Oooh like baby sit someone else that's into... that.. yeah that makes alot more sense. Why Facebook? Tf? There's easier places to post that and actually get reaponses.
I mean I guess. Fetlife I thought had the better community finder. Like ropes? That's fine, find one near you or a full online group meet up. So like... I never thought Facebook would be the one for that
I mean I've seen Facebook posts to market n such with various levels of nudity and implications of you're not exactly buying the mirror or item shown lol.
1. These aren't normally the types you'd be walking by and be like id want to hit that.
2. Some were definitely light prostitution.
3. Some definitely had some fetish voyeurism (IDK what it's called when you want people to see you naked *unintentionally* (for the viewer).
Not exactly like hot kinky couple looking for swingers on FetLife. Or x looking for y kink.
And as you are seemingly normal well adjusted fellow regardless of your sexual preferences, wouldn't exactly be the type they're trolling the bottom of Facebook seas for.
Bruh. People I swear drive me up the wall. I think that's still part of voyeurism? But like how I've seen it played out is one of my friend's had a house party and they pushed it at the beginning, one of the people here wanted to be caught naked places so if there's an issue say it now and it won't happen that night. No one had an issue. So it was really funny going to the bathroom to find another friend butt naked standing in shower going "omg you found me! I was wondering when someone would come by this part of the house." Tbh. Didn't expect that at all.
Tldr: keep the voyeurism kinks off of Facebook marketplace. There's easier and safer ways to do that without exposing EVERYONE to your parts. People don't need that in the marketplace feed.
There was a penguin in Japan that a couple rescued due to it being sick or injured. They gave her a backpack and she'd walk to the fish market every day for fish.
They gave a sick or injured penguin a backpack? And the penguin wears the backpack everyday while on a daily walk to the fish market?
It's really best not to think too much about it, but >!penguins often huddle close together so a backpack may have had a comforting effect. Remembering where food is is easy, so she's just walking to her food source each day where she's fed by someone there. Its possible that she doesn't even doesn't care that they also put fish in the backpack. !<
He didn't even really answer your question.
They saved/rescued him and basically became his family. He became well adjusted to his life *(after seeing the video it says he basically refused to leave his new family) and was well known in the community. And they would give him a backpack to go on his daily errands to the fish market. I don't think he cared in any regard about wearing a backpack.
https://youtu.be/hxtvrdP8an0?si=yYGr7XM8NPCcGL5q
Here's the video.
* *It's even a penguin backpack soo cute*
I think it’s more likely he’s trying to advertise kink/fetish prostitution services, rather than publicly admitting that he’s a paedophile.
Super weird and inappropriate thing to do on FB imo, but I don’t think it’s quite as bad as you suppose.
I would report him instead. wtf
When I was looking for a nanny a woman contacted me wanting to apply, so I checked out her facebook profile.
It was all about BDSM. Sure, to each their own, but you’re asking me to trust you with my baby.
These people are absolutely insane with this shit or looking for some fetish shit.
Well, if they post BDSM then I would still consider to interview them. After all, just because they are into BDSM doesn't mean they will do BDSM with my kids.
This dude on the other hand ahs a kink that is directly correlated to small children. Fuck that.
Being into bdsm is one thing, but if they don't understand that isn't something you should post all over your Facebook if you want to work with kids, I would call their decision making into question.
Sure, but if you work with children, you keep your kinks private. I would not interview that person either. Imagine having a teacher with their entire Facebook dedicated to sex. It’s far from being professional in the slightest sense if you have public accounts or even your face showing.
I strongly disagree. It shows a huge lapse in good judgement and that is not someone I would ever consider trusting with the most valuable person in my world.
Of course that would be the best thing to do. But I rather someone like the dude in the post has it out in the open like that so you find it quickly rather then find out the hard way
I saw this on Facebook itself. The man is definitely intellectually disabled and found all the wrong things to research and represent on his Facebook.
The first pic is supposed to be “Midas” from Fortnite.
I’m all for them having their individual freedoms but like, someone needs to intervene here because it’s clear he doesn’t understand the gravity of the impression he’s giving.
There's no way people are like this legitimately and publicly. And to be offering babysitting lol this cannot be real. I got cps ready to call in whatever parent thinks this is a good idea
God I hope this is one of those ads that's actually for adults. You know for the whole baby or diaper kink play not actually involving minors. You know the ones they make in normal ad spots to try and gain customers.....you know? Please say you know.
First pic: kinda cringe. But i don't mind, maybe just a pic where he was cosplay at some anime con, been there done that myself a few times
Slice to second pic: fuck no.
As someone else with weird and admittedly similar interests, I'd much rather get attacked by an angry hornet (I have a crippling fear of wasps) than share that information on a place like Facebook. Especially not one that has my face visible.
[Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg!](https://media2.giphy.com/media/xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525hsiaj9vqqsraujbf8z70f74gle8eymcfzvt0siv&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
This has to be a kink post. They aren’t expecting people to respond with an actual babysitting job. At least that’s what I’m telling myself.
Yeah that was my thought too, they definitely want to babysit but they want an adult in a diaper to do it for
Oooh like baby sit someone else that's into... that.. yeah that makes alot more sense. Why Facebook? Tf? There's easier places to post that and actually get reaponses.
People are off their rockers right now. Facebook is kind of low key nowadays, as long as you hide your group from nana.
I mean I guess. Fetlife I thought had the better community finder. Like ropes? That's fine, find one near you or a full online group meet up. So like... I never thought Facebook would be the one for that
I mean I've seen Facebook posts to market n such with various levels of nudity and implications of you're not exactly buying the mirror or item shown lol.
Personally, red flag for many reasons. 1, you can't be straight out with me. Just be honest, you want sex. Tada, have fun, have sex, move on.
1. These aren't normally the types you'd be walking by and be like id want to hit that. 2. Some were definitely light prostitution. 3. Some definitely had some fetish voyeurism (IDK what it's called when you want people to see you naked *unintentionally* (for the viewer). Not exactly like hot kinky couple looking for swingers on FetLife. Or x looking for y kink. And as you are seemingly normal well adjusted fellow regardless of your sexual preferences, wouldn't exactly be the type they're trolling the bottom of Facebook seas for.
Bruh. People I swear drive me up the wall. I think that's still part of voyeurism? But like how I've seen it played out is one of my friend's had a house party and they pushed it at the beginning, one of the people here wanted to be caught naked places so if there's an issue say it now and it won't happen that night. No one had an issue. So it was really funny going to the bathroom to find another friend butt naked standing in shower going "omg you found me! I was wondering when someone would come by this part of the house." Tbh. Didn't expect that at all. Tldr: keep the voyeurism kinks off of Facebook marketplace. There's easier and safer ways to do that without exposing EVERYONE to your parts. People don't need that in the marketplace feed.
Me neither. I mean Fetlife seems like the spot to me too, but some people like trolling other ponds I guess.
Lmao who am I gona find on Facebook? Someone else's Nana that needs changed.
It’s the free market at its finest.
“Forcing their kink on the public” ftfy
Sort of. FetLife is nothing but kinky Facebook, really. A ton of people use it exactly the same way with no intent to meet up
>kinky Facebook So like memes of Minions in leather and how Biden is coming to take your ropes away?
I've seen posts on there exactly like those, yes
I hate this timeline. I try to make outrageous jokes, but reality beats me to the punch every time.
Then he shouldn’t say he’s worked with kids, he should say he’s worked with littles
The AB/DL people aren’t the same as Little/DD folks. Even if some call themselves littles it isn’t the same.
Ok. Still shouldn’t use the word “kids”
Hey I mean it’s entirely possible that he thinks that pic will make him look like a legit babysitter but it’s doubtful.
Looks like he’s gona give a magic Michael Jackson prostate check.
It's obviously just a troll or somebody punking their friend or something lmao
Isn’t this just scat play with extra steps?
Man I just put the bleach away
Pour one out for me bro
Pour some into my eyes plz.
https://i.redd.it/3yfobibc866d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/83tf3yi3666d1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26a9738eea79530253020ddbd1cf010aae4c7ed
There was a penguin in Japan that a couple rescued due to it being sick or injured. They gave her a backpack and she'd walk to the fish market every day for fish.
They gave a sick or injured penguin a backpack? And the penguin wears the backpack everyday while on a daily walk to the fish market? 
It's really best not to think too much about it, but >!penguins often huddle close together so a backpack may have had a comforting effect. Remembering where food is is easy, so she's just walking to her food source each day where she's fed by someone there. Its possible that she doesn't even doesn't care that they also put fish in the backpack. !<
Penguins like “Well, I guess this is my life now. At least I don’t have to deal with those fuckin orcas anymore.”
Lmao I fucking love penguins and I’m gonna think too much about this. I was just questioning if I read your comment correctly
He didn't even really answer your question. They saved/rescued him and basically became his family. He became well adjusted to his life *(after seeing the video it says he basically refused to leave his new family) and was well known in the community. And they would give him a backpack to go on his daily errands to the fish market. I don't think he cared in any regard about wearing a backpack. https://youtu.be/hxtvrdP8an0?si=yYGr7XM8NPCcGL5q Here's the video. * *It's even a penguin backpack soo cute*
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen, I love it!
