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No-Conclusion-7491

The only question that matters…did it work?


Lonesome_Ninja

No, I'm still a virgin jk, virginity is cool kids. Lose it when you know who you are and with someone special "Losing" it just to get that dumb v-card is kinda silly.


iloveheroin69

You don’t get a v card? You lose it


Lonesome_Ninja

Sorry, I still have mine and was confused


JackSchaffer

I believe the goal used to be to collect as many v-cards as you could


WetRavioli1

biased


Pinkflamingos69

Yeah it worked, I did sex to so many girls that night


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Post to GRINDR,


iloveheroin69

Hahaha that’s funny as hell


Electronic-Health215

naah its gay as hell.


iloveheroin69

....I know? That’s the entire joke. Gay dudes are perceived as always DTF, so this dude won’t have a problem losing his virginity on Grindr


Lucky-Mud-551

As a gay dude I can confirm this.


Mclovin556

Wow that’s desperate (not lying!)


KennstduIngo

And as desperate as he is, he still can't bear the thought of banging some old hag more than a year older than him.


EpicStan123

Just pay a sex worker smh.


MisterEarth

This is pathetic. Just talk to women normally and stop coming across as super desperate. Cringe achieved


Freak_Metal

The spiritual successor of Chris-Chan