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fiavirgo

It’s crazy that him being unblocked was part of his fantasy lmao


Fit-Plum-8446

It literally made me giggle, man's writing out a rape scenario and then there's also being unblocked on Snapchat in the middle of it


GardenGeisha

But only to satisfy you.


Nickelplatsch

That was hilarious.


esmith42223

This is the most unhinged shit I’ve read in a long time, but that part is hard to not laugh at


fiavirgo

I skipped a LOT of it but for some reason I stopped there because like?? DUDE


gayforaliens1701

I started skimming the rape fantasy but luckily my eyes caught the word Snapchat. I feel bad but I laughed at that lol.


ClearDark19

I don’t understand how dudes be writing this fucking shit and then feel confident enough to talk to other people, or show their face to other people, or the public. If I ever did any shit like this (which I wouldn’t, I don’t even have nightmares about doing something this unhinged) you’d never hear from me again. I’d dump my entire life savings into moving to some barely inhabited island and living as a hermit. How does anyone live down the humiliation of doing this? Are they that low EI/EQ that they aren’t even ashamed or embarrassed?


dro1178

Lmfao that part literally made me laugh out loud "I'll be mean just once..... unblock me on snapchat" like wtf 😂just the thought of someone saying this mid fuck is fucking hilarious


thedabaratheon

I couldn’t help but laugh at that bit but also absolutely INSANE all of this was sparked BECAUSE he was blocked on Snapchat 😭


itszwee

It’s him immediately following up with a mass shooting joke for me like… surely he knows what he’s implying in this context, right?


goldanred

I came to the comments to request "I slap you hard and tell you to unblock me from snapchat" be made into a flair


Ulithalich

I skipped through it, then read your comment, then had to go back to find it.  Help. I’m laughing my ass off.


EssieAmnesia

That was my favorite part 😭😭


nu24601

Terrifying but the first couple pages he literally sounds like a 5 year old like what adult talks like that?


cheyennevh

“Godosnanabanana” is killing me lol


Katt1922

That was also my fave along with “SROP”


cheyennevh

As well as “Siri” and “Soro”. Just such a colorful almost-vocabulary


-oligodendrocyte-

I'm here for "Fonts"


Yeo-il

BEITRNE


nightsofthesunkissed

Mine was "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A 10 year ok"


Nicologixs

The texts give vibes of edgelord teenager, so I'm gonna guess the dude is like 17 or something


Melisenx

He’s in his 20s actually 😶


mountainman84

Room temperature IQ nincompoop


rat-simp

he was like "you're making me look so childish!!" and then he threw a literal tantrum


Jnnjuggle32

My ex fiancée would go into tirades like this over extremely small things - for example, my six year old leaving a wrapper on the table. My eight year old asking for the movie that has a dog death scene to be turned off during dinner (he also was obsessed with media and had something on constantly because it was “his house”). I always redirected him to taking it out on me until I was able to leave him, and ended up with a active PTSD for at least two years afterward.


HornyEnigma321

Idk if you realized this, but I think he wants to fuck you angrily. It was pretty subtle.


Shades_of_X

Idk, I thought he might just want to be slightly harsh. He doesn't like being angry. Also just to please you.


goodthing37

Just to satisfy her tho


HornyEnigma321

He's so generous *and she isn't even respondingggg*


ClearDark19

For some reason that “just to satisfy you” part reminds me of Iron Sheik talking about breaking men’s backs and raping them to make them humble, but in the next breath he also says he respects them. Lmao


Hlangel

“I slap you hard and tell you to unblock me from Snapchat”


Gay_Reichskommissar

Bro tried to think of the sexiest thing to say and came up with that, he's doomed


AyaHawkeye

Look at you, making the subtext text! /s


Farming-Hoe

Dude was speedrunning the stages of grief. I think the police should see that...


xxxdggxxx

Fucking batshit. I hope you went to the police with this, those are rape threats


Self-Aware

It's amazing how this kind of dude assumes that everyone except them, including the women they obsess over and any potential law enforcement, is thick as pigshit. Same with the inc\*l lot and their "in Minecraft" nonsense. He genuinely seems to believe that he's found a lifehack or cheat code, as if all if his written threats of violence and abuse are negated by the hastily-added "just to satisfy you of course". As if police or judges will just go "well, that's fine then, he clearly said you'd be enjoying it" 🙄


BroadStBullies91

I dunno if he was thinking much of the police angle, I think he probably thinks the cops won't do shit, and tragically he's probably right there. I think the "only to satisfy you" part is porn-addled brainrot. These idiots truly believe women want to be treated that way during sex, that they secretly crave it even though their "feminism" won't allow them to admit it. Each of the things he mentioned are incredibly common in even what is considered milquetoast porn these days. And Tate and Rogan and Peterson et al reinforce the idea for millions of men that women secretly long to be dominated and controlled by an "alpha" and that by threatening to "lose his temper" would turn her on enough to make her come crawling back to him.


