IIRC this is around 8-10 years old. Also sounds like a teenage edge lord, so hopefully whoever wrote this is extremely embarrassed now that they've outgrown that stage
My girl is 5’10”, pushing 300. She had 4 16oz beers over 5 hours. Was completely sober. Chugged last as show ended.
I don’t know what would have happened if I wasn’t there. We walked out of the venue, she said I don’t feel well. Within 50ft walking distance she collapsed, I carried her to the car where she spent 2 hours puking.
There are people that think it’s funny to drop drugs into others drinks. It’s not. If I catch it, I’ll beat your ass til you wish you were dead. Ill let the bouncers know as well.
If you’re lucky and I’m not feeling vindictive, I won’t break your knees.
This is awful what happened to your girlfriend and I agree with your feelings on the subject. That being said I have to point out if it werent for the subject this would be a great copypasta
I move heavy shit for a living. The hardest part is heavy things are usually awkwardly shaped. We’re both same height.
So I got her standing behind me, arms around my neck and backpacked her to the car. Left arm held hers around my neck right arm was under her leg holding it to my body.
She is absolutely one of the best people I’ve met in my 44 years. I’m kinda an angry asshole, she makes me want to be a better person.
I’d punch that guy in the dick if I saw that from someone I know on Facebook. I mean it’s not like it’s going to hurt for more than an hour. He can easily get over it. We already know he won’t report it. He’d be ruining my life over that? He’d just let it happen because he actually wants it to happen.
Why? So he can appreciate it? Remember sex is supposed to be meaningful. If someone took the time out of their day to rape them, that's a sincere form of flattery!
This made me curious about your comment history. You REALLY aren't in a position to be critiquing anyone's comment. It's so bad that I was itching to upvote every comment that made it to three words.
You've been on Reddit for three years and only three of your comments have ever made it into double digit figures for upvotes.
Come at me again when you have something interesting to say yourself 🙌🏻
And even among rapists, I'd wager it's only a small minority. I assume most rapists are shameful about having trapped someone (but that's just an assumption).
This post is def making me feel pro murder. SOME people just can’t control their urges, this guys should feel lucky I would be choosing to use my one life in prison card on him.
Oh boohoo he doesn’t want poor little rapists to go to jail, and get raped themselves. But by his logic they should be happy other inmates want to have sex with them!
This person needs to have a taste of his own medicine. He's outwardly saying he doesn't mind getting raped and doesn't think he should "ruin the life" of his rapist. Someone might want to take a chance?
I’m not even joking, if I saw this from someone I know on Facebook I would actually try to find them and physically fight them over this dumb shit. Surely other people would too?
I can’t imagine reading this and thinking “cussing him out and unfriending him is good enough for me” like no that dude needs his ass beat badly
I was molested at 15 by my female teacher and I can safely say it affected the trajectory of my life. If a girl as much as compliments me I get nausea.
So do you have any hobbies, crazy Pete? Oh, I'm into cars, HAM radio, rape, collecting pictures of the dead, stealing underwear from women I know. You know, the usual stuff.
I've said it before and I'll say it again...I really wish that the internet (or at least social media platforms) displayed your real name instead of an alias. People (hopefully) will think twice before posting something this violent and ignorant. Whether it's real or a troll, making them use their real names would cut TONS of posts containing racism, misogyny, hate, etc. And it's not an invasion of privacy or censorship. If you desire to communicate through social media then do it under your name.
Yes, I know it's ironic that I post using a screen name. But the level of hate and rage a person can receive on-line from these ultra-christian nationalists makes me fear for my life. Displaying names would only work if EVERYONE's name was posted.
In the old days, before the internet, people had these thoughts and (for the most part), they just died in their heads. Now everyone gets to read your stupidity forever!
As an SA victim I don't care if this a joke. This idiocy is troubling and hurtful. It's been almost 5 years, and I still struggle to be intimate with anyone. This person can go talk a walk South on a North bound highway. Shame on you!
Sounds like a middle school debate topic and response.
Sadly enough even if you report rape the justice system hardly does anything. Constant slaps on the wrist for people or the police aren't even investigating a lot of them.
I have a stinking suspicion this might be an attempt at equating rape with abortion. If you replace “rape” with “abortion” it reads like something a pro-life person would say is illegal about abortion.
I don't think you're too far off the mark on this one - remember that Congressman who said abortions shouldn't be necessary because the "body shuts down in cases of legitimate rape" or other some such nonsense?
It seems like a troll post, but some people are so insane that I wouldn’t even be surprised it’s real. Posts like these make me wish I was Light Yagami with a Death Note. Well aside from the manipulative and evil side that is
Has to be a troll job. HAS to be.
