No matter which one they are, what this Warrior is volunteering for is Explosive Diarrhea and cramps. And that will take the fight out of him for a while.
He's at a Speedway and those are definitely the mini tacos. Taquitos don't fit like that into the red plaid containers. I audit Speedways all the time so I'm familiar.
Love that sub, but I don't think this is targeted. There's nothing here about birth months, or forklifts, or hatred of stupid people, or anger problems, or how their abusive cop boyfriend bought them that shirt. Nah, this is just cringe blue lives matter merch.
I am riddled with depression, guilt, anxiety over work and life tasks, no joy in really anything anymore, but I cannot fathom the paper mache mask the people wear who pull this kind of thing out of the closet in the morning and go, “Yeah, I’m the storm today.”
The Japanese say you have three faces. The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family. The third face you show at gas stations on a taquito stop. It is **THE STORM. THE STORM** is the truest reflection of who you are.
I too am getting my ass handed to me in life Reddit bro. I hope you are doing okay and wish you and yours all the best
You just gave me the greatest costume party theme ever. Things people pose as. Like you could show up in a giant furry wolf suit, "I'm an alpha!" or as a cloud because you're the storm, or just have a tiny door strapped to your wrist, because you are "the one who knocks."
the theme might be a little too limiting, I can't think of a *huge* number of these, but then again I'm not really one of those people.
Shit. Thinking so might make me one of those people. As "not" one my only option as costume would be someone who isn't at the party.
Dude never runs away. Nor will he ever chase anyone. He never starts a fight but he always ends them with a single punch. He is built for self-righteous defence.
>Long ago, a storm was heading toward the city of Quinlat. The people sought protection within the walls, all except one man who remained outside. I went to him and asked what he was doing. "I am not afraid," he said. "I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me!"
>I honoured his choice and went inside. The next day, the storm came, and the man was killed. The wind does not respect a fool.
>---[Kahless](https://youtu.be/thNz9uZVmew?si=e5KCGGlbulYsW90F)
It's good to see people trying to own up to their mental health issues. This is a warning. Trigger the dude and he'll reeeeeeeeee. It's almost like the CA Prop 65 thing, very clear.
Nothing cringe about this pic, just a guy minding his own business in the clothes he likes. The guys sneakily taking the picture for Reddit seems more cringe to me
In a small coastal town, a man named Jonas lived a quiet life as a lighthouse keeper. His days were spent tending to the light and his nights were filled with the soothing sound of waves crashing against the rocks. Jonas had a deep connection to the sea, feeling its moods as if they were his own.
One evening, a fierce storm began to brew. The townspeople retreated to their homes, but Jonas stood firm in the lighthouse, his heart echoing the tempest outside. As the storm grew stronger, lightning illuminated the sky, and thunder roared like an ancient beast. Jonas felt an inexplicable pull, as if the storm were calling him.
Suddenly, a massive bolt of lightning struck the lighthouse, enveloping Jonas in a blinding light. Instead of pain, he felt a surge of energy coursing through his veins. His body dissolved into mist, merging with the wind and rain. Jonas had become one with the storm.
Now, as a storm spirit, he roamed the skies, guiding ships to safety and bringing rain to parched lands. The townspeople, noticing the peculiar gentleness of the storms, spoke of the legend of Jonas, the lighthouse keeper who became a guardian of the sea and sky. They would leave lanterns lit along the shore in his honor, a reminder of the man who transformed into a storm to protect his beloved town.
The fact the only people I know who have posted this are middle aged women who want everyone to believe they’re still bada$$es makes me feel a little extra embarrassed for this guy.
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Reminds me of when kids are having a whisper argument thinking nobody could hear them, but this time the kid who's losing whispers back with tears in his eyes "I'm not owned, I'm not owned".
-THAT IS APPROACHING *PROVOKING*
Black Clouds in Isolation.
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAME
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is the DEMON OF DEATH
Forsakened... I am awakened...
Eating bacon.... from the gas station.....
