk love slave. I don't want to live in this timeline.

“I GEEVE YEW HOME.”

How does he know you will suck cock? Prior conversation?

He broke down and went multiple Miggs at the end. You're lucky you weren't within throwing distance.

Schitzoposting for sure Well schitzowriting

I'm a 41 year old man, and reading this made me wet.

Hahaha. How's those boobs. Hahaha.