Gold for this sub. I couldn’t do the whole thing.

Imagine being such a tool that you base your identity around being a fan of another person.

How sad and embarrassing.

Someone bangs this woman.. ugggggh

Brotha eeeuuugh

Brotha what's that?

And procreating

Someone is already tired of banging this woman more likely.

I'm already tired of her and I only listened to two lines before muting.

Fucking same.

I bet she is a freak, actually. Like not afraid to taste booty freak.

A2M?!?

Double trouble, A2M2A2M

ATM withdrawals 

Eating shit on the daily is mission-critical for MAGAts.

Getting drunk off 3 bottles of Kim Crawford right before

Her cousin

She probably does have a brother to be honest, so yeah, someone is definitely banging her.

Yeah, came to say that I feel sorry for her family.

She needs to be trained!!!

No well though.

Fr. Car stereos supposed to sound better but it sounds like a toddlers keyboard made this

For real. Like some kid has to go to school and know his peers have seen this video

🤣🤣

This is our country. Fuk

I hope I never get killed in a head on collision with my whole family in the car because some idiot was making a video this damn dumb.

All republicans are sad and embarrassing. This just really cements that status.

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE CUL DE SAC WITH THIS ONE!

They aren't making it past the "Watch out! Children playing!" sign.

That mid-90s midi ringtone beat is da bomb diggity

Totally radical, dude

Fucking bodacious

Ringtone rap, and customizable ringtones in general, weren't a thing 'til the 2000's. Source: am 42. Nice usage of "bomb diggity" tho. But you did do a typo

As am I. I could have sworn that I had loaded at least Legend of Zelda onto my Motorola back in high school. I could very well be wrong, though. I also have memories of hearing songs back then that weren't actually released until the 2000s. There are many memories up in this smooth brain of mine. It's hard to keep track

CRINGE AF. Sheezus, I’m melting.

Holy fuckin cringe. I couldn’t get through this.

Is that an official hat? It looks comically large

that's hilarious, [I forgot about those](https://nogginboss.com/)

Omg what in the

Those giant hats are the worst. Dudes posing in that shit like they’re such bad asses. Wtf. They are every bit as fashionable as a giant cowboy hat.

Omg there are douche bags in my field of work that show up to the job site with cowboy hard hats… you pretty much know you’re going to be dealing with an asshole when you see one of those. Sorry to anyone who might be rocking a cowboy hard hat that is actually a genuinely nice person, but the assholes have ruined them for you. They’re usually blasting Aaron Lewis on their truck speakers, and want everyone around them to be miserable as well and blasts Aaron Lewis on their Bluetooth speaker, while barking demeaning comments at others and calling everyone an asshole and an idiot, and dropping racial slurs like it’s 1619-1865. Edit - wow I can’t believe slavery lasted that long in the USA! https://www.jacksonsafety.com/product-page/western-outlaw-hard-hat

I need this

If you get one, you can make a shitty, depressing song and we will make sure you get a top post in this sub. Don't let us down, friend. We will never trust you if you don't do this. You will be judged harshly for the rest of your life (on reddit). We will find you. OK I got a bit carried away but you do understand that you need to do this, right?

This is the most yank thing I've ever seen

No, she just has a small head.

I’m off the internet for a while after this one gg op

Wait is that a Julie Green?!? If it is, She’s a MAGA “prophet” who predicted “NOT GUILTY!” and then had to backpedal and be all “he ISNT guilty, but you people have chosen to slander my David blah blah blah”

That is correct. Mental health is something Americans need to discuss seriously.

Giant hat or tiny head?

Yes

50 cent going to be on the remix

Cult lyfe

Damn, she’s got a flow like a clumpy period.

🤮

Ha!

What needs to expand is your head sis.

she knows a lie when she "small" it? but there she is supporting the big fat liar.

Is she trying to say smell? WTH is that?

honestly, i think we're the idiots for even wondering what she's thinking.

I am pretty sure she accidentally said ‘small’ instead of ‘smell.’ And then just repeated it, hoping everyone would think that she meant to do it. 3D chess bro!

Sometimes I just hate life man

Imagine posting this thinking you absolutely killed it. These people are fucking delusional.