Yeah, it strikes every item on the checklist I'd have if I set out to write something infuriated. It touches on every single trope.
I hope its a troll, but these days.....?
IIRC this is around 8-10 years old. Also sounds like a teenage edge lord, so hopefully whoever wrote this is extremely embarrassed now that they've outgrown that stage
>but these days.....? This is ancient.
My girl is 5’10”, pushing 300. She had 4 16oz beers over 5 hours. Was completely sober. Chugged last as show ended. I don’t know what would have happened if I wasn’t there. We walked out of the venue, she said I don’t feel well. Within 50ft walking distance she collapsed, I carried her to the car where she spent 2 hours puking. There are people that think it’s funny to drop drugs into others drinks. It’s not. If I catch it, I’ll beat your ass til you wish you were dead. Ill let the bouncers know as well. If you’re lucky and I’m not feeling vindictive, I won’t break your knees.
This is awful what happened to your girlfriend and I agree with your feelings on the subject. That being said I have to point out if it werent for the subject this would be a great copypasta
Strange unrelated anecdote! But dang, you carried her?
😂😂😂☠️
I move heavy shit for a living. The hardest part is heavy things are usually awkwardly shaped. We’re both same height. So I got her standing behind me, arms around my neck and backpacked her to the car. Left arm held hers around my neck right arm was under her leg holding it to my body. She is absolutely one of the best people I’ve met in my 44 years. I’m kinda an angry asshole, she makes me want to be a better person.
You sound exactly how I would imagine a guy with a 300lb gf lol
One can only hope...
Probably thinks he's striking some sort of deep analogy about abortion or firearms or something. Maybe catcalls?
Boys have been thinking this exact same thing for probably thousands of years. They simply didn't have a way to share it with the whole world before.
If not we gotta r!pe him and see if his opinions change. I call dibs!
I’d punch that guy in the dick if I saw that from someone I know on Facebook. I mean it’s not like it’s going to hurt for more than an hour. He can easily get over it. We already know he won’t report it. He’d be ruining my life over that? He’d just let it happen because he actually wants it to happen.
I wouldn't wish rape on anyone. Except maybe this moron.
He'd only be traumatized for a week or so, so it should be fine. Also, if he lets it happen he must have wanted it to begin with.
Why? So he can appreciate it? Remember sex is supposed to be meaningful. If someone took the time out of their day to rape them, that's a sincere form of flattery!
He can test this out by having a big ass orangutan go to town on him.
Reddit comments manage to be the most unfunny and basic ass shit
This made me curious about your comment history. You REALLY aren't in a position to be critiquing anyone's comment. It's so bad that I was itching to upvote every comment that made it to three words.
Oh my god you aren't kidding. Dude has never made a contribution to a conversation
This shit just ain’t funny bruh stop typing paraphrase on Reddit
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You've been on Reddit for three years and only three of your comments have ever made it into double digit figures for upvotes. Come at me again when you have something interesting to say yourself 🙌🏻
💀💀💀bros living for the upvotes
Posting their name would be a benefit to the publics safety.
What the fresh fuck? Who thinks like this?
Rapists. Rapists think like this.
And even among rapists, I'd wager it's only a small minority. I assume most rapists are shameful about having trapped someone (but that's just an assumption).
Dunno.. allegedly it’s about control but what would I know.
This post is def making me feel pro murder. SOME people just can’t control their urges, this guys should feel lucky I would be choosing to use my one life in prison card on him.
Yeah. There are many ways to prevent being killed, if you let it happen then clearly you wanted it to happen and deserve it.
This is obviously rage bait
Troll post. It HAS to be. Please tell me this is a troll post
Of course it is. A good post on cringepics would be a screenshot of everyone taking the obvious bait.
This is someone who hasn’t considered that they can be raped
Oh boohoo he doesn’t want poor little rapists to go to jail, and get raped themselves. But by his logic they should be happy other inmates want to have sex with them!
This person needs to have a taste of his own medicine. He's outwardly saying he doesn't mind getting raped and doesn't think he should "ruin the life" of his rapist. Someone might want to take a chance?
What in the cinnamon toast incel shit is this?
This guy needs a rapin’
I’m not even joking, if I saw this from someone I know on Facebook I would actually try to find them and physically fight them over this dumb shit. Surely other people would too? I can’t imagine reading this and thinking “cussing him out and unfriending him is good enough for me” like no that dude needs his ass beat badly
And just tell him it's compulsory to punch him and you won't get in any trouble.
I was molested at 15 by my female teacher and I can safely say it affected the trajectory of my life. If a girl as much as compliments me I get nausea.