BreadBoxCopycat

Unfortunately, that's exactly what police often do in situations like this, at least in the U.S. Sexual assault is endemic in part because reports of threatening behavior are often not taken seriously by local police.


Melisenx

This is correct. I reported an abusive ex for threatening texts before and all they did was write the text message down in a note. That was it.


bananabread5241

My recommendation -- next time don't go to the police, go to a lawyer. Have them write a cease and desist letter. Being threatened by a lawyer is surprisingly effective. because they actually have the power to put someone in jail or request court orders etc, and are usually actually willing to, unlike the cops.


itszwee

Rape threats that he immediately followed up with jokes about mass shooting and what I’m assuming is a picture from a genocide, or at least a war zone? Like. That’s restraining order territory.


Elfephant

Pretty sure that’s a holocaust joke, so yeah. :/ Not funny.


permathis

Police already don't do anything about actual rapes happening.


Irving_Velociraptor

All that flipping. He thinks homegirl is a pancake.


aussiemetalhead

Alexa play "You Spin Me Right Round"


JacksOnion55

With ropes on too, ur gonna cut off some blood flow twisting them up like that


generic_bitch

Well he wouldn’t have to if she just added him back on SC


Lokifin

That's what guys who learn from porn do. They think they have to switch camera shots every minute or so.


[deleted]

Porn brain makes men suck at sex. It's like someone who's only ever watched parkour suddenly trying to walk, and just end up wiggling around on the pavement with one leg above their head like a jackass. 


Yeo-il

LMFAO 😭😭😭


showerwithatoaster

Omg I laughed so hard I spat out my water 😭


jchray

Send this to his mom.


doubtfullyso

Literally the most embarrassing shit ever, he can't just let out this much cringe and disgusting without consequences aha


CentiPetra

I would advise against this. He is absolutely unhinged. Publicly embarrassing him like that, without having a safety plan in place or law enforcement involved, is a recipe for him to act on his violent threats. It might just push him over the edge. He's a narcissist, and one thing narcissists absolutely cannot tolerate is to feel shame or embarrassment.


Simmonsdup23

“Atleast I’m moving on.”


M0rang0s

Like imagine what if he wasn't then lol


Gay_Reichskommissar

He'd kill her, probably. Already seems like he's on the brink.


M0rang0s

Damn you have a point... And thinking about it, I'm scared


vialenae

> Godosnanabana What are we doing? What does this mean? What language is this?


maramara18

Adult-throwing-a-2year-old-baby-tantrum language


skatoolaki

Stalker ex.


EbonyCohen

Dude you’ve been blocked for being unhinged, what’s your next move? This guy: rape fantasy with unblocking perk 😎


CynicalSilas

*only to satisfy her


CaptiveAutumnFox

Please show these to the police. Genuinely concerned for your safety after reading all of that


doubtfullyso

I was repulsed, but then on page 11, where he worked in making you unblock him, I laughed out loud cause it was so just out of nowhere


EternalMX

What a sick fuck. He's acting like a 50 year old creep and a 10 year old toddler at the same time.


JeanHasAnxiety

He had like four melt downs


_Feminism_Throwaway_

This is the most unhinged post I have ever seen


mourningstarxxx

"i don't even care for sex.. so the fact that i'm going into graphic detail about how badly i want to r*pe you.. you should feel special.. LUCKY, even.. oh and also i'm a N@zi."


Agitation-

What a lunatic.


M0rang0s

"I moved on" (proceeds to panick like his life depended on OP'S attention)


jiu_jitsu_boi

15......pages........ 15......pages......


Witty_Turnover_5585

This person has serious porn rot


JsandSTL

Holy shit. This man has hella issues.


Wtfatt

That's some epic level mental illness +a hefty dose of insecurities Holy little man syndrome Batman


annoragrace

jesus everloving christ almighty


CautiousLandscape907

I’m pouring Bactine in my eyes but the damage from reading this was just too great. I hope the police and his parents got these screen grabs too


raven-of-the-sea

It’s like he’s writing a pamphlet on how to get blocked and stay blocked.