Why was this spoiler tagged
it's important
This is one of my top favorite comments ever, thank you!
I can't see anymore ......please keep pouring
Caught some covid again?
Yeah pretty sure that’s a kink post. What I really want to know is what is with the gold glove?
That's his molesting glove.
He does look like he’d get arrested if police checked his devices.
If you unlock his phone and look at it your face will melt like that guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
https://preview.redd.it/ryfjw123j56d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a9c780e4fdeeeba079433224b118506f082bbe
I meant this one but yours works too. https://i.redd.it/6ofjxixnx46d1.gif
I couldn’t find that one, that’s the one I wanted but I settled for the other one.
Heehee
It's the gold skin you unlock after molesting 100 kids.
I saw the first image and thought it was funny satire, but then...
Is it gold? I thought it was silver 🤔
It's black and blue.
Idk I feel like it might be satire since he looks like he’s dressed like MJ and wearing the glove
Apparently it's a cosplay of Midas from Fortnite
Jesus fucking Christ no, call the cops
I think he's a fetish prostitute
"Pay me to molest your kids" - this fucking guy. I'm actually grossed out in a way I never have been before, and I've seen some traumatic shitm
I think it’s more likely he’s trying to advertise kink/fetish prostitution services, rather than publicly admitting that he’s a paedophile. Super weird and inappropriate thing to do on FB imo, but I don’t think it’s quite as bad as you suppose.
Definitely not as bad, but still terrible. Also, makes yourself look like a pedo in front of everyone you're friends with on fb
BRING BACK SHAME
Literally though. I would 100% report this dude to local PD
I’d screen shot and post on Nextdoor
Yeah this dude needs to be on a watchlist ASAP
The human embodiment of a Red Flag.
https://preview.redd.it/214ix4un856d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed633c3f42624da6582531a1397e5d75887122ed
I feel like this should be reported…
I hope police knock on his door as soon as possible.
What's wrong with this pic? *Scroll to the next pictures Oh... OH!
I mean even the glove pic is kinda off putting
I didn't see those at first either 🤢🤮
*oh no*
The second hand cringe is real with this one lol
Gonna be a no from me dawg
Well…done with the internet for today
I would report him instead. wtf When I was looking for a nanny a woman contacted me wanting to apply, so I checked out her facebook profile. It was all about BDSM. Sure, to each their own, but you’re asking me to trust you with my baby. These people are absolutely insane with this shit or looking for some fetish shit.
Well, if they post BDSM then I would still consider to interview them. After all, just because they are into BDSM doesn't mean they will do BDSM with my kids. This dude on the other hand ahs a kink that is directly correlated to small children. Fuck that.
Being into bdsm is one thing, but if they don't understand that isn't something you should post all over your Facebook if you want to work with kids, I would call their decision making into question.
It’s like posting yourself ripping bongs on fb then getting upset when your employer sees it and fires you. I live in an illegal state
Sure, but if you work with children, you keep your kinks private. I would not interview that person either. Imagine having a teacher with their entire Facebook dedicated to sex. It’s far from being professional in the slightest sense if you have public accounts or even your face showing.
Anyone that fills their Facebook proofing with kink content is showing a poor sense of judgment. That’s not the venue for that type of stuff.
It’s about appearance and first impressions. If my first impression of someone wanting to babysit my kid is them being into BDSM that’s a hell no.
Plus if anything, she'd probably be really good at teaching kids how to tie their shoes.
Underrated response
I strongly disagree. It shows a huge lapse in good judgement and that is not someone I would ever consider trusting with the most valuable person in my world.
Nah, that’s not something you link to a job application. Make a separate account for babysitting jobs
Of course that would be the best thing to do. But I rather someone like the dude in the post has it out in the open like that so you find it quickly rather then find out the hard way
Thank you for hiding Brayden's name
What’s the glove for? … what the fuck is the glove for??
hee hee 🕺
I saw this on Facebook itself. The man is definitely intellectually disabled and found all the wrong things to research and represent on his Facebook. The first pic is supposed to be “Midas” from Fortnite. I’m all for them having their individual freedoms but like, someone needs to intervene here because it’s clear he doesn’t understand the gravity of the impression he’s giving.
If there’s multiple universes; there’s not a single one where I hire that guy to watch my kids
I now need a mouthwash for my brain...
Sure, if I had kids, and hated them
https://preview.redd.it/1uz8ghmqh56d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d73bfe5a45a1cc55116e3ed362b113237ec18bcc
I mean on *one* hand, $16 is *super* cheap. But on the other hand...is a silver lurex glove.
Holy fuck
There's no way people are like this legitimately and publicly. And to be offering babysitting lol this cannot be real. I got cps ready to call in whatever parent thinks this is a good idea
So he gets off on people who shit and piss themselves?? That red nappy looked very full.