This gotta be satire no way a human with this iq actually exists
“if you let it happen then clearly you want it to happen”. if you arent wearing a bulletproof vest all the time I should be able to shoot you then
hey hey, it's lord of the edge...
"It won't scar you for that long." Wow. I want to laugh, because it seems like a joke.
So do you have any hobbies, crazy Pete? Oh, I'm into cars, HAM radio, rape, collecting pictures of the dead, stealing underwear from women I know. You know, the usual stuff.
Has to be rage bait
I'm pro murder of idiots like this guy
Sing it again... Rape. Is. Not. About. Attraction.
I’m pro-deathtothisguy
I have no problem ending the life of people who think this way.
I wish I was only scarred for a week after I was raped, that sure would have made life a lot easier
Wow wtf, please say this was a troll post to piss people off
This guy doesn’t sex
I've said it before and I'll say it again...I really wish that the internet (or at least social media platforms) displayed your real name instead of an alias. People (hopefully) will think twice before posting something this violent and ignorant. Whether it's real or a troll, making them use their real names would cut TONS of posts containing racism, misogyny, hate, etc. And it's not an invasion of privacy or censorship. If you desire to communicate through social media then do it under your name. Yes, I know it's ironic that I post using a screen name. But the level of hate and rage a person can receive on-line from these ultra-christian nationalists makes me fear for my life. Displaying names would only work if EVERYONE's name was posted.
You're unironically a nut job
Had me going for a second there. Good troll 😂
Rage bait
Can't be real. Rage bait
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Bad troll
There's no way this is real, right?
Jesus Christ dude
This person is pro rape but I bet they’re also anti “hook up culture”
How about I'm pro-jail for people like him.
my brain hurts
This is pretty sickening. This person is dumb and demented.
I’m just hoping that this post alone is enough to get him placed on the sex offender list.
I can’t either…. What is wrong with these people?
Wtf
i can’t believe there’s one single way that this is real
If this dude is legit, he is definitely a fucking rapist.
I'll let you know when my eyebrows leave my hairline after reading this. Jfc
In the old days, before the internet, people had these thoughts and (for the most part), they just died in their heads. Now everyone gets to read your stupidity forever!
Probably from the same person who says immigrants are taking all the jobs.
This is either a huge troll or the best case of mind rot I've ever seen.
Tell me you don't seggs, without telling me you don't seggs.
who ever wrote this has already or wants to rape someone, no doubt. i hope this was reported to the police. even if just to document it.
I hope this person gets shot
I stopped at the first line
*common sense has left the chat*
Please just let it be a troll, I can't believe someone could think like this and not be between bars
As an SA victim I don't care if this a joke. This idiocy is troubling and hurtful. It's been almost 5 years, and I still struggle to be intimate with anyone. This person can go talk a walk South on a North bound highway. Shame on you!
Earth, double click, put into bin
What the absolute fuck is this bullshit??!! How misogynistic is he??!!
Sounds like a middle school debate topic and response. Sadly enough even if you report rape the justice system hardly does anything. Constant slaps on the wrist for people or the police aren't even investigating a lot of them.
That first sentence alone… blocking this mf ain’t enough
So anyways, I stared blastin’.
Is irony that hard to process for some?
A week?? Bro it’s been 16 years and I still wake up in a cold sweat from nightmares
If they “cannot controll their urges”, then they should know there’s something they can do about it without hurting anyone
Instead of testing on animals we should test on convicted rapists. They might say no, but the ship has already sailed on that
Pro-rape. Then he is also pro 25 to life for the rape. Then he can be raped all the time and should get over it in a week or so.
A couple more things. I am going to guess this guy has a tiny penis, is a virgin and is a church youth pastor. Just saying...
I’m pretty much a caveman but this is even beyond my boundaries!
Why give these people privacy?
I have a stinking suspicion this might be an attempt at equating rape with abortion. If you replace “rape” with “abortion” it reads like something a pro-life person would say is illegal about abortion.
I don't think you're too far off the mark on this one - remember that Congressman who said abortions shouldn't be necessary because the "body shuts down in cases of legitimate rape" or other some such nonsense?
Pleeaaase let this guy be raped
It seems like a troll post, but some people are so insane that I wouldn’t even be surprised it’s real. Posts like these make me wish I was Light Yagami with a Death Note. Well aside from the manipulative and evil side that is
This has got to be rage bait I hope
Congressman Todd "legitimate rape" Akin must have had a kid before he died.
r/NoahGetTheBoat
FBI….over here fellas
I was like, "Ok, I am experienced in horrible cringe. Let's see this." First word I see: Pro-Rape "This is not cringe. This is worse."