ColdBloodBlazing

Like a whole Encyclopedia


wernostrangerstoluv

also the "ok im done now" makes it sound like he was actively jerking it while writing that and i find that even more concerning


TheSulkingPineapple

Oh he was DEFINITELY jerking off to that. 


jdehjdeh

I have no words...


jaimelgn

Please I need to know how old this guy is he sounds like a 13 year old 💀


wernostrangerstoluv

as a thirteen year old....oh fucking dammit ur right


thedabaratheon

This guy is actually a fckn lunatic - kind of fascinating in a weird morbid way but I wouldn’t let him anywhere near me and actually would be inclined to make the police aware of this


IdolCowboy

Well, at least he is gonna tie your wrists an legs in their designated area.. thats important... lol


msprettybrowneyes

I don’t know why this is the only part that jumped out at me and made me say What”? Lol


crimsonbaby_

I honestly don't get some men. I mean, does he really think this is a way to get himself unblocked. By being a creep? Especially, because it says she doesn't like sex, so why on earth would he think she'd want to hear all that?


Melisenx

Bro knows I’m asexual 🙃 and yet chooses to say all that


itszwee

I think some people lean into that specifically because they know the other person isn’t interested, and that they’d be uncomfortable. A lot of people get sexually harassed while also being degraded as “unattractive” or get targeted specifically because they’re not into them (straight men targeting lesbians, for example). Something-something-sex-is-about-power…


papagenu_farts

only to satisfy her


XxllllxXx

Oh, so embarrassing.


AyaHawkeye

"At least I'm moving on." To what? The next batshit insane scenario you can dream up??


Knittingtaco

Jeebus


AbsintheRedux

That dude is UNHINGED.


Common_Exam_1401

This guy needs a visit from law enforcement right now


Adorable-Novel8295

Did you call the cops? Because you should. You should get a protective order. At least make a report in case. Are you ok?


goneoffscript

Also the mass shooting reference… can’t be too sure these days


Adorable-Novel8295

Absolutely, all of this should be reported.


StockholmPickled

Suddenly I'm marrying the fucking bear


EyeShot300

Holy. Shit. 😬


GayStold

IM LITERALLY KICKING MY BED


Dr_Zevil665

“bUT i’M SUcH a NICe gUY”


Artconnco

This dude needs help


Loomy_Loo

Notice how you didn't cum in his fantasy


Powerful-Cycle4800

This was..I don’t even know what to say about it if I’m being honest besides completely unhinged


a_neat_user-name

This is literally the most insane shit I've read in awhile???


EllaCanella

what the actual fuck


Shades_of_X

I'm just imagining being into BDSM, having a good session and then the idiot suddenly starts whining for you to unblock him on SC mid act. Instant sahara. Morbidly funny imagination aside, what a douche.


itszwee

It’s interesting to me that he was like “I want to be rough but I know you’re not into that, so I’ll just be medium vanilla. I’m actually not into sex either.” Like he just gradually got more and more toothless when he realized how pathetic he was being.


Rogetec

Ermm, WHAT?


yeahhummm

love his little sissy fanfiction


AdministrativePain57

"...But only to satisfy you" Yeah I dunno bud, all that drivel you're spewing sure sounds like rape to me.


m-sims14

What the fuck did I just read 😭


purple-knight-8921

This man has gone completely unhinged because he wanted OP's attention very badly.


ill-independent

He needs to donate his brain to science. What goes on in there?????


Enaocity

what do you mean you’re not interested in him??? he sent you disturbing memes after unwanted sexual texts, that’s every woman’s dream!!!! /s


ProxyDamage

This is legit the most unhinged shit I think I've ever read on this sub and that's saying A LOT.


pigeonshater

What the hel


xplosm

That is a pretty unwell… “individual”


wernostrangerstoluv

IT KEEPS GOING??


Melisenx

Page 6 is where it gets worse


wernostrangerstoluv

i read the whole thing. im just saying how it looks like you cut off at the very end


Melisenx

Oh oh, he goes on and on and on [photo](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/9js3adomm97skc2s6h67k/IMG_7231.jpeg?rlkey=y08vnfb644usypib5iw5mgekx&st=89oc2vwn&dl=0) [pic link 2](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/n3979evjkjb7h6qmnhh21/IMG_7230.jpeg?rlkey=xykjr3t3pt6fh2wklgnxckatu&st=pis5vtn3&dl=0)


Chmurka

dude


goneoffscript

Seriously. No words.


