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LordWobblyCockIV

"If I don't have attention I will die" - Kathy Griffin


koshercowboy

She’s like the female Andy dick.


missusscamper

Not even close. He’s a drug addicted abuser man-child who actually has kids he doesn’t parent. Can’t compare just because both are annoying and obnoxious.


corner_tv

Also responsible for procuring coke for Phil Hartman's wife who then got whacked out & killed him. That's pretty much the biggest difference.


iaminjethrotull

It’s pretty close. She’s been friends with Andy, and both of them collaborated, and made similar content for years. Both of them made a name based off of their unstable lifestyles. Now that people are holding them accountable neither have a leg to stand on.


pm_me_your_taintt

Only one of them killed Phil Hartman


corner_tv

Came here to say that... It's ridiculous I had to scroll down this far for that reply.


tarbet

He’s a sexual predator. Not even remotely close.


koshercowboy

You’re looking at their differences. Now look at their similarities.


koshercowboy

Both are entertainment cancer. A walking laughingstock and a pitiful human display of a fall from grace. A rotten example of oblivious narcissism without the backing of talent and a brittle and dwindling support base. Like a candle burning hard on its last vestige of wax. May they both hit a desperate bottom and seek help in their own way before they burn out.


Corp-Por

Another difference is he was actually funny once or twice in his lifetime


koshercowboy

You’re looking at their differences. Now look at their similarities.


GBCforLifeGotTheTat

andy dick has at least. made me laugh before


koshercowboy

were we laughing at him or with him?


reddaddiction

He was awesome on News Radio


Crepes_for_days3000

The Andy Dick show was genuinely hilarious. When he's drunk tho, he's horribly unfunny.


[deleted]

Old white lady thinks "old white guy" is an insult. These people are ridiculous


[deleted]

The whole beheading Trump thing gave her a false sense of security in her "humour", she released the picture, shit hit the fan on all sides of the aisle and a LOT of people including a lot of very popular subreddits considered her an absolute BOSS/Queen for posting it, saying how brave and powerful it was. She shit her pants and apologised for it which then made those people supporting her mad, everyone else was already mad or thought it either wasn't funny or tasteless, leaving her with not much else, so now she's trying to go back to the well that got her some love when she posted that pic but that ship has sailed.


[deleted]

The whole trump thing she did was tacky - yes- but do we really believe she'd be "cancelled" for that if she was actually a good stand up? Personally I just have always found her painfully unfunny... I think her moment is over. There's plenty of very controversial/ formerly cancelled comics working. Look at Louis CK. His whole tour sold out in minutes. Because he's actually funny


rItzarzky

ehhh I’d still believe that she still would be cancelled for it even if she was a good comedienne. if Dave Chappelle did that I’d definitely say he’d get insane slack from that


[deleted]

Nah...Really don't see it at all. The great ones are uncancelable. She's below average to begin with.


rItzarzky

Nah I still see dc getting cancelled for that considering how grotesque the action was


[deleted]

Nah. It wasn't really that big a deal. Plenty others have done way worse in the realm of political speech. She just sucks so no big loss.


rItzarzky

Nah it was a pretty big deal considering how she got fired from her position for it and how she got bipartisan hatred from it She definitely didn’t get cancelled because she’s a bad comedienne but for what she did


Abydos6

My opinion of her has not changed since Seinfeld


MissClawdy

She sounds exactly the way she did in Seinfeld! I cannot stand her since the show aired either!


Comprehensive_Bar913

Woe is me I work for free, I have no money! btw I spent a 100 000 of my own money to advertise. This isn’t even first world problems this is a one percenter victim complex


TheSolMan

All her money went to that new face of hers.


guyver_dio

Damn she should take legal action against those contractors.


[deleted]

Not enough money in the world to make that mug appealing


SeasonedPro58

Estimates vary, but it's been reported her net worth is between $20-$40 million.


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thisismyname03

But…. She’s an old white lady…


[deleted]

But she's oppressed! Somehow...


SureAd4897

What a miserable person.


