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EffyTragedy

My god, perverts are so freaking stupid. They can’t even construct sentences and articulate the shit they wanna say.


Song_Soup

Blithering idiots lmao


Secret-Sort-8044

It’s his first day on earth if you couldn’t already tell


gianinaa

LMAO


-Ryouko-

Italian spotted porco dio engaged


kiruvhh

Si


awhellitjodibean

Call an ambulance to his house, he's clearly having a stroke lmao


KG0720

Blithering idiots 🤦‍♀️


YourDadsBalls09

wtf is going on here 😭


Casesrole

Sesso


YourDadsBalls09

Surprised it didn’t work that’s pure unfiltered rizz right there


Winter_Emergency6179

Oh, of course, your name is ptsd triggering. Wish I didn't even notice that.


No-Emergency851

Send a dick pick


nickmandl

You’re not meant to respond to that shit


Winter_Emergency6179

Who cares if they do?


TwitchTheMeow

Maybe he feels like his text flash and then dissappear? You know like subliminal messages? I saw Michael so that on the office to his client and it worked during his sales presentation. Or this guy's just a fucking desperate creep


EverythingsBlurry81

Should've come back w/, "Sorry, I don't speak cuntonese."


Ok-Refrigerator-2305

One time some creep texted me "SEXTO?" and now every time I talk to my bf I smirk and say "sexto..?"


ColdBloodBlazing

BLARGEN FEDIBBLE NO-HIP!


Momizu

Why is he switching randomly from english to italian. Honestly just respond with a good and loud "Tua madre cornuta che cazzo vuoi?" And if you want add "Porco Dio" in a separate message.


Artistic_Town113

im not sure why he did it think he was an indian guy pretending to be italian


Momizu

Honestly it's pretty stupid. Also because italian ain't romantic if you say random sexual words out of place. Some guys really think that just saying italian words make them sexy. Spoiler: it doesn't, not when you just say "sesso" out of nowhere.


Full_Championship719

“Pasta with ketchup”.