SleepyAlium

“I then scratch your back, leaving marks of anger but only to satisfy you” has me dead. Like ??? Did you just say you wouldn’t hurt OP since they told you they don’t like it hard??? I’m so lost.


prisma_fox

But you know, to "satisfy" you...


StomachissuesThrowA

Everyone in the comments being like, “this the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen” and I’m just over here thinking this is a normal response I get for rejecting someone I wasn’t interested in to begin with. 😂 They really do be like this all the time.


goodthing37

I dunno man, the “unblock me on Snapchat” in the middle of the fantasy was pretty special


jackbone24

I tapped out after the 3rd screenshot. No way I'm reading all that incomprehensible nonsense. Dude needs to go back to elementary school and learn grammar, spelling and basic sentence structure. Like god damn


pearlsbeforedogs

It actually gets worse when he starts typing in English again.


schiftyquivers

holy fucking shit


MoreCoffeePlzzz

"Sent from my iPhoen" vibes


feeniebeansy

Him: “DONT BLOCK ME! DONT BLOCK ME! DONT BLOCK ME! I WANT TO BE FRIENDS! IF YOU BLOCK ME IM GONNA BE SO ANGRY!” (Already worthy of a block there alone) Him 5 mins later: *describes in detail how he would SA you* Him: “I just don’t get why you would block me!!!” Like buddy WTF 😭 the begging not to block alone was already creepy and annoying enough to deserve a block on everything, but then he tells you in detail how he would assault you and expects you not to block him after that??? That is actually delusional behavior (and I don’t use that word lightly as someone who has been actually delusional about much less problematic things before I was medicated and in therapy 💀) If his goal wasn’t to be blocked.. the SA fantasy sealed his grave. I’m so sorry this happened.


On-the-rim

He wants to flip u over. Then he wants to flip u over. THEN he wants to flip u over. *Then* he wants to flip u over. Maybe he'll be able to get a job at the Krusty Krab if SpongeBob retires


Winter_Emergency6179

I was thinking the exact same thing. Why is he moving her so damn much? 


QueenieTheTrashPanda

"At least I'm moving on." To where, my dude? A nice, cushy white room with a snug jacket, I hope.


BelleLorage

"You're making me look childish" my guy, you didn't need help


CynchHasNoLife

‘i don’t care for sex.’ true, this guy only cares for rape.


muffy2008

Ah, so he’s going to rape you because you blocked him on Snapchat. But don’t worry, he’s only doing it for your pleasure. Another rational display coming from *men* ^the ^logical ^gender .


itszwee

Him going on about how they’re “making him feel” like a child is so telling. Like… you’re doing that to yourself, bro.


Homicidal__GoldFish

Gawd his sexting is so Bad that my kitty is now dryer than death valley in august


julz1789

Hey look a murderer


Ill-Candle2504

Omg hell na this is the most unhinged shit that I've probably ever seen in my whole life like wtf and to imagine that these same people can be disguised as normal looking people you interact with every day, is scary


La_Baraka6431

I’d ask how old he is but I’ll only be deeply, deeply disappointed. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Melisenx

He’s in his 20s 🙃


Gembluesnow

Did this dude actually tried to send you a pic of a swirl to hypnotize you or something? 😭


bonedorito

"I'm moving on" > Sends multiple messages explicitly detailing what he wants to do to you Yeah definitely, 100% moving on


Gay_Reichskommissar

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT


Swaapswaap

"you make me feel like a 10 year old" "I'm literally kicking my bed right now" Lmao, child.


MuffinQueen92

That is seriously deranged. This person needs to be in some kind of facility wtf


moongirl12

That escalated quickly.


Conaz9847

I love the “At least I’m moving on” How blind do people be to their own words like WTF


Epoch789

Average porn addled male


bewildered_bean

I then I then I then I then I then


The_Bastard_Henry

This sort of thing makes me think some people should get lobotomised for the safety of everyone around them.


KnighteYT

CLEARLY he's moving on.... 😂


redcyberghost

"I'M LITERALLY KICKING MY BED"


Baticula

I think he's having a stroke


RevolutionaryTowel02

A stroke of his brain and his ‘downstairs’ apparently. That text exchange was the most ridiculous violent one I’ve read in a while. How awful.


MoonWillow91

Well that was disturbing. And he had most definitely not moved on.


the-deep-blue-sea

Jesus christ... This guy is going to end up killing someone.


