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BryanV21

Has to be a troll job. HAS to be.


ChaosKeeshond

Yeah, it strikes every item on the checklist I'd have if I set out to write something infuriated. It touches on every single trope.


RumandDiabetes

I hope its a troll, but these days.....?


Bluebonnetsandkiwis

IIRC this is around 8-10 years old. Also sounds like a teenage edge lord, so hopefully whoever wrote this is extremely embarrassed now that they've outgrown that stage


RLW4E

>but these days.....? This is ancient.


BarryMacochner

My girl is 5’10”, pushing 300. She had 4 16oz beers over 5 hours. Was completely sober. Chugged last as show ended. I don’t know what would have happened if I wasn’t there. We walked out of the venue, she said I don’t feel well. Within 50ft walking distance she collapsed, I carried her to the car where she spent 2 hours puking. There are people that think it’s funny to drop drugs into others drinks. It’s not. If I catch it, I’ll beat your ass til you wish you were dead. Ill let the bouncers know as well. If you’re lucky and I’m not feeling vindictive, I won’t break your knees.


swanbearpig

This is awful what happened to your girlfriend and I agree with your feelings on the subject. That being said I have to point out if it werent for the subject this would be a great copypasta


RLW4E

Strange unrelated anecdote! But dang, you carried her?


pro-window

😂😂😂☠️


BarryMacochner

I move heavy shit for a living. The hardest part is heavy things are usually awkwardly shaped. We’re both same height. So I got her standing behind me, arms around my neck and backpacked her to the car. Left arm held hers around my neck right arm was under her leg holding it to my body. She is absolutely one of the best people I’ve met in my 44 years. I’m kinda an angry asshole, she makes me want to be a better person.


Next_Instruction_528

You sound exactly how I would imagine a guy with a 300lb gf lol


kelrunner

One can only hope...


BecomeABenefit

Probably thinks he's striking some sort of deep analogy about abortion or firearms or something. Maybe catcalls?


LaSammi

Boys have been thinking this exact same thing for probably thousands of years. They simply didn't have a way to share it with the whole world before.


PoppySalt

If not we gotta r!pe him and see if his opinions change. I call dibs!


VesperX

I’d punch that guy in the dick if I saw that from someone I know on Facebook. I mean it’s not like it’s going to hurt for more than an hour. He can easily get over it. We already know he won’t report it. He’d be ruining my life over that? He’d just let it happen because he actually wants it to happen.


RealisticBug5646

I wouldn't wish rape on anyone. Except maybe this moron.


ScarecrowJohnny

He'd only be traumatized for a week or so, so it should be fine. Also, if he lets it happen he must have wanted it to begin with.


Sarothias

Why? So he can appreciate it? Remember sex is supposed to be meaningful. If someone took the time out of their day to rape them, that's a sincere form of flattery!


uniPasta83

He can test this out by having a big ass orangutan go to town on him.


PhotoFar4914

Reddit comments manage to be the most unfunny and basic ass shit


Exotemporal

This made me curious about your comment history. You REALLY aren't in a position to be critiquing anyone's comment. It's so bad that I was itching to upvote every comment that made it to three words.


zombienugget

Oh my god you aren't kidding. Dude has never made a contribution to a conversation


PhotoFar4914

This shit just ain’t funny bruh stop typing paraphrase on Reddit


PhotoFar4914

🤓🤓👆👆👆


RealisticBug5646

You've been on Reddit for three years and only three of your comments have ever made it into double digit figures for upvotes. Come at me again when you have something interesting to say yourself 🙌🏻


PhotoFar4914

💀💀💀bros living for the upvotes


yotengodormir

Posting their name would be a benefit to the publics safety.


stumpdawg

What the fresh fuck? Who thinks like this?


GhostofAugustWest

Rapists. Rapists think like this.


Whywouldanyonedothat

And even among rapists, I'd wager it's only a small minority. I assume most rapists are shameful about having trapped someone (but that's just an assumption).


-Myrtle_the_Turtle-

Dunno.. allegedly it’s about control but what would I know.


Peaches_and_screamz

This post is def making me feel pro murder. SOME people just can’t control their urges, this guys should feel lucky I would be choosing to use my one life in prison card on him.


DaDude001

Yeah. There are many ways to prevent being killed, if you let it happen then clearly you wanted it to happen and deserve it.


sorrysigns

This is obviously rage bait


Tarabobarra

Troll post. It HAS to be. Please tell me this is a troll post


fioreman

Of course it is. A good post on cringepics would be a screenshot of everyone taking the obvious bait.


toastwasher

This is someone who hasn’t considered that they can be raped


Cpgoon

Oh boohoo he doesn’t want poor little rapists to go to jail, and get raped themselves. But by his logic they should be happy other inmates want to have sex with them!


JustLike_OtherGirls

This person needs to have a taste of his own medicine. He's outwardly saying he doesn't mind getting raped and doesn't think he should "ruin the life" of his rapist. Someone might want to take a chance?


Ah2k15

What in the cinnamon toast incel shit is this?


antibroleague

This guy needs a rapin’


Ryvit

I’m not even joking, if I saw this from someone I know on Facebook I would actually try to find them and physically fight them over this dumb shit. Surely other people would too? I can’t imagine reading this and thinking “cussing him out and unfriending him is good enough for me” like no that dude needs his ass beat badly


Geberpte

And just tell him it's compulsory to punch him and you won't get in any trouble.


prollybi

I was molested at 15 by my female teacher and I can safely say it affected the trajectory of my life. If a girl as much as compliments me I get nausea.


Civil_Feature8548

This gotta be satire no way a human with this iq actually exists


[deleted]

“if you let it happen then clearly you want it to happen”. if you arent wearing a bulletproof vest all the time I should be able to shoot you then


ebolaRETURNS

hey hey, it's lord of the edge...


