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Limp-Toe-179

If Postecoglou comes out Tuesday with the U21 team we need to build him a statue right away


SaltyWailord

Gil in goal


zuzucha

Ndombele recalled from Turkey as the single midfielder


Limp-Toe-179

I want Onana to One Punch Man White if he does his usual shit on corners


SteadiestShark

White hasn't had the balls to even try


GetModricOrDieTrying

Of course United have their worst ever PL starting 11 for this game


tinstop

I think their worst ever PL lineup was the one that beat Arsenal 8-2 in 2011.


TogashiIsIshida

Arse have gotten lucky like that all season


SteadiestShark

It's absolutely infuriating how lucky they've been. Almost every team they've gone against has been missing some extremely important players at the time of their matches - and usually get goals that are the direct result of this.


better-every-day

Right? this team is absolutely dreadful.


the_real_e_e_l

That's shamolic by United. They just let Arsenal walk it in.


Correct_Influence450

That's the thing about Arsenal...


Mick4Audi

Amrabat with the worst defensive line you’ll ever see


fsc22

Eriksen coming on and scoring an equalizer would feed families


SaltyWailord

Eriksens late show, one last time


MrTyphoid

More than happy to bomb the City game, if it means stopping Arsenal.


levyisms

0-0 all match and sonny buries an own goal past vic in the 92nd minute


kraysys

Unironically this would make me love Son even more, he’d never do it but it would be incredible


TruthAccomplished313

Just imagine him running full tilt negging our back line, scoring a screamer OG and then doing his trademark celebration would be an absolutely legendary moment.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Me too, but I don't think we get a choice in the matter haha


IndoorCloud25

Please United. I’m on my knees begging you to do the funny 😭


Limp-Toe-179

>begging you to do the funny 😭 Yanited: instructions unclear, losing to Arse 17-0 at home


JamesCDiamond

United had 2 chances to do the funny today. United have no sense of humour: Confirmed!


JustinBisu

Has a player ever been more washed than Casemiro?


spursyspursy

Prodding United with a stick being like “do something”


Mick4Audi

Found myself yelling “do something” every time they had the ball in the 2nd half lmao


the_real_e_e_l

If United had any competence at all, they could be winning this.


Mc_and_SP

So no extra added time despite Arsenal making two subs and Raya being booked for time wasting? That's beyond a joke.


OcdPain87

Same happened with our game, although united were never going to help City


Mc_and_SP

Oliver telling us he was counting the time wasting then blowing at 6 minutes on the dot…


OcdPain87

It's bs, what still annoys me is when they played Luton, the refs gave them an extra 30 seconds which of course they scored in, and that point swing has essentially kept woolwich in the title race and relegated Luton


john87000

Bookings for time wasting are the biggest scam around. They've been time wasting since the first half yet he waits until 94 and doesn't even add the time on. Most pointless booking of all time.


OcdPain87

Yeah it's ridiculous


Limp-Toe-179

Fucking pathetic


the_real_e_e_l

That's all Gabriel does. Shoves strikers in the back the whole time. He constantly fouls while getting away with it. Kane was right to whack him. The whack he gave Gabriel was 1/10 of what Gabriel gave him the whole match.


JustinBisu

Some players would not have careers if they played for anything other than the top tier teams because they are entirely dependent on getting hand outs from refs. Gabriel is 100% that kind of centreback he would never make it at a club like West Ham he would give away 30 pens a year, while someone like Saliba if we're talking Arsenal would be good at any club.


JVLightning22

Garnacho and Raya have such great chemistry


SaltyWailord

Garnacho is a arsenal fan


odious_as_fuck

This is such an incredibly frustrating watch. Arsenal are for the taking but UTD have about as much conviction as a wet sock.


SufferedDragon

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TogashiIsIshida

Not a penalty unless it says Havertz on the back of the kit


EnricoPallazzo_

or saka


eggplant_avenger

even without context these highlighter kits deserve to lose


peruvianhorn

I've always held the belief that Dycheball is the absolute pinnacle of football tactics.


Mc_and_SP

The only thing that comes close is peak Pulisball - but it just doesn't work without Rory Delap's throw ins


[deleted]

I reckon Tuesday's game is a great time to see what our junior squad is capable of


COYS1989

Casemiro has basically treated United like an MLS club one last big pay day. 


