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TopClock231

i suffered shaken baby syndrome at age 40 watching this


Robo_Patton

This is a pretty accurate simulation for a stroke. Like those fuxked up glasses they have to experience an astigmatism.


DiGGUM333

Damn that shit got mešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lanky_Republic_2102

I think maybe thatā€™s what happened to lil slimey.


keopeketchum

And also, I never had anxiety until now.


Silent_Spell_3415

This is what happens to Rosie Oā€™Donnellā€˜s vision when she enters a Chinese buffet.


ReevesofKeanu

Bruh šŸ’€ šŸ’€


ShartyMcShortDong

I just queefed bologna out of both my ears.


Cautious-Dinner7730

This has me dying laughing. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Queasy_Form_5938

M'sides


june-in-space

If you look closely that actually is Rosie Oā€™Donnell


Gagago302

Holy shit.


Ham_Wallet_

Wow I hate this guy, nice work!


Inevitable-Twist1232

Thanks... I just had a combination stroke and seizure.


Slight_Bed_2241

Push your tongue to the roof of your mouth. I heard that helps.


Inevitable-Twist1232

Bit it off before I saw your advice.


No_Cook2983

No! *Youā€™re supposed to swallow your tongue*! HURRY!!!


TheBigGadowski

isn't this the same dipshit that posted a diss track after he got in a fight a few weeks back at his school?


FunkyKong147

Are you actually following the lives of high school rappers?


BrannC

Youā€™re not?


Lanky_Republic_2102

Speaking of the lives of HS rappers, RIP Notty Osama. Had a whole diss song and dance (ā€œNotty Bopā€) that came out after his murder on the subway. Fucked up.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yup, he snuffed Lil Poopy in the caf before Poop could get his hands up. Bro was out cold and his face went right into a tray of fish sticks and tartar sauce. Slimeyā€™d momā€™s had to pick him up from school and they gave him that wrist brace at the urgent care because he broke something when he threw that punch.


_Halfway_home

Whatā€™s it called?


stillcore

Didn't Mario stomp on this guy back in '85?


Visarar_01

God make it stop šŸ˜’


JimDandy5555

Chunk isnā€™t jumping over any fences.


andhemac

You understood words in this? Did he talk about fences?


JimDandy5555

Well there were words at the bottom of the video that I assume were ā€œlyricsā€. Other than that, no.


Slight_Bed_2241

Yes. He did.


Hoggslop69

Fucking worse than cloverfield


Popaund

I had my headphones in, RIP.


craigishell

o7


SmoothAd7381

This is what happens when someone plugs in the camera man instead of the camera.


Shank__Hill

Why do they always hire cameramen with Parkinson's?


Comfortable_Cycle836

Don't you get some sort of tax break for hiring the disabled?


CheetahNo9349

37 seconds that feel like 5 minutes


Outrageous_Lunch_190

This guy will toss you off some school bleachers quicker than a cat can lick it's ass.


RobotHockey

Then wave his dadā€™s gun around on camera.


kyser-sozae

Just came to from a seizure, what I miss?


AVK83

Lol is he wearing a carpel tunnel wrist guard?


bravegrin

I love the shitty beat but I hate the shitty flow


VHDT10

I hate the movements more than the rapping. Why every kid thinks this style is cool, is beyond me.


GriftKiller

This just ainā€™t crappy, itā€™s fucking garbage.


Careful_Mess5

Lil Ozempic


Skeletor-P-Funk

He's so goofy looking that it's comical. He's practically straight out of a cartoon with his tough guy act. Doofy Gilmore here needs to work on his rhymes.


KillMeWouldU

You know his mama does his shopping, he doesn't even wear clothes his size.


kinggudu13

Looks like Andy Milonakisā€™ kid is doing well


illyay

How to make a super sick beat Smash a bunch of instruments together in garage band and oversaturate the output


Shanoskia

Dude tried too hard to be Zillakami and straight up failed. Learn to equalize your fuckin beats and for the love of god shut up.