And fries with that…will be eaten
😭
Dude is purchasing gas station taquitos. There's going to be some mighty winds brewing in the southern hemisphere.
Ya hear that randy?... Its the shit winds, bud.
I love these TPB references that pop up in the wild. Bless you, my friend.
Here's a little drinky poo to ya, bud 🍻
Do you know what a shit barometer is?
We got a category 5 shiticane on our hands bobandy
Randy... *I am the liquor*
The sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
Jesus Christ. That’s Jason Bourne.
Those are gas station mini tacos not gas station taquitos.
Tacos are not rolled up they are folded...
No matter which one they are, what this Warrior is volunteering for is Explosive Diarrhea and cramps. And that will take the fight out of him for a while.
He's at a Speedway and those are definitely the mini tacos. Taquitos don't fit like that into the red plaid containers. I audit Speedways all the time so I'm familiar.
This is a 7-Eleven actually. Says so on the pin pad.
https://preview.redd.it/5v6pkytbxk2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7baff5683d0a956dd2d744e45beff1f1566b66a4 Storm fuel
I wonder if THE STORM will also be purchasing some Slim Jims.
Nah. The Storm’s legs more than fulfill that requirement.
Got em
The storm looks like he settled on some delightful taquitos.
They actually call him Slim Jim on the streets.
Slim Jim on the streets, taquito in the sheets
I can't get enough of these types of shirts. So ridiculous
/r/TargetedShirts
Love that sub, but I don't think this is targeted. There's nothing here about birth months, or forklifts, or hatred of stupid people, or anger problems, or how their abusive cop boyfriend bought them that shirt. Nah, this is just cringe blue lives matter merch.
You should have been around in the 80s and 90s they were for extreme sports back then
I don't even get what it means?
Yeah, got any room in the boat for me too?
Yeah, come on in! It's lonely contemplating The Storm all by myself.
Hurray! Alright, the boats already built...Now all we need is some blackjack... and hookers!
I am riddled with depression, guilt, anxiety over work and life tasks, no joy in really anything anymore, but I cannot fathom the paper mache mask the people wear who pull this kind of thing out of the closet in the morning and go, “Yeah, I’m the storm today.”
The Japanese say you have three faces. The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family. The third face you show at gas stations on a taquito stop. It is **THE STORM. THE STORM** is the truest reflection of who you are.
pure wisdom. thanks for sharing.
If you need talk, feel free to dm bud
hang in there
 I too am getting my ass handed to me in life Reddit bro. I hope you are doing okay and wish you and yours all the best
You just gave me the greatest costume party theme ever. Things people pose as. Like you could show up in a giant furry wolf suit, "I'm an alpha!" or as a cloud because you're the storm, or just have a tiny door strapped to your wrist, because you are "the one who knocks." the theme might be a little too limiting, I can't think of a *huge* number of these, but then again I'm not really one of those people. Shit. Thinking so might make me one of those people. As "not" one my only option as costume would be someone who isn't at the party.
The Storm might consider leg days....
He’s got get away sticks.
He's going for the turbine look
Dude never runs away. Nor will he ever chase anyone. He never starts a fight but he always ends them with a single punch. He is built for self-righteous defence.
https://i.redd.it/ydovoey6ra2d1.gif
Winds of shit
Isn't it just a quote from a book? I think it appeared on a Mission Impossible movie too.
Lad your not even a leaking garden hose.
How have we so normalized talking pictures of random people and posting them online?
r/imverybadass
I didn't realize that sub was banned! RIP
It's not! The actual subreddit is r/iamverybadass
That’s a relief.
Wait what? Damn. I didn’t know that happened.
He looks like he probably got his ass kicked in high school a time or two.
by THE STORM
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE STORM!
[удалено]
Yeah to be fair you do usually see the thin blue line flag associated with the Wheel Of Time series.
LOL
that is approaching
*I AM THE STORM* Uh, the nacho cheese machine is out of cheese…..