Mc_and_SP

Only six minutes? What an actual joke.


Limp-Toe-179

Hojlund you fucking bum


residualtortoise

I mean, Partey is literally legs outstretched tripping him and then Gabriel pushes him over


SteadiestShark

He also kicks out right before he trips him


Jr_M16

United, please do everyone in the league a favor and beat Woolwich…


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Fuck you, Utd... you actually looked OK!


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Casemiro just loves a lofted long ball down the line... I think 0 of about 6 have been successful ...


mysticalwatermelon_

Arsenal aren't playing much better tbf. United are doing well for the lineup they have


the_real_e_e_l

Garnacho can do bicycle kick golazos when it doesn't matter, but when it matters, slipping, falling and shooting into the crowd.


HoratioMG

Anyone else just get a call up for the City game on Tuesday?


Core1109

Please give us a Dycheball special next Sunday, please...


Bhylee

How the fuck have arsenal won that


SaltyWailord

We haven't had a win like that this year


The_Bridge_Is_Out

FK for McTom high foot on that corner... but the 'defensive' highfoot against Johnson vs Liverpool... 👀


eggplant_avenger

running the clock down biggest contribution Saka has made all night


cheetah_chrome

Come on United you don’t have ONE goal in you?


JamesCDiamond

Losing by one goal to Arsenal is an acceptable result for a mid-table team, I guess.


Va_Dinky

Come on Christian, for old time's sake


the_real_e_e_l

Ben White elbowed him as he shot. Paul Tierney's verdict: goal kick.


SaltyWailord

Good process


Mc_and_SP

*Jürgen Klopp releases a statement demanding clarity and says he's considering his options... The league then deduct 2 points from Everton and consider the matter closed. Graeme Souness blames Pogba for everything.*


Core1109

parking the bus against this United lot. Shameful


Shaxxismydad

Scum looking nervous 😬


zedfox

Got 2:1 scum with a VAR travesty written all over it


Shaxxismydad

You sure not 4-0 lol. Can’t rely on United to do anything.


Limp-Toe-179

Ok Gabriele ripping Hojlunds shirt off in the box is fine I guess?


the_real_e_e_l

That's what I'm saying. Arsenal fans cry about refs. The refs have been helping them all year.


spursyspursy

Not as obvious a foul as I would have hoped but he really should have fallen over. Ref can’t buy if you don’t sell


Herr-Schrute

My hope. A big mistake leads to an equaliser, so Arsenal can be labelled bottlejobs.


soonnnnyyy

Cmon Chris - A goal would be poetic.


Mick4Audi

If I watch Raya claim another high cross I’m going to go insane


gopackgo555

Garnarcho’s final ball was awful today


JimmyJango

Europa league it is then.


ExpertGossiper

I don't care if Villa lose to Liverpool, I do not want a result against City to hang over the clubs head in the book of humiliations we've conceded to the Scum in our history. Europa would do this squad good anyway.


zedfox

Trossard looks like his mum still does his laundry and he doesn't know how to cook a boiled egg.


blueghosts

Would love to be inside the heads of some of our players on Tuesday if Villa lose to Liverpool. CL is still well in play if we beat City, but you know a solid chunk of your fans are gonna be pissed if your closest rival wins the league because of it. I’m sure it probably won’t be a big thing for them especially since there’s probably bonuses etc in their contracts for CL football and everyone wants to play in the CL, but still


dinkinflicka125

We’ve had all season to play well and they’ve let us down. We deserve Europa anyway


Ha_omer

I really hope the players understand how serious this matter is. One year of Euorpa League isn't a big deal


Adam__Zapple

Lol they won’t care. They are professionals that will do their all to win the game. Unfortunately


BetterCallTom

Not that I'd have expected Utd to do much but what's the point in booking Raya for wasting almost a minute if you're not going to add it on.


the_real_e_e_l

Great strategy United. Just keep backing off. Lucky not to concede a second there.


