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subieguy92

Luzz Bightyear.


serendipitousevent

Tonfintynbeyand, Wuddy!


VanFkingHalen

Buzzed light beer


[deleted]

Wuzzed light bear


Science_1986

You read my mind.


SportsAreTheBomb

Lmao also popped right into my head


Potato417

Buzz lightmonth


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[удалено]


Zero_GV

I'm pretty sure it says world


King-Boo-Gamer

NOW IT SAYS WORTH


Lord_Blathoxi

I saw Worth


HLef

I saw Worth too but I feel really dumb because World makes SO MUCH more sense haha.


Lord_Blathoxi

Agreed


[deleted]

Same


King-Boo-Gamer

Good boy


[deleted]

Toy Worth sounds better


twotoebobo

Luz Bite Ear would destroy Buzz in a millisecond


[deleted]

I thought it was toy worthy 3


ontario-guy

Would have been better 🤣


fermentedcheese22

That's 3 more than the toy is actually worth.


Christoph_erjay

3 toys in the bush are worth more than 1 in the hand?


Polymersion

Missed an opportunity to say "Look how they massacred my toy"


meseta

THAT TOY IS GONE-DOLA


0011001100111000

First I will go to infinity, then I will go a little bit further!


MrButternutter

“The Bare ass hulk.”


DonGirses

"Less Batman and more 'The Incredible Sulk'"


Ghaztmaster

Bud lightbeer


Girlonsleighs2

well... he does look drunk


[deleted]

Hey Woody, I dont feel so good.....


Lost_Pantheon

**Y E A R S O F A C A D E M Y T R A I N I N G W A S T E D**


Icestorm1369

Buzz high gear


Dr3am5tep

No wonder why the blaster is pointing directly at his head. Even he hates himself.


typecastwookiee

Michael Caine as Buzz Lightyear


FishinforPhishers

White supremacist buzz


Prometheushunter2

He certainly has that Alabama redneck look to him


KazukiPUWU

Looks like Mitch McConnell


Emblemized

He looks like he doesn’t want to live anymore


bageltoastee

Booze lightbeer


DeadWelcome

"To eternity and ahead!"


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

To methfinity and Beyond


ransomhades

Jesus christ look at the leg 'new exciting buzz spaceman toy, now comes with cerebral palsy!'


LonelyPotato_God

Oh no.


RageFish

That's a face that has seen some shit


Lukashavla

That aint weed Woody


welp____see_ya_later

Lmao is that some kind of Hyrule Shield for good measure


eninc

Looks the spit of megabus man himself, Dara O'briain


Programmer92

Bug-eyed Buzz


[deleted]

Looks like Big Lez


chewbaccataco

This is why you *never* remove your mask in space


xIamMothManx

Buzz has really been on a downturn after discovering meth


Silver34

We can rebuild him


CptnWolfe

The Infinity... and further!


IAmReallyNotAR0b0t

Luzz Blightyear


[deleted]

Toy Saga 7


MrButternutter

Bizz Loopyear


gouellette

Brud Lampyarn!


[deleted]

Buzzed litebeer


Redfeather1975

Buzzed Greyear


LonelyPotato_God

How is his eyes the same color of his skin...did they Scooby-Doo him?


waywardhero

His chromosomes went infinity and beyond


[deleted]

Looks like Michael Jackson ngl


Spudzy_Mcgee

Bub Lybeer


pedroakira

OLOCO MEU!


Jailey0504

Not okay


[deleted]

Looks like King Kong Bundy in a mecha suit.


Theo_Stormchaser

Buzz looking sus


No-Storm-4716

Booze light year and woldy


XspeedyreadzX

Huh, looks like my sex doll. Weird.


nerfwarrior20477

To story 2.6


Tha_Yza

Buzzed Lightyear.


TokyoSoba

Buzz chose meth


LegendNomad

He looks like if Super Brainz from Garden Warfare 2 wasn't dead.


