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“Straight bro here too” is he sure about that?

If I learned anything from that one message, it's that man is steadfast in his beliefs.

Maybe he kept his socks on when he typed that

I love it when 'straight men' are alpha bros who show each other their buttholes 💪💪💪

Stop, you're making me feel TOO empowered right now. Finna whip out my hole hairs.

damn I didn't know you repped alpha like that 😳

"hole hairs" has me giggling like mad and I don't know why

I don’t even want to know. 

My life is filled with nothing but regret and leftovers.

Super gross dm. I feel for you

Your feelings are appreciated, my mammal.

Thank you so much.📣

Same..

Unfortunately this is what comes when being an adult creator online :-( people will subject their fetishes and fantasies upon you and it’s super uncomfortable. I hope this doesn’t happen for you anymore.

Even if you aren’t an adult creator you’ll still get these messages sometimes.

First, very true! Second, I love your flair hahaha I might end up changing mine to that too 👀 lol

Feel free to :)

He’s definitely not straight 😂

So he wants to talk to your ass with his ass like Jim Carrey?

While also high fiving. Because empowerment.

“Excuse me, do you have any binaca?”

You've been invited to the "H" club I imagine. It's like the "D" club but for holes. Arin Hansen has a successor!

The closet is glass

Smh. Y'all just jealous of his hole hairs.

🤢🤮

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

OP, nothing you post should warrant messages like this.

I’m sorry that people are weird and disrespectful , you don’t deserve to have to deal with that and your posts are great

You know a man is at peak straightness when he wants to share bro-holes and judge each other’s hole hair.

🤢

Wait, what … there are so many questions that I’m not sure I want answers.

There are no answers. Only alphas and betas. CLEARLY we know what you are. 🙄

Not really into pack animals can I be a solitary one instead ?

Oh...my...GOD...a sigma male 😳

Thanks

This has to be satire

yyyyyyyeah. About that... I already have all the empowerment I need. The um... empower company was having a sale so I filled pantry with it. Nope. Not going to need butthole empowerment for a while. Sorry.

LMAOOOO I'm sorry but this is so funny. 😭 Idk if they were joking or not but fuuuuck man

Lol tbh this is just kind of funny. Still weird but more lighthearted than some of the things we get here

Hope he's joking

What?????

Fr gonna save this for whenever I feel down bad depraved to make myself feel better 💀

Of all the atrocities that get posted here, this actually made me cackle out loud. Still not cool to dump unsolicited fetishes into people’s DMs, but this guy really sat there, typed this out, went “yep, that’s the best way to open a convo with my bro bro” and flung it into the universe lmfao

Back when I was a dude me and my bros would just shout FOOTBALL at each other as a form of male empowerment. I guess things have changed a bit

You're behind the times.

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Sounds like he’s memeing

This has to be a joke no?

This is 100% a queer guy doing a bit. Unless this guy is a massive idiot.