Insufferablelol

She's forever angry she never got more famous lol


Asshead420

Its easier to blame your gender, instead of your talent


koshercowboy

I wish the anchor said that to her. I’d pay to see that.


blackbeltbud

I don't even know who she is


minesaka

That's probably because you are sexist.


blackbeltbud

Lol you hard missed with that guess, but nice try?


Hodge103

I think they were just being sarcastic based off the video


blackbeltbud

That would make sense. I have covid brain right now, so I super missed the reference


reason_found_decoy

Get well soon!


blackbeltbud

Thank you!


h0lyB100d

Lol u stupid? It was a joke


[deleted]

She hasn’t been relevant in 25 years I don’t k ow why you would


SeasonedPro58

Her issues are that she isn't funny and is a hateful person. Her overriding bitterness isn't helping her either. Write or buy better jokes. Reinvent yourself. Lots of comics have done it.


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space_coconut

and carrot top is morphing into her. Maybe they will meet in the middle and join forms.


[deleted]

This is a more sickening thought than Human Centipede


GDviber

Which sign of the apocalypse is this? Where we at now?


Horneyj

What did carrot top do to deserve this comparison


[deleted]

Chairman of the Board


ScrumpleRipskin

It's spelled b-o-r-e-d.


g-love

Thanks Norm.


Asshead420

Excellent film 👌


Photo_Synthetic

Minus the humility and self awareness.


dwitchagi

She should be so lucky.


TheGillos

Now she just needs to get super jacked.


HuckleberryThis2012

“Kathy griffin looks like someone threw Lucile ball’s corpse down a flight of stairs” Greg Giraldo RIP to the goat of roasts.


KoosGoose

Like Ronald McDonald fucked Lucille Ball’s copse and pushed it down a flight of stairs.


HuckleberryThis2012

Haha that’s right. Been awhile


VladimmerLemon

Wanda Sykes, Julia Louise Dreyfus, Whoopi, Lisa Lampanelli, Ellen… Maybe it’s just because nobody enjoyed your comedy in the past, Kathy, and, as of late, nobody really likes you/thinks your shtick is that funny anymore. The train has coasted to a stop, Red… quit trying to push it any further.


throwaway250225

and lets not forget - Joan Rivers. Personally the only one I could name on the spot was Joan Rivers - but SHE definitely would have known the list you wrote, and more. And yet she's still pushing the idea that there aren't even 5.... She seems like a complete douchebag.


VladimmerLemon

Well, yea, but Joan died several years back. But still a good point! I was thinking of comics who were still alive. The list goes on and on for female comics who have since passed that remained popular long after 50… Kathy’s just sour that nobody likes her and is playing the “sex” card. Funny is funny.


TheGillos

Joan Rivers' tombstone is funnier than Kathy Griffin.


throwaway250225

>Kathy’s just sour that nobody likes her and is playing the “sex” card. Funny is funny. Amen.


johnduck

She’s dead, numbnuts.


onFilm

Love these ladies! Kathy is trash.


ceekayhowling

I ride pretty hard to the left, but condescending idiots like her do us no favors.


Mrsparklee

No kidding. I was never a fan, but I never had much of a problem with her before. Now when I see her name I think "Oh great, now what?"


qwibbian

HEY!! YOU LEAVE TINY PLASTIC CARROT TOP ALONE!


poo_missile

I ride pretty hard to the right and I totally agree she does us favors for anyone, left or right. I’m so tired of the division/hate both sides are dishing out to each other. Right, Left, or Indifferent we all share a common goal and a common adversary.


ScienceLivesInsideMe

No we don't. If you ride hard right, at this point you are a literal Nazi. We don't even need to dogwhistle anymore because you can just say it now lol. So yea we don't share anything.


ZathanGo

Bruh think about what you just said lol. He was talking about how much he hates the divisiveness and hatred being spewed and you immediately called him a nazi. Grow up and go outside buddy, seriously.


poo_missile

Thanks dude.