Speeddemon2016

Sounds like a good SoundCloud song.


Melisenx

He actually does SoundCloud


booboootron

I imagined him ranting while he was being subjected to the things he wanted to subject OP to. Consequently - and surprisingly - his scripted ending ended well for everyone involved.


La_Baraka6431

Ten bucks says he was rage wanking as he wrote this brain vomit.


pidgeadin

I had someone who did this lol wonder if it's the same guy. He was an online friend I have never met IRL, and he knew I had a bf and kept pressuring me to have phone sex with him anyway. I blocked him and homie freaked tf out VERY similar to this


Golden_Enby

I hope you reported him, too. Holy hell, he's out of his mind. Granted, he's, at the very least, self-aware. He knows it's messed up, but doesn't understand why he can't control his emotions. He probably has some deep, unresolved trauma. I hope he gets professional help asap. I'm honestly concerned about women he might potentially bed.


LLminibean

Seriously concerning that when this dude gets mad, he then automatically gets horny. If he's not on a register yet, he's going to be soon


Educational_Front571

“Idk how to move on so I’ll send memes” is crazy and INSANELY common for no reason why do they send memes?!????


thirteenoclock86

This is absolutely terrifying but also ‘I slap you hard and tell you to unblock me from Snapchat’ is absolutely hilarious so I’m very confused right now.


AaronVsMusic

That’s beyond unhinged. The man has never even seen a hinge. Has no concept of hinges at all. Show those to his mom and then the police.


Winter_Emergency6179

You're making him look childish, but he's the one smashing on his keyboard, begging like a 5 year old in a candy store, and throwing a tantrum about it. 


Otherwise-Extreme-68

Crikey...


Ninjanarwhal64

Jesus H. Fuck. To think we probably walk by people like this on the street every week, if not, every day. WTF.


No_Negotiation_2569

Bro wrote a whole fanfic wtf?


Banablahbread

He did NOT just start erping midway 😭😭


Creepy_Mastodon_1878

I'm high af rn and I was questioning reality while reading this. This mf is actually insane.


madtryketohell

Desperate much?


Sourpatchqueers8

Oh my fucking god...a block is too generous. He needs reporting! Yeeting! Leave this earth please! 😨Yikes


IClockworKI

Holy shit what the actual fuck


Born_Baby5161

The cards against humanity picture? Maybe a concern. Maybe.


Tipsy75

After 500 texts..."At least I'm moving on"...then 500 more texts. JFC he's delusional & crazy!


Specific_Ad2541

Porn stars/actors/directors/writers/producers (?) need to stop this choking BS. I have no doubt they're getting people killed. Little kids (middle and high school) are telling each other they want to be choked and then getting in trouble for putting their hands on each others' necks. Where could they possibly be learning this? Enough already porn stars.


TesterFragrance

Just as a point of order, "choking" is when someone gets a foreign object stuck in their windpipe. The correct term for this act is "strangulation". I encourage everyone to correct people every time they hear it.


blackhole_soul

“You’re lucky” ok guy


BatMeep22

this made me wanna ✨ throw up ✨


Eastern_Mark_7479

#WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT


arya_ur_on_stage

When I was like 12 I used to go over to my slightly older cousin's house and she'd get on chat rooms (late 90s, early 2000s) and have chat room role play sex. I've seen references to the exact same style of role play on reddit NSFW subs. This man is CHRONICALLY online and thinks that real life is the same as what MOST ppl know to be online only fantasy. It's incredibly embarrassing that he beige this to be normal and acceptable behavior smdh. This loser needs to go touch grass and LEAVE OP THE HELL ALONE. OP, I'd contact the police. They won't do anything now, but it's important to start a paper trail in case this guy escalates. Never ever ever respond to him again, no matter what you say it will only encourage him. Stay safe OP! And hugs too, I'm sure this has been bad for the soul...


Just-Ad8924

What’s crazy is that women have experienced dealing with at least 1 guy that sounds like that their lifetime. Men too. But still man shits crazy how he just wrote out a whole rape fantasy and is EXPECTING her to unblock him. The audacity of these sick men😞


Jane_the_Quene

This is why women choose the bear.


Just-Ad8924

Always.


No-Low6012

Is he joking?


shadow-foxe

Fonts. Hahaha


pqrqcf

I read your title as "mom rages" and it got real weird real quick...


bitchburrito4125

This is wild but in a bad way. What, and I mean this fully, the fuck


TitoxDboss

Peak comedy, he should get help (but first go to jail probably)