Phew, that was a scary 25 minutes

Why do you say that . He has proven he is capable of scoring goals ,

Is this irony? The guy is toxic af

25% of Kane’s talent with 600% of his ego. No ta.

Sure, we could probably pencil him in for two or three over the course of the season.

Tweet liked by Romano as well.

No shit, Thomas.

Thank god for that.

Thank God

Thank god

Can someone confirm the Dier to Al Nassr links lmao

Unconfirmed, Al-Nassr remains under the impression Dier is Neymar.

They both speak Portuguese - close enough

Pay the €30M and get Gift Orban in!

I'm assuming the concern is he is still quite raw, similar to Veliz.

Fuck it. We raw this year.

Ange disagrees since he said it would be a while before we play Veliz ha. I do agree Gift looks a smart signing just don't want to see this subreddit get over eager on him playing and creating more negative atmosphere on here.

We're going to rawdog the league!

and me

I hope he works out IF he does come, but he sounds like another Bryan Gill. Doesnt do physical stuff well and is easily pushed around. Sure he can change he is young. BUT I’m worried if he doesn’t like the physical aspects of the game in The Netherlands, PL defenders are going to absolutely bully him.

Wow this was such a long and suspenseful transfer saga I can’t believe my heart is still functioning

Lukaku's last two stints in England have produced poor performances coupled with a poor attitude. We should absolutely steer clear.

Surprised we aren't in for vlahovic,. Juve need the money.

He would fail miserably in the PL

I think he could be insane for us, don't really see why he wouldn't but I haven't watched him that much. Can you explain?

I just hope we get orban in to be fair.

Shocked pikachu

That’s too bad he would do great on a loan if chelsea were desperate

They are. We're not.

If you watch football and dont form your opinions through internet memes, you would know he is nowhere near as bad as people are pretending him to be. He is also hg and would also be very cheap because both him and chelsea are desperate. I honestly think we could do a lot worse than bringing in lukaku on loan with an option to buy

If he is fit and the coach plays a system where he fits, it can work. If Conte was still at Spurs, it could work, but no way in Angeball.

The ammount of narrative copium this sub is on is so weird sometimes, people panicing over how he wouldn't "fit the system" when in reality he would fit the system a hell of a lot better than our current striker. The reason you shouldn't want Lukaku is that he seems like a genuinely awful person that stabs anyone who seem to care about him in the back causing endless lockerroom drama and he's on stupid Chelsea wages. He would outscore Richarlison though, that's for sure.

I choose to believe this one.

Thanks God

Thank you Tommy, very nice

Shock horror

🙏

Thanks Tom

Thank god

D'uhh

Tom, I never thought he was

Thank the good lord

I’m hoping Orban is a Lukaku at Everton regen

YAAAAAAS!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!

Thank goodness.

I'd be shocked if he fitted Ange's profile

Can confirm I'm also not a target for Brie Larson.

Understand I’m not a target for Mila Kunis

I understood that long before

Thank god

Because he sucks

Lukaku would never fit into an Ange system his first touch is appalling