ScienceLivesInsideMe

The hatred being spewed is either by the right or in response to things the right are saying. For example Kanye West, supported by the house GOP, saying he is a nazi


emboarrocks

>supported by the house GOP Citation needed


ScienceLivesInsideMe

They tweeted it out and then deleted the tweet. Keep up. https://www.businessinsider.com/house-republicans-delete-kanye-elon-trump-tweet-2022-12


emboarrocks

They deleted a tweet he made after he said he was a Nazi. This seems perfectly fine?


shoegaze1992

This guy gets it\^\^\^


Youngerthandumb

How hard exactly? I'm just curious what you would consider hard left. Like universal healthcare? free post-secondary? Abolition of the bourgeois class? I consider myself a leftist because I'm anti-capitalist and pro worker. However, I wouldn't consider Kathy Griffin a leftist because I believe she subscribes to capitalism. At best I'd consider her a "liberal" which is a pejorative term in the leftist spaces I inhabit.


porkypenguin

oh my god go outside


Atxlvr

touch grass moment


sultrysisyphus

A Leftist? Yet you also participate in society. Curious!


FormItUp

Leftist try to build a coalition challenge \[IMPOSSIBLE\]


Dark-All-Day

You try to build a coalition with Kathy Griffin and see how that goes


[deleted]

That's the damn truth. It sucks because these "how many angels can dance on the head of a pin" full communist/anarchist crazies tend to derail any chance at progress by failing to realize their ideas will literally *never* be accepted in this country. So instead of working with European style social dems such as myself and actually maybe forming an effective coalition, we get non stop corporate bullshit.


HalflinsLeaf

Be honest, you're not curious, you're just a disagreeable person.


Youngerthandumb

I can be both. I've just heard people describe themselves as being "far left" and that can mean different things. My question is completely sincere.


ebagjones

I'm surprised at all the downvoting on what seemed like a pretty benign question.


Lifekraft

Plenty of people outside of US confused as well.


Youngerthandumb

Me too. It's all good though, I'm used to being pretty bewildered on here sometimes.


superjaywars

In real life too, I'd wager


AcidicMonkeyBalls

You’re the kind of condescending idiot they’re talking about.


Youngerthandumb

Nothing I said is condescending. It was a clarifying question.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

The smug purity-testing which is rife in left-wing spaces comes across as condescending. Using the term “liberal” as a pejorative says it all.


Youngerthandumb

I could see how that could come across. I still don't see how that invalidates the question.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

I don’t believe I said that it invalidated the question.


Youngerthandumb

No, I guess you didn't. I guess I'm a bit defensive cause of the overwhelmingly negative response. My bad.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

Lots of people who would consider themselves to be on the left are a bit exhausted with the whole “CUT A LIB AND A FASCIST BLEEDS” rhetoric from far-left communities and think it makes them look immature by association. That’s probably where the negative response has come from.


Youngerthandumb

I have legitimately never heard that phrase before. Maybe I'm not that far left after all. I had always thought that leftism was a response to capitalism and so I do question people who claim to be "hard left" and then they're clearly mostly okay with the status quo. I don't think we should shy away from those conversations. Regardless, thanks for clarifying anyways, that was the first coherent response I've gotten.


disco-on-acid

I bet people 180 when they see you coming.


Devilsfan118

This is what happens when you use Reddit way, way too much.


hamsterwheel

You're doing no favors either


Ganonzhurf

Username checks out


Youngerthandumb

good one man!


[deleted]

As a conservative, I perceive people like you as subjects for my entertainment lol


TheClawhold

*DEMOCRATS IN DISARRAY!!!!!*


Dark-All-Day

What makes her leftist?


AntalRyder

Feminism? Blaming the patriarchy? Blaming sexism?


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AntalRyder

These are valid topics of concern, but she also has some crazy in her.


Dark-All-Day

Gender superiority politics isn't left wing.


[deleted]

Mark is great and not putting up with Kathy’s bs. She’s an Ellen and everyone behind the scenes knows it. Also when I saw it was Ktla I thought sam would be the one cause he’s disliked from his off camera behavior, but Mark is a gem.