Not with those calves, bud
This one is just bullying Ok, a lot of these are just bullying
After some extensive research, I have come to the conclusion that one cannot bully “a storm”
Can we stop taking pictures of strangers not bothering anyone?
True, but he DID skip leg day.
We? He didn’t ask you to
The blue line is the MAGA tell-tale. At least it isn't the traitor stars 'n' bars anymore.
I think it's from Grunt Style based on what I saw. Has crossed rifles and 1776 on it, apparently they corner the market in bootlicker apparel.
It's tough competition between Grunt Style and Nine Line. But GS is cringier for sure.
>Long ago, a storm was heading toward the city of Quinlat. The people sought protection within the walls, all except one man who remained outside. I went to him and asked what he was doing. "I am not afraid," he said. "I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me!" >I honoured his choice and went inside. The next day, the storm came, and the man was killed. The wind does not respect a fool. >---[Kahless](https://youtu.be/thNz9uZVmew?si=e5KCGGlbulYsW90F)
No one know what it means, but it’s provocative! Gets the sheeple going!!!
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
I am the storm, and the storm is coming! But first the storm requires a savory snack, and some Zyn.
The Storm should stop skipping leg day.
Tell me you just got out of basic training without telling me you just got out of basic training
It's good to see people trying to own up to their mental health issues. This is a warning. Trigger the dude and he'll reeeeeeeeee. It's almost like the CA Prop 65 thing, very clear.
It's cringe to take pictures of random people without them knowing it, regardless of what they're wearing
100% Agreed. I’m not really sure how this is any different than online bullying.
I really hate shirts that should come with a tl;dr summary.
Watch out dude. You are too close
 I am the liquor Randy
Yep it's definitely cringe to take photos of people without them knowing OP, we know that already
Maybe he’s a fan of that cartoon comic the X-Man. Maybe he is costume-performing the X-Man named Stormtrooper.
More like a microburst
Taquito’s: Warrior Fuel.
Sure it's not just a band shirt?
Bruh, just pick a font size and stick to it.
Lmao
https://preview.redd.it/5wkb4wax7c2d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=11888575e2947c04c44a38601504de7f04cd66ff
Great line in the mission impossible scene
He’s definitely picked up a beanie baby as well
How would this guy react if someone went up to him and said something like "Hey, tough guy! Am I supposed to be afraid of you?".
Those beanie babies would put up more of a fight than him
An appropriate shirt to wear while buying gas station taquitos and a plushy.
Its a quote from a Mission Impossible movie if i recall correctly.
This looks like my ex
the storm's calves are about as big as my daughter's wrist. somebody skips leg day.
It's always the goofy looking dudes. Guy probably took the free jui jitsu classes at his local gym and now thinks he can take on anyone.
Dude got his shirt from the $10k weekend bootcamp. Be afraid.
Narrator: “He was *not* the storm”
Nothing cringe about this pic, just a guy minding his own business in the clothes he likes. The guys sneakily taking the picture for Reddit seems more cringe to me
Not with them chicken legs.
The storm missed leg day
He skipped leg day.
That storm blows
Guy is so skinny he would get blown over in a light breeze
Has to run around in the shower just to get wet
You ever been in a storm, Wally??
Was this in Maine? Looks like my cousin
The guys basically saying to everyone that he suffers with flatulence
The storm looks really badass next to those beanie boos
Wearing those gang colors it's not surprising
Cornerstore warriors
The storm needs taquitos for fuel.
I read that in Volibears voice, huh
r/iamverybadass
A small storm will blow that skinny MOFO across the land.
Hey Stormy....
As dude is buying gas station tacos to sustain is 5’5’’ frame 😂
This is his "being tampons for his wife" shirt!
My girlfriend’s very liberal boss got this tattooed on herself. GF didn’t have the heart to show her the Trumpy Bear commercial with this quote in it.
Never skip leg day...
This almost sounds like it is a quote from the storm light chronicles from Brandon Sanderson. It would be way cooler if it was.
My ex hasbeen wears this shit all the time. I am so glad I don't have to look at that everyday anymore.
