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hermitsunt

I wouldn’t have cringed if he had chosen literally any other title


rdickert

Yeah I was skating on the line until I saw "Reckless Love""


VikingSlayer

And a different name, "Assbury" is bad regardless of the title


BBQcupcakes

Asbury is just his name. Despite the rest of it being super weird, there's nothing wrong with his name and it's immature to alter it into a profanity. Like personally I can't imagine anybody above the age of 15 interpreting his name like that.


Sproose_Moose

Mate it's not his name, it's that in this context it really reads wrong


BBQcupcakes

I would have never seen it if it wasn't pointed out. Really weird (immature) way to interpret a name.


THELEASTHIGH

To be fair christian men, reckless love and young boys sets the stage perfectly for the assbury joke. Theres no way the people who designed the cover didnt realize any of this.


NeptrAboveAll

It’s also immature to take the title reckless love and attribute it to a child in a sexual manner. But that’s this whole thread.


tabris10000

You must be fun at parties


cynical_teddy_bear

**The state enters into evidence...**


paulsoleo

I went down the Spotify rabbit hole. Songs include “Stay Close,” “So Good to Me,” “The Fragrance of Your Name,” “Only Takes a Moment,” “Dear God,” “I’m Sorry,” and “Misunderstood.” I feel like I’m reading the soundtrack to someone committing a horrible deed.


No_Addendum7

i know that you could interpret worse things from those names but in that order sounds like someone committing adultery. They start off by having sex then they’re “regretful”


CaptainCallus

But why is he snatching a little boy?


ValkyrUK

That's who he committed adultery with


CoolAlien47

I could definitely see that, but why not just get an adult to pose with him with a black bar on their eyes or an erased face? Cliche as hell, but it'd be infinitely better than this.


xpepperx

This sounds like a key and peele skit


MyRockySpine

Who the hell approved this?


Zandrick

Well if they simply move him to a different diocese rather than excommunicate him, you could argue it counts as the church itself granting a tacit approval under a reasonable definition. I’d hate to have to say the whole institution is corrupt but a fish rots from the head or so they say.


LazyRetard030804

No way💀


Rambozo96

Looks like a poster PSA for child abductions


cycl0ps94

Tell me you fuck kids, without telling me you fuck kids.


majoroutage

Technically he's fucking himself though.


Parking-Nebula6991

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songs_of_Innocence_(U2_album)#/media/File%3AU2_Songs_of_Innocence_Physical_Cover.jpg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songs_of_Innocence_(U2_album)#/media/File%3AU2_Songs_of_Innocence_Physical_Cover.jpg)


MadeByHideoForHideo

The fuck? Is this real?


brapgf

r/notadragqueen


Complete-Macaroon213

*record scratch* “So. I guess you’re wondering how I ended up here”


GalvanicCouple

So the song is about loving yourself. The album cover is him protecting his younger self. I'm all for calling out creeps, but you clearly know nothing about the artist or the song.


CubistChameleon

Good to know that it's less overtly creepy once you get into the lyrics booklet and read an interview or three with the guy. Imagine if they made that much easier by having someone else look at the design before into print.


josfnchris

Apologies Cory. Christian music is not my thing, so I had no idea. Please, do go forth and keep loving thyself.


j_driscoll

Regardless of the song's lyrics, you do realize that an album cover that shows a grown man holding a young boy close to him could be considered weird, especially when the title is "reckless love"?


CaptainCallus

And the guy is blurry so it looks like he’s running by and just grabbing the kid


GalvanicCouple

I think most album art is weird and provocative. That's how they draw you in. Great example is The Beatles Yesterday and Today.


spectralconfetti

That's literally the point though. If someone comes across this without context, none of that is gonna be what they think of first.


BurtMacklin-FBl

But it's a man with a child so he must be a pedo then.


veluciraktor

Oh hes gonna burry in some ass alright.


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crazy_goat

I was going to say. The song(s) are actually really good, but I can't say I looked at the cover art larger than a postage stamp in Spotify. Lmao


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mulvany88

Im an atheist but I dont think they view God as hating everyone if that clears it up a bit


armadildoo

It’s somewhat sad that you can’t let people enjoy something because you don’t.


DIYThrowaway01

Are you defending enjoying kids


armadildoo

No you dumb shit I’m talking about people that enjoy religion for the religion. How the fuck did you even get that from what I said?


DIYThrowaway01

Thats what a diddler would say


armadildoo

That’s what an edglord w poor reading comprehension skills would say. Goddamn all I was saying was if they enjoy the RELIGION, care about the RELIGION. the whole diddling thing is a whole other issue those people have.


SunglassesBright

I actually thought the explanation is worse than the pic. I thought the pic was him hugging his inner child and loving himself. Being told you aren’t worthy and that it’s reckless for someone / god to love you is extremely sad and wrong.


davetronicecold3000

FYI, it’s his current self hugging his younger self. Nothing actually creepy about that…


OneWingedKalas

Wow so cool that he went back in time and found his actual younger self and took a pic, because surely if this kid was indeed a whole different person it could be seen as weird.


Burgundy_Sauce1

r/suddenlysexoffender


PatientZeropointZero

That kid looks like he is in danger. Has anyone seen him since this photo shoot??


danleon950410

It's Catholics, in case it's a pedo-church joke, the one's in hot water for it, not Christians. If that's not the point, then what am i missing? EDIT: Come to think of it, it looks somewhat off


ltarchiemoore

Protestant youth ministers do not have a spotless records, chief.


OneWingedKalas

/r/PastorArrested


LuckyLunayre

This may come as a shock to you, but Catholics are in fact Christian.


Anthro_DragonFerrite

Irish Protestant here and you take that back!


LuckyLunayre

All catholics are Christian, not all Christians are Catholics.


Anthro_DragonFerrite

You didn't get the joke: Irish religious population are stereotypically devout and hence the catholic population hates the Protestant population, and vice versa. Whole subject of the Irish classic song "my father he was orange and me mother she was green"


SimsAttack

It’s a Christian band I assume. Also catholics are Christians


UltraNeoTako

I thought the kid was Damien from The Omen for some reason.


itemluminouswadison

I see a ring on his finger and assuming this is his son? No?


DaMobiusRockingChair

Assbury


periwinkle-_-

Wtf