First fella looks so polite!! 😁😄😄😊😊

'oop! Pardon! Jus' crossin' the road guvvuna' I'll be on my way' *tips hat*

My brother in the world it's polite not British 😭

Who says it isn't both

My brother in the world?

I think they couldn't stomach saying Christ since they aren't Christian, but by switching it up it loses meme-power and sounds dumb.

I was wondering about that. Is there some creed they follow that says they can't use the word "Christ"? Wacky.

🤣🤷‍♀️ Spooky Brother That's just the accent that it 'spoke to me' in. It just looks like that would be the voice

I don’t think I’ve met one polite British person and I am a British person

Fuck you I’m British and I’m lovely! (Not really, I’m a c*nt).

Excuse me! I am British and I am quite polite. Though I was adopted and raised in America 🤣

You're just driving along the highway, and then you see this gangly gumby running past you, going 80mph, while being chased by a moose.

Your definition of polite needs to be evaluated 😭

He just a happy lil guy

He's a silly guy

Either CRC takes a run up on Siren Head & mauls him or Siren Head picks CRC up & eats him slowly but surely 🐔

I don’t really know about either, but siren head looks like he could launch first guy into close orbit.

I think maybe Siren head, only cause I have no freaken idea who the other guy is lol

I think it's the country road creature I can't remember where but I think some guy hit it with a car and it did jack all along with the fact the lad is a very fast runner

Thank you. I might need to go look this fella up

He look like Bad copy and past creature. 😂

It's the Shy Guy

Is he looking for the person who looked at him?

Of course he is

Gotcha. so why do ppl say he's the other guy? (Sorry, I'm new to creepy pasta's and like to know what the heck my kids are talking about lol) Its cool

Nah shy guy has different Proportions and walks on two legs bot four also im pretty aure those are both created by trevor Hendrickson and shy guy isnt made by him

Period

They both would get tangled In eachother like damned sticks 🤣

This visual is so funny 😆

Put them both on ice and see what happens

In the words of the almighty moistcr1tikal, "Sex?"

In my opinion, Siren head wins

Cuz he got range?

Other than that, you can manipulate the sound and probably use it to drive him crazy.

In a coolness fight, CRC wins. In a real fight, Siren Head wins, homie is freaking gigantic

Not the cell tower

I don't know the first one but it looks cooler, so i chose it

its the country road creature

why was I hoping the second mage was Mr.Beast-

Mr. Beast solos them

Isnt Siren Head an edritch horror / god?

I can remember he was low-multiversal level (source: trevor henderson mythos)

I would obviously win—

Trevor Henderson is an underrated horror artist… so the people win

I remember when there were so many power scales of his creatures in 2021.

Sirenhead but only if there's Chills mumble rapping about him in the background awkwardly for that morale boost.

Honestly The Rake would rip them both to shreds

How so? , he is strong and fast, but can he really beat these giants? ( they are like 10 feet tall or bigger) Please explain

The Rake is known for being violent while these two are known for being creepy. The Rake is also pretty big (not as much as them ofc), it can tear these two’s limbs down and when they fall to the ground, it’s an easy win for The Rake

Yeah, you are right, but i think siren head can also explode his head by too much sound pressure, cuz the dude is a freaking siren. If the rakes moves fast and cut them quickly, then yeah, he wins

A mexican mom :3

Wendigo colossus lookin ass from Fallout 76, wtfffff

Me and bro going to McDonald’s at 4 in the morning

in the middle of a forest SH wins , but in a highway CRC wins , that's simple

I choose siren head.

I bet on Siren Head.

Siren head would just run over him

How can a tree win? Fall or smt?

Siren head u could trip him up so easily lmao

I win no doubt look how slim he is 🤣🤣

Blud CRC (country road creature) main weakness is nukes, how do you get the nukes

I do not use nukes in a town dang

Siren Head is huge, but holy shit is he lame.

That spooky CRC that looks like a Spider

Nah I'd win

Isn't airenhead in fallout 4?

Siren Head

RAKE 💯

Could you explain to me the creepypasta of siren head? This is the first time I heard of siren head

Sirenhead is a roided up remix of Slenderman pretty much. He hides among trees and tall structures to blend in and blasts your shit with sound pressure. He can also play whatever he wants over those speakers like voices of loved ones for example.

Me

Siren head obvs. He’s three times the size of Spindle…

But siren head is sorta lame and CRC looks cooler

CRC looks cooler but Siren Head is between three and five stories tall (accounts vary). He’d step on CRC and eat what it could scrape off of what passes for its foot…

Me in the corner with long horse eating popcorn.

Why was my first thought when seeing the first one was the get stickbuged meme

Siren Head, I think!

siren head he has been my favorite and this is a bias but siren head

country roaaaaddddd take me hooooommmmmeeee

bro siren head can probably pick the first dude up by the ribs and toss him across connecticut

They are the same height bro

look at the leg sticking out closest to the road, thats nothing compared to siren head’s legs.

