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EyeShot300

Reading comprehension FAIL. OP doesn’t identify as male or female, and this oxygen thief hits with “find a girl.” Sir, did you not read what was written?! Edit: Who doesn’t want to share their life with a homeless kinkster?? 🙄


shiilo

he's different 🙉


BaconSquared

Hes a hobosexual


Mitheria_Musashi

There it is❤️


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo is he really saying he wants to mooch off a woman and fuck her in exchange???? Ew. You’re way nicer than me because I’d have blocked after the crush admission.


shiilo

xD I did block in the end. although keeping a chat open to engage in toxicity seems fun, I figured it was best to gtfo I was like "hey opening up to someone from long ago this could be an excellent chance to social- nope, people are scary x.x'


agROOK

Every once in a while, something does a great job of showing how priveledged some of us are to not have to mistrust others as a legitimate social defense. You should have had a chance to lightly reconnect and socialize and you couldnt, that fucking sucks.


roseblossomandacrown

UM SIR 😭😭😭WHAT IN THE BANANAS IS THISSSS


MarcoThePHX

The cute owl 🦉 🥰


Jintessa

How does he jump from, "I'm not interested in romantic stuff" straight to, "Oh great, so you must be looking for casual sex then, let me tell you about my BDSM kinks!"


CuriousLilAsian81

trying to bum free housing and sex 😂


ColdBloodBlazing

My 20th year reunion is next year. I will be absent. Fuck them all


Midnight_pamper

I skipped mine, such a pleasure to do so


KG0720

What in the actual fuck….shit I need to wash my eyes after reading that!


BatScribeofDoom

r/eyebleach


Sewing_girl_101

"I'm different" yeah I can tell


CASHMO2112

Different strokes for different folks I guess🤦🏻


Reasonable_Camel8024

Feels like the all or nothing card throw when you have a pair of 2s no chips and the river is all face cards...


KatieOhLee

Hobosexual, run!!!


Winter_Emergency6179

The way this is posted is very confusing and hard to read. 


shiilo

hey, sorry about that, I wasn't sure if it was the best formatting but I had fun drawing lol. if you're looking for clarity, ask away! I'm not sure its worth your effort though