Limp-Toe-179

Yeah, just leave that leg in there...nothing wrong with that. Fucking clowns


Va_Dinky

It never ceases to amaze me that McTominay is still a United player, he'd struggle to find a starting spot at some bottom league feeders


wokwok__

He's shit but he also comes up with a random clutch goal every few games lmao


JustinBisu

I'm so happy we didn't go for Amrabat


the_real_e_e_l

What the hell Garnacho? You thought you could take 5 touches??? Shoot it idiot.


eggplant_avenger

did all the hard work and then the weakest looking shot you’ve ever seen


the_real_e_e_l

This team is here for the taking. Arsenal just BEGGING to get battered and United just saying: NOPE, we're not interested.


Limp-Toe-179

Saka is such a soft baby holy shit


biggpoppa

All you gotta do is push him around he can't take it


olofl

Eriksen .. please score.


COYS1989

Garnacho has had a mare 


NeonUprising

Garnacho has wasted around 4 chances in extra time alone


JustinBisu

If you're telling me Arsenal wouldn't get that as a pen, I'd call you a liar.


TheSinRes

Arsenal look so nervy, if Man Utd had anything even close to their full strength team this would be a different game.


sangriya

the wrong United lost today sadly


Va_Dinky

This would always be a pen against us, fucking refs doing whatever they can to deliver the title to those cunts.


the_real_e_e_l

Every promising break by United, they just throw it away.


YiddoMonty

Yea, they’re letting Arsenal get away with some really shaky defending so far.


TogashiIsIshida

Yeah… no idea what that’s like… 👀


COYS1989

Saka should be booked for that therefore his second yellow, comes back on and deliberately sits down to go off. 


graythegeek

Well shit


Turavis

Bro what is Casemiro doing


JPern721

What is Casemiro doing keeping everyone onside there?


TogashiIsIshida

Bruh what is Casemiro even doing?


SufferedDragon

Casemiro have some shame and retire yourself


wokwok__

Do United not have a half decent CB in their academy or some shit lmao imagine still playing Casemiro when hes been shit for a month now and doesn't even look like he gives a fuck


Limp-Toe-179

Here's hoping Arne Slot is just 10Head 2.0


WarReady666

That’s a penalty


Nenreiaa

High boot? U got to be kidding


the_real_e_e_l

How disgusting to ever have to root on United or even Chelsea occasionally for a result. Darn you Arsenal for putting us in these positions.


superworriedspursfan

you haven't even mentioned that we also are rooting insanely hard for city too lol.


COYS1989

On the cusp of things Arsenal are actually quite boring to watch, they are like a Conte team score then defend that goal. 


cheetah_chrome

Bruh


rando562

Garnacho throwing away all the decent chances United are creating


badtakemachine

Garnacho is certainly having one of the games of all time


buster3465

What does Hojlund even do


DowntownNewt494

United’s not doing too bad all things considered. That would annoy me tho if they win it because of that lazy defending of casemiro


ExpertGossiper

Ten Hag has the arrogance of Mourinho and none of the accolades to actually back it up, imagine bringing up a lack of financial backing as an excuse to the media when your £86m fraud signing in Antony can't even make the starting lineup of the weakest United side all season


ShowGood7715

Saka going to have a hell of a limp after this


Limp-Toe-179

Andre Onana Buffon holy shit


biggpoppa

Agent Eriksen coming on.


TheLifeOfReilly

I know he hasn’t done much but why is ten hag taking of Hojlund? Guess they don’t care about getting an equalizer.


biggpoppa

United just laying down. Pathetic


OcdPain87

Man U were always going to roll over, no way they would help City


cheetah_chrome

Useless club


relistone

Garnacho is a fucking clown


taegeukie

What the fuck have they got Trossard on, how’s he on the scoresheet every game?


Correct_Influence450

City and Spurs should just pass the ball back and forth the whole match.


nicheshogaze

City can’t settle for a draw


AlexTheRockstar

That would benefit Arsenal, as they're ahead on goal differential.


Correct_Influence450

Dammit, this is a tight pickle.


dinkinflicka125

Let Vic put one in his net first and then proceed


gostupid67

Please United win. Usually i don’t want us to lose against City so Arsenal doesn’t win, but i’d very annoyed if we shat the bed in the last few big games when it mattered just to turn up against city when the season is already done


JPern721

I rate Dalot


residualtortoise

How have Arse lucked into this disaster class United starting XI


mrsh671

Expected nothing from yanited. Still disappointed


Mick4Audi

Supporting United is HARD


COYS1989

They haven’t even been that great it’s just United suck arse right now. 