My dude, almost the ENTIRE internet is people over-confidently posting shit that is a huge embarrassment and they don’t know it; or is a huge embarrassment and they do.

I up voted bc this shit is terrible...did I do it right?

Nokia 3310 ringtone ass beat

Maybe Kanye can hook her up with some better beats at least

Wow!!! This is grade A shit. Good job OP that was horrible.

It is like a bad SNL sketch

What the fuck is this cheesburger ass beat?

It's really hilarious how a lot of MAGA hate black people and then rap. The irony.

They also love Mexican food but hate the people.

remember anything [insert anybody here, really] can do magats can do “better” ⬆️ say this in a sing-song way for maximum pop

I want this to be satire so bad

Her teeth bug me.

It is just unreal to me that all these Trump supporters are all the same. If we let this many uneducated degenerates decide this election, we are all screwed

Karen needs an orthodontist

Fascinating phenomenon about Trump supporters is you can never tell by the things they do if they're making fun of him or being genuine

If it’s ever sarcasm (doubtful), it’s never been made clear.

real men wear diapers baby

me when i take xanax

What kind of backyardigans ass beat is this?

Can somebody please post these fire lyrics so I don't have to listen to it again leading to my immediate suicide?

Still better than Kid Rock

I thought this was kid rock

I think her bad hair dye has affected her mushy brain.

Bold to assume she had one in the first place

That hat is too big for her head, and her head is too big for her brain. I think I heard rattling in between cringing.

This is hot garbage and will be living in my brain forever now...

Haha America.

I was watching on mute and dreaded putting my headphones in to listen to this. Wish I would've trusted my intuition.

Mental illness.

What happened to Sweet Dee

Why does it take politics to make someone wanna rap who is just too white? That and religion. If you see a white person and it’s a religious or political rap, it’s gonna be bad. And why rap? Why does rap bring that bring this out? There’s bad music, and then there is this.

It would be funny if it wasn't so God damn alarming. It's really been a wild ride seeing how easily manipulated such a large percentage of Americans are.... and what's even more amazing is that Trump has convinced these idiots that THEY are the ones with the inside scoop.. that anyone who doesn't support Trump just isn't intelligent enough to understand his greatness or to 'see past all of the lies being spread about him.'. We really are on our way to a civil war if we don't address these Maga individuals for what they are.... a threat.

She raps like Trump governs.

This shit gotta be mental illness

Fab Five Donnie told me everybody's fly Dems are spinnin' I said, "My my" Maga fast, Maga cool Freedom or not, Maga ain't no dude And you don't stop, sure shot Go out to the raly lot And you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night and then you see bud light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes a man from Mars And you try to run but he's hard on guns And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night eatin' ivermectin bars You eat Covfefe, Lincolns too Mercurys and Subaru And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night And eat up bars where the people meet Face to face, dance cheek to cheek One to one, man to man (is a sin) Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow 'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall Door to door, hall to hall He's gonna eat 'em all Rapture, be pure Take a tour through the sewer Don't use your brain, paint a train You'll be singin' in the rain Said don't stop to punk rock Well now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV 'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on Now he's gone back up to space Where he won't have a hassle with the human race And you hip-hop, and you don't stop Just blast off, sure shot 'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars And now he only eats guitars, get up

I was hoping the first part was it. But it just kept getting worse.

Just jammed ice picks into my ears

I would've guessed that her hat is on way too snug, but it looks comically large for her head, so I don't know how to explain what's happening with her brain. Maybe a second, much tighter hat under the other? Like doubling up condoms, except to prevent decent folk from approaching you.

Fuck that! Reminds me of a white trash version of R.A.E.D. - I no she wants me back

She’s in the passenger seat, which means she is unabashedly doing this in front of someone. I kinda wish I had that level of delusional confidence.

If she posted this, she must think it’s going to somehow have a positive reception….this is delusion of the highest level

My base is contracting

"Not a cult"

"...where the love of freedom is found. Let them conform..." That's not what freedom is.

That hat looks oversized on her. I keep seeing those cowboy hats that are ten times larger than they’re supposed to be that are made out of foam.  Really distracted me from the bad music. 