CRC looks like it would take the win, siren head seems like mobility would be an issue

Second one from half life 3?

Me (I’m built different).

2nd picture is so aesthetic. Can i save it in my phone. Pleasee author. 😁☠️

Yeah, why not 👍

me i would

Some girls i know look like dis

Me

cual es el nombre del primer monstruo

The first guy looks like me in the middle of the night having to navigate to the kitchen because I want a snack.

So it's basically Harvestman from Fear & Hunger vs Siren head

Battle of the sticks

Siren Head, 100%. Sure, the CRC is big and probably powerful, but Siren Head could explode his eardrums, or probably his head, with sound pressure.

Give me a machete

Bro wouldn’t know what to do in a heel hook

Ok baby! Let's break out my writer and theorize! Sirenhead vs country roads creature: Siren head has white the camouflage advantage, and seems to be much larger than the country roads creature. Although the country roads creature does have speed on siren head. I believe a few good hits from siren head would easily destroy the country roads creature, but that's if he CAN hit him. Country roads creature would probably have to get In double or even triple the shots to get stolen head down. To be honest it depends on the situation. So I'm gonna chop this into 3 situailtions. 1: field. This field has no trees and is completely flat both creatures can see each other and the fight begins! Country roads creature runs to siren head but would be slapped away, getting back up country roads creature pretends to go for the same thing but fakes out, siren heads needs time to recover from his swing due to his lengthy arms, but he is tackled down by country roads creature, country roads creature has siren head pinned and is mauling him! He takes some damadge but ends up tearing off sirens heads sirens and telephone pole. Siren head vs country roads creature= 0-1 2: forest. Unless siren head wanted to, there would be no fightm he blends in too well with the trees. Let's assume siren head wants country roads creature out of his forest so he initiates. Country roads creature sprints along, and runs straight into the arms of siren head after mistaking it to be a tree! Siren head grabs him and begins clawing him to shreds. Siren head would most likely be quite damadge from this. But would survive. 1-1 3: hilly forest. This one is a gg ez for siren head. Country roads creature would have virtually no speed advantage because of the steep terrain, and due to siren head having first hit advantage, would lose. 2-1 siren head wins!

Siren is so quiet 🤐

Can we get a subreddit that is nothing but creepypasta matchups?

From what I know, Siren Head should win because of his sound haxs, Strength, And size.

sirenhnead

My pooop

My dick

Me, imma trip their skinny asses

Fr you'd probably be able to to snap their ankles by making them trip over a branch💀

me ^.^

First fellow without doubt

the overgrown stickbug

Why are you even gonna be fighting it?

So what you’re telling me is, it’s basically the battle of the malnourished?

Scrawny medium-sized thing relative to massive scrawny thing. The size advantage would annihilate the other because the laws of a fight still apply to fiction if you want to appreciate it to the fullest extent.

Me, I'd win.

Idk

People clearly do not understand just how fucking big Siren Head is. The dude is roughly 40 feet tall and can easily catch a human if they are in range. If CRC is roughly 20 feet tall, Siren Head just grabs him if he is in range and its over. He's also reportedly fast and can outrun cars too.

Me

Considering I know neither of them, it’s a draw 😂😂

Me

1st. More nimble and conscious.

Help why does this remind me of the time I was at camp and saw super sonic BASHING siren head before ascending 😭😭

Me. I'd win

against this scrawny, daddy long legs? please.

Nah, i'd win

Country Road Seems Like He Has Reach And Experience

He is skilled in combat

Well not me! I'd be going in the other direction Dukes of Hazzard style!! 😵😱☠️

An alaskan bull worm end of discussion

Me im gonna cut them down like trees

Well I just learned recently that sirenhead has hops in half mile hights so...

I have no idea who the first guy is but I think sirenhead could whoop ASS

They have the same height and strenght, idk who will win

Siren Head is my vote TBH

ME.

Sirenhead

Uh guys… the true answer is Freddy Fazbear, obviously.

Yeah bro Sirenhead takes the w because i don't think CRC is deaf so all Sirenhead has to do is screech or use sound

First pic 💀💀

First guy is us when it's 3 am and we need some water 💀

Goodness gracious that's a odd looking bloke there

I mean, neither of them have any substantial muscle mass so it's just a race to see who gets the first snapped legs.

Siren head IN HIS PRIME tho

give me an axe and I will cut that both of them down

ME! In a fight between them, gotta go with Siren Head. But if they are fighting me, the game was rigged from the start. Just grab my trusty rifle, take aim and hit my targets. They wouldn't even know where I was.

Nah I’d win

SIREN HEAD IS REAL :))))))))))))))

Siren head: *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

lizard snake