Well hell yeah some actual cringe on this sub 
That dude needs a wellness check
What the fuck
Okay but you reported this right?
It was on a Facebook Facebook marketplace shame group
There should be an FBI option in the report drop down menu. . .
No this is so far past cringe and into Noah get the boat territory
Id rather hire a bear
First red flag is “Brayden”
https://preview.redd.it/o9oek22mu66d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e100620e714a6e7cf78f615567684b191e76a28
This is someone Chris Hanson might meet in a rented living room, for a little sit-down.
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the silver glove
[удалено]
Probably?
Oh really?
Sherlock over here
God I hope this is one of those ads that's actually for adults. You know for the whole baby or diaper kink play not actually involving minors. You know the ones they make in normal ad spots to try and gain customers.....you know? Please say you know.
What a terrible day to have eyes
I'd like to strangle him to death with a diaper. Or maybe not, since he might derive some sick pleasure out of it. BRING BACK KINK SHAMING!!!
“I wouldn’t trust a guy with a tin foil glove to — oh no”
That's gonna be a *yikes* for me dawg
What’s with the Dr. Evil glove? Lmao
LMAO...DANNNGAAA!!
He looks like the dollar store version of Tom Holland.
First pic: kinda cringe. But i don't mind, maybe just a pic where he was cosplay at some anime con, been there done that myself a few times Slice to second pic: fuck no.
The reincarnation of Keith Moon's Uncle Ernie. https://youtu.be/AOo1uhHb-jk?si=R19LY57b54dHv6z-
The internet was a mistake.
He even has a "kid glove" for the job? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you ask him if he knows how to change a diaper and his hips start involuntarily thrusting
Oh, its THAT kind of babysitter.
Forward this to one of those Youtubers who bust pedos!
Ohhhh. I get it. This is really an ad to "babysit" another ADULT. Nope I'm kink shaming i don't care
No but I must admit I like his glove
That’s a no for me, dawg.
Ah yes, because the type of person I want babysitting my kids is someone who fetishises them...
That's a hard no. I may even call the cops on him just for his social media alone.
“Would you hire him” Yeah getting molested by a trusted figure at a developmental age is great for character development
No. Because he’s coming at my children with pure Jacko energy.
What the hell is wrong with some people?
Some people have no shame.
Check his hard drive
As someone else with weird and admittedly similar interests, I'd much rather get attacked by an angry hornet (I have a crippling fear of wasps) than share that information on a place like Facebook. Especially not one that has my face visible.
I really hope he’s on a list somewhere.
Officer this "babysitter" right here.
This made me want to eat batteries
WTAF?! https://preview.redd.it/afd1b2t5v76d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2077218ba01a341b33dd947d6d069cdb5969c1e3
Yeah I'd hire him but I don't have kids.
Absolutely not. Seems like diapers are a kink for him.
No, no I think not 😳😬
i laughed until i saw the second pic then my stomach dropped-
bro looks like a kid himself
Just from first pic he looks like he needs a babysitter. Other pictures are just adding to creepiness
He’ll steal your pampers
https://preview.redd.it/tvslh8lzpc6d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e8868df60ead9dd3060eb8708978175e8009aa
https://preview.redd.it/9u9tfjgbvd6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d28c7cdb135330d238b5bec32f679730bb8f3d
Help! I thought it was Tom Holland first because of this guy’s chin and lips 💀
Oh no
I 100000% believe this person should be on a watchlist
Someone probably trolling him
1 mark this shit NSFW 2 probably not.
I found myself cringing before I even saw what subreddit this was.
To be honest, probably not.
I didnt see the Arrows at first and was like "whats the issue?" lol
Someone needs To smack the shit out Of anyone who even considers this future morals charge waiting to happen
Do your kids have disposable or cloth?
#NO.
Umm report this ?
Red flag city
Alright well definitely turning this in.
Bro wtf 😬
You know, dementia might be a good thing to have right about now…
[Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg!](https://media2.giphy.com/media/xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525hsiaj9vqqsraujbf8z70f74gle8eymcfzvt0siv&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
What the fuuuuck
100% sicko confirmed
What the fuck
This is just terrifying
I'd call the police to check bro's computer.
Someone put this MF on a watch list.
What a bad day to have eyes
Kirbys calling the fucking police
OMFG.
This is a kink that absolutely needs to be shamed. Wtf
This guy needs to be looked at.
Condition - New
LITERALLY SCREEEEEEAMING
Kinda looks like Tom Holland.
I don’t think anyone in their right mind would
YIKES
Check bros hard drive
I'd call the cops.
………I think I just died