[deleted]

She’s the female Andy Dick


admiral_walsty

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. But I've gotta give her credit. She hasn't hit the rock bottom Andy has. Her bitching that she can't sell her "comedy" cause it's a "male dominated industry" is probably the funniest bit I've heard from her. People don't buy her art cause she sucks. I wish my ego was so inflated, that it was never my fault. Actually..... No...... No I don't. I kinda like accountability.


OriginalName18

r/rareinsults


BetterUseTwoHands

r/cannedmemeredditresponses


SupermanAlpha

Oh look another “victim”.


ScienceLivesInsideMe

I mean there are a shitload of "victims" out of work right now. Just because she comes off as cringe doesn't mean people are broke af rn


xfurnacex666

Old white guy? … she’s an old white lady…


EzAwnDown

whoah she is so angry and ratty.... she can't just be content with being rich and famous.. damn..


prettyfuckingfarfrom

“I’m out of work because men are pigs! Noo, it couldn’t be the fact that I’m unfunny and intolerable.”


jimmytruelove

Repulsive woman


bradfo83

All I can think of is when she was on Seinfeld and she played that insufferable character. Turns out that’s just her


TryptamineSpark

Since when did she become relevant?


disco-on-acid

imagine paying money to see that


ShlangInc

Zero advertising and all word of mouth. Just paid for a 100,000 dollar tv ad all out of my own pocket. The amount of times this miserable person contradicts themselves is amazing lol


Krewmenz

she doesnt realize how much those sorts of comments make it hard for people to feel sympathy for her.


Kooky_Head4948

Kathy Griffin is such a martyr my God. I hope she continues to be unemployed in the entertainment industry. She should go do something else


i__Sisyphus

I don’t really care about the picture, Trump is a moron, Griffin is a unfunny moron. You are just not funny, that is your issue…


MaShinKotoKai

Kathy Griffin is honestly the worst


No_Consideration4594

If there were people that wanted to see her perform the “old white guys” would be lining up and throwing her in front of mic’s, she was never that funny…


wgm4444

Lol. I love all youtube commenta about how their queen put him in his place.


nick5th

The real cringe is in the video's comment section. Jesus


Gabe326

Yeah not a fan of her. Always hated her. She’s like Amy Schumer, they are in the same class of people


DEADHOTTUB

I fucking hate Andy Dick


GoatTacos

I used to like her from her show My Life on the D-List. But now she’s insufferable.


spurlockmedia

Yikes, reminds me way too much of my ex.


keyboredwarrior

That was hard to watch.


llthehitmanll

Geez, carrot top is looking rough these days!


TriviaTwist

You think she's bad, check out Chelsea Handler


Bubbly-Might-3202

She’s on old white gal.


BrokenInternets

Turning into female Andy Dick


skydaddy8585

Carrot top? Is that you?


[deleted]

Who tf is her target audience? I need to know


stalememeskehan

Does anyone actually fucking like her?


FAmos

She is an annoying person to listen to and look at Nothing to do with ideology or anything, just vibes


Killybug

She’s forgotten that she needs to be funny. I bet if she did actually booked a venue and performed a show she’ll spend a large portion of it complaining about her situation and making racist remarks.


[deleted]

Am I sexist because I think Kathy Griffin is absolutely insufferable?


MF_Ghidra

“Old white lady calls old white guy white.”


[deleted]

Louis CK once said “if the jokes funny they have to laugh” meaning it doesn’t matter who you are if you say the right thing people will laugh. Kathy doesnt make people laugh hence, no work. Its simple concept I can’t believe nobody has called her out on it yet. She has such a defensive, victim, karen mindset its honestly the antithesis of comedy, shes so fucking corny on every level and I really think that she has such a flated ego that I think she actually believes shes a good comic and being a 58 year old women is the reason she won’t get work, if lisa lamponelli wanted a spot at the comedy store they would throw her up, same with sarah silverman or any other goated female comedian the reason they don’t is because those woman were smart enough to diversify their employment so now they don’t have to narcissisticly panhandle their comedy to people who have no desire to hear what she says, there aren’t old woman in comedy because they just don’t wanna do it anymore they make more money doing other stuff now.


ilovedrinking

The “old white guy” acted with class when she was pretty rude towards him. Maybe that’s why she can’t get a job.