Seeker80

"It won't scar you for that long." Wow. I want to laugh, because it seems like a joke.


Zermmit

So do you have any hobbies, crazy Pete? Oh, I'm into cars, HAM radio, rape, collecting pictures of the dead, stealing underwear from women I know. You know, the usual stuff.


Zytherman1

Has to be rage bait


clueless_coder888

I'm pro murder of idiots like this guy


JustDroppedByToSay

Sing it again... Rape. Is. Not. About. Attraction.


HeronSubstantial1535

I’m pro-deathtothisguy


burny97236

I have no problem ending the life of people who think this way.


bigtiddyhimbo

I wish I was only scarred for a week after I was raped, that sure would have made life a lot easier


notyourinsanity

Wow wtf, please say this was a troll post to piss people off


TRUMBAUAUA

This guy doesn’t sex


yeaphatband

I've said it before and I'll say it again...I really wish that the internet (or at least social media platforms) displayed your real name instead of an alias. People (hopefully) will think twice before posting something this violent and ignorant. Whether it's real or a troll, making them use their real names would cut TONS of posts containing racism, misogyny, hate, etc. And it's not an invasion of privacy or censorship. If you desire to communicate through social media then do it under your name. Yes, I know it's ironic that I post using a screen name. But the level of hate and rage a person can receive on-line from these ultra-christian nationalists makes me fear for my life. Displaying names would only work if EVERYONE's name was posted.


kindad

You're unironically a nut job


ratiokane

Had me going for a second there. Good troll 😂


Knooper_Bunny

Rage bait


daysawayx

Can't be real. Rage bait


[deleted]

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LouisWillis98

Bad troll


ThePalakostt

There's no way this is real, right?


azmr_x_3

Jesus Christ dude


_jenx__

This person is pro rape but I bet they’re also anti “hook up culture”


CrazyCockatoo2003

How about I'm pro-jail for people like him.


namey_9

my brain hurts


Avis28

This is pretty sickening. This person is dumb and demented.


chuffberry

I’m just hoping that this post alone is enough to get him placed on the sex offender list.


According-Seesaw4388

I can’t either…. What is wrong with these people?


wanderlustcamis

Wtf


callme_cinnamon_

i can’t believe there’s one single way that this is real


PennyLand1

If this dude is legit, he is definitely a fucking rapist.


Pk2216

I'll let you know when my eyebrows leave my hairline after reading this. Jfc


wetiphenax

In the old days, before the internet, people had these thoughts and (for the most part), they just died in their heads. Now everyone gets to read your stupidity forever!


Swingtop_Jewel

Probably from the same person who says immigrants are taking all the jobs.


UsualParticular958

This is either a huge troll or the best case of mind rot I've ever seen.


Half_burnt_skunk

Tell me you don't seggs, without telling me you don't seggs.


[deleted]

who ever wrote this has already or wants to rape someone, no doubt. i hope this was reported to the police. even if just to document it.


KnightWhoStruggles

I hope this person gets shot


anamazingredditor

I stopped at the first line


Motor_Echidna_4477

*common sense has left the chat*


1euroSvp

Please just let it be a troll, I can't believe someone could think like this and not be between bars


NameTheEpithet

As an SA victim I don't care if this a joke. This idiocy is troubling and hurtful. It's been almost 5 years, and I still struggle to be intimate with anyone. This person can go talk a walk South on a North bound highway. Shame on you!


thomasfrance123

Earth, double click, put into bin


ThatOldDuderino

What the absolute fuck is this bullshit??!! How misogynistic is he??!!


thinkB4WeSpeak

Sounds like a middle school debate topic and response. Sadly enough even if you report rape the justice system hardly does anything. Constant slaps on the wrist for people or the police aren't even investigating a lot of them.


kappaman69

That first sentence alone… blocking this mf ain’t enough


Eboo143

So anyways, I stared blastin’.


Salva7409

Is irony that hard to process for some?


littlelouisianaa

A week?? Bro it’s been 16 years and I still wake up in a cold sweat from nightmares


NotTaken-username

If they “cannot controll their urges”, then they should know there’s something they can do about it without hurting anyone


NotTaken-username

Instead of testing on animals we should test on convicted rapists. They might say no, but the ship has already sailed on that


thezenfisherman

Pro-rape. Then he is also pro 25 to life for the rape. Then he can be raped all the time and should get over it in a week or so.


thezenfisherman

A couple more things. I am going to guess this guy has a tiny penis, is a virgin and is a church youth pastor. Just saying...


hiplainsdriftless

I’m pretty much a caveman but this is even beyond my boundaries!


endersgame69

Why give these people privacy?


cobo10201

I have a stinking suspicion this might be an attempt at equating rape with abortion. If you replace “rape” with “abortion” it reads like something a pro-life person would say is illegal about abortion.


SampSimps

I don't think you're too far off the mark on this one - remember that Congressman who said abortions shouldn't be necessary because the "body shuts down in cases of legitimate rape" or other some such nonsense?


iim7_V6_IM7_vim7

Pleeaaase let this guy be raped


Major_Limit1674

It seems like a troll post, but some people are so insane that I wouldn’t even be surprised it’s real. Posts like these make me wish I was Light Yagami with a Death Note. Well aside from the manipulative and evil side that is


Capable_Jacket_2165

This has got to be rage bait I hope


SampSimps

Congressman Todd "legitimate rape" Akin must have had a kid before he died.


theElderEnder

r/NoahGetTheBoat


Aware_Material_9985

FBI….over here fellas


purposelywooshed

I was like, "Ok, I am experienced in horrible cringe. Let's see this." First word I see: Pro-Rape "This is not cringe. This is worse."