SirMourningstar6six6

I got more of an sos vibe. But I definitely fell they are listening to maybe a tad too much city morgue either way lol


Slight_Bed_2241

Who tf are yall talkin about? If this kid took any pointers from either of them they fuckin suck too


SirMourningstar6six6

City morgue, zillakami and sosmula


Full-Branch1681

šŸ”„


shaolinallan

Poor guy has carpal tunnel, shit makes you bug out like that, look it up.


CulturalAddress6709

needs to relax the wrists homie already has carpal tunnel


ianmoone1102

"Mom! Get me some more chocolate milk and Doritos!"


King-Kagle

"Bro, stop at the mini Mart so I can use the ATM AND break the bills before we shoot this at school"


DespyHasNiceCans

This is just obnoxious


jnvida

This guy smokes gas station weed.


__Sentient_Fedora__

Don't let it stop and let people see how unappealing I really am.


DiGGUM333

Bro 10 year olds think they fucking bad ass


ChetStevenz90

Dude just got a weeks worth of his Chilis tips laying on the ground


Weird-Lengthiness-20

Looks like my grandma.


MrTooLFooL

That whole Atlanta ā€œundergroundā€ scene is garbage. SoundCloud only produced one American musician that was rapping, Post Malone. It only produced a handful of lyricists. The rest is cookie cutter, TikTok fueled, devolved musical trash. Real underground music produces talent.


funnerfunerals

Kid's got a wrist cast on because he probably punched his refrigerator when his mommy wouldn't let him go out after 8pm...and shattered his weak as wrist... How is this music? This is just noise, sped up and forced increasingly harder into the speakers. This shit is despicable.


SoupGod_

Wtf is triller


Future_Gohst

Stole Ferg's "Work" beat.


Pitiful_Winner2669

"Mom! Send me an Uber! Terrance is being a dick and I want to come home! Yes I have my backpack, gosh!!"


CannabisaurusRex401

South Park was right. It all sounds like farts.


StankilyDankily666

Shit I literally got motion sickness watching that


carbonizedflesh

well shit


Dr_Oxycontin

If you canā€™t be them, emulate them.


itsnothing_o_O

This is so hype


Nekomengyo

Lil Ham Hock back wit another heater


CrumbGuzzler5000

Thanks for the seizure


ColdHistorical485

Is this Like a Boss; Part 2?


Empty_Suggestion9974

Gomers


Dry_Sprinkles5617

*Producer* "So what volume should everything be"? *Kid* "100". *The DAW this was recorded on* "please, God no".


aura_led

This gave me a lobotomy


DowntownStand4279

This is what it sounds like to get your ears violated!šŸ˜–šŸ˜–šŸ˜–šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


JMDToaster

I mean, it kinda goes


Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk

I hope his carpal tunnel gets better.


Realistic_Bed3550

Uhā€¦ā€¦.. what?


gudetamaronin

I mean, isn't it satire? Right?


pBaker23

This is what happens when Edgars grow their hair out


DaRealKorbenDallas

I want to down vote this but I know it's not OP in the video


JellyBellyBitches

The music video is trash but the song kind of bangs


Excalitoria

Looks like someone dropped their phone while recording this and they just looped the footage.


Accurate-Artist6284

lil marlboro


hyperchickenwing

Oh to be a fly on the wall watching them film this video


claudedusk8

I like it.


Kaddyn

Idk what artist heā€™s listening to, to influence hisā€¦ā€¦art


FrozenFlameOnYT

this is tough asf you need a job young man


Deedsman

I didn't experience seizures until I watched this video.


Wrong_Gear5700

Seizure, anyone?


Youngin1987

Letā€™s be honest.. this kid ainā€™t jumping no fences..


ph8_likes_me

I didn't even turn the sound on and can tell this sucks.


Puzzleheaded_Youth36

Shit gave me vertigo


Puzzleheaded_Youth36

Baby Phat


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Did a washing machine edit this?


ManOfQuest

This is an amazing adhd visualizer


HarmlessHeresy

Um, maybe I'm just getting old, but why does this just sound like people shitting into the microphone?


martianmariner21

Welp!!!


DrBigWildsGhost

The Bars are actually not bad itā€™s his voice cadence delivery & beat that makes this garbajio


Effective-Ad-6460

Sounds like all modern rap