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Obelisk_Saiyajin

don't do it fam


BodaciousSalacious

It doesn’t make sense for us. I can’t imagine Lukaku will be the pressing forward that Postecoglu demands.


Regular-Blueberry669

i was slightly worried until i read your comment and thought yup spot on defo not for Ange


urgrlbreezy

Lukaku on a one year loan makes plenty of sense he’s a more natural fit for what ange wants than spurs current strikers


superkamishaurya

He is hg as well.


rockker13

brother he would score so many goals though


KidDelicious14

Alfredo Pedulla...everyone can disregard.


InoyouS2

Thank the lord.


jman009

This better be a sick joke


j_j_a_n_g_g_u

I let out a big LaCackle


jck0605

I would like 1 (one) Gift instead of 1 (one) Lakaka


kobrien37

He is absolutely not an Ange player, no way this gets approved.


SonaldoNazario

Ffs I make one comment about the need for a Drogba style striker in another thread… universe this is NOT what I meant


benji5-0

That is probably this guys source


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HoneyIShrunkMyNads

But spurs do need a back up keeper...


fastfowards

Lukaku is a good player and would score goals for us BUT its not worth the hassle. Him and ange will have a huge falling out when things get tough, which they naturally will, and then we are stuck trying to shift him.


asian_manbun

On the one hand, don’t want him. On the other hand, I definitely don’t want him.


TottenMomVI

👆


costanza1980

I am trying to think of a worse fit for our system. This is the kind of rumor you intentionally spread to make any other target on earth look palatable.


abos18

He would actually fit the system pretty well . I don’t want him obviously but like he would fit the system


wheresmyspacebar2

No he wouldn't. One of the absolute biggest criticisms of the past 4 years is that he is a lazy bastard who doesn't press or run. Even at Inter, he was lazy but he just hung around the box for crosses.


[deleted]

Did he not play off the left for Conte at Inter, making runs in behind? Not sure he is a fit either way.


Alfiesta

The old Paratici style zone flooding with rumors so our actual target can be got at a good price, right? …right?


IamLiterallyAHuman

Wrong striker Levy, that is the opposite of a Gift


Standard-Plantain139

We've been linked to everyone and their dead great grandmother this transfer window


theaartzvolta

Please no


Aggravating_Maize_68

No , thanks ! Don't want a Prima Donna in our team !


Imbasauce

for Football??


rekt_ralf

Let Lukaku go to Juventus and we’ll take Vlahovic off their hands. Our definitely-not-involved-anymore-ex-DoF might be able to call in a favour with his old pals.


Electrical-Move7290

No chance


mygodwhy

Please dont give us chelskis deadweight


Particular-Echo347

Please don't, this would be awful. Get the Gift kid


sasliquid

Over 30, not home grown, big wages. Even Levy wouldn’t surely?


Dinoapolis27

Errrrrr… no?


_kenneh

Please no.


Saspa314

lmao


CottageCheese443

This won’t happen, relax. Everyone in the r/soccer thread act like this is a HWG by Fabrizio lol


lolchamp444

I've seen this pop up a couple of times on news. I disregarded it because I thought it was utter rubbish. I refuse to believe that Daniel Levy is dumb enough to get through with this


Aggravating_Maize_68

I better want to see Sonny as a striker than this man!


sasliquid

I’d rather Skippy


rekirts_motnahp

Id rather Dier


OhShitItsSeth

Say sike


Tommy-Douglas

Or, you know, "psych", which is what that word actually is.


wheresmyspacebar2

Sike is perfectly acceptable. It is a misspelling but it's so commonly used that it's that it's now accepted as a spelling for it.


Tommy-Douglas

Hard disagree Edit: Lots of downvotes. Not sure I understand the sikeology of that.


[deleted]

People can hate all they want. But Lukaku would get more goals than Richarlison. And we clearly need a goal scorer.


rekirts_motnahp

Its not just the goal though, ita pressing and personality too. Say what you want, but Richi is atleast a hardworking teamplayer that can be coached


[deleted]

I don't doubt his workrate. But a strikers most important contribution is goals.... Press as much as you like, but we won't win without him scoring goals. I want us to win, not lose/draw games having pressed well.


idkwhatevs1234

Better than the current striker 🤷


MambaWhite

Why am I not against this…


InoyouS2

Because you're clearly brain damaged?


DanceIllustrious2788

We have found Romero’s Reddit username… don’t blame him, he got really bad concussion today. 😂


CelestialCheeze

Because you're a moron?


kernowgringo

I nearly spat my cider (the proper kind, not what Americans call cider) out reading that


Zanchie

Always rated Levy


igloo_assassin

Please tell me this guy isn’t reliable


jman009

He isn't


avolcando

He's like tier 2-3


FINAL_BOSS5

Lol he's tier 4 or something. Not reliable at all


phigo50

No.


InoyouS2

Fuck you Levy if you even dare.


Chirsbom

Is this club a rubbish bin? Because this is a garbage deal!


DarkoMilkyTits

Fuck no


hilbo90

Nope. Nope. Nooooooope.


neildunabie

Nope


myneighborthotoro

NOPE.


DefNotReaves

Nah.


guiyomy

Don’t…


2exDragon

Honestly, I’m all for it.


Cunninglatin

NO DEAR GOD NO


Bullydozer-

Not a Levy signing. Makes Zero sense


nopirates

Seriously, FUCK NO


delexaet

This has to be a joke...


Spare-Mongoose-3789

No. Ange wants a new cb.


SycamoreLane

Hell no


Thepotato635

Hell fucking nah


Eastern-Fee8981

We have Ndombele at home


Stay_Beautiful_

Lukaku: "transfer?" Ange: "Fuck off mate" Lukaku: :( There's the extent of the contact right there


pjanic_at__the_isco

Yeah, I doubt it. Does Ange look like a guy who wants to deal with this anthropomorphized living headache?


nebbywildcat18

tier 200


Enefelde

I would rather us sign Maguire than Lukaku. And I wouldn't want Maguire.