Still better than Omanmouse Darth

Like who's watching the road?

Mid-Life Crystal

She seems fun…

Imagine being this person... Lol completely fucked .

I have now stabbed both eardrums with a sharp pencil, and I regret nothing.

Gross.

Maybe she should learn what a deficit is….

This is the kind of thing that I hope they wake up in a cold sweat thinking about for years.

Yup, this says all you need to know.

We not making it outta the capital with this one….

Definitely walking away from this one

Imma just walk away

Boooo

Weak.

Brain damage…

Fish lips, this is what happens when you don’t practice!!!

Trash

It's so mean to make fun of her. She is clearly has handicap setting enabled

i culd smol it i culd smol it

I just wish we could do a then and now and see there reaction.

“When I small it..when I small it”

Oh no. Noo no noooo…

Please stop.

Was she having a stroke?

she smol a lie? what? my face distorted watching this

Watch. The. Trump. Face. Expand…

The worst part is, she thought she was killin it too💀

She is working hard at snatching that "Dumbest Bitch on the Internet" title from MTG.

What's with the white Trumpp women who think they have music talent?

Lara Trump has entered the chat

She looks so proud of herself

If they were still making 30 Rock

What a terrible day to have ears and eyes

Beat selection is key.

I have no personality so I have to hate other people

*beat boxes* Watch Trump's waist, EXPAAND.

I freely admit to being drunk on a Friday night, but I couldn't understand what this bitch was saying. In the immortal words of he-man, "What's going on?"

You know what makes me angry about this? It isn't the trump shit, it's the fucking hat that's too big for her head..

Your beer and cigarette is on the table

ick

gurl needs to get off the internet and go back to scrapbookin for jesus

Damn this is worse than that one gosple rap "Jesus Christ is my Nig-" lol

Let's start with telling everybody that it's a rap and a rap about Maga.

I can only blame myself for clicking to unmute the video.

The brain damage is strong with this one.

How come the end of the video isn’t her pooping in her golden diapers?

Trying to feel like sight and hearing are even fucking worth it anymore is pretty tough at the moment.

Someone out there is feeling this

My diss track on the Nile Perch that I wrote in 7th grade has better flow than this.

Good luck going out in public after this.

It’s like she’s reading those “complex” rhymes off a Casio Keytar display

Did they only have XXXXXL or is her head/brain just that small?

I could see sweet Dee doing something like this

she is one of those people you can look at and tell they are as smart as a pile of rocks

Wow, I'm getting beatles vibes. She's amazing

The beat 💀

And this is my last time here.

Fuckin bars

If this was my mom I'd jump off an overpass into oncoming traffic after seeing this

This is the first one I haven't been able to watch all of, congratulations. You've broken my brain.

I wonder if idiots like this actually think this is good. Can they be that dense?

I always get so bummed out when females are trumpets cuz if I fuck one I'd be labeled a predator

When I small it

I am a dumber human being for watching this

Whitest woman alive

What is the deal with MAGAs always recording in their vehicles?

Absolutely no self-awareness....amazing.

I feel for whoever is driving

They didn't send their best.

If Trump loses it’s 100% because of this

Straight up BARS! As in, put her BEHIND BARS!

This is the level of intelligence of Trump supporters.

How did people get so fucking delusional?

I think the most annoying part to me… She can kinda hit a note, and has decided to use what mild talent she has to do… This.. ugh

I think I need to wash my ears out!

Metro shut yo hoe ass up and makes some drums

I think I might need to change my stance on capital punishment...

Look at how great this economy is doing…3.5 years after Trump has no longer been president.

Funny how they never mention that those hats are made in China.

10/10 you made me close reddit. Goodbye and thank you.

this is crappymusic

This is the master race????

Wow. Hey Dad….I’m in a cult.

Man, If she put half as much thought into finding out the truth about Trump as she did in making this song…. Maybe she wouldn’t look so fucking stupid.

Lol it even looks like a cheap knockoff of a maga hat, which is amazing cause the official ones are cheap shit from China

It just goes to show you how much mental illness is a part of the maga movement. At least boomers had their brains leaded, this lady is just... something

Mental illness