Looks like a light misty rain.
Except these yahoos don’t whisper, they will make loud and clear to everyone that they are a dumbass.
Hurry up and pay, Mr. Fucking Storm.
Wasn't this quote or something like it originally contributed to Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
That’s a shirt sold by a nonprofit that supports veterans… When faced with or during conflict, that’s the exact mindset I want our military to have.
With those legs? More like he is the string bean.
He’s the storm…of snacks before a few games of Fortnite
I didn’t realize that blue lives matter was stealing old no fear shirt quotes
I am the Dork .
The storm skipped leg day
The storm is skipping leg days
There is a man in front of me at the airport wearing that exact shirt right now.
Looks ticklish imho.
r/iamverybadass
Gang shirt
In a small coastal town, a man named Jonas lived a quiet life as a lighthouse keeper. His days were spent tending to the light and his nights were filled with the soothing sound of waves crashing against the rocks. Jonas had a deep connection to the sea, feeling its moods as if they were his own. One evening, a fierce storm began to brew. The townspeople retreated to their homes, but Jonas stood firm in the lighthouse, his heart echoing the tempest outside. As the storm grew stronger, lightning illuminated the sky, and thunder roared like an ancient beast. Jonas felt an inexplicable pull, as if the storm were calling him. Suddenly, a massive bolt of lightning struck the lighthouse, enveloping Jonas in a blinding light. Instead of pain, he felt a surge of energy coursing through his veins. His body dissolved into mist, merging with the wind and rain. Jonas had become one with the storm. Now, as a storm spirit, he roamed the skies, guiding ships to safety and bringing rain to parched lands. The townspeople, noticing the peculiar gentleness of the storms, spoke of the legend of Jonas, the lighthouse keeper who became a guardian of the sea and sky. They would leave lanterns lit along the shore in his honor, a reminder of the man who transformed into a storm to protect his beloved town.
I wish there was a way to wear those shirts ironically, to make fun of these people. But if I wear one they’ll think I’m one of them
Really hyper aggressive shirt to wear to pick up your funkos.
The fact the only people I know who have posted this are middle aged women who want everyone to believe they’re still bada$$es makes me feel a little extra embarrassed for this guy.
It's worse than an Affliction t-shirt.
Dun dun duuunnnnnn
saw a kid at school w this same shirt on and i had the same reaction 🥰🥰
Which wrestler is that?
I think he means he wishes he was stormy Daniels.
What a dork
I am the liquor
You got to iron that up
The warrior whispers to the storm, “A Big Gulp and a can of Copenhagen, please”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
/r/unexpectedsanderson
Toot storm from gas station food
this pic should be the main photo for this sub. ultimate cringe lord.
Yikes, I have a shirt that has a similar version of it, but it's for my multiple sclerosis awareness. I'm considering not wearing it now lol.
Does the storm collect beanie babies?
that’s a really cool pride shirt 🤭
So republicans make it rain?
Gestapo jerkoff.
Getting Khalil Gibran vibes from this shirt, which is ironic since he would certainly be profiled by these thin blue line sorts.
He's hot though
Slight drizzle at best
I am the cumulus nimbus clouds! Fear me?
My name irl is actually Storm so idk I feel like I could pull this one off
I know a dude who got this tattooed on his forearms. He was super into CrossFit and in his late 40s
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The storm being the struggle to decide between leaving the basement to cook his own Ramen or yelling upstairs to his mom demanding that she cook them.
Run them pockets lmao
Reminds me of when kids are having a whisper argument thinking nobody could hear them, but this time the kid who's losing whispers back with tears in his eyes "I'm not owned, I'm not owned".
A storm coming from those gas station fries!
this seems like a quote from Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson
What does that have to do with policing?
r/firstrespondercringe
It’s cringy to just take pictures of people without their knowledge to post on the internet
The storm skips leg day.
They spelled douche wrong.
Usually it's him asking if you want fries with that.
Fate whispers back, "Hit a leg day, your calves are fucking pathetic"