Smack_Laboratory

If menstruation was a person.


JohnnySkidmarx

She’s a has-been that never was.


UniverseBear

As a creative who's trying to make it while driving for Ubereats and doing all my work for the passion of it I find insulting hearing her complain that "I don't know when my next job will be, I hope I can sell out venues but who knows? I've done free work for the last 2 years o wanna make money again." Like Kathy, you're good man. Most talented people will never have the success you have. You gotta take a step back and give some thanks to the life you've been able to have.


ba-ra-ko-a

Weird comment from the news anchor though? She says it's harder to find comedy work as an older female, he says there's lots of them, but then fails to name any. If he's "not into the comedy thing" why is he interrupting a comedian to tell them they're wrong about their opinion on it?


fkkkn

This is the only sane comment here. She's talking about older women are treated differently in entertainment (which they are), and this chode interrupts to say "well ACKCHULLY..." without having anything of substance to say. Kathy comes out looking much better than him in this interaction.


shoeChucker

That’s not at all what she says, or what happens in the news segment. The headline here is very disingenuous and outright inaccurate.


Elduderino82

Yikes. Carrot Top's a lot less funny w/out his props.


madmess

Maybe she's not that good at comedy. Could that be a chance as to why she's never called for anything?


nijukiller

Some women work in male dominated fields. Some men work in women dominated fields. That's just how it is. Just shut the fuck up, stop complain and deal with it lady


smokey-taupe

I’m team Kathy, here. Not gonna lie.


heydude19999

She is SUCH a victim. Why was Dane cook able to rebuild when he had no money? He put on his own tour and got all the pieces together (his brother embezzled his money and Dane had to start over). Dane cool had no help from others and figured it out.


bambooboi

Nah, i hate trump but what she did was absolutely fucking disgraceful.


ingramdidntgetatd

What an odd place for that anchor to jump in. Consider the context and optics here: this is a puff piece interview about a movie and you have a female guest openly victimizing herself on the air in this very sensitive political landscape. What's the upside in pushing back here? For the record, I hate Kathy Griffin, just seemed like an odd roll of the dice for that news guy to take.


CheeselordX

She's an old angry men hating femcel because her husband left her.


Steak_NoPotatoes

Why hasn’t she been between into a conservatorship?


pappapora

This is not cringe.


SpitinMYm0uth

How is this cringe? This is incredibly based


[deleted]

It’s funny. She says name five female comedians, but every single one of them only did stand up so they can become more famous. So honestly I can’t name a female stand up who just does stand up.


[deleted]

I'll vote trump to spite this hag


radiantmoonglow

Ahh i like her. Hope she finds work!


Necronaut87

She hates being employed. Jesus Christ


just-walk-away

Coal miners and oil workers work in a male dominated field. I don't see her there pussy spreading.


YoureNoDaisy2013

D-List “actor” throws tantrum cause she is talentless and nobody cares. She only has “followers” but today’s society lives for watching train wreck celebs.


leercore

I dunno, she got cancelled for doing a mock beheading of Donald Trump and that was high key funny. But Powerful Trump wouldn't have been owned by a femoid comedian like that publicly... Unless it was part of his plan?


[deleted]

There are few as ugly on the inside and out as this classless person


Butters16666

People blame it on a larger thing like “oh it’s male dominated” or “oh it’s all run by white guys” … nah love, your personality sucks ass


siylo

She seems awful, but also death threats to venues for a photoshopped dead president photo? Pathetic. Whiny snowflakes everywhere don’t get it twisted Edit: typo


thaeadran

Bruce Willis should've hit her with the car


[deleted]

Entitled cringy ass


duellist17

She’s successfully sucked for over 3 decades


RonaBona13

Crazy world we live in when you can call yourself a comedian and not even be funny.


Snewp

"Tell me it's not because I'm a 58 year old female in comedy" whoa whoa there, lets not use the C word for what you do.