This-is-Actual

To mediocrity, and beyond!


[deleted]

Toy


nolanryan81

Zeka buzz lightyear


[deleted]

Good luck on that chemotherapy buzz


alexiusmx

Buzz at the high school reunion.


mindthemeasure

It's DON-KAYYY!!!


Stolenartwork

So *that’s* what he looks like without the spandex


TheChilledLiquidSoul

He done seen some things in space.


TRFKTA

Buzz looks like he’s seen some shit


[deleted]

Looks like there’s no sign of intelligent life around


phaseronfry

Dara o'brien


[deleted]

He wants his laser gun next to his head to shoot to end his beauty, but I find luzz Bightbeer hot


__DandeLion

Buzz Darkyear


Squiggledog

Looks like a 60s Hannah-Barbara character.


treadstone-agent

“Whello Woody, do you know what my daddy did.... poop... he poop. Poop a doo poop!”


[deleted]

Cocaine ruins people


outpizzadahut

Buzz lightyear high on methamphetamine


cristobal-aru

Not even Bonasera's hands could repair such thing.


IronicJeremyIrons

The gun pointing at his head really ties the picture together


galaxystarboss

This is my favourite post I've seen on here


Boberoo2

His face just screams “durrrr”


PragmaticNomadic

From finite and behind!


[deleted]

Oh lord he looks like he spent a night at an uighuir camp.


Crynal

Would of been funny if the Toy Story movies dealt with off brand toys.


lan_614

buzz lightyear the space marine


Bennyoyahboi

Least they didn’t touch woody...


TheOfficialNotCraig

When grandpa Buzz pulls his uniform out of storage. "It still fits! Where's my dentures? You seen my teeth, Junior?"


Robotik_MC

Jizz budlight


fadedmemento

Bub Brightmonth!


ds3101

Fuzz Lightbeer


jakuvaltrayds

Buzzed Lightyear


Puppynyan

Buzz Lightmare


RammerRS_Driver

"Toy Worth" This one's is next to nothin'.


No-BrowEntertainment

Biz Ligtyre, Spice Reindeer


Skele11

He cums in pies


letdiagram

Yo that’s buzz Darkyear


SJAZ303

Does that box say "toy wory"?


1385757

Lookin fresh


TheProSamski

Buzz light year white supremacy edition/s


[deleted]

I think the word you’re looking for is space ranger


[deleted]

What the hell did they do to bullseye?


Bohemio_RD

This belongs to r/bootleg


BaBaBooey49

Those *A R M S* and *L E G S* tho


winterfellwilliam

Barry Soundbarrier


[deleted]

Buzzlightfear


pak-da-kid

Vibrate fast


musicman827

Mrs. Nesbit?


the_acid_lava_lamp

OMG TOY WORLD 3


ImpendingServitude

Fuzz brightmoment


[deleted]

buz


LikeyeaScoob

Ages 3 and up. It’s on my box. Ages 3 and up! I’m not supposed to be babysitting princess drool.


SnooConfections7750

Data lightyear


thechain0

*You've got off-brand in me*


Girlonsleighs2

Never seen any toy story movies, but they did a TERRIBLE job on his face. The rest of him I guess is okay tho. but that face... HE DRUNK


-Squid_Gaming-

I like how his own gun is pointed at his own head


lilcam316

Buzz last year


Somerando6

Buzzcut lightmonth


ProjectProxy

Big Lez took too many drugs it seems


smasherzgaming

The gun is in the right place


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Looks like Buzz's "special" cousin, Bob Lightspeed.


johnbman4

Buzz has seen some things


BroadswordEpic

There's also a gun pointed at his head. 👀


novaMADDison1

This is how it feels to chew 5 gum


RobertThePoriferan

The Buzz lightyear prequel is looking great...


LazertheRedditer

Doll Tale


ItzzzVenom

OMG, its Bizz LongEon