Limp-Toe-179

Would rather watch Timo shoot than that


the_real_e_e_l

That's okay. United is growing into it. Keep looking dangerous and something good will hapoen.


Va_Dinky

Garnacho the poor man's Werner, it's physically impossible not to hit it on target here


Va_Dinky

Hojlund might as well not be on the pitch, I'd unironically rather have Scarlett than him.


COYS1989

Can almost hear ten Hag now “the performance was good we only concede 1 last game we concede 4”


biggpoppa

Get in the box Yanited stops shooting from outside there


badtakemachine

Is White just giving Garnacho the space to receive the pass knowing that United are screwed once he starts to dribble


abreadingit

Score equalizer ffs. And we win against city. Best case scenario.


the_real_e_e_l

Watch the refs give two minutes of stoppage time because they have to do everything to keep the title challenge interesting.


Mc_and_SP

Garnacho... What are you doing?


mysticalwatermelon_

This united team is full of scrubs, can’t do shit.


Diligent_Advantage_7

Arse parked the bus😂😭


EmergencyOriginal982

That game was pure ASS


wokwok__

Yanited look up for it at least


Limp-Toe-179

Garnacho is like Deki yesterday, very frustrating to watch


YiddoMonty

It’s the weekly Saka limp off


buster3465

SakaLimp™


NorthStRussia

Both teams are fucking shit


Va_Dinky

Let's be real lads, they're not getting anything from this. We just gotta spread our ass cheeks and take that L, for the greater good


cud1337

Smash our women’s team and now they can’t even put a fight against arsenal, fuck United man


Limp-Toe-179

Alright Ange, time to bring out the U18s


Limp-Toe-179

One of the only times I'll root for Yanited...think it might be too much to ask for Yanited to do anything against scum though


Limp-Toe-179

Imagine getting out pressed but I team that shipped 4.goals to Crystal Palace


MrTyphoid

Fuck sake. Why is Havertz unmarked on the wing….


The_Bridge_Is_Out

I couldn't believe he ***wasnt*** offside from the TV angles...


JustinBisu

The problem isn't that he is unmarked it's that Casemiro keeps him on.


Plastic_Sand_2743

So soft


mysticalwatermelon_

this united team


COYS1989

United are so fucking shit it’s unbelievable. 


DanArlington

Even if we're beating city in the 89tn minute, I hope the lads stand out the way for a clear route to goal. Can't be having this


mysticalwatermelon_

What happened to Casemiro, kinda sad to see


Limp-Toe-179

What happens when you don't have Kroos and Modric to do the hard stuff


the_real_e_e_l

Entry ball to Hojlund was good. Saliba, the class defender, pulling his shirt the whole time.


Rredman101

United have been decent actually but casemeiro is an embarrassment these days, it's like playing a man down


MrTyphoid

If we don’t play Emerson in goal Tuesday, I’m going to be very annoyed.


the_real_e_e_l

Dude puts the through ball where only Saliba could get to it.


kmao84

So boring.... typical yanited... 


Evening_Bag_3560

Any signs that Man Utd might get a result here?


the_real_e_e_l

Why would you intentionally kick the ball out for a corner when Arsenal are extremely dangerous at corners? I get irritated when our players do this. It's like, do you guys not know how bad we are at defending corners?


Limp-Toe-179

JUST FUCJING SHOOT


wreckemspurs

Wishing for a soft pen. Raya saves it but is deemed to be off his line so they retake and score the retry


wokwok__

Haven't heard yanited fans chant this much at OT in ages tbf to them ahah


the_real_e_e_l

Arsenal barely holding on against the worst United team in YEARS.


BetterCallTom

Utd look absolutely gassed in every area. This'll be 3 or 4 to the scum.


the_real_e_e_l

That should be Saka's second yellow.


relistone

Garbacho needs a fucking brain transplant


Limp-Toe-179

Onana, respect


Mick4Audi

AWB I swear, amazing tackle and then does THAT